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The official photographer for Davido’s wedding yesterday tried to adjust his pose , but Davido told him to gediffock because he obviously doesn’t recognize him . See the guy’s reaction below.

Somebody said Davido is so rich the guy took gediffock as a normal joke 😂

Jodera:
That's my grouse here too.
He has Alfie doughty who he should have included due to his performance this season but he chose plenty Rb to play Lb. The pundits didn't caution him for it, but na prime innocent Saka should take the fall. No be say Saka na flop sef.

I swear I'm just angry here as Wright even suggested that. E pain me that such is coming from our own legend.

They are just picking on Saka as a soft target .

Southgate is a terrible coach that is struggling to even identify his best 11 with plethora of talent at his disposal . They should address that first .

I don’t know how they being ex footballers cannot see that Southgate is the problem of the team and nothing else . Can’t they even see that England doesn’t even have a playing pattern ni ?

patrickmuf:
It's a short-term fix because England's left-hand side is dead. But then, why not Foden or Palmer since they're left-footers too?

The suggestion makes no sense . They should be blaming their useless coach who left good LB at home and pack right footed full backs to the tournament .

Their coach has mental problem but they don’t want to tell him 😂. Imagine playing Trippier as LB and when Trippier gba tire , he sub him for another RB and move Walker to LB .

So it is players like Saka that should pay for Southgate’s fooolishness ? There are so many talented LB playing in the EPL eligible to play for England whom the coach could’ve taken along with him na

mostob:
Declan Rice on James McClean saying he’s ‘overrated’:

“Do you know what? I played with James for Ireland for three games and I got on with him really well. I am not going to sit here and slag him off. I thought he was a really top guy. When I left Ireland to come to England, I heard a few things he was obviously not happy about. He made comments a few years ago.

“It is what it is. I am not going to sit here and say anything about him. He’s had a great career himself – I think he is coming to the end of his career now and he’s got over a hundred caps for Ireland.

“It would be easy for me to sit here and say something back to him but, like I said, we are at opposite ends of our careers now – he’s 35 and I’m 25.

“I’ve known him, I’ve played with him, he’s entitled to his opinion and I’ve had to fight a load of those opinions from other people before.”


This is classy from Rice.

This is maturity 💯 from Rice

Amigoss:
Why is Tinubu always making this careless statements when it is edo elections ,not even in Lagos does he talk like this,Na that you will not walk alone talk pain me pass.....Well,Edo no be Lagos part 2 loading

https://twitter.com/ElijahDeyKampke/status/1805641738079314204

E don set!

That means say enough tools ⚒️ go come out this una Edo Election like this

iamoyindamola:
This stupid guy should be killed immediately too and people were complaining when police threw one trinity guy in jail last year for same offence
You can't be going around pranking random people with different thoughts or emotional stability

https://www.nairaland.com/8135020/uniziks-ifunanya-miracle-bliss-dies

I have always hated that nonsense they call prancing and I was one of those that actually felt the trinity guy needed to rot in jail to teach others like him a lesson.

I knew one day it will come to this .

Nigeria is a country that is hard already , there’s no need to put people through more pains by subjecting them to this nonsense pranking.

Some people are walking with High Blood Pressure , and some stupid prankster will put them under pressure with stupid prank .

Dem supposed jail this particular guy for manslaughter ; the family of the girl should not do any yeye settlement with him 😡

A40:
I still like Nasboi and the other dude NastyBlaq skits once once

Let me tell you the real truth. There's no haha very funny Nigerian comic act out there. Not even those guys you mentioned above


Mehh. The IG baddies are the candy that come with the medicine. I don't use the word objectify for willing participants. That would be as ridiculous as saying I'm objectifying Meg or Sukihana. Nothing wrong in selling their market to wider audience

Objectification is what guys try to do with someone like Tems not all this one una dey talk

Baba, Macaroni is selling soft porn in the name of skit making and there’s nothing funny about it.

ouzo1:
Person just marry instead of goodwill messages,na him divorce Dem dey analyze..Awon Soothsayers.

😂😂😂

seankafor:
evolve

Protest 🪧 is the worst solution to a problem in Africa I've ever seen

Evolve into what exactly ? Evolve as how ?

seankafor:
I am ready to bet my last card that come back this time next year, the situation would already be worse than it is today

So what do advise the people do ?

[quote author=liveLongNprospa post=130656230]Omo

Ruto nor send those protesters.
Baba Don quickly brand them as terrorist and has invited the army.

Time to see how the people of Kenya will respond

Press Briefing, State House, Nairobi. pic.twitter.com/XaCbLshV2K

— William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) June 25, 2024

African leader . He opened his eyes and allowed the protest to drag for one week; one long week that involved security agents cracking down on and abducting influencers and organizers of the protest .

Now jungle don mature he’s calling the barrack boys . Let’s hope the barrack boys will not eye his seat, sack him and declare martial law if things get more bloody.

raumdeuter:
If person say he wan fast players like VVD go still dey serve am food

VVD; The gift that keeps giving

andrewbaba44:
no be raumdeuter food wan set so 👀

Na real food done set 😂

KingTom:
We know what we're doing

Abi.

Olamide get wife , fornicates and even has a child from an OAP but u don’t see him enmeshed in the kind of controversies Davido always finds himself .

Reminisce senior man get wife and kids ; he Dey fornicate normally but u don’t find on the internet video of him begging okpeke to put the tip inside .

Davido is just not street smart and he too Dey looseguard

Amigoss:
This guy is another good skitmaker,his niche is mimicking others...His football managers mimicking is goated,it trended on football Twitter then....

skit makers trying to enter Davido’s wedding 😂😭 #chivido2024 pic.twitter.com/0dO6GK9nvk

— D I K E H (@iamdikeh) June 25, 2024

Nasboi impression enter wella

Yeah, I really like his football manager impressions . 433 posted that his impression of Klopp, Ancelloti , Pep, etc broke the internet .

I used to find that his mama chinedu character boring till he came up with this football manager impression

Roland17:
To be fair to Chioma and to your point, she is making an informed choice in this instance. She has known Davido for quite a bit now. There is absolutely no way she doesn't know Davido go continue to wipe outside or get entangled in controversies involving other women or mother of his children from outside. Making this informed decision means she has weighed the pros and cons and made peace with her choice.

Chioma has exhibited high levels of emotional intelligence and maturity in handling a lot of these controversies for the most part. At this height of Davido's wahala, I don't recollect her making any noise when David was on knees begging a lady make only "the tip" enter. I kind of liken it to Tubaba and Annie's situation.

However, it doesn't guarantee that Chioma's disposition towards this behavior won't change after marriage. Condoning controversies surrounding another woman as a girlfriend is quite different when compared to being married.[/b]Let’s see how long she holds or pray Davido finds a mature way of keeping his outside business low key.

The bold is a fact .

Even a woman that got promoted from being a side chick to a wife will not condone the man looking at another woman outside as potential side chick .

It will take both Davido and Chioma’s intentional effort to make the marriage work/last. The marriage would not automatically work because they’ve been together for long or because they look like a perfect couple on camera

WhoDeyHause:
Small banter you guys would carry it to trying to broke shame someone, the person you are talking to might be able to feed you from now till next year talkless of Ronaldo or Messi.
Una go just come online on data off sense all because you dey find banger.

U get time sha .

Once I get a mention , I check it and see if is from one of those Jambites, I don’t bother replying. You know they are Jambites going by the way they reason and post.

Ihebu4chelsea:
i didn't get that from your post. I'm just saying....

😂😂😂

Ihebu4chelsea:
chioma is not bothered! Besides, No male celebrity is faithful(Unless you want to lie to yourself)

Where in my post did u read “Chioma is bothered “ ?😕

Theflint1:
I had a feeling Davido would cry on his wedding day...Davido and Chioma actually dey very fond of themselves, you'd see it from them being around eachother,it's just unfortunate that Davido's sort of job and music is one that comes with follow-come vices.

😂😂😂

What is this ? U are literally excusing his promiscuity and blaming his job for the lifestyle he chose as an adult .

Is it his sort of music and job that makes him to be kneeling down to beg lady for pusssy on camera?

seankafor:
how many lives lost so far?

Is it worth it?

I read that about 10 people are dead already .

I am not in their country and don’t know what the people are feeling that would make them go to that extent .

It is the outcome of the protest that will determine whether the protests are worth it or not.

Ijustwantto:
Don't mind the yeye boy.
Maybe he hasn't started watching football when they were trolling messi for international trophy. So we should now keep quiet now because the debate is over??
Kole work (it won't work)

We will always be here to make Wasiu fans cry.

The Kenyan protesters don scatter their senate house o

Ijustwantto:
Debate is over but u pendu fans won't stop to surprise us on your conspiracies
Story one ........FIFA rigged world cup for messi
Story two ......di maria carried messi to win world cup
Story three ...... euro is harder than world cup 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As if he was not alive when Wasiu fans just woke one morning and started wailing about 2010 Ballon D’Or in 2024 . 😂

raumdeuter:
I like how you started from the claim that Abacha was better and left that and now to OBJ. What happened to the Abacha debates you started with?

The OBJ years surely looked better because we had just be released from military rule, anything and everything will always look better if you are coming from the slavery and hardship of Abacha. The same way a newly released prisoner feels better just after his release compare to a man who has enjoyed freedom for 20yrs steady

You think I’m one of those people u get into merry-go-round argument with that u will lead away from the initial discussion to a totally different discussion that I have no interest in ?

I said life is harder under Abacha than it is today and I showed u evidences that buttressed the point . All the things u mentioned about hardship under Abacha we have confirmed them to be happening today bar ASUU strike and state sponsored assassination/gagging of press . (I guess insecurity has replaced that ) . Car owners can’t even afford to fuel cars o.

U jumped to OBJ and after being unable to show any workings that Tinubu can ever step into the shoes of OBJ , u want me to do another round of back and forth so u can be doing whataboutism ?

It can never be me.

raumdeuter:
Surely things looked better under OBJ because we came straight from military. All the foreign companies who fled Nigeria under military and due to bans all came back immediately we came into Democracy which benefitted OBJ
Its like turning water on a land that has been parched due to drought for 7yrs and suddenly you open a stream of water that was denied to it

Its the same thing when your employer denies you salary for a year and next year suddenly release all the backlogs. Our backlogs and deprived entitlements of the military regime came under OBJ.

When talking about presidency in this country, Under OBJ these were the number of ASUU strikes and their durations
1 1999 5 months
2 2001 3 months
3 2002 2 weeks
4 2003 6 months
5 2005 2 weeks
6 2006 3 days
7 2007 3 months

Like I said I graduated when OBJ was president and many of my colleagues never got jobs under the same OBJ

Why are you running away from addressing the 800 companies that left Nigeria at this time below

I like the fact that u would not want to discuss economic indicators ; it only means one thing - There’s nothing to write home about as far as Tinubu’s administration is concerned .

Shalom !

Below is what half year of Buhari + Half year of Tinubu equals to

raumdeuter:
Were you paying bills under Abacha and OBJ? Those times its just to find food at home and have your school fees paid. you didnt know the pains the person providing was going through until you get close to adulthood. Same for most people here. Because most of our parents shielded us and didnt throw us into the street to face these hard times

In the Abacha times that was when people due to hardship started getting creative and started eating Soybeans cheese(Wara Soya), Zobo, Kunu, stone rice. Things we never ate in the 80s

You are doing well, I am sure you didn't graduate under Tinubu. Check your mates you graduated with, how many of them got jobs under whatever govt was ruling then. In your company do you still hire or you don't?
Its the same story from regime to regime, there are many unemployed and some of them will get jobs

I remember Virgin Richard Branson left Nigeria left it wasnt under Tinubu, Econet Etisalat also left Nigeria before Tinubu, See the attached below and note the date. That was over a decade before Tinubu

This is just moot points from beginning to the end .

Are u afraid to discuss unemployment rate under OBJ vs under Tinubu ?

Are u afraid to discuss economic indicators that are measurable under the respective governments?

All these talk about “ there has always been unemployment in Nigeria “, “ Multinationals have always been leaving Nigeria “ , etc .are moot points without substance ; they are the kind of arguments that appeals to the mind of gullible people that want to be deceived by politicians that are doing zilch to make their lives better .

It is even an abomination mentioning OBJ and Tinubu in the same sentence when talking about presidency in this country 🤮

Jodera:
Na why all of them wan kill Kolo Muani

U forget how they were cussing Martinez with mucus coming from their mouth for his theatrics especially when he did that crazy dance ?

andrewbaba44:
World Cup was the best tournament till after Messi won it

You go soon hear say afcon better pass World Cup soon ,enjoy the euros joke for now

😂😂😂

Maybe if Wasiu becomes a coach after retirement and somehow wins the World Cup for whatever country he coaches , the World Cup
Will suddenly became the best tournament again.

Jodera:
Sometimes I look at that ball and wonder how Martinez made that save.

Same people who were already championing Mbappe as better player than Messi because of his supposed two Wc suddenly now claim Euros is the all in all.

Thank goodness France didn't get hold of that last Wc instead it was Messi. And also thank goodness Ronaldo no hold any Wc at all. The footballing world for no hear word till now

Since they know it is over for Wasiu , the only option they have is to look for any other player to disrepute Messi and Mbappe was looking like a very easy option ; Till Martinez saved the day 😁

raumdeuter:
There is no point above that does not apply under every govt since 1999.

I gave you examples of Michelin and Dunlop among others who left during OBJ and Yar Adua. There are some brands you grew up with that are no longer in Nigeria today, they left sometime in the past even before Tinubu

There were friends of mine who we graduated together under OBJ regime who never got a job. I am sure there were under various regimes too, That was why Abba Moro under GEJ was able to pull the immigration employment scandal where many died.
And as we speak today, there are many graduates getting jobs, Companies all over are still having new hire orientation even in this Tinubu regime

People are trekking, were trekking and will still be trekking in years to come.

People are always fleeing Nigeria, while some people are still desiring to relocate to Nigeria,

Multinationals are leaving and multinationals are coming into the country as we speak.

You were the one who claimed things are worse now under Tinubu than under Abacha, yet you are saying we have to compare Tinubu to Abacha.

No this is not the first govt under democracy that all the listed things above are happening. All these things have always been I guess its getting to your time when you face responsibilities as an adult then you realize that our popsie wey dey sit outside were not just to collect breeze alone. Things were tough for them too

This is so laughable and so far away from the truth. U know nothing about when I’ve been facing responsibilities as an adult.

Funny thing is I even get more inflows now, but it won’t stop me from speaking truth about how things have gotten worse under this administration .

U can stay in the US and be claiming things has always been bad, but me that has lived through different times here and still here can tell u we’ve not had it this bad.

All economic indicators are pointing to the fact that Tinubu’s administration has been worse than the ones we referred to worst before now.

I just pity the people who are in Nigeria experiencing this hardship and will still swallow such line of thought that “things have always been bad, it is just that it is the first time we are facing responsibilities as adults “

GloriousGbola:
well there is a difference between

fk those sons of bitches and
kill those sons of bitches
jail those sons of bitches

That’s why it is a democracy .

We are talking about the effect of governance