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Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy: I Am Not Ready To Marry, It Will Slow Down My Career by BLUEJAYY: 3:06pm On May 17, 2019*

Why would you even want to get married and have kids in this catastrophic, unpredictable world?

Doesn't make sense.

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Investment › Re: Stay Off ‘loom Money Nigeria’, SEC Warns by BLUEJAYY: 8:55am On May 17, 2019

valx2:
IF YOU DO LOOM AND THEY DOOM YOU NO CRY COME MY ROOM OOO COZ NA BROOM I GO TAKE ZOOM YOU!

Hahahaaaa
Nice one.

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Flaunts Her Banging Body As She Poses Completely Nude In New Photo by BLUEJAYY: 3:03pm On May 16, 2019

A parous woman isn't sexually attractive to me. No matter how nude she is.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Igodye Writes On The Struggles Of Men In Africa by BLUEJAYY: 12:53pm On May 16, 2019

You guys are the ones having all of these problems. For me, as long as I'm resident in this godforsaken country, no wife and no kids. Period. I can't get myself into all of these bondages called responsibility. At least that way, I get to cut down to 50% all of these wahalas listed.

Gotta live and enjoy this one and only short life.

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Romance › Re: Help! My Girls Are Complaining I Over Last Too Long by BLUEJAYY: 8:23pm On May 15, 2019

Guest007:
Why are you always busting nut up and down nl

Would you rather I bust them inside of you Ma'am? undecided

Romance › Re: Help! My Girls Are Complaining I Over Last Too Long by BLUEJAYY: 7:22pm On May 15, 2019

Guest007:

Got a problem Ms Guest? undecided

Romance › Re: Help! My Girls Are Complaining I Over Last Too Long by BLUEJAYY: 6:13pm On May 15, 2019

Ever been in a situation where the girl you're boning is so tired and weak, she begs you to cum so she could rest, so you increase the speed of thrusting hoping to cum quicker.

But it turns out you couldn't cum! The more you thrust and think about cumming, the harder it is to cum. grin

I once ended up shagging a FWB for an extra 30 minutes because of this.

Somehow I enjoyed it. I mean, looking at her all sweaty and tired, begging you, and you pumping away at full strength... it's crazy grin

I found a solution to it though. So when she asks that I cum, instead of shagging faster, I'd switch to deeper and slower thrusts. That way I bust my nut in no time.

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by BLUEJAYY: 11:50pm On May 14, 2019

Equal2DeTask:
Season don end Inplay na the game na

How do you choose your under goals?

Crime › Re: Eniobong Isonguyo & Pastor Udoka Ukachukwu Sentenced To Death Over Murder by BLUEJAYY: 8:52am On May 10, 2019

marvin906:
women the most easily manipulated creatures on planet Earth

FVCKING. RIGHT.

Most Nigerian women would do any sh1t their pastor says. Easily manipulated.

Read once how one took both her car and her hubby's to go 'sow a seed' for her 'daddy' pastor. Insane sh1t! grin

Some of these women have successfully influenced their weak husbands and boyfriends to also bow to their 'daddy' and worship at his feet. So you see the men sheepishly follow, like some zombie caricature clown. grin

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Romance › Re: Man Saw His Girlfriend With Another Man After Lying That She is Traveling Home. by BLUEJAYY: 7:09pm On May 09, 2019

TissuePaper:
lol...nothing much bro, just going through your intriguing posts

Oops.

I saw a couple topics on the romance section that ignited some nostalgic feelings and I thought to relive those delightful memories by sharing them on here.

Romance › Re: Man Saw His Girlfriend With Another Man After Lying That She is Traveling Home. by BLUEJAYY: 6:48pm On May 09, 2019

TissuePaper:

Tissue my man. Been a while.

Romance › Re: This Picture Should Serve As A Warning To Everyone On Earth by BLUEJAYY: 4:10pm On May 07, 2019

Sober reflections on the purpose of life; the essence of human existence.

Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by BLUEJAYY: 12:28pm On May 07, 2019

UyaiIncomparabl:
Nah. Not the usual mundane courses you think. I'm taking Fashion Designing online. It's nothing serious .

Hope you're enjoying yourself? Have a great day.

I think fashion design as a course is a serious deal. You could be designing for Victoria's secret, Nike, or Abercrombie and Fitch in the future and raking home the big bucks.

Scratch that, you could even start up your own damn brand and grow it into a globally recognized enterprise.

That kid up there your boyfriend? He sounds so insecure. I see him trying to warn you about me and I'm laughing like mad. grin

He's even attacking me! grin

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Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by BLUEJAYY: 7:11pm On May 06, 2019

UyaiIncomparabl:
I'm sure you're better today.
Taking courses online. What about you?

Yeah, I've been better thanks.

Online courses? sounds good. Udemy? Coursera? Edx?

For me, I've been a little bit laid-back these days. Waiting for stuff to come through.

Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by BLUEJAYY: 10:16pm On May 05, 2019

UyaiIncomparabl:
How're you, jay?

I guess I'm good

Not sure.
Been a while. What have you been up to?

Crime › Re: Calabar: DSS Arrest 59 For Commercial Sex, Minors, Men Included by BLUEJAYY: 5:40pm On May 04, 2019*

chevkosticks:
Watt by bedwell
Atekong
Inside anantinga
Flourmill
My unical girls for main gate for friday night from 9pm
gbogobiri
paladium
Tatafish
jevic hotel

dem plenty there

Romance › Re: I Am Dropping My Marriage Plans Cos Of This by BLUEJAYY: 12:23pm On May 04, 2019

If you can't stomach her past sh1ts then let her go. She might find someone else who can and you might also get to find someone else you can put up with.

Damn I usually don't do this. Where's my coffee?

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Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by BLUEJAYY: 1:24am On May 03, 2019

Codyt:
Blaaaaad of jesus! See mad analysis

You no dey sleep? grin

Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by BLUEJAYY: 10:28pm On May 02, 2019

UyaiIncomparabl:
Many thanks to your fluidity and narrative ability, we can expect more erotic stories.

I'm quite a very conservative person for SEX. I think moral uprightness naysay abstinence has gotten a better part of me. I choose not to explore and as such haven't had an adventurous sexual life. I'll live the sexual moments with only one person who's worthy to have 'all of me'. I find sex very sacred.

Do not let me bore you further. You can call me boring if you want, that's still okay.

Being frigid doesn't make you boring. It's totally okay to be frigid as long as you're not grumpy.

My point is, all that sexual tension building up in you needs to be released and if you keep holding it in like that, it could mess with your brain and temperament.

Most sex-starved people are quite really grumpy and cold.

Oh well, I respect your stance but here's hoping you find the 'One' soon so you could get to purge out all that tension and be happier and satisfied.

Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by BLUEJAYY: 8:57pm On May 02, 2019*

UyaiIncomparabl:
I still dey drip sef. Your story na soft porn, just be say no TV and actors here. Let me return to reading my bible.

You're cracking me up here. grin

I have to let you know Uyai, I've lived and enjoyed my fair share of sexual fantasies, and every time I get the chance to share them, I try to paint a vivid picture of those scenarios using the most erotic narratives and vocabulary.

I relive those moments in these stories. Absolutely memorable.

I suppose you've realised a couple of your sexual fantasies too?

Would you like to share them with me? undecided