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NgeneUkwenu:
No! It's your Biafra is Doomed! Nye m efe!

You u really think i have time for emotions? What is biafra? your second name? abeg to the left to the left!! i'm done with u oo!

APCLyingBastard:
Crude is projected to crash as low as $20.

How will they fund this deficit reckless budget?

Their sick supporters don't understand this: all they know is sai baba! Borrowing 2 trillion to fund frivolities (welfare) is a grand achievement to them.

It's even more pathetic that the brainwashed followers don't understand the grave danger this fraud of a budget portend.
Nigeria is doomed!!!
RIP to the future!

Netanyahu’s Gift to the Palestinians ISRAELI P.M. B. NETANYAHU responded to a disgusting gesture with utter class! He received an item from the leader of HAMAS during the recent cease-fire. The leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”..(actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu), in an elaborate box with a note. After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung. He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity.” Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate. He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a personal note. Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. This chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop. It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this item was “Invented and produced in Israel .” Mr. Netanyahu’s note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very courteously… “Every leader can only give the best his people can produce!" Source: Philip Goldstein

It is even more worrisome that apc now employ the services of unscrupulous youths, who permeate online fora and blogs to defend, explain and decieve the less discerning masses.
Their mode of operation includes, but not limited to one of the e-bandits making a comment, and his teaming followers will like or support such comment. This would create a feeling that the opinion is popular among the populace.
We saw when lai moh'd played the ball and we know better.

selfemployed:
why not write it igbo, or yoruba language? does the nigerian army belong to arabs?

Ihejirika, johnathan and obasanjo were there and could not corect all these rubbish
is it buhari and elrufai that will correct it?

Gej removed it from the naira notes and it was used against him as anti islam. It was a sermon in every mosque in nigeria; how an infidel is fighting islam , hence should not be voted for.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION
1) One barrel of Crude oil = 42 gallons or
159 litres
2) Our Refineries (i.e 4) Installed
(combined)
capacity = 445,000 barrels per day
3) Actual refineries capacity due to ageing
equipment = 30% i.e. 133,500 barrels
per day.
4) 133,500 barrels = 21.2 million litres
5) Local required consumption (F.O.S) =
12millions litres
6) It means that even our MORIBOND
refineries can actually meet our local
consumption need of petroleum.
7) The cost structure of crude oil per
barrel (i.e. Qua Iboe Crude Oil)
production; -
- Findings / development - $3.5
- Production cost - $1.5
- Refining Cost - $12.6
- Pipeline/transportation - $1.5
- Distr/bridging fund Margin -$15.69
True cost of one BARREL of petroleum
anywhere in Nigeria:
- Total sum cost/barrel = $34.8
- 1ltr cost = $34.8/159 litres = $0.219
- Naira equiv. 0.219xN160= N35.02k
- Add Tax N5 + N35.02 = N40.02
9) Let FGN refute the above composition
and if not, they should tell us how they
came about
N95/N85 litre.
10) Locally refined products cannot be
sold at International price.
11) We really do not need FGN SUBSIDY
as there was NONE in the first place.
12) What is LACKING, is the WILL to
enforce LAW ON CORRUPTION.
Please re-post until it gets to the right
quarters for their response; We still stand
a chance as a COUNTRY.
Analysis by Professor Tam David West,
former Petroleum Minister. And now he has become deaf and dumb.

SENATOR AKPABIO WINS AGAIN !!!
GODSWILL has been done again!
END OF THE ROAD FOR APC AND SAHARA
REPORTERS.
The court of Appeal has just confirmed
Godswill Akpabio as the validly and
popularly elected Senator representing
Ikot Ekpene Senatorial district of Akwa
Ibom state!
Congratulations to the Lion of ADO OK
CLAN.
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!
Sahara reporters published a false verdict thursday 10:12:2015 even before the court of appeal's verdict on friday 11:12:2015

holyokoto:
And what else do you want the Police to do in this kind of incident? To fold their arms? Or didnt you see the arms they were caught with?

U truly believed those arms were recovered from the suspects?

Police would arrest innocent people bc an officer was robbed. How could she possibly recognise that number of faces who robbed her the previous night, probably in the dark.

Pls permit me to share this post on my fb page.
Great post but i must confess it made me sad: sad that as people who are blessed, the future remain bleak.

Are you aware that the Army was deployed for the Bayelsa election by the APC - led federal government ?? Yes, I mean the same Army that the APC, when they were not in government, said should never be used in elections.

Well now the real wailers are here: wailing for their corrupt rice, others wailing for fuel ..
We warned but they heed not, now we have the change can we queitly enjoy it?

Is prostate strictly for men?
Yes, ONLY men have prostate and ONLY
men over 40years but the healthcare
enlightenment is for everyone.
There is no woman who does not know a
man 40 years and above – father, uncle,
brother, son, friend, neighbor,
colleague….
Essentially what I will be doing today is
health promotion. Responsible health
promotion must provide three things:
1. Information
2. Reassurance
3. A plan of action.
Let me start with a background on
prostate health.
Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of
the kidney is to remove waste. It is the
LAWMA (waste management company) of
your body. Everyday your blood passes
through the kidney several times to be
filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is
formed and stored in a temporary storage
tank called the urinary bladder.
If there were to be no urinary bladder, as
a man walks on the road, urine will be
dropping.

Now think of the plumbing work in your
house. Think of the urinary bladder as the
overhead storage tank. From the storage
tank, a good plumber will run pipes to
other parts of the house, including the
kitchen.

God in His wisdom ran pipes from our
urinary bladder to the tip of the penis.
The pipe is called the urethra.
Just below the bladder and surrounding
the urethra is a little organ called the
prostate gland.
The prostate gland is the size of a walnut
and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to
make the seminal fluid which is stored in
the seminal vesicle.

During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid
comes down the urethra and mixes with
the sperms produced in the testicles to
form the semen.
So semen technically is not sperm. It is
sperm + seminal fluid.
The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm.
After age 40, for reasons that may be
hormonal, the prostate gland begins to
enlarge.
From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100
grams.
As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra
and the man begins to notice changes in
the way he urinates.

If you have a son under 10, if he has a
little mischief like we all did at that age,
when he comes out to urinate, he can
target the ceiling and the jet will hit
target.
Call his father to do same, wahala dey.
His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a
long distance and sometimes may come
straight down on his legs. So he may need
to stand in awkward position to urinate.
Not many men will be worried their urine
stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are
on the floor and not on the ceiling.
But other symptoms begin to show.

TERMINAL DRIPPLING:
The man begins to notice that after
urinating and repacking, urine still drops
on his pants. This is the reason why after
an older man urinates, he has to ring bell.
A younger man simply delivers to the last
drop and walks away.
Just see an older man coming from the
bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the
newspaper closely to hide the urine
stains, particularly on plain colored
trousers.

HESISTANCY:

At this point you wait longer for the urine
flow to start. There are 2 valves that
must open for you to urinate – the
internal and external sphincters. Both
open but because of obstructions in the
urethra, you wait long for the flow to
start.


INCOMPLETE EMPTYING:

You have this feeling immediately after
urinating that there is still something left.
As all these things happen, the bladder
begins to work harder to compensate for
the obstruction in the urethra. The
frequency of urination goes up. Urgency
sets in. sometimes you have to practically
run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes
common. You wake up more than 2 times
at night to urinate. Your wife begins to
complain.

Men being men may not talk to anyone
even at this point.
Then the more serious complications
start.
Stored urine gets infected and there may
be burning sensation when urinating.
Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come
together to form stone either in the
bladder or in the kidney. Stones may
block the urethra.

Chronic urinary retention sets in. The
bladder stores more and more urine. The
size of the bladder is 40- 60 cl. A bottle of
coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more
urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An
overfilled bladder may leak and this leads
to wetting / urinary incontinence. Also
the volume may put pressure on the
kidney and may lead to kidney damage.
What may likely bring the man to hospital
is acute urinary retention. He wakes up
one day and he is not able to pass urine.
Everything I have described above is
associated with prostate enlargement,
technically called benign prostate
hyperplasia.

There are other diseases of the prostate
like
1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the
prostate
2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the
prostate.

This discussion is on prostate
enlargement.
I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is that everyman will have
prostate enlargement if he lives long
enough.
The good news is that there are life style
changes that can help the man after 40 to
maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition:

Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers,
according to the US National Cancer
Institute is related to what we eat.
Red meat everyday triples your chances
of prostate disease. Milk everyday
doubles your risk. Not taking fruits /
vegetables daily quadruples your risk.
Tomatoes are very good for men. If that
is the only thing your wife can present in
the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads
of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent
natural antioxidant.

Foods that are rich in zinc are also good
for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds
(ugbogulu).

Zinc is about the most essential element
for male sexuality and fertility.
Men need more zinc than women. Every
time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of
zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol
metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to
metabolize alcohol.

ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION:

As men begin to have urinary symptoms
associated with prostate enlargement, it
is important they look at alcohol
consumption. More fluid in means more
fluid out
Drink less. Drink slowly.

EXERCISE:

Exercise helps build the muscle tone.
Every man should exercise. Men over 40
should avoid high impact exercise like
jogging. It puts pressure on the knees.
Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We
recommend brisk walking.


SITTING:
When we sit, two-third of our weight
rests on the pelvic bones. Men who sit
longer are more prone to prostate
symptoms. Do not sit for long hours.
Walk around as often as you can. Sit on
comfortable chairs. We recommend a
divided saddle chair if you must sit long
hours.


DRESSING:

Men should avoid tight underwear. It
impacts circulation around the groin and
heats it up a bit. While the physiological
temperature is 37 degrees, the groin has
an optimal temperature of about 33
degrees.
Pant is a no-no for men. Wear boxers.
Wear breathable clothing.
SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels
and impact circulation around the groin.


SEX:

Regular sex is good for the prostate.
Celibates are more prone to prostate
illness. While celibacy is a moral decision,
it is not a biological adaptation. Your
prostate gland is designed to empty its
contents regularly.
For supplements recommendation:
Inbox your message to us on
hire.theworld@yahoo.com or call:
+234 809 815 1801.

Great post but it is sad majority of the youths can't see through objectivity; some are ignorant.
The youths who think buhari should print more money to cushion the effect of depression, don't posses the intellectual capacity to understand ur views.
expect insult!

Any military attack on boko haram is attack against the north - buhari

conundrum:
Everyone on this thread knows what you mean.stop being a silly dumb coward.

The foul words coming from u already shows ur upbringing, and i challenge u to post any of my posts or articles that support ur assumption.
U really have a small mind! This is the last i will dignify ur rant with a response

DaBullIT:
God did we get there??

GEJ used 2.4 trillion for campaign

How convinience!
The present govt pays subsidy and the price of crude is even less than what the previous govt. had; yet we are buying @ N500 and the product is not available. u are here waving figures from ur imagination? Still blaming Gej? u guys are pathetic.

conundrum:
That sunrise you people have been clamouring for will do you no good. Stay in Nigeria and find a way to make a positive difference. The middle best is begining to gain more grounds than you guys because you are only filled with pride,betrayal and bitterness.

U have quickly assumed I'm from the south east because i thank God for day break?
Well i can't help, ur reasoning ability is already warped.

For the 1st time in my life, no body
switched on his generator to power his
apartment in a whole street; it was a
night of total darkness.pms sold @ N500
per litre yet it's not available. This morning, children are looking for where they could fetch/buy water; and there is none, because there is no petrol to pump water. How did we get here? Thank God
for the sunrise!

For the 1st time in my life, no body
switched on his generator to power his
apartment in a whole street; it was a
night of total darkness.pms sold @ N500
per litre yet it's not available. And this morning, children are looking for where they could fetch water and there is none, because there is no petrol to pump water. How did we get here? Thank God
for the sunrise!

op keep the good work.
As for the supposed educated youths who are fooled by the legerdemain of apc, i have no pity.
God heal Deziany
IJN.

Davvymavvy:
www.informationng.com/2014/02/port-harcourt-airport-borders-will-be-closed-to-prevent-amaechi-from-fleeing-after-jonathans-victory-in-2015-wike.html

And no national news paper published it?

Every sensible person should ask the op to post the link that confirms this lie; but alas! sentiment has taken objectivity from our youths.

Belief, ignorance and culture are the factors that encourage this problem. U can have sex and not make children- the rich who are rational know this; the poor thinks birth control is against God, and having more children means God's blessing.
It's not about poor men having more time to Bleep, but the ignorance that destroy them. The rich Bleep every where!

LadyFiona:
How do you differentiate a university graduands and school of nursing graduands? Please , your ignorant stereotyping of graduates of schools of nursing is wrong. The level of educational achievements achieved by an individual does not reflect or connote an increase in/ acquisition of good interpersonal communication skills. These skills are often in case of nursing learned by every nurse before graduation irrespective of where you graduates from. It is an important rational before being liscenced as a professional nurse.
So I beg to disagree on that.

And, I am not holding briefs for my erring colleagues.

I have made my point clear and i have no intention to argue with u. The point is: it's the attitude of the nurses that contribute most in crumbling the sector than lack of equipment/govt policy.
u can try to explain why a cruel and incompetent nurse should be excused for his inefficiency, but the public know some of them are merchants of death.
To put it mildly, the public see the nurse in the public hospital as the nigerian police.

LadyFiona:
I didn't see your response before replying him.
Surely, there is a crass lack of understanding of how the health system works especially in Nigeria.

No matter the sophistry employed in running the PR, the experience of most nigerian stands as a sore reality that the nursing profession, as practise in public hospital is anything but efficient.
U didn't talk about the rivalry bw u and the doctors.
A lot of Patience died as a result of non chalant attitude of the nigerian nurse, than lack of equipment and govt. policy.
With due respect to the few good nurses,and the nurse with b.sc nursing; most nurses from the school of nursing lack apt knowledge of the profession.
i once registered at a general hospital and was asked to take my file to the out patience, where i would be attended to. On getting there, i asked the nurse in charge, the right place to place my file, since there were three heaps of file on the table. And the nurse looked me straight in the eye and said " place it on my head, idiot".
It took the sympathy of other patience to show me the right place to drop my file.
I know u can explain this by saying may be he was tired, having had to attend to countless people.
My advice to nigerians: pls always go to teaching hospital where the attitude of these health workers is checked.

Nice attempt at history but some of your post are factually incorrect. The Annang people don't have a culture of fattening a lady b4 marriage, the Efiks do.
Also the masqurade shown and tagged Akwa cross isn't correct.
The Annang occupy ikot ekpene part of akwa ibom state.
There is nothing like efik/ibibio. Efik is the purest form of the language, though spoken by minority group; others are variant form of efik.

biafranqueen:
Stop telling us and show us.
APC got all the secret list and accounts from America but they never arrest anyone yet.
They have been working with the oil accounts for 6 months why have they not brought proof of 20 billion missing.
Where is the arrest and convictions.
We showed you contract inflations in Rivers and Lagos but they are ignored.
Anyway one finger pointing at accused three fingers pointed back at accuser, such is life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0psvbX1YB0

Words on marble! The deceit was legendary, their conning acumen exceptional and the victims were youths who are bereft of ability to reason.
Youths whose only duty is to insult, attack and chant sai baba at every sound of " i will pight kwuoruption".
Youths who are incapable of asking the right questions, rather they are given to all kinds of prejudice.
After 6 months, the alleged missing 20 billion is still not found, and like the chibok scam; may never be found.

jomoh:
First if it is going to be used to create infrastructure, its is going to have to come from somewhere. Crude sales or whatever the government is selling but it is not there.

Simply put. "Nemo quod non abet" you cannot give what you don't have. If Nigeria is not making the money, they cannot give it.

The federal government only prints money for the masses through banks they don't actually used the printed naira. They only use virtual currency which is dollars and if you don't make the dollars, you cannot change it to Naira.

Also if the FG decides to print Naira, it will not have any positive effect on the economy. The FG only pays contractors from the money it has made from different revenue generating agencies. All these physical naira notes we spent are just physical representation of what we have in bank. The FG won't pay by cash, they will only pay through bank account and when you don't have anything in your account, the physical naira note will be useless.

It's good u have to break it down to the simplest form, but i doubt if majority of these youths will still understand. They could as well tell nigeria not to engage in any trade, since we can conveniently print the cash we need.

Hahahahahahuhuhoho! Why am l not surprise at the thought of asking buhari to print more money? U see that will be great and I'm sure buhari is already thinking about it. After that u guys can stabilise oil price and boom! our economy will blossom. Pls remember to ask Idi Amin for manual on this. Sai baba and his youths!!!

Speaking to Channels TV and NTA in India,
Buhari, when asked, DIRECTLY, about
Amaechi's problems in the senate, said :
"... those that are having problem in the
National Assembly I DOUBT IF I HAVE
MEET HIM IN MY LIFE ... "
ME :It is either the man, Buhari, is an
impulsive Liar or he does not remember
the people he meets in his life.
So Buhari has never met Amaechi in his
life??
I think Nigeria is in a deeper mess than I
initially thought.