₦airaland Forum

Padipadi:
He's an agent of evil. You sef is an evil sympathizer and it won't be bad if you are both locked up.

Brain is paining you.

IconicR:
Firstoff I don't do married men and won't ever dare, I won't cause anyone pains. So I won't end up with any experiences like that of the lady but no man should ever be that stupid to ask for return of anything if we go our separate ways kos he won't get shishi.

I swear I like your temerity!

Procashtips:
The conference made the news.

The signing of military pact is what didn't make the news here.

Didn't see this part on western- international news either.

You must have missed it then. Cause it was posted right here. One of the major reasons for the summit was the signing of this pact.

IconicR:
Is it this same Abuja that all I need do is a phonecall and I'll get the gifts sold and also get new ones in my names? Surround yourself with the right people abeg

I like women like you.

Your breed of women who stand in front of a full sized mirror and convince yourself that you're tough enough to crumble a willing man to bend to your whims and caprices. Women like you end up with experiences that will batter you worse than this lawyer lady in discourse..

IconicR:
Then she'll be very foolish to return shishi back to them. If she was smart she won't be keeping such gifts exactly the way she got them, she should have been wise to sell it and go for a new one in her names and all that is necessary to make it fully hers.

Rose, be slowing down.
It is only in small cities like Ibadan and Abeokuta that you can possibly sell a mansion without having the documents in your possession. Even if you have them, you cannot effect that property sale without the consent and presence of the registered name on those documents, in Abuja.

You'll enter jail quicker than a yahoo boy caught with charms. Forget this your self-inflated open-eye o!

IconicR:
Women are the gatekeepers of sex, if she opens gate for you and you appreciated with gifts then it's injustice to start asking for return of those gifts after breakup. If you can't return the sex then forget about the gifts as well and move on.

No be only gatekeepers of sex, na barrow pushers of missionary style.. .

You cannot feel entitled to my landed property because we knacked, then turn around to tell the world I gifted a mansion to you. I have to be ment not to collect it from you. Go to your father's house and own it.

IconicR:
Same sex that you men kill for, grunt like a pig during orgasm, goes mad when he's not getting it is what he's retrieving gifts for and acting like it isn't a huge favour. Downplay sex for the gullible ones for all you like, all I'm saying is it's stupidity to start retrieving gifts after a break up. People should learn to move on and count their loses and not act like a slowpoke after a breakup. If you ain't returning the sex then forget about retrieving the gifts, it's that simple

So long as the sex was enjoyed by both parties, the woman more so, there's nothing to return.

But if I buy you gifts in the course of the relationship, then see the need to take them back after a break-up, the woman can as well buy me gifts while we're dating, so she can collect them back after break-up.. . Everybody goes home happy.

Na taboo for woman to buy her man gifts? Not boxers and singlets o! Real gifts like a 2020 Dodge Charger automobile.

So apart from their ousted Arab President, fair person no dey Niger republic again ?

See as all of them juss black like Tinubu's squeezed face!

Curse777:
Buhari started the turn around maintenance

You too, should stop lying to Nigerians. Which turnaround maintenance? Have you gone there to see any work in progress?

IconicR:
Men that asks for return after breakup are insipids.
She should not return anything to him if he cannot return all the sex too . My heart goes out to the wife anyways.

How you ladies always sound like sleeping with a man you fancy, is a huge favour done him, is always weirdly amusing.

Same sex that you women moan the most, have wild orgasms, squirt your brains out, while the man does the humping and puffing and sweating and panting, just before he ejaculates once.. ?

How do you specimens even find the audacity to sound like giving a man sex is more beneficial to him than it is to you? Rose, fear God na !

This one is mad!

Who's stopping the Iragbiji cadaver from working? Are we sleeping in his Aso rock office? Make e no be say una don dey already find excuses to use explain him failures o!

Padipadi:
I disagree with gay rights but human right is necessary. China and Russia abuse of human rights are not acceptable

And the US and EU don't abuse human rights?

Padipadi:
It's time DSS picks you up.
You are a fanatic jihadist-terrorist sympathizing with evil Putin.

Why?

Cause he's playing the simple role of an information bridge? Has he fomented any trouble? Has he incited any form of unrest or unruly behaviour?

Oga, rest!

IconicR:
Obi fighting the government using NLC. It's still too early.
I think we should still maintain a little patience

Rose, leave Peter Obi alone !

NLC is a body of workers under Tinubu's employ as of now. Obi has no hands in your ancestor's travails. Tell your Iragbiji oracle to do the right things or resign. He said it's his turn, so let him face the heat from the kitchen.

Him never even start ! He'll bear all the consequences of Buhari's failures.

Procashtips:
And it never made the news in Nigeria that a military pact was signed.

Seems the media is pro-west.

It actually made the news in the international scene. But Nigerians were too busy glossing over the appealing photos of Shettima and other world leaders, giving attention to their usual "Obidients and BATists" bickering, and all the while failing to pay proper attention to the actual essence of the gathering.

IconicR:
I'll not leave until Obi congratulates Asiwaju and withdraw the court case.

Lmao!

You're in for a long wait then. Obi is not congratulating Tinubu and certainly not withdrawing his court case from the tribunal.

Do you congratulate a thief who breaks into your home and dispossesses you of your personal effects?

Another avenue for the NNPCL cabal to fleece the Nigerian masses..

But this man's atrocities in his 8years of governance in Kaduna state, were beyond words. Unarguably, he delivered infrastructure governance, as has always been his specialty. But his human rights violations are enough to even make the FBI have sleepless nights.

IconicR:
She should go jare, shebi she was a baddie during their set but she jam wahala and cold catch her. Ilebaye you did the lord's work

This is where you should be. Where no one will call you out for your emotional outbursts.

Rose, leave politics section alone !

Procashtips:
When did Nigeria sign military agreement with Russia?

When your Vice President, Kashim Shettima, attended the same summit days ago.

nedekid:
Why don't they? Are known reasons?

Please kindly read my last comment on the first page. Incidentally, it's the last comment on that page.

abatically:
I don't think there's a right or wrong answer, just follow ur instincts and hope u are right. It is possible the person that put this expects u to run through it and might be waiting for u about 1-2 kn away when ur tires would have already gone flat. It is also possible that there are more spikes up ahead, in that case u will definitely get immobilized by the other spikes.

Reversing? It is possible the person expects u to stop and reverse, so by the time u are stopped to go into reverse he has already put spikes behind u. So honestly there's no right or wrong answer. Follow ur instincts.

Quite right, you are.

Prokaryote:
Thanks but we still need you to help millions of Nigerians out there....the economy is not smiling yet some person will still be milking us

Oh well, this one shouldn't hurt anyone but I can bet a tidy sum that most Nigerians have been served fuel of 1050 naira, in place of 1500. Or fuel of 1080 naira in place of 1800.

That one is mostly common with cab drivers, cause they're the ones most likely to buy fuel at random amounts. Whatever amount isn't a round figure like 2K, 3K, 4K, etc.., and I can comfortably assure you that you've been cheated at one point in time or the other.

Fuel pumps naturally display three or four zeros when cleared. You request for 2500 fuel. Attendant inputs 2050 on the side panel. He pumps and you're staring, when it gets to 1900, he reduces the nozzle intensity to the first step so it enters slowly, without you noticing. Meter counts and stops at 2050 naira instead of 2500. You're staring hard, but you can see a "2" and a "5", so you just pay and smile away cause the extra zero after the main amount makes it look like 2500..

Some attendants are even brutal enough to sell you 200 naira fuel as 2K. All they have to do is dispense it slowly, engage you in a brief conversation to know if there was fuel in your tank or it's empty. Once you have fuel, you're the perfect prey. Once sale is done, you drive away, hoping your odometer will indicate once you keep driving.

O ti lo !

ganisucks:
Funny story.

This is not funny please.

This is bad news. Like, very bad news! Should GlaxoSmithKline exit the Nigerian pharmaceutical market and relinquish distribution to a local distributor, they'll hugely cut down on the quantity of medications they push into our health system and that is going to hugely affect the availability of drugs, leading to a steep increase in prices for the available ones.

Do some of you even read and understand these things for the actual implications they represent ? Or is everything just looking like local "Obidients and BATists" politics to you?

GSK has been in Nigeria way before I was born and for them to be leaving due to forex challenges, is going to impact negatively on our health sector. Most of the vaccines we had as children were from this company. A good number of efficient antibiotics come from their efforts.

Na wa o! After over 50years of operations? No na!!

PDP get bad mouth sha!
But seriously, for APC to have appointed Ganduje as their National Chairman, feels like a really unfortunate choice. That man has no political value, even in his home state. One is left to wonder what bases the APC considered to have adorned him with their toga of leadership.

Ofunaofu:
Do you mind mentioning those other methods

Telling you is going to amount to divulging trade secrets in an open space. About two of the methods in question are even mostly employed by managers of NNPC outlets in cahoot with one or two fuel attendants. It basically can only be discovered by the DPR (Department of Price Regulation) that doubles as the body responsible for constantly checking the "completeness" of meters dispensing fuel in stations.

Sadly, that body hardly keeps up with its responsibilities, and when they eventually do, they simply take bribes and drive away to the next station.

ganisucks:
A fool and his money are easily parted. After the massive scam, Canada Immigration will debunk this news

It's no scam. European countries are running short of skilled workers, and Canada's case is made worse by the biting conditions of the extra cold temperature.

You need balls of steel to tolerate the Canadian temperature, especially when you're required to leave home for jobs of this nature. And it's been realised that black migrants are genetically disposed to working under those kind of circumstances.

We dodged a supposed bullet and landed in a field of Nazi landmines..

sammyscholar:
Memories of what? You used to work at a filling station?

Yup.
My first job in 2009.
Moved from it to a depot job in 2011.

All these thieving methods you listed are quite valid, but easily detectable when you pay slight attention. There are however other methods that even staring at the attendant and dispensing pump won't reveal .

WrriterNig:
⚡️🇫🇷 French media channels RFI and France24 say their TV signal has been cut in 🇳🇪 Niger.

A fine development, this is.

tellie:
Bros that na understatement because even the team that will come second will comot at the knockout stage

The kind beatings South African women go collect for this knockout stage no go easy.

For once, Nigeria don escape bad record.

It's hard to believe the average Japanese has more sexual partners than Russians, Germans and Indians.

Indians wey full everywhere for Facebook juss dey busy dey snap 3 inches preeks dey show our women .