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Shegzdave:
I was also shocked when I saw this on X some moment ago, like is dollar so accesible to some people despite other shouting shortage

I'm as confused as you are bro. I was in a bank recently and a Whiteman who wanted to withdraw $1,500 was doing so in my presence.

While the cashier was attending to him, he thought of withdrawing an extra $1,000 and asked if he can get an extra withdrawal slip to fill. The cashier said he will have to come back tomorrow to withdraw the extra $1,000 because they are rationing the dollars they give each customer per day. It means tbey don't have enough dollars to give out.

So here I am seeing a Nigerian spraying wads of $100 bills at a party and wondering if it's that easy to see dollars 😲

Omoh! Na today i believe say money na water true true 🤌👀 pic.twitter.com/51isuDLRDf

— TENIOLA (@Teeniiola) April 18, 2025

Abeg people that know hard currency well, is this real dollars being sprayed or prop dollars?

PS : Those are supposed to be 100 bills being sprayed in singles and bundles.

Theflint1:
Rigging a state election is different from rigging a national election, especially when you're a president who's popularity does not extend beyond the political elite.

2027 is still Nigeria's for the taking, Tinubu is doing a very good job of creating the impression that the elections are a foregone conclusion...many will fall for the psyops and they'd sit at home come election day...many won't and they'd make their choice known come election day.

Let me tell you one truth I've come to arrive at in the last few weeks.....

If the Edo state Tribunal judgement is upheld at the supreme court, we can all as well kiss goodbye any prospect of INEC conducting a credible election or the judiciary nullifying a rigged election. It will leave behind an unfortunate precedent.

You can go back and read the Edo state Tribunal judgement. It's a crazy and sad travesty. Asue and his team brought witnesses, 153 BVAS machines used in 133 polling units etc to prove over voting yet the tribunal was unmoved. Crazy thing is INEC didn't even put up any defence for their mess up in that election. They didn't even call witnesses, the tribunal just say make Monday carry go dey enjoy the soup INEC cook and deliver to him.

I won't be surprised it will be a precedent if the election is upheld at the supreme court. It means once INEC do wuru-wuru election and declare u winner, the "loser" of the election can as well go and waste his time in court where INEC will not even put up a defence but the court will say the petitioner did not prove his or her case beyond reasonable doubt.

CrystalTiger:
Virtual Presidency..

Remote worker..

Incompetent Remote Worker you mean.

Growing up, we had one neighbor who is Roman Catholic that normally cooks this enmass on good Friday and she shares with neighbors.

When she brings for our family, the only person who eats it was my father because he had a catholic background ( A Muslim who attended catholic schools in his youth). For years I thought it was really a general catholic Easter food.( I assumed actually and never bothered to ask)

Now I know she cooks it because she's from one of the Brazilian returnee families of Lagos and also a catholic.

Shegzdave:
Him no wish spy well at all

His intentions are not good at all

Spy360:
One of my subordinates was telling me to resign and invest in one platform like that, that pays 100% ROI monthly. He was like Oga, if you put like 1.5m, you will just rest and be allowing them trade for you. Every month you're guaranteed that same amount.

When I asked him their office, he said he does not know.

😂

Na double leg tackle the guy set for you.

1. Make you resign

2. Make u invest Ur savings for ponzi

The guy just Wan make u get stroke 😂

popizaino:
@BlueRayDick is your email here active?

Partially. I think I saw ur PM and responded earlier in the week

reccy:
Look at the scope they used.

The timeline.

After luring many to register and have more than enough customer then,

First week: hackers attacked our system and changed the wallet address as such, all pending financial transactions are suspended till rectification.

Second week: due to the system malfunction, we couldn't rectify the wallet so, all your recharges have been returned to your wallet but can't be withdrawn. This is to enable us to get proper perspective and get it fixed as our team our working on it.🙄🙄🙄🙄

Third week: After thorough works, we were able to fix it but you need to recharge the equivalent amount in your wallet to be able to withdraw. This is to enable us create a new wallet address that will be linked to your Bybit.

Most of them started recharging without any questions or scrutiny. They even brought one TikTok product like that in which most of them also invested. That's how they vanished.

The guy that told me about it was lucky get ¾ of his money back.


It was that bad!


How far Lekkkys

See format now....

The funny thing is some of the people who fell for this may still fall for another one if well branded before the year runs out.

Deadprezzis:
Not to compel you to try joining

He wan rizz my guy reccy

reccy:
Ahbeg help me tag that guy that nearly dragged me into cheersway the other time. I hear say the thing don crash.

Thank God say ah listen to una elder wey dy here..... Nah sorry for be my name now

You mean this guy ?

If u had allowed his sweet mouth sway ur conviction, u sef for dey count ur losses now.

The guy say : I put it to you

Lekkkys:
Of a truth, I am a living testimony & I make bold to say Cheersway is paying for every bit of work done.
I will not dispute the fact that countless online stuffs like this has come & has ended in an unpleasant stories.

It only takes a Cheersway employee/someone who has also been part of them to really say a correct review.

I just wish you have a chance to meet another person who's also a member of cheersway platform. You will be marvelled @ what he/she has to say & see what they've withdrawn.

Trust me!
( All that I have just said is not to compel u to consider joining...but for you to know the truth on this matter)

I put it to you, pls make your research & come and prove me wrong.

Roland17:
Only the man can say why he took this decision. This reads like an intentional decision. Also, this protects his nuclear/ primary family from unnecessary harassment from relatives.

If Rich or kind people tell you wetin dem dey suffer on top relatives/friends matter ehn!

Personally, I have no issues with his decision because some family members, relatives and friends can the worst bunch of ungrateful parasites.

Shebi We've been seeing how the Wigwe's have been dragging their brother's child to Court just because of assets he left for the child. And that is a family that almost all the extended family members are not poor by Nigerian standard o

raumdeuter:
This is perfect, If any of the relatives meant anything to him, he would have given them something. Normally sef in a monogamous setting you give everything to the wife under the assumption that the wife will do what's right for her own children

I also understand him doing that way just incase the wife goes to marry another person and the children are left hanging

I also believe a man only owes his relatives while he is alive and doesn't owe them his properties when he is gone. Once he has wives and kids whom he has no doubt are his, he should make provisions for them. Make relatives sef hustle so they can have something to leave for their respective nuclear family.

raumdeuter:
Around 2007 when the Nospecto scheme dey go on, In the business section of this forum that was the discussion dominating every thread, One time Seun had to create a sub section for them, Before he finally banned any discussion on them. There are certain words that if you post now, the bot go ban you

That time I knew about Nospect0, club freedom and Wealth solution, Later I found out about getaway club, pennyw1se, cash se3d all running around the same time. With different cash out timelines

You will just hear that one dey Ibadan na moneynow, another person will say one dey Osogbo na instantcash, one person go say another dey Benin PPO

Why do I have a feeling that it is the same set of people that have always been behind those ponzi scams?

It just feels like Tolaram producing Peak Milk and Three crown milk making people who buy three crown think they are punishing makers of peak milk each time they buy three crowns ? .

Genreal Francis Ogolla of the Kenyan Armed forces died in a plane crash in April 2024. One year after his demise, his Will has been made public.

The man shared his physical and financial assets between his wife, son and daughter in the proportions: 50%, 25% and 25%.

To his relatives he simply wrote: “To all my relatives—good luck,”

Some people have been calling him selfish and not-so-nice for leaving his siblings and extended family members in the cold.

Methinks he didn't do any wrong leaving his properties to his wife and two kids.

iamoyindamola:
Me too, that means various ponzi is in town and more people will still cry in the coming months

Ekun Ojo ola

izzou:
[color=royalblue]At this point, I apologize to SEC for actually hoping they can help Nigerians

Make everybody dey do wetin e like, abeg [/color]

Apologies accepted on behalf of SEC

raumdeuter:
izzou blueraydick iamyindamola

Una no dey upate us with all these turn 20 Naira to 20 Million

Abi una wan chop am alone?

Which one be ADK again

https://www.nairaland.com/8400772/adk-platform-crashed

Na today I just dey see this one o, Na wa o. People just dey put money for any rubbish sha

izzou:
[color=royalblue]The same seat.

Dem just dey give you discount for your child.

You can only carry less than 2 year olds. Any kid older than that must be paid for. No lapping [/color]

The discount makes sense then.

What if person come be adult lik Aki & Pawpaw or Nkubi and decided to claim the child discount ? Will the transport company be magnanimous enough to grant ?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]It's because it is night bus.

Nobody go carry you from Lagos to Owerri for 25k, even if na Danfo.

See the price for Lagos to Abuja...60k [/color]

Wait. Why are they charging adults 60k and children 45k? Are they not going to sit on the same type of seat?

Ibime:
That's why Raumdeuter wanted to fly from Lagos to Ibadan to avoid herdsmen

Na poor man dey take risk, those with means will eliminate it entirely

Few years ago my cousin was going for NYSC in Akure and talking about bus, that's when I called my dad and scolded him for letting his mothers grandchildren take bus all over Nigeria when his mother owns a school that could pay for flight ticket. And that's how the school flew her on all trips for NYSC

You have said it all, na when money no dey person hand he go dey take unnecessary risk o.

When I went for NYSC I thought some of our colleagues who flew to Sokoto and then linked Kebbi and Zamfara by an hour road journey wasted money.

Years later I knew they were wise and took their safety serious because they had the means to do so

afrodoc:
This has been happening since way back na. He is just lucky he has social media backing based on his Obidiency.

Since I was a kid I have been hearing such stories. Attach an innocent guy to armed robbers was a favourite one. It could be intentional set up or bad luck of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

People being arrested for allegedly stealing radio or TV sets and detained for years pending trial. Trial that would probably never come.

Baba, we got family friend that was once a victim back in the early days of operation sweep in Lagos in the late 90's.

Policemen stopped him on the road and wanted to use his danfo to go raid like they normally do, but he refused. He explained to them that he just came out and needed to hustle to make money to recover fuel cost and take something home knowing fully well that their usage of his bus will derail his plans.

Because he refused them, they suddenly asked him to come down and conducted a thorough search of his vehicle only to claim they found bullet in his bus. He was framed for armed robbery instantly and was locked up for weeks. He was even moved to the anti-robbery holding cell and thought he would be tried for armed robbery which could lead to death by firing squad.

How he was later released is a complete miracle.

Make Nigeria no just happen to person ni o

iamoyindamola:
If Nigeria never happen to you, you don't know what the Lord have done to you

Recently I saw a guy on twitter mocking and talking down on people who celebrate relocation from Nigeria. The guy is clearly an agbado guy based abroad; he was saying he will never understand why Nigerians dey celebrate when they get Visa to Japa when there's really nothing abroad aside hustling in cold weather.

I look the guy and others agreeing with in the comment section and I said to myself " Na because Nigeria never happen to them and any of their loved ones ni". If not, they will understand why people celebrate when they escape this jungle.

afrodoc:
There are hundreds if not thousands like that.

Nigeria is hell on earth. Any Nigerian that does not actively participate in oppression should get automatic admission to any heaven of his choice in the afterlife.

It is scary doc. Like they just tagged him with 4 strangers he has never set his eyes on and they claimed those are his robbery gang members

Funny thing is : Nothing of serious consequence will happen to the evil police officers who framed him. People wey dey marry police pikin get mind sha.

Nigeria na real hell.

Omo !

If not for social media this boy for rot for jail over a trumped up charge by Nigeria Police

https://www.nairaland.com/8401136/yusuf-alabi-quadri-regains-freedom

Anytime I come across this picture I go just burst out laugh

GloriousGbola:
If you have worked in a company run by people who have small sense, as the company is growing, you will se the ogas learning the lessons and starting to adopt risk management methods they would have scoffed at as wasting of money as revenue increases

safety and risk management cost money - but they cost much more if you are caught slipping and a minor problem can snowball into a major incident.

easy classic example - someone faints in a tank. do you have the winch to pull him out? do you have breathing apparatus? if so you send someone in after him with breathing apparatus. if not someone goes in to retrieve the guy and also faints. repeat until you realize this will not work and report to mgt there are x dead men in a tank.

There's a reason most companies take risk management serious. Like that technician fainting in tank example you gave ; the technician may die begore he's retrieved and that is a potential law suit worth hundred of millions in naira the company will be facing from the technicians family.

The company will also have to deal with negative press that comes with such incident. All of which could've been avoided if they just take risk management serious.

GloriousGbola:
Thats what it is

something as simple as making sure your tank is full will mean if you have a night emergency where you need to get to a hospital 30km away will not morph into a worse emergency of your car now runs out of fuel in the middle of oshodi at 2am

or buying a proper spare tire. or paying for comprehensive insurance

Gbam!

andrewbaba44:
Their defenders self are average aside le normand ,though they are trying

And you are right about inter looking more like the old atletico

Those una corner kicks sha ,you guys are specialist there ,I was surprised you didn’t score any against Madrid ,or maybe because Gabriel wasn’t available

We nearly scored couple of Corners last week, but Courtois just spread everywhere like virus, he no allow the ball enter. But yesterday our corners were very poor (by our standard) and I think it is solely because we were focusing more on not leaving our half too open while contesting corner kicks to avoid break away counterattack from those fast Madrid wingers.

GloriousGbola:
That's why the more money you have the more you start spending to mitigate risk. If you don't have money, you just take your chances

Well, that is why the poor will always suffer much greater loss than the affluent who used his abundant financial resources manage his risks long before they crystalize.

andrewbaba44:
Likely to Knock out arsenal than Madrid doesn’t mean the game can’t go your way

You see as you beat Madrid like thief you no go do am against tico in 2 legs ,and yes I know this is not the same old atletico ,but dem still get that small firewood

Don’t even use how Barca plays to judge how atletico will fare against you guys ,they also won us once at home this season though ,atletico hardly wins against Barca normally

This Athletico team just lacks that defensive core that makes them tick. I've watched them since the beginning of this season, and I just kept wondering where that their old ruggedity went. Inter looks more like the old Athletico if they want to be.

Of course I don't mean to say we will score loads of goals against Athletico if we are to play them, but we can certainly get something out of that tie. Whether na goal from Corner kicks or counter attacks like we've been doing lately, we will surely waylay dem.