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Borrussia:
Mtchew... Soro niyen

Blackett:
[color=#150000]He probably stood there and was like "chooi. So na this nonsense I dey die for since, wey she still dey do shakara?"

Shakara don end.

Na yonu go dey chase am now. [/color]

tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

Cc. Bobopupa
Falconey
Dharay99
Orijin101
Wristwatch
Hobowobo
Lala247
Kinglekan

tohpahz:
A stiffy doesn't mean so.. but it can also mean so.. so lets leave it in the middle.

I like the way u think..

tohpahz:
for me, i think d guy is a gentleman. He doesn't wana rush things..
Nd since u said he had a hard on.. that means he's attracted to u..

Just give him time and see how it goes.. 5dates aint that much na..
Maybe he's following the book (think like a man) Thank ur God say no be the 90 day rule im use. U for wait tire!!

Nubian113:
Ok I have a dilemma. I have been talking to this guy for a month now and we real got on. He told me all the things I need to hear and I told him how I felt. Now we live in two different cities so for our first date he came to my city. We've been talking every night on the phone so we really bonded. He came down and our chemistry was on 100%. I did my rituals all fresh and proper thinking me and him was gonna do the blessing of our new relationship (sex). Anyway come night time we're in bed just cuddling and kissing and I'm hot and he's hard but.... He tells me he really likes me and he wants to get to know me so we can't have sex because it's our first date. I asked him if he meant all those things he said and he replied "yes! but I want us to have at least five dates"wtf!!!

People please help me. Could he be serious and he wants to take things slowly or is he just not into me. Or maybe he has issues in the bedroom department. I laugh nervously because NO man has ever said no to me in bed so.... what do you think happened. I really need the men's honest opinion.

MizMyColi:
Bobopupa!

Sup Sup

MizMyColi:
Bobopupa!

Sup Sup

natureblack:
[b]Curiously,Buhari's manifesto,which is written for a country in the midst of war with the terrorist,the section on security does not include specific reference on how he would tackle boko-haram.Is this an oversight or reflection of Buhari's attitude to boko-haram?Oh,I see.Boko-Haram will cease fire immediately he is announced winner.








The document,over all,suffers from presumptuousness and over-ambitiousness.You would think Buhari has control over all the variables.When he states that he would "Make our economy one of the fastest growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging at least 10-12 percent annually".I want to ask him to be more elaborate on how he can control economy growth rate.




I also observed that Buhari seems to assume an unlimited supply of finances and not shy to spend.For instance,under "Economy",he says he would "Create a social welfare programme of at least #5000 that will cater to the 25million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the demonstration of children's enrollment in schools and evidence of immunization to help promote family stability.(And)Provide allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members Twelve(12) months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programmes".[/b]




Where does he expect the money to fund these lofty ideas to come from ?Perhaps those who helped him revise his manifesto forget to accommodate extant realities !

GoodBoi1:
What if the pin is 2222?

SeverusSnape:
simple: An illiterate can't debate.
Even in his wildest dreams, He can't debate even patience Jonathan.

Badguyz: Are you a freelance art director? lets meet.

Seun: Nice, but you should know that ads with punchy colours and beautiful pictures of people & products are clicked far more often. You can do better!

ledafaze: Guy please redo the Fashola and Tecno own abeg... you can do better... all others are okay.

homesteady: Nice job! The 2nd one is too fine jare!

ayobase: Where is Lagbaja......u will never understand if u haven't been to his show before....No dulling moment.

What and how u hear it on record is how u see it on stage!

Damn, that man is gooooooood!

Justicemy: weird m.c

texaco1: dbanj for hiphop
obesere for fuji music

Seun: Thanks.
We will conduct a banner ad design contest very soon, and as usual, we will offer advertising credits to the winners so they can get customers.

Don Magic Juan: she gets moist from just hearing me on the phone

Don Magic Juan: she gets moist from just hearing me on the phone

Don Magic Juan: my girl goes the extra mile by using special vag washs and she eats fruits alot so it taste great

she takes care of her "congo" more than she does her hair - no joke!

Flygeriansteve: Ai seu te pego- Michel Telo