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Roland17:
People around me think say I don mad because I swear I don laff die!

Abeg, na who dey design and sew all these him hats/ cap na him I wan ask?

Baba don kukuma challenge Kokozaria to one on one, no time..

Portable is just a mad fellow

Na the worst enemy anybody fit get ; he will shout ur name reach anywhere . And na him and the wife still wear matching pajamas last week o

Iamoyindamola have u been following posts made by Sam Larry and Nairamarley lately ?

As in…. Nigerians get A1 for cancelling culture Abeg!

Once Sam Larry or Naira Marley post video or picture on IG; u will just different dragging comments . The one that usually burst my head is ; “ omo te pa nko ? 😂

Like WTF! That comment usually hits home in Yoruba

Roland17:
Abeg share link make I watch laff small..

Why e say na him babes/ wives other guys dey always knack?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1mzgq3MrLL/?igsh=a3J4dTdoMXUxeXIy

He say : iya e! Okan wurungban ni o
😂

iamoyindamola:
Yes
The lady eye open sef na she they jump upandan they share hug when portable beat Charles

I just saw the portable ranting video now . Portable definitely get mental problem

iamoyindamola:
Blueraydick
Koko zaria and portable get issues, be like the man wan they nack portable wife but he say that one sef they but make them release him son

Problem no they finish with portable

Kokozaria keh ? Which of portable’s wives ? The omobewaji that followed him to Oshodi day ?

Ab0bii:
You see dat part too right?

How much is car maintenance for a month? Engine oil is very cost plus other things and the salary is 100k.

The car i use my hard earned money to buy will now be used by a company for free, no be juju that?

Except that part of the advert get another meaning ; the job offer no make sense at all

Anybody that owns a car is better off using the car as taxi/kabukabu than to take that kind of job offer . If na to dey use the car pick passengers to & fro airport sef he will have better savings than taking their job offer

Amoto94:
StreSERT Services Limited - We are recruiting on behalf of our client to fill the position below:

Job Title: Delivery Specialist

Location : Lagos, Oyo, Abuja


Job Summary
As a Delivery Specialist, you'll have a critical role in guaranteeing a smooth and efficient onboarding process for our customers. Your primary responsibility will be to deliver POS devices to our customers' locations, giving them the necessary equipment to access our digital ecosystem. You'll also offer initial training and support to customers, ensuring they understand our products and services. Exceptional communication skills, attention to detail, and a customer-focused mindset are essential for this role.

Role and Responsibilities
● Delivery and retrieval of POS Devices: You will be responsible for the timely and efficient delivery or retrieval of Point-of-Sale (POS) devices to our customers' locations. This involves preparing the POSs, planning routes, and ensuring that the devices are delivered accurately and on time.

● Customer Onboarding: You will facilitate the onboarding process for customers by providing them with the necessary equipment to access our digital ecosystem. This includes explaining the features and benefits of our products and ensuring that customers have a smooth transition into using our services.

● Training and Support: You will provide initial training to customers on how to use the POS devices and navigate our digital ecosystem. This includes demonstrating the
functionalities, answering questions, and addressing any technical issues that may arise. You will be their primary point of contact for support during the onboarding phase, and an important contact if they have any problems with the POS.

● Customer Engagement: You will engage with customers in a friendly and professional manner, building rapport and fostering positive relationships. You will actively listen to their feedback, address their concerns, and provide solutions to ensure their satisfaction with our services.

● Quality Assurance: You will ensure that all delivered POS devices are in optimal working condition and meet quality standards. If any issues are identified, you will follow the necessary procedures to troubleshoot and resolve them promptly.

● Collaboration and reporting: You will collaborate closely with cross-functional teams, including logistics back office, customer support, and product development, to share insights, gather feedback, and contribute to the overall enhancement of our services. You will also report any issues, challenges, or customer feedback to the appropriate teams within the organization, contributing to continuous improvement and optimization of our processes.



Requirements for the role

● Excellent communication skills, with the ability to explain technical concepts to non-technical individuals.

● Strong problem-solving and troubleshooting abilities, with keen attention to detail.

● Exceptional time management and organizational skills, ensuring timely delivery and efficient customer support.

● Ability to work independently and as part of a team, collaborating with various internal departments to resolve customer issues.

● Experience in customer service or a similar role is a plus.

● Familiarity with POS devices and digital payment systems is a plus.

● Valid driver's license and clean driving record.

● Training and development.

● Needs to have a vehicle to move (Bike or Car) -mandatory

The compensation structure is:

Salary: 65,000

Fuel allowance: 30,000

Data allowance: 5,000

Total compensation: 100,000

Additional: Bonus per terminal retrieved (Can vary to 1,500 to 5,000 per terminal retrieved).

A further breakdown of this is: Top wise Terminal gets 5,000/terminal.

H9 Terminal gets 1500/terminal).


Click the Link Below to Apply
https://forms..gle/bhkKwS8oN3JPepRW7

So for job that pays 100k person go dey use him own bike/car ?

Who go dey do the vehicle/car maintenance if e get fault ?

Employers no come dey fear God again 🤦‍♂️

Jodera:
I dunno if Tierney is injured but this is the right time to even recall him.
But your point is valid, Now is even the time we need Tomi most. I just hope Timber comes back early this month. Maybe he can be our Tomi till Tomi comes back

I don't even understand that Timber injury sef. Those kind injuries go just spoil the whole team's plan. The management will be unwilling to spend millions to splash on another player as stop gap.

I've not followed spanish football recently , but in first few games Tierney played he was in good form. Maybe na to just recall him cos both Zinchencko + Sluggish Kiwior no reach one standard LB

Jodera:
Hopefully Timber would be back by then maybe that's why.
Plus he hadn't had the chance of been in first team consistently might be another reason

Now is the time we need Tomiyasu most; now when our RB and LB options are out of form.

Nobody is talking about Tomiyasu going for Asian AFC this January

Shegzdave:
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As in....I just weak.

Raumdeuter do good deed , Don J still see possibility of "wicked abroadian" tactics inside

Shey Nigerians paying millions for their children to study in Benin republic universities never buy market like this?

https://www.nairaland.com/7955963/fg-suspends-accreditation-degree-certificates

Segedinho:
Donjazzet is sick.........(apologies to him)

I don't think he understands d difference bw being at the mercy of someone and a random freebies/giveaway.

So just because Raumdeuter gifted me something lesser than the price of a 2025 Prado jeep..I am going to lick his ass and accept his inclination irrespective of how detrimental it is to my future/life..

Don J get real personal problem with Raumdeuter.

Perhaps whoever Organized Portable vs Igwe 2pac fight needs to arrange a boxing match between them so they can fight man to man.

Amoto94:
1. "I discovered that no matter how our people claim to love good, dutiful delivery agents that are serious-minded, more often than not, they also want leaders they could touch and feel and hang out with; one that’s ready to be with them at ‘shepe’ joints and motor parks. That was Governor Fayose’s strength and he exploited that effectively."

2. "My media team told me that they wanted me to go to parties, markets, etc. I despise that kind of retail politics. When my wife got fed up, she took up the responsibility of attending every naming ceremony and funeral because she knew I would not answer."

3. "There is such a sense of entitlement that does not acknowledge the real developmental effort and that is why they get cheated by charlatans who have nothing to offer because they can play the game in a way that the majority gullibly fall for. By the time I came back after four years of Governor Fayose, you could see the sobriety because they’d suffered, but I also learnt my lessons that I had to connect more, which I tried to do but I didn’t do it like the former governor."

4. "Governor Oyebanji has conducted himself much better than me in terms of connecting with people because I also said to him, “Don’t inherit my enemies. And I have many who regard me as their enemy, even if I don’t see them as such. Don’t be too serious. Our people don’t like leaders that are too serious.” And he seems to have found the right balance, without diminishing the office he occupies." Kayode Fayemi

All these ones na story. Fayemi didn't do well in his first term and was booted out for it; coupled with the fact that he was really aloof from the people. I know this because my former boss is from the state who goes home regularly all through Fayemi's first and second term.

It's not a matter of the people not liking a governor that is too serious. It was Fayemi's second term he did well in terms of developmental projects. He just dey add maggi and salt to make his story sweet; nobody was expecting him to leave development/governance of the state to be attending naming ceremony.

I don't know why politicians always try to tell stories the way it favours them even to the extent of blaming the people for their own self-imposed woes.

Realmrsean:
i think he already resigned as a HOA member

It seems u are right. I actually thought he resigned as factional speaker only; I've gone to check now and confirmed he also resigned as HOA member.

But where does that leave Fubara? Won't that leave a vaccum in the house to be filled by another member through a by-election? What is the assurance that a Wike man will not win the by-election to replace Ehi in the house ?

Realmrsean:
more dramas to come this year

what are datas for

Does this mean the Ehi guy's seat will be declared vacant in the state of assembly ? Or will be functioning as a lawmaker(legislatior ) and a chief of staff (member of the executive) at the same time?

obainojazz:
Probably sitting in few guys bank account.

Normal level na .

Emaprince dem say na 163,000 people benefit from FG's subsidy on transportation back to people's home state. Awon elesin meta muri kan

https://www.nairaland.com/7955595/over-163000-passengers-benefited-fg

donjazzet:
It is undeniably heartwarming to see charitable acts and the beneficiaries filled with glee. Kindness and generosity is what the world needs more of. I won't lie, the terrible political cynic in me offensively whispers whether it is an image laundering act based on his political leanings deemed offensive to many. But nonetheless, good has to always triumph and must be amplified and encouraged as much as possible. Dayo and obaino have brought warmth and happiness to a lot of people's hearts. I encourage others also better suited to do so to look around people around them and also lend a helping hand.
Our country is doing quite badly and I hope that this austerity moves by dayo also extends to his political inclinations.

Happy and a prosperous 2024 to you all.

Gbogbo eleyi o necestry now

Roland17:
E Dey happen wella. Naija na cruise las las

Unlimited22:
EL OH EL


There was a reason I was here rejoicing when PDP's plans to use Harry Porter and Merlin style on Abia State guber result didn't work.

People were owed up to 2 years salary in ABSUTH.

My question is how do people go don’t get paid keep going to their work place ? Do they have money tree growing at their backyard or what ?

A job that expects me to dress well, eat and survive will not pay me and I will still turn up ?

How ?

This may sound extreme , but those people that keep going to work for close to a year after not getting paid are worse than those who vote bad leaders due to religious or ethnic sentiments .

iamoyindamola:
I don’t think olamide got carried away
He just greeted sanwoolu and was facing oniru with his hand stretched
Arifin nla why didn’t he stretch his hand to sanwoolu

We know majority of these kings are political influence but they deserve respect if they earn it

Olamide is not known to be a guy to disrespect people older than him no matter the circumstance may be .

Like u pointed out, He shook Sanwoolu & bowed and was about doing same for the king till the king called him to attention and he adjusted almost immediately . The king was even dressed like a commissioner so it’s understandable to assume Olamide was carried away .

I don’t think he set out to disrespect the king from the video I just watched .

Amoto94:
He is Fulani too

Do Fulanis get this dark skinned ?

iamoyindamola:
I love this, as an Oba you have to show levels not like Oba of lagoon that lost his respect and regard
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1juaJrP11_/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Olamide most likely got carried away in the euphoria of the moment .

I like how the king kept him straight and how Olamide adjusted to do the needful immediately .

Emaprince:
He did hair implant?

Abi how he take grow all that hair, from the kodo he used to carry?

Yeah, he played in Turkey the headquarters of hair transplant all over the world

iamoyindamola:
You see this money we must get am
If diatti can get a beautiful white wonan

Omo, na after retirement money Dey show for
all these footballers body .

I also say Ramires new look and I shock .

This is what Demba Ba actually looks like now

Ebukacute:
I sit down for Ontario garden dey chop egbon dayo and obainojazz money. I don chop two plates of goat meat pepper soup, drink 3 bottles of origin beer. Babe dey house dey fry chicken. When I get home I will either eat before eating, eat while eating or eat after eating.
Make God bless una my big bosses. I pray say by next year na me go dey do the give away .

😂😂😂

larride:
You are right about LASG to an extent because I know that they also do internal recruitment without publishing it for everyone.

Some of these govt agencies especially federal agencies most times conduct internal recruitment to fill up space. They only publicize it when they want to do mass recruitment.

If you know anyone in those agencies or ministries, they just need to put ear to the ground to know when internal recruitment is ongoing. Even in the corporate world, internal recruitment is a thing where staff can recommend potential employees to their employers. A friend of mine got a job at Hydrogen Pay (A subsidiary of Access Bank) through this way.

I know private organizations so recruit through employee's referals , but the point I'm trying to make is that when government agencies do unadvertised internal recruitment it is usually through man-know-man and it may be subject to a new government coming in & cancelling the whole process.

We've seen instances where some state governors in the last few months of their tenure will just recruit massively without any provision for those recruited. The new governor will come in and cancel the whole recruitment process because he believes the ex-governor did that to set financial trap for his administration.

I think the key takeaway from this is to always have it at the back of one's mind that such recruitment can always end up this way. So one should not put all his hope in all these dodgy government recruitment.

GloriousGbola:
well, what is backdoor in nigerian context - particularly where govt job is concerend?

In my opinion , backdoor is getting a job that was not publicly advertised for all and sundry. Any government job that involves somebody somewhere to help u submit ur CV internally , this kind of situation can arise.


For example when Lagos state wants to recruit teachers , LASTMA , LNSC , etc they usually advertise in both newspapers and online, they state the number of people they are targeting at recruiting and all. U know when that is done, they won’t come back tomorrow and claim job racketeering or that the government agency recruited people outside the personnel budget of the government .

FavoredbyGOD:
I didn't get the job through backdoor
You know the innocent sometimes face the punishment commited by the guilt

U mean the job was advertised online /in newspaper publication,u applied and got the job ?

afrodoc2:
A cursory look at his posts supports his story, unless he is organizing the longest of long cons.

See, nothing is impossible in Nigeria. There are levels of wickedness and suffering being distributed in bulk. The prayer is for one not to make the list.

Emaprince:
Naija situation is confusing.

He might be telling the truth... but the level of scam begging in Nigeria has made it impossible to know who genuinely needs help and who doesn't.

Sometimes, those that don't really deserve it greedily manipulate their way to the heart of the cheerful givers

Na wa o. Nigerians too need to be careful about getting all these government jobs through backdoor .

FavoredbyGOD:
Please sir
Obainojazz
Raumdeuter
There is nothing to hide here



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/panel-indicts-oauth-ex-cmd-of-massive-job-racketeering/%3famp

This was why I said it’s ridiculous and seem out of place .

So in a nutshell the ex-CMD of the hospital employed thousands of people the ministry/government does not have provisions for. Na wa o. Simply a case of job racketeering

But what exactly kept u guys going ? I won’t even report at a job they owe me more than 2 months salary . If I was in ur shoes I would’ve looked elsewhere and move on because going by what the punch wrote , it might likely end in a situation in which only few people will be retained and paid after conclusion of the investigation