₦airaland Forum

Harbkol234:
Pls bros, do Nnpc conduct drug test

As in paracetamol or vitamin C test because this table you're shaking...

ChasteGhuy:
What is local man doing with soap and sponge in a bar beach? You wan wash away bad luck?

Local man wants to make sure he is sparkling before going to the bank to pay the 20k back...

ChasteGhuy:
If you eventually get yours, pls send to local man's zenith account: 2120456680

Local man trying to hide evidence after receiving TF

Teaser4:
18/07/2019 13:10 local man giving thanks to God, cos he never receive tp allawee.. singing mode "you're highly lifted up.......Halle...Halle. Hallelujah". no news of any new payments... so the theory dey motion... you ever wonder why dey quick pay una, lots of ppl received the money, maybe not on NL, some ppl sef go deny here say dem no see am, but the money dey smile in da account.... if new payments no show...local man will stick the "Access theory of reimbursement"... why NNPC go pay ppl from random dates , you suppose smell something dey fishy.... all ye alertees abeg don't quote me...o... Have a nice day.

Which kind wahala be this?

Which one be "Alertees" again?

ChasteGhuy:
Local man received 20k baami

It is well. Enjoy your piece of the national cake

ChasteGhuy:
if you are not saying there's a correlation, why narrating your experience then? Lol

How much was your alert bro?

Gianluigizona:
Scroll up and read the quoted comment again... the comment has been edited.

Local man has noted & acknowledged the curry you added.

We look forward to more of your sauces.

Gianluigizona:
NNPC don't plan to recruit once in 10 years... so in as much 1200 will not completely fill out the vacancies, at a minimum the NNPC will always have justification to employ at least every 3-5 years.

The end is near as much as I know... by latest 2nd/3rd week in August. (A director mentioned this month, i.e the whole process ends this month). Anyhow August is safe.
Was told results were being compiled as the interviews were ongoing.

Fingers crossed.

Now this is some Aji-no-moto & Onga filled sauce

mosgoon:
read this first : https://send.firefox.com/download/951436bf051ae541/#acuWLWD8CsLeZBlQdEQ72w

Also, from a pm someone sent, i think there is a real threat of people abusing this so i'm now identifying those who kind of communicated real interest and prioritizing that. by tomorrow morning, i would be definitely done with anything LOMS and stop

Hi bro, I've sent a couple of PMs regarding this already because I'm in genuine need of this resource as I'm actively into consulting & management is my core discipline, so it would be of great help. matexorganics@gmail.com. Thanks.

I have never felt so good about not receiving an alert I was expecting ...

Goodbloke:
You deserve a slow and painful death with this comment you made.

Your bloodline will soon become their next victim do t worry you will soon know how it feels

I reject it in Jesus name. Get help.

God bless you.

Gandollaar:
If you are Yoruba, gird your loins. Fulanis of Nigeria extraction have recruited millions of fulanis from other countries and they have encompassed the country battle ready!

The Sahara is greatly encoaching and global warming is doing it's best to worsen the situation and these herders must perpetrate their trades which is cattle rearing.

These herdsmen love their cows even more than their own children. That's their life. That's the way it is. Kill any of their children and they would dismiss it as the will of Allah, but touch one of their cattles and you and your entire family will be history!

RUGA has failed, now they will activate plan b.

You are going to be so slaughtered you would either beg for RUGA or be forced to defend yourself.

How old are you? Go and play ball outside.

martowskin1:
u dont know ur enemy....

picking ur fellow Southern brother as ur enemy is where u guys will always get it wrong .... the north will never see them selves as enemy come what may....

focus on the real issue, ur kin was killed.... thats the issue on ground.... not who said what

When you're bent on twisting the truth about who killed my kin for your selfish bigoted interests, YOU are the enemy.

Mind you the most dangerous enemy is the one within.

So sad that people are allowing their bitterness and frustration to drive them towards fanning the embers of war in this country.

Livefreeordieha:
it will be erroneous to just accept the story on face value my opinion though...

Many times when I was younger travelling on that road we escaped and experienced deadly robberies...

And to think I schooled at okada.. I should be the last to accept it... Because I know how deadly that axis is..
Or perhaps things have changed...

In 1998 my brother shot at robbers there because they were shooting at us, he had his gun licensed ofcourse.. He was furious and I was in my teens but I saw action movie life.. They scampered for safety..

If anything shouldn't be taken at face value, it is the story of mischievous elements who accused herdsmen without a shred of proof.

Not the eye witness account of her driver.

So sad, may her soul rest in peace.

However from the eye witness account of her driver, there was nothing to even suggest that the attack was done by any Fulani herdsmen.

"We had a stop over to by soft drinks at Ore. We were attacked Ore toll gate by some masked men who emerged from the bush.

“At this point, madam asked me to reverse which I did.

“They started shooting at us and other vehicles.

“In the process my boss was hit by bullets. Some of us in the vehicle escaped. We later rushed her to the hospital where she gave up the ghost” he stated.

It makes any thinker wonder if we just started having masked armed robbers on our highways. Did they all suddenly repent at once? Or did they go on holiday? Let us use our brains for goodness sake.

We should be careful in labeling every killing in the south to herdsmen because not only does it mean we cannot find the true killers as we are pointing in the wrong direction, but we are also dancing to the tune of enemies of this country who seem to want a war between Yoruba and the North for their selfish and wicked interests.

Bitterleafsoup:
Your Father is a Hausa?

I don't believe my personal life is relevant to the point made sir.

Lovelyn451:
There are Fulani's in every part of this world but no country has ever deemed them fit of any representation except Nigeria and I blame the Hausa's, of all their beautiful cultural heritage they decided to allow a wanderer represent them....that's none of my business though

Have you ever wondered why it's only outsiders seeing and crying about Fulani dominating Hausas? You people are so ignorant and loud at it.

Hausas and Fulanis have integrated so deeply for so long that we feel like one ethnic group. Argue with yourselves.

Herding is a proud heritage of the Hausa Fulani people and that's why it's continually featured on our currency and most important national symbols, regardless of the militant killers masquerading as legitimate herdsmen.

FYI Fulanis have been President in other African countries so you're just deluding yourself.

gbenga44:
Panel 4 here! EH! But what section were they interviewing for? Sales/Marketing

I was interviewed for Transformation Officer which is an upstream change management role. I met some marketing/management professionals in my batch so you are likely right.

The panel's remarks after my session included "That was a quick, exciting session unlike others today..." and "It seems you're already a player in the oil industry..." (when I managed to weave in production sharing contracts concessions & tax breaks into my answer to the question that sought government fiscal incentives designed for the oil industry, and blasting the upstream/downstream differentiation question - thanks to Jarus).

What date and time were you interviewed? Did you also find them to be quite relaxed & cheerful? What was the nature of your questions? Cheers.

I'm yet to come across anyone interviewed by the jovial, nice, heaven-bound members of Panel 4 . It was chaired by a nice, rather young looking lady and had 4 other amiable gentlemen. 7th floor.

Anyone?

EH/Supervisory.

Gbyms:
Please oil industry question like what. You can give me a hint not necessary verbatim

Oil industry in general because the two questions came from different areas of the industry and its unlikely they'd be repeated, so that's a safer gamble.

gbenga44:
Any one interviewed in panel 4? Any EH/Gt for sales and marketing role?

Yeah. EH. Very friendly panel.

I was asked more than the usual 5 questions though.

Introduce yourself, situational questions, question from your field, HSE question, 2 oil industry questions. The panel chair is very nice and amiable. Feel free to slide in a light joke.

Good luck .

Cavalier:
[b][/b]Hello Everyone,I have heard Jarus and another interviewee say that they were Managerial candidates at the Mock Interviews and at the actual interview respectively.
I applied for the Managerial position but have been told by some friends who are Managers in NNPC that they're doing the GT & EH first and then they would come around to the Managerial Interviews.
With what I have heard from both Jarus and BMedia,I have my doubts now about what I have been told.
So can our candidates who have interviewed confirm if they met other Managerial candidates at the Towers or it is just the Oga that BMedia met at his panel?
Thanks in advance for your responses.

Apart from the man I met that applied for managerial, I know of no other but I am certain he was interviewed on Monday before me.

Enireqx20:
For those that have been interviewed, did you fill any form for transport allowance?

CsRockefeller:
E be like say nothing dey o!

All these while, no one has said anything about it.

I mentioned it since yesterday but it seems most people were in doubt.

BMedia:
Lest I forget, before leaving you'll be required to drop your a/c no. for a little something from NNPC

Wow kudos.

At least nobody can blame the President for appointing his 'brother' on this one.

realfeu:
1. Please are phones allowed into the interview hall, or one will have to keep it out like during the CBT?
2. Also will we be allowed to take in things like awards, incase they ask one to prove the awards he claims to have on his CV or it won't be necessary?

1. Yes they are.

2. I also included an award in my CV but was not questioned about it. Another Oga in my batch who applied for managerial did the same but I didn't get a chance to ask if he was questioned about it. Just list it under achievements in your CV and take the award certificate along in case. No go carry award plaque/trophy o lol.

realfeu:
Please can you share the kind of questions you were asked

Geektrovert has done justice in that regard with his detailed post, I'd just be repeating what he's said.

Situational questions are unavoidable for EH like I earlier said.

Oil industry question as well.

Expect a role related question too. Good luck!

CsRockefeller:
Can we re-jig our CV against the one we submitted earlier.

It just occurred to me that there are quite a number of experiences that I have that wasn't included in the former one submitted.

Lol I did so myself with no problems at all.

The 6 CV's you bring with you will be shared among the panelists and that's what they refer to.

nurd:
And guys, if you have never attended an interview before, please try attend Jarus mock interview. I am also going tomorrow.

You dont need to know the questions they will ask you, but you will definitely learn some technicalities that you wont otherwise get on your own.

Seconded and thirded

Aremolomi:
How was the interview for EH.

Lest I forget, before leaving you'll be required to drop your a/c no. for a little something from NNPC

Aremolomi:
How was the interview for EH.

Nothing to be worried about.

Prepare for situational questions from your experience.

mikailu:
Is native dressing allowed?

Absolutely but be smart. Stockings and polished cover shoes. Pocket square and cap where possible.