₦airaland Forum

Nigerians have suffered in this life sha!

The Western countries will racially abuse you.
Your fellow Africans will exhibit violent xenophobic tendencies towards you.
Even your own goverment will make life miserable for you while they feed fat on your own ancestral resources.

If there's a hell fire somewhere, I'll rather go there abeg. Because nothing for this life fit pain pass surviving in Nigeria!

Oh Lawd!!

From number 1 to 9 on this list are considered the "juciest" ministries in the Nigerian government. Notice how Tinubu carefully handpicked core loyalists for those ministerial roles..😂. You Nigerians are in for a world of looting.

Bellow Matawalle who failed to secure Zamfara state in his 8years as a Governor, is your Minister of State, Defence..😂. Nigerians, you better go and buy guns for yourselves.

Tinubu is already planning for 2027 elections. He doesn't want to hear that one nonsense FCT refused to give him 25% of votes again (this current experience is still stuck in his neck like a fish bone), so he has promoted Nyesom Wike from "Election Rigging Juggernaut" of Rivers state to the Federal level..😂. Dear Abuja residents, our special status dey end on or before 2027 o! Wike no dey take rubbish for elections, so either we change format and show Tinubu whose boss of the FCT, or we simply stay in our homes come the 2027 elections.

adecz:
This is a picture of Tinubu's father,
not Bola Tinubu himself❗️❗️

Stop misleading the public.. 😕😕😕

God abeg, see lie..😂!!

EyeCumInPiece:
LIKE for Traore, SHARE for Tinubu

😂😂.

You're a very wicked human being! Of all the pictures of Tinubu you could have used, it's the one where his face folded like a jean trouser just removed from an Okrika bail, that you decided to use abi?

God will judge you.😂. You have no conscience!

tsdarkside:
its well....rwanda cant happen to nigeria....no matter who is tryin to see it happen....

thats a good thing for nigeria....

You think?

How many people died during the 100 days of the Rwandan genocide between April and July of 1994?

How many people died in the Nigerian/Biafran civil war of 1967 to 1970?

The civil war was just an escalated conflict between the other regions of Nigeria and the Igbos. Yet it claimed well over 2million lives compared to the 800,000 lives lost to the Rwandan genocide.

The way Nigeria is going, the next bloodletting which is going to be devoid of tribal connotations but a conflict between the oppressors and oppressed, is going to make the figures from the civil war seem like a dress rehearsal.

If PDP in their hay days couldn't make Nigeria a one party state, is it this failed cult of corrupt old men that can?

😂😂.

IconicR:
You see the mindset of the man towards the marriage abi later if it eventually breaks they'll all blame the woman.
Rubbish

Rose, let us breathe!

ExudeLoveToAll:
This is violence promax, you are a very wicked somebody....lol

That's me being nice even. If Dana is the only airline listed on the bookings, I'll rather travel by road. Their services are that bad. Airline that can cancel and reschedule your booked flight without bothering to communicate or apologise.

You have to keep a keen eye on your luggage during check-in and boarding to avoid loss of property as if you're travelling by road from Benue State through Masaka/Nyanya to Abuja.

Even with their expensive fares, they'll give you oily roadside puff-puff on-board as if you told them you haven't eaten in three days and their rubbish snacks are your saving grace. Kuku cancel refreshments for the flight one time !

Then their pilots will come with their on-air announcements that you can never hear clearly no matter how good your ears are. Take-offs and landings are the worst experiences you can have aboard Dana!

Heffalump:
Na bress go make you cum?

Yes, actually.

No be who see food chop dey get morale?!

Anabosee:
So you join vote am abi, cause I didn't vote for him.

I didn't vote for the book-keeper.

They're open to discussions but are equally very committed to their "independence".

Key word!

She didn't get her facts right.

In Asokoro, Maitama and Gwarimpa, there are a handful of estate apartments where individual generators are not allowed. Electricity stability is almost guaranteed for 24hours. But where any sort of challenges arise, power generating plants have been installed by the estates managements and all you have to do is pay the monthly charges for that service. So you can definitely have that serenity devoid of generator sounds.

Also, there are lots of locations in Abuja where security is handled by the estate managements and you have absolutely no need for a security personnel in your home.

Even wondering how she arrived at that $9,600 for annual rents of a 2bedroom apartment in the US. A 2bedroom penthouse with a sitting area and office space in Dallas went for $4,500 as at last week. Some of these people just lie for internet clout. Abi the moment she crossed the sahel, her brain was formatted to think the Nigerians back at home are no longer capable of reasoning?

How is NNPC going to repay the loan? In their desperate bid to curtail the consequences of their half-baked policies, they're now scrambling for loans, to the extent NNPC is taking loans on behalf of the FG and the CBN.. .

Not every news that puts money in our national purse should be celebrated. What are the terms of repayment attached to this swift loan disbursement? Same nonsense Buhari and Emefiele were doing, today we're realising that those buffoons were busy printing trillions of naira without appropriate consultation and consent.

Now NNPC is taking loans on behalf of the government without telling us the attached conditions.

A thread created on August 11th is just hitting the front page and the comments are still on the first page. Evidence to show that the entire content is useless.

IconicR:
There's this intense look about him, fierce and charismatic, just as I like it.
The awnnn aspect of it is conquering and making the man that makes other men tremble on sight worship the ground you walk on

No be today ashawo enter your eye!
You don sidon use your dirty mind un-dress Ibrahim Traore finish .

IconicR:
Is Tinubu still responsible for not being able to become a governor in his state?
Na election we win, we no kill person.

Rose.

Look at the sophisticated weapons bandits are brandishing, God abeg!

And these guys are still children. Teenagers and young adults in their early 20s.

Nigeria is really in a dark place right now.

Ibom Air and their small aircrafts though. No space to stretch or spread your feet. You have to crouch while standing if you're a tall person. Though their pilots are way better than Arik and Max Air. Worst is Dana Air. You'll think life is ending when their pilots are descending to land on the airstrip tarmac..😢.

oloriooko:
pls confirm the bolded
or did u mean 910?

It's actually 940naira right now. BDC village, Wuse 2, Abuja.

Almiron:
Lemme confirm from Haruna first cos una too dey lie.

😂.
And they actually lied.
Dollar is still between 930 and 940 naira as we speak.

fxexperts:
Imagine look at person that wants to replace expert workers. Oboy if they employ you to replace those workers today trust me you and those your civil servant workers will burn down the entire platform in less down 24hrs. do you think those guys are a joke. do you even know how to apply what you studied in school, as a matter of fact did you even study anything in your Nigerian university.

If you posses any of these certificates those guys have and you have gone through the trainers then you will not be jobless right now. and you will not have this mentality of earning half of what is deserving for the role the already occupy. If i tell you that most of these shell guys resign from shell to other companies like total because of pay rise. and for your info some of these certificates runs into millions so only few people have them that is why they are scarce.

LMAO!
You may be right about a thing or two. That remains to be seen though. What I'm however curious about is, do you suppose you're more employed and well-to-do than I am? Or do you somehow reckon that you're more properly placed in the societal scheme of things, to offer quality expertise drawn from accumulated knowledge and experiences, than I am wont to do?

You nairalanders are a weird lot. Nothing passes for humour on here anymore. Someone half-heartedly throws words meant to elicit smiles here and there, and y'all will just lay your mats and begin to reel out your family histories..😂.

You must think life's as impossible for everyone as it clearly is for you. Cause if that wasn't the case, you'll learn to ease off, smile a little, have some fun, relate nicely with strangers, or probably mind that which most certainly resembles your business.

Tealcrestmedia:
That's a "monkey banana" mindset.

And I do love bananas.

Eriokanmi:
CCIE isn't in Africa yet. Its a lab-based IT certification, the closest region where you can take it is Dubai. Anyone holding that would first find out why the former employee leflt his/her position. They don't struggle to get employed and they're indispensable. There's another one from Holland who's at NLNG at bonny. That one earns 8m naira plus monthly, excluding other benefits.

Stop acting like an illiterate. There are some comments you keep quiet over, if you don't understand how to respond.

😂.
What you just typed, how different is it from my comment you quoted?

Probz:
I have to admit, I like Kenyans a lot. The country’s quite underrated.

I agree.
That country is fine and serene. With dark, tall and well-shaped punanis.

Wizardslayer:
Nigeria is the most noisiest country on earth.

Everything they do is blown out of proportion.

Congratulations ma for breaking baci record.

Nigeria is not even as noisy as New York City in the US. Or Mumbai in India. Or Chinatown in Hong Kong.

But I can understand if you say Nigerians make themselves seen and heard on the internet. Nigerians don't even mind to bully Elon Musk on his own X app.

10K says Hilda Baci will retain the record after GWR reviews this woman's effort. Who's in?

Hilda Baci cooked for over a hundred hours and her time was sliced to slightly above 93hours after the review.

This woman will be lucky to have 90hours of her efforts intact after the review process.

DesChyko:
Thank you so much for taking your time to explain the scenario to me. It makes sense that they are concerned about something like that.

The kind of meter installed those years are those with the keypad for entering tokens on the meter itself so it can't be installed out of reach. And it's puzzling to me since they oversaw the electrification of this place. The insistence on prepaid meters from Day 1 was to avoid NEPA issues.

I'll just pull out the wires and run them on the surface. Even if we have an agreement, it may take a change of manager and we're back to square 1. That 'visiting their office' option smells of probable extortion. I see what few of my neighbours undergo with them and I want no part in those.

Fine choice.
Have a good one!

Bobbiee:
GOD WILL PUNISH YOU AND YOUR GENERATION. MAY YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN BE BARREN. MAY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BE FULL OF MISERY. IDIOT

If curses and prayers worked, Buhari would have long been a dead man.😂.

Alexreports my gee.😂!

If I talk wetin dey my mind now, moderators go shut down this thread before midnight.

Have a good one bruf!

I like how very vocal Phrank Shaibu has been for the past few weeks, in expressing the thoughts and opinions of his principal. He seems to be ramping up his efforts towards discharging his duties effectively. I have to admit, he has lately been the face of PDP's opposition. More resources should be put at his disposal so he does better in the days ahead.

Least he's helping the Labour Party to deliver "wotowoto" to the APC.