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smh. Proxy paracetamol takers have arrived

Mummymahdi:
U are more confused.

Mr Man. Put your school fees back in ur bag

she asks "are u jealous". Before I read that part, I concluded she was an attention seeker and lover. This may be hard for u to believe but trust me,she can't stop that shhitt easily even if u ask her.she'll tend to be hard to satisfy. U know what to do if you want peace of mind: let her go

I'd say nothing.but if I give him 5k and he frowns, he go get him size

yet you would drag and humiliate him in d mud if he had no money. Confused creatures

Mummymahdi:
He taught its all about money

u mean the same ladies getting wet when they see Yahoo boys Lexus or Benz. Smh there's a limit efcc and government can do as far as arrest and persecution can go. It's better to take the indirect economical,and educational approach towards today's youths that majority of them wants to live celebrity life at all cost including the ladies that loose their body parts and wombs(gets me cracking). Na sharwama and money dey cause that womb part d most

ENGINEERG:
Its high time Nigerians expose yahoo boys..
Before we all think they only affect foreigners, but the reality is that, they are affecting us the more now, because most of them are yahoo plus, who are ritualists.. So now, our daughters, and women are not safe again, cos they use women mostly for rituals
We are getting lots of women running mad, after alighting from vehicles too. Also so many wombs have been used, And so many ladies won't give birth again..
so Nigerians, if you see any yahoo boys expose them and report them to Efcc ASAP, cos our ladies are not safe o

Guy.nothing do u. But those gold diggers always believe well dressed guys are doing alright

RealGboy:
broke and poverty stricken kill you there .I know that's the first thing you notice in a man ",broke or rich ' that's why your destiny has been stolen







..if I'm not the finest male on Nairaland then I'm definitely the cutest... can't say richest but I'm not poor .....



Modified... Below is my pic

Person wey police dey eye before with his social media personality. Funny Wahala

This bittch cooeing "my baby" behind my window like person wey just collect dick or money should leave o before I vent my anger in her

Smh.lol. the one that took a roof off another's head is the one crying and the one that lost a roof is the one smiling?

pozehnani:
He doesn't need to come to my house and cry. He's pained and crying in his closet. Or what other thing could possibly be worse than getting angry to a point of being destructive? This one pass cry set.



That's a level of foolishness. Destroying a property prolly worth millions because of a woman.

U go school Sha? This one u know fit understand literal expression. When you're ready to bring ur real name,drop it

AandGee:
How arrogant of you to think I am a boy...

Boy shift

AandGee:
Of course.

Smh. Has the man come to ur door to acry of his loss? I'm capable to doing that shhi and won't feel at loss.

pozehnani:
Who lost? The man of course because it's his money that is lying in the rubbles, not the ladies. So, you guys should go and advise una uncle to receive sense.

Na wetin ur mama and papa give u be dat? smh.

AandGee:
Here it is;
First Name: Aand
Last Name: Gee

Let the experiment begin...

Drop your full name and let's experiment

AandGee:
But, is there?

Something's fishy. He attacked them all in front of the lasman officer? And drove off?

DaddyRochie1642:
That her swollen eye is making me laugh, I can help it,... The driver must have transferred all his frustrations to the blows he gave her

seeing as you're a man who chose to use and operate a female moniker. I won't dispute nor argue ur natural foolishness.

Good day to u sir.smh

November24:
You are really doolish, and myopic.
America holds the security key to Saudi.

Remove America from Saudi,it will be overrun by your terrorists brothers in a day.

Ozuor

Will she be the first woman to go against her family wish for a man she claims to love? Guy think well...she doesn't love u like u do to her. It's easy for people to say I love u than prove it.

jawalis:
You may be right to some extent. You opened my eyes to facts. Thanks bro.[/b]But i wouldn’t blame her for doing what her dad wanted[b]. I knew how it went and her efforts to slide it off.

Guy she wants to nail u down with her age 26 desperation. Know ur damn rights. Tell her she'll be a baby mama nothing more then wait and see if she's a bittch or bittchest. She might abort the pregnancy if she's after ur pocket if she isn't, she'll keep it and should be ready to play ur ball.Even a court of law can't compel uto provide more than u can afford. So tell her if she keeps it,then she should be ready for 10k monthly child support. And if she tries shiit with u with ur child,I don't know how ready u are to loose hell over a child sha

jamie1994:
I am just 24 and she is 26. I can't get married to her. This feeling is burning me down to d marrow...

America is a toothless dog as far as the king is concerned. The oil deal is priceless and they need Saudis influence in the war against terrorism. If they lose Saudi Arabia, America is will be hell vulnerable to terrorism. They know the king is guilty but they can't touch him for now

Dalil8:
Why is the crown prince MBS left out of this ban?

Is he really untouchable like they say?

Why the mustache on her

God knows where u got data from

MemoriesAndMe:
Where is the house? All I see are lights.
It looks like a restaurant on Allen Avenue and like one tiny community bank for Zamfara.

Na quarter plot him buy? This kain house no fit contain both DJ and studio o, either the DJ or the studio must sleep outside. Where is the space?

See as the thing tiny like needle wey get three storey.

Some shops for computer village look like this, but dem dey sell something there, no marketing fit happen in this cubicle.

So, where is the real house? For boys quarter?

Up nepa sha.

Listen to urself! What obligation can u owe his daughter afterwards after he insulted ur linage! I'm very sure even ur own father doesn't know what happened on that visit. If he knew,do u think he would want u to have anything to do with that accursed self acclaimed wealthy family? They aren't even rich as dangote or otedola o. Nobody's knows them o and yet u still relate and treat his daughter well! Who did nothing to go against her father's decision for u or advice him. And u think she loves you? Guy use ur head! Don't be surprised she agrees with her father inwardly against ur status quo!

jawalis:
I can’t do that. Even if I wanted, I won’t do it cos of her daughter.

what is this one saying? Wetin i wan use his daughter do after he insulted my father and I! She can go to Oblivion and marry whoever her father wants my biggest piss here is not the wimpy guy,it's the guy's poor father the mad man insulted. Person father wey no know anyone na him one idioot is dragging on d mud.

SweetCunt97:
Untop daughter wey him give life? Baba u move.

One so called father in law can say this shit to me and walk Scot free. I'll let him see his life in my palm.see degradation! Gun no pass 50k for my street here. He's mad and needs to be taught o

jawalis:
I hate to remember that day but it motivates me.
Babe loves in a good percentage and I do too. Her parents were all on her neck to bring a man home been their only daughter. We made arrangements and I went with her, I already met her mom before that day and she had no issue with me, after the normal greeting and all,
Her dad: young man, what do you do for a living
Me: I work with a Hospital as a medical record staff.
Her dad: oh, what does medical record staffs do
Me: I explained in detail
Her dad: hmm. What’s your qualifications
Me: HND
Her dad: oh, (face changed totally) so how much do you earn that you want to marry my daughter, I checked the front space before I came here and I can see you don’t even have a car, how do you intend to take care of my daughter?
Me: errmmm, errmmm, sir, I am planning....
Her dad: (cut me off) look young man, there’s nothing to discuss, you can’t marry my daughter ok. After today, I don’t wanna see you with my daughter [b][/b]or I get you arrested and locked up. Your father doesn’t even have a name [b][/b]and you are here telling me you have a plan. Keep your plan to yourself and safe me from the stress.
Her mom: Dear let’s listen to this boy. He’s calm and honest with us
Her dad: (stood up and walk in).
Next day, babe called me that her dad took her o to Airport for a travel. What? Babe spent a few month in Korea and was forced to marry rich dude when she returned. I was deeply sad and felt so bad but then; life continues.
We still talked, chat and do stuffs together up till last Sunday.

See who's talking about class,,person wey put cow ring for nose. My money is fuckingg mine. I hav every right to claim It back however I damn want

Waiting for hypocrites and Western wanna beans to say there's nothing like spirituality. Awon werey

Beware of desperate evening newspaper Igbo women. They can do the unspeakable. I don't want to say my experience. Everyone's saying the man killed the woman and drank sniper because it's written he foamed his mouth but I damn say that woman poisoned him with sniper and he screamed for help and she killed herself with the knife like cornered bittches do.

I may sound cruel but something in me is saying "good riddance" to the police knocked over. May God forgive me but those bastards in black cannot use eyes to see a youth driving any car. Na wahala