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Christianity Etc › Re: Aerial Footage Of Experience In Lagos Last Night (Photos ) by blueAgent(m):
julaion:
You're suffering from ODS: Obi Derangement Syndrome.

Symptoms include always
* talking about Peter Obi morning, afternoon and night
* Obsessing about Peter Obi even when engaging in coitus with a partner
* Seeing Peter Obi everywhere you go, even in the toilet
*Looking for any opportunity to talk and criticize Peter Obi, even in the church or in the bedroom
*Seeing everything Peter Obi does as bad, while at the same time seeing everything an unrepentant mafia boss with dementia, does as fantastic
*Speaking and understanding tongues that are not known to the holy spirit eg: Babblu babla bubu.

If you're showing two or more of the aforementioned symptoms listed above, you should immediately seek help at Yabaleft; failure to do so can lead to extreme paranoia or mental breakdown after February 25.
grin grin >: grin

You Don finish urchins.

Even gods don't understand the tongues of druglord.

Babblu babla bubu.
Food › Re: See The #600 Food I Bought Today In Lagos. by blueAgent(m): 9:13am On Dec 04, 2022
DaInferno:
Eyah...some of you are seeing shege in some states o. You must have ordered Rice and Beans but they gave you Rice and Stew

...then they sprinkled Beans for you!
Lol...Na APC shit CAUSE AM grin
Politics › Re: 5000 APC Members Burn Brooms, Defect To PDP In Nasarawa by blueAgent(m): 8:54am On Dec 04, 2022
ZombieTERROR:
bulabula bubula cheesy
Lol...no joy,even urchins no get joy. grin
Politics › Re: 2023: Don’t Waste Your Money, Rivers Is ‘No-Go Area’, Wike Tells APC by blueAgent(m): 8:48am On Dec 04, 2022
alingo2013:
grin we want the money na, please come he doesn't know what he is saying, but we won't still vote for you sha, but still come and spend your money on us
Gbam grin

Men need cashout grin grin
Politics › Re: 2023: Don’t Waste Your Money, Rivers Is ‘No-Go Area’, Wike Tells APC by blueAgent(m): 8:47am On Dec 04, 2022
ZombieTERROR:
Affliction should not rise a second time..

Nigerians won't survive a Buhari pro Max

You don't want to know what the street looks like right now.. you don't know the road to the Market because you still live in your mothers one room apartment.. eating free food and enjoying free data..

This is a party that promised a better future for Nigerians.. Today we have begging them to leave the country the way they met it..
In a sane country this useless party APC would not be qualified to run for the post of class monitor or prefect talkless of governorship and presidential. huh
Politics › Re: 2023: Don’t Waste Your Money, Rivers Is ‘No-Go Area’, Wike Tells APC by blueAgent(m): 8:42am On Dec 04, 2022
TheDictatorNd:
Even wike knows PDP can't stand APC in a free and fair election in riverstate
Are you high?
Politics › Re: 2023: Don’t Waste Your Money, Rivers Is ‘No-Go Area’, Wike Tells APC by blueAgent(m): 8:33am On Dec 04, 2022
sonature1:
Believe it or not, APC hasn't done enough to convince Nigerians that they are different from PDP. In fact, APC is much worse than the PDP because they use propaganda, lies and deceit to rule. They even gaslight us!

However, just like Goodluck Jonathan always says, you cannot run an economy on propaganda because the people go to the market every day to buy things. You cannot convince them that you have managed the economy well when they have watched a bag of rice go from 8k to over 40k.
So true.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 8:31am On Dec 04, 2022
MrColdsweat:
The difference is perception. You think football is about goals and dribbles, you focus on the individual. You forget that there are several players who perform their roles effectively for messi to perform. If the centre backs do not progress the ball properly or pass accurately, messi will struggle.

Football is an organisational sport. In an organisation, the versatile member is the most valuable.

James milner is not just the best footballer. He's an embodiment of football because he can sacrifice anything for the team. One minute he's giving an assist, the next minute he's clearing the ball off the line. He played an entire season as a full back. He presently has more champions league assist than modric.

He also has a better penalty record than messi and ronaldo.
You did not address my point.

I asked you which of the positions is Milner master of?

Last time I checked, he has not played as a goal keeper or winger, nor striker, which means he is still not an all round player as you claim.

He plays multi roles and is master of none.

Messi can play as a false 9,infact he is the best in the World as a false 9, he can play as a 10,8 or as a right winger, in all this ,he comes out as the best in that position. Ronaldo has mastered goal scoring despite been a natural winger.

In the world he is the best poacher or goal soccerer.

Can we claim Milner is the best in the World in left back, central midfield, Centre back?
Family › Re: Wall Gecko Wipes Out Family Of Six In Ogun State by blueAgent(m): 11:01pm On Dec 03, 2022
Richy4:
Nigerian post-mortem examination always comes out within 2mins of someone's demise or minutes after the discovery of someone's death ...

The pathologists are always the onlookers, gatekeepers, beer parlour patrons, market women and elders in council... embarassed
Funny country grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m):
JasonScoolari:
He marked his 1000! game with a beautiful goal....


He even healed the sick.

He is Messi, the King.
Lol... grin abeg make we stop the blasphemy, ma God no vex for Argentina team.

Na God hand we dey pray 4 them to lift the cup.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:53pm On Dec 03, 2022
Pinterest:
He hasn’t settled for his first 11. I know time is running out but I think luck will play a factor on how far Argentina will go.

When Messi wins the World Cup, football wins. The Universe will make it possible grin grin
Amen.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m):
MrColdsweat:
Nope. Messi is just a great attacking player. He's no GOAT because he cannot play other positions.

If there's a closest player to a GOAT, it should be james milner.
Rubbish analogy.

And in which position is Milner the world best at?
Midfield ,attack,defence?
Yes he can play multi positions, but he is master of none.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:49pm On Dec 03, 2022
Pinterest:
Una don shift am again.

I dey sure say na so una go shift am to Semi final and Final grin
Sure,God pass them.

Who God don bless , no man can curse.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:45pm On Dec 03, 2022
SmallDick99:
If not of the defensive error and goal keeper's mistake Argentina wouldn't have scored, Australia should add one more goal to make it 2:2 sad

Nonsense and pessi bottlers grin
Ok Noted, but cry more. grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:43pm On Dec 03, 2022
Cmanforall:
Please don't disrespect a goat. Assign another animal to him
Lol...a toad grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:43pm On Dec 03, 2022
[quote author=Slawomirr post=118880874]Damnnn niggar

See ball way Martinez throwaway

If Messi na Greedy player he for nor

They suppose flog that guy.
No wonder the man city man dey bench Am.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:38pm On Dec 03, 2022
damosky12:
My guy, on a serious note, it's so so obvious Messi is on a class of his own. Ronaldo is not very close.

Note that he creates the chances. The moves start from him. He is a midfield to attack transition on his own!

At 35, he has the highest G/A of any footballer this year. For someone who is past his prime o, without the pace or solo runs and dribbles he had when he was in his teens and twenties...

Messi is the greatest of all time No one in his generation is close.
Abeg tell those clowns.

They dey compare camry to G wagon grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:36pm On Dec 03, 2022
HumbleOptimist:
There's no such thing as Pessi. Penaldo we knowcheesycheesygrin
E sure 4 you. grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 10:34pm On Dec 03, 2022
OJEEMAH:
What exactly did Ronaldo do at Messi’s current age aside hiding in the box for his usual tapins?

He contributes little or nothing when he’s not scoring that’s why he’s been sitting on the bench under Ten Hag.

Ten Hag can’t bench Messi cos if he’s not scoring, he will playmake and assist his team.

Dealt with Spain? A weak Spain without Iniesta, Xavi and few others?

Same Spain that didn’t make it out of their group in 2014 World Cup?

Same Spain that struggled in 2018 World Cup?

Did Ronaldo not play a stronger spain in 2010 World Cup and Euro 2012, how many goal did he score?

Nation league is not a recognized competition. It’s more like a competitive friendly games.

Meanwhile, Bernardo Silva and others ran the show for Portugal. With or without Ronaldo, Portugal would most likely have won it.
So spot on.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Australia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 1) On 3rd Dec 2022 by blueAgent(m): 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2022
Veezy4u:
Undercover Portugal (come Australia) fans how fargrin
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Olaiya Igwe Campaigning Naked For Tinubu (Video, Photo) by blueAgent(m): 7:38pm On Dec 03, 2022
grin
jamace:
grin grin Peter Obi is really peppering them. See what an elder is doing? God forbid BATthing. grin grin
grin keep pressing urchins neck
Politics › Re: Lagos Records Lowest Robbery Incidents In Decades, No Bank Robbery by blueAgent(m): 7:32pm On Dec 03, 2022
BanyXchi:
before hearing about one skull-mining and ritual killings in the SW, we'll hear a thousand cases of UGM cannibalizing and beheading people in the SE, I see gory barbaric videos of those Ipob savages butchering people in the forests. The SW is the safest region in the country and more than half of the crimes here are committed by the refugees especially from the East. Owo killing was done by Ebira muslim extremists and most of the victims were ibos. The safest states according to o NBS are in the SW.
The joke is on you, stop shifting attention.
No one is claiming the East is safe, you are the ones claiming South west is safe and I proved your arguments as false.

Are igbos not humans? the facts remains that they were killed in Southwest.
So deal with that.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ngozi Fulani Accuses Buckingham Palace Staff Of Racism. by blueAgent(m): 7:29pm On Dec 03, 2022
Gemma11:
People have the right to speak out on whatever they consider racist or not.

Asking a Person born and rasied in Britian to state their origin, even though the person has already told them that they are British is racist. Nobody would aks a White South African in who claimed to be African that question but somehow it is ok to frustate Black British people.
I have seen whites been asked where they are from even when they state they are American, it might be becos of there name or complexion, or dressing.
In US whites are often asked this question and no one takes offence with it.

You can hear some one respond, Am American and when questioned further they reply, of Italian and German origin, its not a crime only blacks with their inferiority complex make a big deal out of race.

I hope you know all the white in SouthAfrica are not of the same ethnicity? Some are Africanners, some are Scottish,some are British, French. E.t.c.

Google about Orania in Northern Cape, South Africa.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ngozi Fulani Accuses Buckingham Palace Staff Of Racism. by blueAgent(m): 6:53pm On Dec 03, 2022
Gemma11:
UK and US are two different places. try to establish that first because that is like us discussing what happened in Nigeria and you asking me to read what happened in The Gambia.
You still don't get it.

Detriot's fall is as a result of change in Demography of a place.
Same thing can happen in any place, UK or US or any European country ones you change the demograph.
Politics › Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by blueAgent(m): 2:36pm On Dec 03, 2022
BeardedMeat:
There's a reason they are called zombies.

Even as we speak, one of Remi Tinubu's son is locked away somewhere in their mansion because he's an imb.ecile.

Tinubu use am arrange.
I no go doubt, the guy is too desperate.

My pity na the useless urchins who vote and support this useless party that has caused us so much pain.
Politics › Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by blueAgent(m): 2:34pm On Dec 03, 2022
Ttalk:
Yeah, he hasn't attended for once. I am a dedicated follower of The Experience except yesterday program.

That's what we call eye service. Obi has never wish any Nigerian stateman birthday wishes even as a governor until this year.

What a hypocrite is Obi. That is eye service bro. Karamba niyakuya
Ok Noted.

Cry more grin
Politics › Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by blueAgent(m): 2:25pm On Dec 03, 2022
grammarian247:
The only thing your long essay passed is syntactic and grammatic correctness. From a semantic and logical angle, you will score 15/100. My first instinct was to take time to isolate the lapses in your argument, but I am acutely aware it will be a collosal waste of time. Only a fellow who feeds directly from this corruption-infested system will prefer 'proven competence' to obvious moral uprightness. Only someone with a skewed parameter will dismiss a man whose record of existence and trajectory is traceable...(I do not wish to bring on this juxtaposition; fill the gap).

If Baba was the solution to our problems, his involvement in this administration would have served as a springboard for what we expect; he won't need to pay anyone to troll anyone, pun intended. Call it pessimism, you could be right - I have long stopped expecting anything good from this nation. In a nation where it is the norm for governors to leave a state sagging under the weight of debt, and where a governor who rather left verifiable amount of money in the state coffers is scoffed at, maligned and dismissed as a greenhorn, such nation is one that leaves you with only one option -resignation to fate and faith.

I am not rooting for anyone...we, Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba, will all be served the same meal, good or bad, in the end. People like you may not be affected, I only have the poor masses in mind. I did not quote you to explain, persuade or argue with you, but to dump my overflowing emotions.
So true.
Politics › Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by blueAgent(m): 2:23pm On Dec 03, 2022
BeardedMeat:
Rubbish and senseless lies from an online beggar. Your delusions are hunger induced.

If Obi na scam, what's Tinubu then?
Scamerleee. grin

That's scammer raised to power 1000
Politics › Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by blueAgent(m):
BeardedMeat:
Yes! Go and verify.

See how comfortable you urchins have become with corruption because your candidate is an epitome of corruption.
So true.
It's like a knee jerk reaction.
No wonder the druglord succeeded in pocketing all there destines while giving them peanuts.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ngozi Fulani Accuses Buckingham Palace Staff Of Racism. by blueAgent(m): 1:53pm On Dec 03, 2022
Gemma11:
Why should I read about Detroit, USA when this topic is about something that happened in Britain?
I thought you claim to read a lot.

Reading about the fall of Detriot would show you the gains of diversity and multiculturalism.

https://www.google.com/m?q=fall+of+Detroit&client=ms-opera-mobile&channel=new&espv=1
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ngozi Fulani Accuses Buckingham Palace Staff Of Racism. by blueAgent(m): 1:51pm On Dec 03, 2022
Gemma11:
Why should I read about Detroit, USA when this topic is about something that happened in Britain?
I thought you claim to read a lot.

Reading about Detriot would show you the gains of diversity and multiculturalism.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ngozi Fulani Accuses Buckingham Palace Staff Of Racism. by blueAgent(m): 1:48pm On Dec 03, 2022
Gemma11:
Your thoughts are valid.
However you are either speaking as an immigrant or someone who has not left Nigeria.

You need to understand that black people are not monoliths. What you see as an obsession is actually someone’s legal birthright.

Just like no one questions a white man who claims to be a proud South African by right of birth, no one has the right to question why a black person born and raised in Britain claims British or labels them to be an obsessive over that fact.

Stay in your lane and speak on immigrant matters only and not things you clearly don’t understand the nuances of.
Why would he be obsessed to be seen, as part of the ppl he claims to be he oppressors?

My argument is that blacks play this race card too often even when it is not needed.

Yet they are the most racists and ethnicist.

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