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CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Dressed As A Man To His Father's Birthday Party by Boatswain: 1:50pm On Jun 16, 2020
undecidedThe father right now...
PoliticsRe: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Boatswain: 2:56pm On Jun 15, 2020
Their engines... undecided You don't say
EducationRe: I Caught A Co-Teacher Eating From A Pupil's Lunchbox by Boatswain: 2:55pm On Jun 12, 2020
Like seriously undecided
CrimeRe: Father Who Defiled His 6 And 9-Year-Old Daughters Arrested In Ondo by Boatswain: 5:56pm On May 25, 2020
ClitRaider:
Wtf..
I can Bleep anything but not kids.
That basterrd must be an headslammer.
What Does Matthew 26:39 Mean?
CareerRe: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by Boatswain: 4:56pm On May 20, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Babe you're so clean as fúck giving you a head up won't be a bad idea grin

CelebritiesRe: Bikini Pictures Of Venita Akpofure by Boatswain: 7:58pm On May 19, 2020
Why

PhonesRe: Whatsapp Video Call Upgraded To 8 Calls Per User by Boatswain: 2:14pm On May 01, 2020
Step ahead
PoliticsRe: SERAP Asks Lawan, Gbaja To Give ₦37 Billion NASS Renovation Fund To States by Boatswain: 9:50am On Apr 12, 2020
Nice one, make I park one corner dey wait to hear wetin dem go talk angry
CrimeRe: Man, 34, Defiles Neighbour’s One-year-old Child In Lagos by Boatswain: 11:30am On Apr 11, 2020
Thus time around its not the devil that caused it again but lock down that caused it undecided
HealthRe: Missing Osun Coronavirus Patient Found by Boatswain: 3:12pm On Apr 04, 2020
Hmmm... They have already infected other innocent people out there
IslamRe: Tips On How To Make A Passive Muslim Become Active In Solat? by Boatswain: 1:43pm On Apr 03, 2020
Assalamu Alaikum, he must zero his mind and go for sallat when it's time for it, whether he is feeling comfortable at that time or being lazy, he just has to stand up and go for sallat because that's what shaitan does, to make you feel lazy at that particular time. Let him try what I said
HealthRe: COVID-19: Video Of NCDC Officials Taking Samples For Testing by Boatswain: 8:18am On Mar 29, 2020
The right thing to do
HealthRe: Benue Confirms First Case Of Coronavirus by Boatswain: 2:54pm On Mar 28, 2020
Hmmm... God help us all
RomanceRe: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Boatswain: 8:56pm On Mar 25, 2020
Lol.... 6 whole months without S** shocked
PoliticsRe: Aso Villa Shut Down As Kyari Tests Positive, Shehu, Others Self-Isolate by Boatswain: 2:31pm On Mar 24, 2020
Chaii.... O gba goooo
RomanceRe: Samuel Yarling: Pre-Wedding Photos Of The Groom That Died On His Wedding Day by Boatswain: 9:28am On Mar 22, 2020
Phoenixk:
This gave me Cold shivers, where does she start from
From where it all ended ofcourse
HealthRe: Stephen Hahn: Chloroquine Has Not Been Approved By FDA by Boatswain: 11:41am On Mar 20, 2020
Alright... What next
TravelRe: Koronu Ibadan Where People Don't Think (Video, Photos) by Boatswain: 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2020
Olunmercy56:
Ibadan generally needs prayer, to marry them na curse, if Ibadan people see you progressing, na wahala embarassed embarassed . Most of them are lazy, they like free things lipsrsealed lipsrsealed especially the illiterate ones and parents, na one chance ooo shocked shocked shocked
I witnessed one, the way you describe them is nothing but the truth
HealthRe: Elbow-bumps And Footshakes: The New Coronavirus Etiquette? by Boatswain: 11:30am On Mar 03, 2020
Lol grin

SportsRe: Pianese Confirm Three Players Tested Positive For Coronavirus by Boatswain: 9:54am On Feb 29, 2020
Chaii... Ogbago
CrimeRe: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by Boatswain: 2:03pm On Feb 15, 2020
Offpoint:
She did the right thing and I encourage every woman out there whose isn't cheating on her husband to treat them this way if their husbands dįck can't stay home.

If you guys treat men this way, they'll think twice before considering cheating.

Don't kill them, just give them scar they'll live to regret forever.

I can't be your babies factory, after 4 you're getting some sluť a phone and banging her behind my back, I'll chop off your díck while you're asleep.

like I've always said: If a girlfriend cheats on me, I'll gentlemanly walk out of the relationship. But if a wife should make the mistake of banging another man, there's no such thing as FORGIVENESS. I'll carve out your vagina and boobs.
I'm an extremely loyal dude once in a relationship and if my loyalty is betrayed... I become a soulless beast.

.....
MODIFY
To those quoting me, if you know you can't keep your vaginäs or dícks in one place, don't get married. It's very simple. marriage is a deal and banging outside it is breaking the deal and there are consequences.

If you get tired of our union, walk up to me and let me know... I'll let you go, but if you do otherwise, you face the consequences.

As a guy if you're so either to fûck someone else, get married to her.. simple.

I repeat, if any man or woman you're married to cheat on you by BANGING some else.... leave them a scar.
Let them know you have a greater demon in you, than they do. unleash terror on their genitals.

To those blabbing Attempted murder upandan, going on banging spree is also an attempt to come home and kill me with STDs.
TravelRe: Tanker Carrying Petrol Explodes With Driver Trapped inside In Ebonyi (Photos) by Boatswain: 11:30am On Feb 09, 2020
RIP
PoliticsRe: Uba Sani: Senator’s Nude Video, Photo Go Viral by Boatswain: 3:48pm On Feb 08, 2020
Lol.. Dangling like a suicide rope kwa
FamilyRe: I Want To Leave My Wife For My Girlfriend by Boatswain: 10:38am On Feb 08, 2020
yvelchstores:
Stupid fake story. U supposedly married at 24 and your wife at 20. Then you have twins, age 1.
If u have been childless for 11 years, one year is too quick to kill all your joy from father hood to embrace cheating.

I am suspecting nl now hires ppl to post captivating but FAKE stories cos the kind of stories I see these days, are playing with my intelligence.
FamilyRe: I Want To Leave My Wife For My Girlfriend by Boatswain: 10:37am On Feb 08, 2020
Bro, there are two things that are involved here.. Firstly it's either you stay in your marriage with your wife and children and find another way to spark that moment you so much missed or Secondly, you divorce your wife and move in with your dream one chance girlfriend.
What makes you so sure that this your new found desire will not end the same way it disappeared between you and your wife?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Being Forced Into Marriage by Boatswain: 8:48am On Feb 08, 2020
Then present yourself to her dad for marriage
CrimeRe: Soldier Kills Rowland Tafida, MOPOL Officer Over Girlfriend by Boatswain: 8:40am On Feb 08, 2020
Just like that
CrimeRe: Stray Bullet Nearly Killed This Child In Portharcourt (Photos) by Boatswain: 8:38am On Feb 08, 2020
Thank God o
TravelRe: Faulty Traffic Light In Abuja Gives Confusing Signals (Video) by Boatswain: 6:56pm On Nov 27, 2019
angelEmade:
In this country, everything wants to kill you...
police, military, boko haram, fire, sars...and now
killer lights...indeed...surviving in Nigeria is a skill on it's own.
....why did my dad and mum sleep that sleep?? biko whyhuh!!
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Ibadan Polytechnic Student Confronts Colleague For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend by Boatswain: 8:26pm On Nov 22, 2019
danny56:
So there's a course on sex lately in our higher institution...huh
Cold room 101 cool
CelebritiesRe: Between 'Bleached' Halima Abubakar And A Fan Who Asked How She Turned White by Boatswain: 8:43pm On Nov 18, 2019
okorotalkative:
Bleach away your sorrow guys.

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grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Promise Not To Arrest Nnamdi Kanu If He Comes Home, Ezeife Tells FG by Boatswain: 3:39pm On Nov 09, 2019
Land Army, Navy, Airforce, DSS and police Right now

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