₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Toh

Relax Abbegg

This space here is for updates on the positive news.


If I see any improvements,, I will drop them here.

I will be giving some important updates here..

**(I am actually expecting another GLITCH today.. Or some other magic.. so, this space is for me to post such nasty expected unexpected updates)

Dear Nairalanders.

Let us give the IREV one more trial.
Let's do this again one more time.

https://inecelectionresults.ng/elections/types/5f129a04df41d910dcdc1d51?type=gov

I wasn't really expecting INEC to deploy the IREV again, after their own lawyers went to the court to testify that the IREV is irrelevant.

Nevertheless, even though we don't trust the IREV and the INEC themselves any longer.,, let's still hold them by their words again...
But this time, don't expect them to keep their words.

VOTERS.!!
PLEASE FOLLOW YOUR VOTES FROM THE POLLING-UNITS TO THE WARDS, TO THE LGAS, AND TO THE FINAL STATE COLLATION CENTERS..

IF THEY PREVENT YOU FROM GOING INSIDE, NO PROBLEMS..
STAY CLOSE ENOUGH IN YOUR LARGE NUMBERS, AND KEEP THE ACCREDITED AGENTS INSIDE, THEN, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AT ALL TIMES.

ONCE YOU SEE ANY MANIPULATIONS GOING ON,, USE YOUR LIVE VIDEOS ON THEM IMMEDIATELY..
AND LEAVE THE REST.

PARTY AGENTS.!!!
PLEASE STOP STAGING WALK-OUTS, AND STOP LEAVING THE COLLATION CENTERS..
(IT DIRECTLY EQUATES TO THE IPOB’S CRAZY STRATEGY OF BOYCOTTING ELECTIONS..)

SO STOP IT..!!
IT'S BETTER FOR YOU TO STAY THERE AND VIDEO EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING THERE FOR SAKE OF EVIDENCE..

AND EVEN, YOU HAVE TO SIGN ALL THOSE SO-CALLED MANIPULATED RESULTS, AND WRITE “OBJECTION” NEAR YOUR NAME, AFTER SIGNING YOUR PORTION..



We must get it right only if we try to do the actual right things,, and not by trying to out-do them or out-smart them in their game of foolery and evil.



As for the ONLINE MONITORING COMMUNITY,, we only have the IREV...,, at-least for now.

Hmmm.

He can continue to whine..

But he should know that the society they badly abused in their own generation is taking a badly-timed revenge on all of us today.

immortalcrown:
You are more guilty of the same hasty conclusion because you first made an assertion which implies that I am a Nigerian.

Is this how easily you fail to grasp things properly?
Is this how easily you derail.?

Go back and read that comment.
Let me know what the word “meanwhile” is supposed to be doing there.

If you decided to gladly join yourself as part of the subject in the second sentence after the “meanwhile”, then, that's your decision.
Don't count it on me.

englishmart:
I'm planning to tell her husband, who happens to be an acquaintant of mine. On the other hand, I'm considering the consequence. He's been suspecting her of infidelity, and this could finally nail her.
I will be very glad to destroy that marriage if need be.

I know a recently married woman who Continue to post things like:

“Men Are Scum”.

(She would post pictures of weddings and be asking)==> “God When”??

“If you like me and you want to date me, talk am now ooo”..

“Share my photos on you status.. my soulmate fit dey your contact list”.

.....
____
And I go dey wonder if this lady is still thinking she is a baby..

immortalcrown:
Only a fake mind-reader thinks another person is a fake mind-reader. You are a Nigerian, so you are guilty of whatever you accuse Nigerians of.

I am a Nigerian?
Another hasty conclusion

Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

She never wan grow up shaa..


She still a very small kid deep deep inside her.

Mynd44

Mynd44

..

.

Habbaaaaa

immortalcrown:
What you will do if you are the farmer is what I will do if I am the farmer.

See this fake mind-reader.


Meanwhile, Nigerians like things to be going on very well.
But they are the same ones preventing things from going on very well..

Yet they pretend that they want things to be going on very well.

immortalcrown:
The funnier part is that if the farmer catches the same thief again and chooses jungle justice, the same farmer will be jailed.

So, if na you be the farmer, wetin you go do?

benuejosh:
Does it therefore mean i can pay N15,000 to lie to the government about my age? Or change my age to suit any purpose i want to achieve?

I don't support that.

Did you read the “SWORN AFFIDAVIT”.??


You can pay N15,000 to lie.
So far say you have already told the lie with a SWORN AFFIDAVIT.

Now, all your formerly issued documents bearing the wrong date, what happens to them?

If na me,, heeeeeeyyy..

Well.
Until it happens to me shaa.

Maxwell:
With the kind of lawyers we have and the kind of Judges in the Nigerian Courts, jungle justice will be on the rise.

...

Cornerspy:
My friend cought the thief that has been robbing his farm for months.
He arrested him (the thief).
On getting to Court, the Judge pardoned the guy - despite him admitting of been the one that's responsible for the theft.
This was after he had spent about 40k on the case.

..

Maxwell:
[So] A simple question.
If that your friend catches that same thief or another thief in his farm, will he look for justice in the court or will he serve justice à la carte by himself?

Source:
https://twitter.com/UkomahM/status/1722698572309610804


If this happens to you, what would you do?

Heyaaa..


The Husband.??
Why.??

You detained him because he reported the incident?
And you're broadcasting it?

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I am still trying to understand whether this NIN Numbers will work together with the National Population Commission’s Digital Civil Registration and Vital Statistics System (e-CRVS), and National Geospatial Data Repository (NGDR)..

NIMC CLEARS OVER 2.5M BACKLOG OF NIN MODIFICATION – DG

The National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) has cleared over 2.5 million backlog of modifications to National Identification Number (NIN).

Acting Director-General, Engineer Abisoye Coker-Odusote, gave this indication during an unscheduled visit to the FCT office of the commission.

She also insisted that NIN registration is free while nominal fees are expected to be paid for modifications.

”We don’t expect people to pay for enrollment but as for modifications in signatures, enrollment errors and Date of Birth, what should be paid through bank remittances are N500 and N15,000 respectively.

“And please note that modifications of any information would only be allowed if made with sworn affidavits.

” Let me reiterate that the agency on my watch will not tolerate continued acts of extortion and harassment of Nigerians from within.

“We also want to promise that all issues delaying the processing of national identity cards would be addressed within two weeks,” Coker-Odusote added.

On the challenges of broken down and outdated systems, slow network connectivity and others, the NIMC DG said all issues were being addressed, saying the Renewed Hope agenda of the President Bola Tinubu administration would reposition data management in the country.

On her part, the FCT NIMC Coordinator, Mrs Ndi Awan, spoke about the uncomfortable working environment, slow network connectivity and activities of touts around the premises.

She said: “Our challenge is many but let me talk about the issue of poor network, we usually find it difficult to upload biometrics of enrollment.

“We are also short-staffed, our officers are not enough to handle the number of people coming in, this makes the system and process slow.”

Source:
https://blueprint.ng/nimc-clears-over-2-5m-backlog-of-nin-modification-dg/

Nonsense.!!!

Uzodinma..
You are now doing anything and everything possible to clean yourself.

You're even making promises like a newbie politician.

Oga,, you're a failure.

A Whole Professor.??

Na waa oo

TOP LASU LECTURER CAUGHT IN ‘RESULT RACKETEERING’

A top lecturer and Dean of Student Affairs (DSA) of the Lagos State University (LASU), Prof. Tajudeen Olumoko, has been allegedly involved in result racketeering.

Already, Prof. Olumoko who was accused of being a certificate racketeering syndicate who issued genuine LASU certificates at the rate of N2 million and N3 million, has been removed as DSA Dean of the school.

After his removal on Wednesday, the school management has appointed Dr Abiodun Fatai-Abatan, as the acting DSA, Blueprint gathered.

As at the time of filling this report, the school was yet to confirm the development.

Source
https://blueprint.ng/top-lasu-lecturer-caught-in-result-racketeering/

Na Lie..

LIARS.!!

You guys always boast of being ready..
Yet on the day of election, you guys will package and deliver nonsense.

**(This upcoming election will expose INEC kpata-kpata,, and we will now fully understand how bad they had wounded the so-called IREV which they continued to hype)

Kukutente23:
I think we need clarity on s62(2) of EA2022 under the heading: 62. Post-election procedure and collation of election results.


Also s70


Based on the two sections above, how exactly is electronic collation illegal?

fergie.001 Blunt.CrazeMan gar.field1

The Section-62(2) of the Electoral-Act (according to the Osun-Petition final judgement by the Supreme Court),, is not actually referring to any Collation System, but is referring to an electronic archive.. Which can be populated at any time - and not necessarily during the time the election is going on.

They also ruled that the IREV-Portal was the electronic archive which the Section-62(2) was referring to, (which in actual sense was not actually true..)

And then, the supreme court Judgement recently affirmed in the PEPT Judgement that the IREV-Portal is not a Collation System.. And also, that the IREV-Portal is not a platform for the verification of the polling-unit results during collation (this particular second part of the judgement is not really true, but there is nothing we can do about it for now, unless it gets reviewed, or another better-informed judgement passed in that regards).

So, let's just take the laws as flawed and as badly interpreted as they are currently., pending the time the Electoral-Act gets amended properly.

Ok naa..

Uzodinma didn't sign.

And nothing happened.

(Yess naa...
After-all,, to him, the Nigerian Laws didn't support the nonsense peace accord..)