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While the Emilokan drug lord is busy shopping for Judas Iscariots mistaken as Christian leaders and bishops to endorse his demonic Muslim Muslim ticket

"The late MKO Abiola was known for industry and brilliance. Shall we ask what the APC candidate is known for? Whereas MKO’s Hope ‘93 was a genuine course; for the APC and Nigerians, it’s a forlorn hope ~ and that’s the message of Bola Tinubu and the APC campaign in 2023"


Shall we ask what the APC candidate is known for?


The APC candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT) is a known drug lord who forfeited over $400,000 of drug proceeds to the US government

The entire lands and seas have rejected the Emilokan drug lord

tinsel:
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Is it politics or what you are paying for you believe not minding the crowd we saw yesterday.

The only came to have a view of the drug lord desperately and fruitlessly wanting to be the president

Abdul05:
Which newspaper is this...


Biafran newspaper from Anambra State


Omo eebo propaganda.. next news pls

These are excerpts from the streets of Kano as it concerns the awful outing of the Emilokan drug lord

Behold, the Emilokan drug lord

These are antics of a desperado

GoodLife4live:
They ran a marathon like a sprint.

Now they are worn out.

But we are not even into the quarter of the lengthy race.

INEC did not say that you must start running around the streets begging for money to buy sachet water immediately from Sept 23.

INEC said that officially the marathon race commenced on that day.

But they immediately put all their energy into a race that won’t end until February all between Sept 23 and Oct 1.

Our Lagos Island rich business women responded and their singular response swallowed all the beggars’ rallies they had had.

It was like the famed Moses’s snake and Pharaoh’s snakes.

They started saying that Idumota fabric moguls came out because Asiwaju gave them N2k. �

But somebody like me understood their pain and plight.

How could only progressive women alone erase all their very much publicised rallies with one parade and you didn’t expect them to give an excuse no matter how watery?

The Ibadan rally held by just 5 LGAs out of the 11 in Ibadan metropolis and environs and 33 in Oyo state chattered the remaining fading hope.

But Jaganistists did not bother to check if their opponents are still breathing, they engaged in other rallies until O’bingos could breathe no more.

MC Oluomo boxed the ‘dead’ dogs with his massive rally.

Today, Seyi gathered Lagos youth.

Delta state tested the mic.

Niger state people trooped out.

Kanawas too.

Yet Tinubu has not commenced his campaign.

It will start in Kwara.

Now, this is how to run a marathon.

Kwara deserves to be the first point of call officially.

No one of their delegates gave his vote to any other aspirant.

Not a vote was voided.

All went to Tinubu.

All valid.

Kwara will cause more pain and anguish to the camp of the rivals and Saraki will surrender that day and Atiku will remove the state from one of the states they’d win.

PDP Lite is not in Kwara like they are not in many northern states.

We will conserve our energy and continue to run the race as a marathon that it is.

#SWA

Good word play

But the truth of the matter is, it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Tinubu to win the presidential election.

Tinubu is unelectable

Know this and know peace

I enjoy modern electoral campaigns. Between candidates, their spokespersons and those positioning themselves for a juicy appointment down the road, some curious things get said.

Last weekend, Bola Tinubu, the APC presidential candidate, begged Kaduna State Governor Nasir El-Rufai not to flee abroad when his governorship ends, as his skills “in turning a rotten situation into a bad one is necessary at this critical time.”

He was speaking at an Arewa Joint Committee event for the 2023 presidential candidates. The former Lagos State governor also described climate change as:“a question of how do you prevent a church rat from eating a poisoned holy communion.”

Since 1979 when I began to cover politics, I have heard Nigerian politicians say outrageous things. That was by far the most ridiculous.


Some have described Tinubu’s language as a metaphor. But not only did his so-called metaphor not clarify he truly understands climate change, it was also insulting to those who understand the sanctity of the institution called the Holy Communion.

“We need to tell the West; if you don’t guarantee our finances and work with us to stop this, we are not going to comply with your climate change.”

Climate change is not a Western problem, despite the West clearly being principally responsible for the menace of global warming. The annual flooding in many Nigerian states illustrates the problem adequately.


Speaking of metaphors–were we honestly looking for one–it would be that of a people raped and pillaged for two generations believing that the same rapists and pillagers would deliver justice to them.

My advice is that Tinubu conduct his campaign in Yoruba. He can afford top-of-the-line interpreters. But should he insist on trying to communicate in speaking English, I recommend simplicity.

For her part, First Lady Aisha Buhari distanced herself from the failures of her husband’s government. Speaking to the BBC, she offered a half-hearted and annoying apology.

“The expectations on us were so high and maybe after seven years, we haven’t met their expectations. Only God knows what is in somebody’s mind.

“As a human being, you can’t say you are right or you have done what you should, so the government has really tried, the administration did its best but may not be the best for others.”

No, Madam. Beginning in May 2015, your government at no time sought to do its best. You love power but resent responsibility. You perennially blame your predecessors. You revel in favouritism, mediocrity and nepotism. You borrow recklessly. You encourage corruption and nurture Nigeria’s nation’s most corrupt. You turned Jonathanistan into Buharistan.

Asked whether APC will win the election despite being such a colossal failure, Mrs. Buhari arrogantly responded as though it has directed INEC on what the results should be or as if it is merely one regime handing over to another: “We will continue. APC will win the election. By God’s grace.


“We faced a big challenge because when my husband came to power there was (sic) no resources, but I insisted that we are the ones who said we will do it and we have to do it.”

No. Your government did not lack resources. You lacked the spirit and the focus and the will, preferring rhetoric and propaganda. It is why even the president’s wife lives in Dubai, which is inconceivable in every other country. Because she can.


Adapting the same approach, Atiku Abubakar, the PDP presidential candidate, explained why Northern Nigerians should vote for him and nobody else. He declared that there is only one North, while the rest of Nigeria are Igbo or Yoruba.

“What the average Northerner needs is somebody who’s from the North and also understands that part of the country and has been able to build bridges across the country,” he said. “This is what the Northerner needs. It doesn’t need a Yoruba or Igbo candidate. I stand before you as a pan-Nigerian of northern origin.”

Atiku did not explain why under Northerner Buhari, Nigeria—particularly Northern Nigeria—has grown spectacularly poorer and more dangerous in the last eight years.

Yes, Atiku has confessed to how his government bungled governance for eight years, including squandering about $16bn meant for electricity as the North, like everywhere else, plunged into deeper darkness.

But he is not telling Northerners that as Vice-President he engaged in fraudulent conversion of funds, corrupt practices, and money laundering. Or that as a result in February 2007, a Senate Committee concluded that he, Atiku Abubakar,did divert $145 million in public funds. At that time, I wrote of the embarrassing public shootout between President Obasanjo and himself as the “Theory of Relativity.”


Atiku is not telling Northerners of the 2010 US Senate sub-committee report, “Keeping Foreign Corruption Out of The United States: Four Case Histories,” which exposed how as Vice-President he transferred over $40 million in suspect funds into US bank accounts of his then-fourth wife, Jennifer Douglas-Atiku Abubakar.

Northerners are not gullible. They deserve to hear not empty promises, but to know the character of persons who want their votes.

Also appearing to be campaigning for Northern votes, Governor El-Rufai said that Labour Party presidential candidate Peter Obi ordered his arrest in 2013 and detained him for 48 hours when he visited Anambra State as an election observer.

“Now, I am the governor of Kaduna state,” he bragged. “And he is coming to Kaduna. In addition to the police and the SSS, I have 1Mechanised Division Nigerian Army here, if I need to arrest and detain anyone.”

But Governor El-Rufai was lying, as demonstrated by his first account, in which he attributed the incident to the State Security Service (SSS).

He then sued the SSS and the Attorney General of the Federation, and in September 2014 in Awka, the Federal High Court agreed with him that the SSS had violated the law, ordering an apology in two newspapers, and N2 million in restitution. The charges filed by el-Rufai referred specifically and exclusively to “agents of the 1st Respondent, (SSS) or officers, servants, privies of the Respondents and/or of the Federal Government of Nigeria,” and not once to Governor Obi.

And now in 2022, el-Rufai postures about his unconstitutional power to command the police, the SSS and the Nigerian Army. But there was something worse last week than his lies about the 2013 incident: the political mileage he appeared to seek.

“But we are northerners,” he concluded of his false arrest-by-Peter-Obi tale, sounding far more Atiku than Tinubu. “We are civilised. We don’t do things like that.”

Except that to be civilised is not to lie. For a husband of three and father of many who for a long time posed as a patriotic intellectual and anode of light, that is clearly a cheap tactic aimed at dividing Nigerians along ethnic lines.

I am sure there is a lot to examine of Peter Obi and other office-seekers, and Nigerians ought to do so. But is Tinubu’s warning of el-Rufai’s expertise for “turning a rotten situation into a bad one” more than a simple gaffe?

I recommend that the governor write his handover notes clearly, and declare his assets diligently.


https://punchng.com/campaign-gremlins-goofs-and-gaffes/

*Says State Needs Urgent Help

The presidential candidate of the Labour Party in the 2023 election, Mr Peter Obi, has expressed surprise that the Federal Government had yet to respond three weeks after massive flooding hit Bayelsa State.


Obi said flying into the state in a chopper gave him a better aerial view of the situation and that the state needs urgent help.

Obi spoke, yesterday, in Yenagoa, the state capital, when he paid a courtesy visit to Governor Douye Diri at the Government House before they both visited internally displaced persons (IDPs) at the Oxbow Lake Pavilion camp in Yenagoa.

He lamented the hardship experienced by people of the state as a result of the floods and wondered why the federal government had not sent a high-powered delegation to the state with a view to providing assistance for the people.

While calling on the Federal Government to declare an emergency over the flooding in parts of Nigeria with Bayelsa as a case in point, he remarked that as a state that is strategic to the economy of Nigeria, it deserved more from the centre.

He called on the international community, donor agencies and public-spirited individuals and organizations to assist the government navigate through this difficult moment.

Obi lauded Diri’s handling of the situation so far and urged him not to give up while promising to stand with the people in their trying moments.

The Labour Party presidential candidate said he decided to suspend his campaign to sympathize with the people of Bayelsa and other states affected and promised not to resume campaigns until this phase of flooding was over.


He noted that though as governor he experienced the 2012 floods, the current one was more devastating.

Responding, Diri lamented the impact of the flood, which he said has claimed lives, property and destroying the economy of the state.

The Bayelsa governor acknowledged the concern showed by President Muhammadu Buhari by directing federal rescue and disaster management agencies to assist the state. He however noted that the directive was yet to be adhered to.

The state’s helmsman assured people of the state that his administration will continue to stand with them and spare no effort in providing relief to victims of the flood.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/catastrophic-floods-im-surprised-no-federal-presence-yet-in-bayelsa-obi/

Tinubu is unelectable

We aren't surprised

The APC and the Emilokan drug lord is internationally known for spreading lies, falsehood and propaganda

Vision101:
She is on strike. Negotiate with her or sue her to National Industrial Court

This one don become ASUU vs FG matter

So says the only woman whom the Emilokan drug lord bought the presidential ticket for which made her to betray the entire women folks during the APC presidential primaries

This is the result of the catastrophic policies of the Buhari and APC led government in past seven years of which the Emilokan drug lord has sworn to "RENEW" through his recently launched unrealistic RENEWED HOPE 2023 manifesto

DadaHammed:
His children are gainfully employed with real 9-5 jobs abroad. They honourably earn their keep and do not have the luxury of swallowing billions of naira like thiefnubbu's children are doing to the commonwealth of Nigerians.

Seyi Tinubu schooled abroad, he couldn't keep a 9-5 job, but came back home to swallow loots of the Nigerian people due to greed.

You are right bro


Seyi Tinubu came back to loot every revenue accrued from advert placement in Lagos State. This revenue supposed to be for the betterment of Lagos State and its citizens but the Tinubus are cornering and pocketing it all

Michelle70:
with camera and script writer on standby.

omo but see as that house submerge.
This flood is scary o

While the Emilokan drug lord got a full video coverage of him riding a stationary bike

alanto:
But you can drag Tinubu's wife and children?
Una hypocrisy sef

Tinubu's wife and children dragged themselves

The wife is a perpetual senator of the federal republic of Nigeria, while the son is in charge of all revenues accrued from advert placement in Lagos State.

Dapson73:
She will definitely gets a ministerial slot when Asiwaju sets up his administration.

She has proved beyond doubt, her ability do deliver is second to none.

More grace omo ologo 5g

If wishes were horses....

But the fact is that it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Tinubu to win the presidential election

Nigerians are eager to vote in a proactive president not some reactive desperados

It's a subtle shade on the Emilokan drug lord

Abdul05:
Obi is now the new minister of flood....


Obi the failure....

While the Emilokan crooner is a drug dealer coming to ruin this country with his unrealistic 80 page manifesto

[quote author=OnionBandit post=117788459][/quote]Not surprised, you are a Bandit

Festus Keyamo brain is gone

Yamiriflathead:
With your invalid vote?

No, with your valid vote

Yamiriflathead:
Restoring Hope to more than 20million frat heads doing prison break every night from Anambra to Lagos by God is good Night bus.
Awon okoro

Then the ambition to become president of Nigeria is dead on arrival


Tinubu is unelectable

Majesty2:
#[b]Renewedhope[/b]2023
BAT23 is a done deal

Which hope is the Emilokan drug lord trying to renew

Liverpool walking alone in the forest

Of course, by making Nigeria second most unliveable country in the world

Every body including Agbadorites Jagabandits and SWAGALians know that Tinubu ruin lagos State