₦airaland Forum

OfoIgbo:
The Gas affairs ministry should come to the Igbos, as Igbos have more than 95% of Nigeria's gas reserves.

Igbos should start staking a claim on the resources that they possess.

You sure say all the gas deposit for Nigeria no dey Igbo land? Abeg check well, you make mistake for the estimation.

Oponu!

IconicR:
You don't know op.
He has been doing shit since the time of his former monika. He was formerly in our party and when they refused him or his oga ticket to contest for council chairman he ran to LP and declare war on Asiwaju

Well, I know you and since our acquaintance, the only thing I've seen you do is spread hate for Peter Obi with reckless abandon. So you and OP are in the same WhatsApp group, which takes away your moral right to chastise him.

If this massage is the only remedy to keep my wife alive, she can die.. .

I hate nonsense!

Where is the reaction?

tamdun:
Abi,my own wife fa

The gist never clear me walahi!
My own wife wey I suppose get "knacking timetable" with? As in, after work almost every night? Different positions for different locations of the house?

Make una no dey play like this abeg !

IconicR:
Babies can be funny 🤣

The parents should come and tell us which of the churches helped them pray for "fruit of the womb"😂.
If it was Celestial church, make them just forget am. Na prayer warrior them born so.

Nursepepeye:
Abuja no be anywhere in Nigeria, the problem is Voters in Abuja no get ethnicity, no religion, no brothers, no sisters. Abuja people just dey. If your head is 5, Abuja people will cut 4 to remain 1

God, see fine bress abeg!

omooba969:
Chief Cherry-Popper 🙌

😂😂.
Leave me alone please!

IconicR:
Stop inciting people with your hate.
Every of your post is hate hate hate, don't you have joy or love at all?

Double standards have never been so embodied like you're doing now.

You basically center your entire nairaland existence around spreading hate for Peter Obi, and you somehow reckon you're in the right place to preach moral decency to someone else😂😂?

You sexy hypocrite!!

Yes, you have enough Nigerian soldiers to go and have killed and enough oil money to expend in the senseless invasion of other people's country.

talented321:
Three times a week for woman you have married for more than ten years is not funny'' even with my babe sometimes we don't have sex for a full week or two''
Oga try and understand ur woman' i can't blame her.
But if you are financial okay u can take another wife since ur life depend on sex.

What's wrong in having sex three times in a week with your own wife?

OP,
Who even told you all men like virgin girls ?
I did that shit twice and popping any woman's cherry is not an experience I ever want to repeat for the rest of my life.

It's messy, stressful, annoying and very unsatisfying.

MadamExcellency:
In the principle of free market, this is not part of deregulation.

If a private limited company is allowed to rig the financial market, this will be an avenue for insider trading.

Security and Exchange Commission should watch out.

This move is going to be counterproductive.

When they hurriedly removed subsidy, a few of us tried to create awareness about the repercusions and we were rebuffed.

When they came up some days later with the dollar/naira liberalisation policy, again we vehemently put out words as to the attendant side effects, we were called enemies of the country.

Now the NNPC has gone to borrow 3billion dollars from AFREXIM bank in a desperate effort to help mitigate the woes occasioned by the first two policies, a move which is certainly going to backfire in about a month, and we're still here, trying to make Nigerians of Yoruba descent to see beyond their noses, and as always, we're wailing against their Son cause he's President.

If there's one thing the last three months have shown, it is the fact that the average Yoruba Lagosian is a "stupid suffer-head". These people have been so brainwashed to believe that life has to be built around stress and suffer because they've basically lived their entire adult lives being ruled by Tinubu and he has made sure that a deprived and difficult life has been imprinted into the mindset of an average Yoruba living in Lagos.

Most of them are even so sadly unexposed that they have no idea what life looks like outside Lagos, Ibadan, Abeokuta and Osogbo. Reason you'll find them all on nairaland defending even policies that are clearly impoverishing them.. .

...sustainable ocean resources...

Hm. I reserve my comments.

michlins:
Android 13 out of box is a clear indicator that this is a refurbished phone

You're sure about that?
The galaxy M42 mostly comes with android 13 though.

This thread is for Samsung enthusiasts.😎. Still cruising the sleek galaxy s12. No need changing what's still serving needed purposes.

Badguy77:
Make this one no come demolish kubwa nai be my own

Kubwa is on the list of Abuja settlements to be demolished, sadly.😂. Not all of it though.

iLoveYouToo:
True story, I needed a guide because my existing signature seemed weird to me

Shouldn't weirdness be one of the attributes of a good signature ?

nafisu:
Wouldn't the deficit reflect on their said accounts, not exactly free

Of the first 26 comments on this thread, you're the only individual sane enough to read, understand and ask well-thought-out questions.

Jflex07:
Imaginative delusions. Stop wishing the impossible from your hut in ogbomosho

This one thinks every Nigerian is as unexposed as he is. I live in the FCT, phool!

iLoveYouToo:
Yeah. Why not? I must admit it wasn’t easy coining a consistent classy one. Prior to settling for one my cheques always got bounced at bank counters

For some weird reason, I found it really difficult picking a signature. I had to surf the net for samples to aid me

You had to use the internet to find yourself a signature😂? Has to be the weirdest thing I've read all week.

Nigeriagood:
that's not her photo

Oh well, I formed my perception on the picture in my face. And if indeed that's not her photo, then she's definitely not as good looking as the girl in this one, cause she wouldn't be hiding her true self if that wasn't the case.

I'm really starting to like Phrank Shaibu's role as Atiku's media representative. Man's putting the right words in their proper places.

thesicilian:
Ministerial appointments are mostly administrative positions. While technical knowledge is important, it is not a deal breaker. Being a good manager is "importanter."

And here I be, trying to figure out how well Festus Keyamo "managed" his previous appointment and attendant tasks. Man who bungled the initiative of 774,000 national employment slots put on his laps and failed to properly account for its outcome to this day.

Same man is the Aviation minister today. He definitely will end up with a performance more abysmal than what FFK delivered in the same office over 8years ago.

Just three months into Tinubu's government, news tabloids have started coining the phrase "powerful forces within the presidency".

Same nonsense we had to put up with through Buhari's 8years of ignominy. Tinubu had better get his shit together! Gbajabiamila should not become another Mamman Daura. Nigeria cannot stomach anymore of that nonsense power-play.

People living in Karimo, Jahi, Deidei, Apo mechanic, should better start making plans on how to vacate those premises. Cause Nigeria's demolition general is relocating to Abuja..😂.

E sure me die say Wike go floor Apo mechanic. And those Igbos who own containers and shops scattered everywhere in Apo mechanic, are going to be the biggest victims. The days ahead are full of tears. I can see it. The tribal hate has just begun.

kokoA:
Finally Nightlife will return to my city This last Mallam almost messed up the social life in Abuja.

Not almost.
Motherfvcker ruined our social vibe in the city.

Don't beat children, bruff!

That's a no-no even in the undergrounds.

HappyPagan:
We all have low IQ.

Na you and your papa get low IQ.

Odeh!

Festus Keyamo, a lawyer, is the Aviation Minister..😂.

Blackpromise:
Are you an aviator? Surprised with all these your warped assertions.

What do you mean by warped assertions?

Do you need to be an aviator before you know when you're being rendered bad services? Four to five domestic flights within the country are enough to make you informed enough to grade services rendered by Nigerian Airlines, and I'm telling you Dana Air is not fit to even possess an operating licence.

happney65:
If this list is correct as reported by Vanguard
Matawalle who's state was overan by bandits and he wan helpless so tey the people kicked him out is the minister of state for Defence.. A joke. A total complete joke

See Adebayo adelabu in power. I don't know what the heck that dude would do in power. Was expecting him in something like finance

All is just to prep him to chop money for 2027 so as to contest Oyo Govornship.

So if you are expecting stable power under Tinubu, just know you ain't getting nothing. It will be all a joke and a ruse

I've been laughing since I stumbled on the thread..😂.
Nigeria is finished!

With the composition of this ministerial list, the pending judgements at the election tribunal are just formalities. Tinubu is done working on the Judiciary and he's already burying his roots in governance to start recouping his Presidential expenses..😂