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Ibime:
Putard

I thought you were priding off as the nairaland bully of the decade? Why are you now doing monosyllabic responses😆😂?

Brainwashed clown with a sprinkle of self-esteem issues!

Ibime:
Putard

Ibime, you're my slave tonight😂. You're tasked with filtering through my hundreds of comments on nairaland just to find points for clapbacks. And when you're done quoting the part that points out my self-imposed restraints around the city of Abuja, you can as well quote the parts that puts me in the other cities I mentioned.

After all, I want to believe you're not too foolish to know that Abaji is not in Kaduna. Oh, and by the way, I'm currently in Cross River, so kindly dig up a comment that describes another one or two of my experiences over here.

Deranged clown!

Throwback:
So you are happy that machinations are being formed against a President that is not suffering from the machinations while you are?

The miserable life of an election loser.

If I check well, I'll find you on twitter leaving your account details on numerous threads, seeking giveaways, just like the multitude of your unfortunate Ronu bastards!

It is not my fault that you were foolish enough to vote an incompetent, old buffoon into governance all because of your repulsive tribal inclinations. So don't come here to rinse your frustrated garments in my bucket of delight.

Geddifuck away from me, you cow!

Ibime, please don't fold..😂!

For just this one night, I am jobless enough to whitewash you. It's 02:47am Nigerian time. These are usually my writing hours, but I can be benevolent enough to commit them to battering your brain to the appropriate size so you'll reason like other proper humans, and not like some ram being led to a sunny day's market for sale.

Unfortunate idiot with an accidental visa.

Ibime:
Stanboy, I thought you said I've been foolish since 2022? No worry, when you calm down you go talk true.

Again, the distance between you and common understanding is like the height of the eiffel tower😂.

You feigned intelligence on this platform by rambling off contents of written texts, while in the same vein displaying uncommon madness at every turn.

I opted to forgive the madness cause you sounded intelligent, that is until that coconut head of yours was put to test tonight. And you've been busy raving like a lunatic who was forced to have a gulp of vinegar.

Everyone who doesn't agree with your stupid dustbin ideologies is a terrorist and "Putard" (whatever the fvck that means)😂. Yet you fail to look in the mirror to recognise that you actually sound like a laboratory test subject who was released after being used to measure the efficacy of the cure to newcastle disease.

ecolime:
You will have to sell your father's house and other family properties to enrol in the schools I attended.

Anyway, you don't need to do that as someone already volunteered to school and mentor you for free.

muslims who slit throats in defence of their mundane god.


So, all Muslims are extremists? And their god is mundane?

Mehn.. I didn't know I was conversing with a ma*d man. You are not worth my time abeg.

Do you know you can actually go and die if my presence and opinions annoy you that much😂?

It's an easier remedy, because I have no intention to scamper for the same education that makes you foolish and thoughtless in the face of religion.

So if you're not very keen on dying, simply get used to being around me and my uncommon brand of madness.

Penguin2:
It’s not just Northerners…

It’s both northerners and Igbos.

They are joining hands to feed Tinubu a taste of what he served Jonathan.

Everything that went wrong under Jonathan was orchestrated by Tinubu.

Now, he came and kidnapped the people’s mandate and thinks he would have it easy.

He’s a joker.

And his supporters are bigger jokers

Much as it hurts to see Nigerians suffering so immensely without let or succour, I cannot pretend to feel sorry for Tinubu.

Karma serves as is due. He deserves everything he is getting. He'll be lucky to finish this one term in one piece because the machinations being formed against him are enough for his own wife to be enjoining Nigerians to pray every week..😂

Ibime:
International traveller with two fans and two bulbs, well done.

Mr Boldbrainz, coming to a city near you. No need for air-conditioned hotel, his fans are packed

Ibime, you can employ sarcasm and taunts as much as you want, it won't change the fact that you're a fool with a bloated ego who punches at others to make himself feel like the better person😂.

I used to consider you amongst the intelligent ones on this thread, until tonight, that is.

You're just another average Johnbull who swells on the contents of textbook pages and hiding behind the "white man's" deceptive cloak of feigned superiority. Mentally and intellectually, you're a non-entity!

If no be snow, nothing seperate you with APC supporters. If I jump from the top of your ego to the center of your IQ, I'll die faster than the man who jumps from third mainland bridge into the lagoon.

ecolime:
Baba, na you get jelly brain oo.. Everyone on the thread is making a reasonable contribution except you.

No wonder they say make you go back to school. You carry your madness near me, I go jam you like molue straight-up. No time.

BTW, you come off as one who hates Christianity or the church. If that's the case, no need engaging someone like you. Me no dey fight for God.

Give me the address of the school you graduated from. I'll take the liberty of enrolling so I'll meet the set of tutors who gave you this sort of reasoning capacity.

Because I still fail to see why some of you are hauling attacks at me because I made a comment that refused to condemn the said woman over her claims.

Whenever it has to do with religion, you ordinary nigerians tend to bare fangs when someone has a divergent opinion. It's a wonder how you're even different from muslims who slit throats in defence of their mundane god.

You're all a bunch of religious extremists! Be telling me nonsense.

OLAADEGBU:
The issue with this lady is that some newspapers especially Punch wrongly reported that Olukoya was the plaintiff when it was not. This is certainly the season where the wind is blowing and many skeletons in the cupboard are being discovered.

As I earlier stated, I have no idea as regards what issues she has with Olukoya because I'm stumbling on this episode for the first time, but by virtue of personal experiences, I can confidently tell that the day it will be that man's turn to dance to the music from the village square, the eyes will see more than the brain can contain.

Validated:
Do you understand what a "windchaser" really mean? Please, go on your knee and beg Holy Spirit to forgive you, because if that appellation sticks, Naira will be better than you ooo!

Go and ask your daft pastor that question. Also endeavour to give him the same recommendation. He needs it more than I do.

Ibime:
Mr two fans and one bulb, you spent N370k on your whole electricity system cos you can't afford N5k per day to on gen. Buy gen N200k, run N5k fuel cost per day.lets see whether you can afford electricity. Man wey no fit on fridge or AC dey raise shoulder. I laugh in kafanchan.

You came here forming Saint to preach against insults, only to use the first opportunity to shower insults, Mr two fans and one bulb

Worry about your location that does not allow you travel 50 square miles without fear of running into bandits in Southern Kaduna. Worry about how you can't travel any interstate highway around your City. Worry about adequate supply of electricity in your location. My location is the least of your problems. Mr two fans.

This one is mad😂. I can't travel 50 square miles within Kaduna? Idiot, I am residenced in Kaduna, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Cross River and Douala in Cameroon. I basically don't spend more than a month in any precise location except of course the nature of a particular job demands I stay that long or otherwise.

By virtue of that, I can afford to style my "Condos" as simply as I see fit, with two fans and two bulbs, as is mostly the case. That you're retarded enough to chalk that off as deprivation on my part, just goes to show how limited your one decimal IQ functions like a 19th century pendulum clock.

You who floats in clouds with delusional wads of currencies while squeezing in an apartment the size of the storage section of a staircase, should rather be concerned about giving your brain some more room to think, that's if the sponge in that irregularly shaped cranium of yours is capable of doing any reasoning more than your "Putards" anthem😂.

Ibime, stop living like the slaves of yester-years. If you have as much liberties as you often come here to covet, go out and dish your soured brains some cool breeze. Your ego is suffocating you as much as your low self-esteem is gnawing at your cranky soul.

Deranged bastard!

Topman7:
I have not seen the “abandonment” he is talking about in those pictures.

It just looks underused, not “abandoned”.

Stupid attention seeker.

I wonder if it ever occurred to him that Ivory Coast has prepared for a major tournament and so needed to spruce up its sporting infrastructure accordingly.

And what’s that stuff about “clean streets”?

Are Abuja streets dirty?

Rubbish.

Thank you.

Thought I was the only one patient enough to have this perspective. Sowore is just being a blabbering boob! That the stadium is currently not in use doesn't make it abandoned or dilapidated. Isn't it the same Moshood Abiola stadium that usually hosts political rallies, campaigns, celebrity events, etc?

Idiot just waka go there one day begin snap grown grasses for fence-line come dey talk nonsense for social media. And trust typical nigerians to jump on the bandwagon without thinking things properly.

ecolime:
You dey cap nonsense 😒

It's not my fault that your brain is too jelly to understand simple English.

Bugger off, you idiot!

Tjra:
Keep wallowing in your ignorance then since you don't wanna learn.

However, please do well not to birth children if you get married. Nigeria can't afford to have another generation of your type.

This has to end with you.

So long as you can replicate your buffoonery in a bunch of retarded offsprings, I'm certain mine will do just fine..😂.

Nigeria has outlived fools, and though you may be a pitiable downgrade from that status quo, I'm darn certain Nigeria will do just fine with you smearing your idiocy all over her fabric of existence.

Ibime:
I said worry about bandits in your location instead of worrying about mine, you raised your back to say you are not impoverished to take care of your security. Wetin concern security with lack of funds unless you are feeling intimidated.

Thanks for confirming that you need money to stay safe in your neighbourhood. Worry about that, not my location

Pesin wey no fit on gen say him get money to take care of him security. Nobody even ask am. You surely cannot afford to employ a Maiguard with bow and arrow, talkless of take care of your security. Rest.

You're indeed a colossal fool, Ibime😂!

So who dey "on gen" get money pass who dey use solar, for your fish brain?

Dah! Mumu had to even go dig through my comments just to find a clapback and still ended up making a fool of himself. If money doesn't ensure adequate security, what does? Na your ancestors dey waka guard my residence?

Ibime, you're as foolish as that fake nairaland prophet, Okey. If we even look properly, he just might be taking a crash course on buffoonery from you.

Tah! I spit on your foolish face!

Tjra:
Your moniker is Bold brains but you don't sound like someone who has something upstairs. Insult is a defence mechanism of intellectually deficient people.

You need to go back to school, get properly educated and learn how to hold intelligent conversations.

Boy, I can mentor you for free if you don't mind.

Oh, calling me a "windchaser" over an opinion I put up was you commending me with a handshake right? You're unfathomably stupid for trying to flip the coin!

You don't serve lime and expect potato in return. And if that's your definition of intelligence, I'll rather cuddle my supposed ignorance with glee, you deranged clown!

Seefinish:
that's the dividend of Renewed Hope

Insecurity in Akwa Ibom has nothing to do with Tinubu's miserable government.

Akwa Ibom might have the glow and sparkle, but the humans who inhabit the state are stark poor. There are no jobs. Money doesn't circulate as is expected in any metropolis and the state has one of the highest youths population in the country. When you fail to provide income means, employment opportunities and empower human capital index, the recipe is going to birth this exact dish.

The amount of petty robbery and burglary in that state is reminiscent of what Lagos was in the late 90s.

Tjra:
Eh yah.. You will be okay

Idiots who keep holding brief for religious charlatans.. 😂

Ibime:
So e dey pain you since 2022 and today you finally couldn't contain yourself. Cockroach, worry about the bandits in your location, my location is just fine.

And the fool thinks everyone who engages him on nairaland is too impoverished to fend for his welfare and security. That would explain why you're waltzing everywhere on nairaland proclaiming yourself as a philanthropist..😂.

Ibime, you have very serious self-esteem issues. You only make up for it by exuding verbal violence and sauntering around with a bloated ego that insults you more than it does you good. Again, your brain needs some air. You're slowly running mad but you have no one to tell you.

Tjra:
You can take it as a personal project.

Do well to share the outcome with us.

May I never be a windchaser 🙏

Say whatever you like, the words are yours to use as carelessly as you please. My point has been made, and how you choose to take it, is solely your concern.

I'm not holding brief for this catastrophic government, but you see this particular one? Northern powers are doing everything within their means to frustrate this government.

They've mopped up dollars everywhere in Abuja and are now refusing to resell to the open market so the scarcity will hit from the heightened demand and make the naira even more worthless.

These northerners are beasts. They frustrated Jonathan with insecurity, now they're crashing the economy on Tinubu just so they cause widespread chaos and truncate the government that's in the hands of the South. Jagaban wey feel like say him be king of politics go see shege for this life..😂.

Emi lokan in the mud!

Seefinish:
US court slammed you a fine of 50k dollars for defamation and you are saying that the court erred?
Keep running your mouth

I have no idea about this lady's issue with Daniel Olukoya of MFM, but you see that Pastor and his church? The day an exposé will be done on him and the activities going on behind the scenes of his ministry, TB Joshua's episode is going to be a joke.

Ibime:
Good, you've spoken your mind so you can quit mentioning me upandan and forming neutral and gentleman. If you are disgusted by my condescension towards Putards on this thread, that's because you are supposed to be. Only Putards get offended by that, and it's designed that way for you cockroaches. Only a cockroach gets offended when other cockroaches are stomped out.

You're gradually moving mad! It's like the freewill you're deprived of where you are by the stringent living conditions and laws that make you more constrained than slaves of the colonial era, is what you come here to feel and express so your steaming brain doesn't explode from frustration😂.

Since 2022, you've kept up this madness with your made-up terminologies that somehow seem to appeal to just you, yet nobody here has taken you seriously. Nigga, you need some air. Your brain is cooked up and you're taking out your frustration on nairalanders. Cause nothing else explains the nonsense you do on this thread.

"Putards"..😂. What the fvck is that anyway? Are you writing your own dictionary? It's no wonder most of the niggas in here avoid you like a plague. No go carry gun open fire on innocent civilians for mall o! Cause na so e dey start.

Massiveglory:
Mr bwala is a raw evidence of characterless , classless and worth less young man with no value who can trade anything or anyone to quench their hunger and personal needs.

How is that old cargo a young man in your eyes?

Ibime:
Will you shut up? Only you woke up to mention me 5 times in 1 hour out of nowhere, then proceed to form neutral. Maybe you can be neutral about Fulani herdsmen sef, no human can be neutral about wickedness, murderers, annexers and terrorists except Putards in sheeps clothing

And if I don't shut up? What more can you possibly do more than to ramble like a buffalo on heat and call me a "Putard" or "terrorist" like you're already doing😂?

You're so repulsively predictable and your lunacy is so significant that it basically takes nothing for anyone to notice. How did you even get a visa with this brain you're carrying around? You're one of the most pathetic niggas on this forum. It's no wonder the guys around here consider you a fool with no equal.

Ibime:
Neutral ke. Who can be neutral to murderers and terrorists. Ignore that clown

Again, you just insulted me for absolutely no reason. For someone who claims to be exposed and learned, you sure exude a decent measure of irresponsibility and crude thinking.

okeysoninv:
naira will be exchanged to 3000

I have warned you never to quote me on this forum, under any circumstance! I have a deep-seated dislike for you and I don't want to be seen having to exchange even a "good morning" with you.

Be reasonable enough to avoid me! I make it a point of duty to avoid charlatans.

Segun2222:
its still hypocrisy to say one side is the one riling another one up considering theyre always having a go at each thats why i said youre arent honest, na guilty conscience dey worry u my boss make we forget make dem dey fight

Oh well, if you say so. I no too sabi argue or explain one thing severally. Na why I no gree be lecturer to this day.

Segun2222:
only a neutral person like you will see one insult and ignore 10 others i feel you my guy lol

Your sneering sarcasm is not lost on me.

There's a simple template to explain my exact point. What y'all do is like a man walking into a room with 10 women in the middle of a sizzling conversation on issues concerning men, then you as the only man decides to interject and make your voice heard on behalf of men, but decide to do that with scorn and bile.

What exactly do you suppose is going to be the reaction of the 10 women in that room?

Segun2222:
where did i insult you, you see ibime insult, u see dystopia but u no see the apple, mastervio and others insult

I simply made reference to folks who swiftly insulted me in times past when all I ever did was attempt to interact with them on very basic and simple issues, for one.

This thread is undeniably more Pro-Russia, from my observation. The congregation that agrees with the contents mostly exchanges friendly banter, until you and your people come in on the counter, guns blazing. That's when they return the energy. And this is not me taking sides. Any neutral observer here will tell you same.

Before that Muse of a transgender came here, Ibime made it a daily routine to spit venom in response to his interlocutors here. It's almost been like he somehow happens to be the paid representative of the United States government on nairaland and that shit always got me perplexed.

fergie001:
This Chelsea team and Man U, no difference!

See as Man U just innocently collect stray bullet..😔