₦airaland Forum

Iamhawkeyez:
oga na ur pocket dem take d money from to bury their loved ones? dats y u no ever get state or federal power because of all the problems of Nigeria na southern burial traditions u Wan go ban

I'm having a conversation with someone who has a brain. Carry your smelly blob of cow fat in that your irregular skull and find a fellow idiot like yourself to engage.

Anu nchi!

G00dharddick:
Who will lead the protest?

Is it Atiku chilling in Dubai? PDP is dead, only LP Can organise protest

Any protest that stems from the staples of LP is outrightly going to be termed an Igbo protest, so LP should not even think about it.

The PDP has become weak and polarised, no thanks to Atiku Abubakar and his greed.

TradingGod:
ZeroBrainz


Is covid19 real?

True or false?

Go and ask your stupid pastor in the church that silly question. Geddifvck away from me, you religious clown!

arinzos:
When the family is not ready.
There are some things that should be in place before burial.

And two months are not enough to put things in place for a burial?

Do you want to build an airport for the dead body? All these flamboyant burial traditions we have down South are just tantamount to wastage of scarce resources. Is it that the corpses buried in 24 hours in the North don't rest in peace?

If I someday get involved in politics and attain a significant position at the state or federal level, I'll put an outright ban on the burial traditions down South. It's stupid and unnecessary.

IamAtikulate:
What they did is not noble.

Supporting Nigeria all the way to impose sanction on Niger. And then opening their borders to Niger, knowing that the move will hurt Nigeria is not what friends do to each other.

I won't have cared if they had stayed neutral.

If Benin had not opened their borders to Niger, there's no way Niger would have exited ECOWAS, because they need those ECOWAS ports to run their economy.

If Tinubu gets sense, he should be in Nigeria by now, pulling all diplomatic strings to force Benin to abide by the ECOWAS resolution they were part of.

Did Benin Republic send Tinubu to impose sanctions on Niger Republic? Tinubu saw the need to flex muscles and interfere in the internal affairs of a sovereign nation and Benin's support was only a matter of "communal necessity" being a member of Ecowas. Nothing prevents Benin from deciding to do business with Niger republic.

Who cares for nobility when all nations are fighting to stay afloat in the face of global economic struggles?! Even the US, the so-called ultimate seat of democracy is currently still doing business with Niger republic, have you gone to accuse them of treachery?

Tinubu is foolish and this is what you get when you have a leader who talks or acts before reasoning.

MadamExcellency:
Registration for Burial is N1500. I can't do that. I will sponsor and lead a civil disobedience to get that out of the bill.

Half of the Anambrians are not living in the State let alone know your laws. If the father dies in Lagos or Abia State then Anambra State will force the children to bury him according to their time frame? Raa nsi ebe ahu.

But what's the essence of keeping a corpse in the mortuary for months, to begin with?

This Soludo's administration is proving to be the most useless in the South East, alongside that of Mbah of Enugu.

Always majoring in the minor.

Oga go and sleep!

Even this one with his useless 5G and covid19 analogy wants to come and talk nonsense.

No be una fault! It's the useless Nigerian masses and their gullibility towards all things religion that are giving you all the unnecessary relevance.

IamAtikulate:
Yes.

They are traitors. You don't stand with Nigeria and ECOWAS in the morning and then sneak in to the enemies at night to negotiate agreements you are fully aware will hurt the person you stood with in the morning.

You're not a serious fellow.

They are traitors for doing what's in the best interest of their own country? Benin should focus on playing silly petty politics and losing 5billion dollars worth of trade that is a massive plus for their economy?

It is this same mentality you're carrying that is reflecting on the way our useless leaders are mismanaging this country. Since your country's president has decided to be foolish in his approach towards our neighbouring countries, don't expect other countries to reason likewise.

Treachery my black flat butt!

Where's the picture of the useless thing?

That's how they launched Omeife, the so-called first AI humanoid in Nigeria, to much fanfare and hullabaloo in Abuja, only to return the funny looking robot to the cupboard in the laboratory afterwards.

Country wey no dey ever serious!

Ibime:
Recovered from what? Your lame "I'll fück your brain" disses?

I control my time boy, not you. I'll be back in 6 hours, 24 hours, 48 hours or one week as I see fit. Go and charge your fan boy. I'm got more money to make today than you will see in the next 3 months, and I will come back to you whenever I wish.

"I'm got more money to make today than you will see in the next 3 months".

😂😂.

Ibime, people who make decent money don't waltz around proclaiming it. With your disjointed grammar, you're just another average income earner who feels the need to over-compensate with the loud noises. With every comment, you just solidify the fact that your low self-esteem is only molly-coddled with all of this sassy and unnecessary bragging.

You're a weak man. A very effeminate cock-svcker! And any keen observer can put two and two together with ease. At this moment, I only feel sad for the poor lady who's unfortunate enough to be in your life. Na men like you dey count maggi for kitchen.

Ibime:
After all this ranting, you will still be you. and I will still be me. If our positions were swapped. I will go and join my ancestors than live your sufferable existence. Charge your fan my boy, before NEPA take light

What's good, bitch😎?

Glad to see you finally recovered from your first round of pummelling. Do let me know when you feel up for a second. I'll gladly oblige. No fears, fool! I'll go easy this time.

King Jimmy D' Gambler!

Jackson105:
Keep fooling yourself, and you think it affects Tinubu one beat? Una go get sense eventually

Who's this one? Abeg abeg, move one side! Go and look for your nairaland equals to feel among with, my friend!

E bin pa wa o..😭😂!

NEIGHBOUR:
Imagine if your Lilly livered principal should be in power at this moment?

I already imagined it and the images in my head are glorious😊.

Now if you have the slightest capacity to use your filthy sponge brain for any sort of reasoning except tribal extremism, try imagining it as well.

Adamux:
You are the illiterate here. If truly you went to school, your parents need a refund.

Our cows grazing in swamps are better cultured than you. They do not misbehave as you are doing on social media.

Like I said earlier, you are a filthy swine. Pigs like you deserved to be stoned to death.

Come and stone me😂. Or are your hands broken? Stupid terrorist.

Lol.

You want to use 3 days to end an age-long tradition that has existed for generations even before you were born?

I've always maintained that this Ujunwa will easily be Tinubu's worst minister! Come to think of it, why is there no Ministry Of Men Affairs?

FxMasterz:
Olukoya is not TB Joshua. Nothing, absolutely nothing is going on behind any scene.

Seeing how you're all-knowing na, abi?

Basic123:
And TINUBU is not living rent-free in your stupid Nnamdi kanu urine filled skull!


oloriburuku people dont want peter obi named mentioned
Awon weere

We verified your stupidity when you voted Tinubu despite your existential misery. But don't you think it's wise you pretend to be a bit more reasonable when you're around humans who are putting proper words to issues?

Don't let your stupidity prevent you from remembering who your unfortunate President is. Hold him to account for your inability to feed properly.

Leave Peter Obi alone! He's not your problem. The brown-toothed Iragbiji thief, is!

frankson1:
So the North and South East are the regions trying to bring down the economy of the nation

You're at liberty to opine whatever nonsense that sits properly in your filthy stomach. I have no business communing with you.

Adamux:
I can't blame you because it is obvious your father did not train you well. You filthy pig.

I should have no business trading words with a Northerner whose living conditions are equal to that of cows grazing in swamps.

Take your illiterate existence away from civilization. When we need sub-humans to mend our ruined shoes, I'll be sure to beckon on you.

Filthy animal!

Adamux:
Leave Islam and muslims out of your rotten mouth you senseless piece of shit.

Attack your fellow Christains and stick to your lane.

Shut the fvck up, you barbaric adherent of a stupid religion of piss and shyte!

Kadejo:
That's not the question, the question is who owns the explosive device?

He says he neither owns the building nor the explosive substances. Let the relevant authorities do their due diligence to unmask the actual offender in this case.

Motherfucker who lost his handy-man job to the Covid-19 pandemic in 2020, then decided to make a hustle off fantasy football betting, be coming here to brow-beat and talk down on others as if na nairalanders cause your misery.

Idiot! E be like your papa no give you better advice as you dey grow! I go help am give you re-orientation😂. Jimmy-De-Gambler!

NwaliE01:
I know people like you so well. When we see someone that cannot write a decent 50 words without an insult, we know who they are. You need a proper home training.

You're actually right for once. I lack home training😂. Avoid me, cause it won't end well for you. Come touch my neck, I no well. Make e no be like say I no tell you.

Ibime my bitch..😎!

I'll fvck your sour brains to stupor in this thread. You better not fold. Don't do single-worded responses. Come at me bro, like you had the audacity to come at me tonight! I'll so punish your brain cells to the point you'll spend that money you claim to have in abundance on endless therapy sessions.

As e be you like say you don craze so, I go show you say na craze retirement I been dey, after I retire gay Sarki from nairaland, wey make me just dey read comments all this while.

"I-bi-me-like-say-I-be-idiot" should be the proper rendition of your name.

Miserable sports gambler wey dey form philanthropist..😂!

Throwback:
Spoken like a true bigot.

I guess it's true when they say real recognises real..😎!

NwaliE01:
What you called "TB Joshua episode" actually grew the membership of the church. Every right thinking person knew that it was all lies.
We are waiting for the day of "expose"
It's growing and increasing people's faith.
We need more of it abeg..
I can give the name of the church I attend, so that they can do an expose for us ie free advert.

I don't know why you feel this nonsense you wrote is supposed to be my concern. When you're done doing the unsolicited duty of taking weekly attendance for SCOAN, find a dark corner of the room and sit your miserable ass so I can properly see the humans with decent brains in their heads.

Oboto700:
oga shut up if you won't tell us about ur experience with him.is not everybody u joke with in this world not to talk of e Man of fire like olukoya

Go and tell your thieving pastor to shut up! Unfortunate bastard!

arantess:
So why are your people shouting "Ebin pawa oo" if tinubu has solved their problems?
Pull out your head from arse...

E bin pa wa o..😂😭!!

Throwback:
All these rantings just for the Igbo man to take his place beneath the Fulani in Aso Rock.

Would that be the same way the Yorubas have eternally played second fiddle to the Fulanis since the days of Awolowo who's shame made him commit suicide with rat poison?

I mean, isn't that the same servitude for which Ilorin is now an Islamic caliphate while Ekiti and Oyo are gradually being overrun by fulani foot soldiers?

Instead of buckling up to wrestle for the soul of your ronu legacy from the clutches of Uthman Dan Fodio's dirty descendants, you're here cowering under tribal bants and making Peter Obi and the Igbos your headache.

You're indeed a fool who'll never escape the doldrums of his own foolishness! Tinubu is failing and your South West is collapsing into Fulani conquest regions. Be here taking pride in being a useless bastard!

Throwback:
You mean virtually all Igbos voted the Igbo candidate out of love for Nigeria, but some Yorubas voted a Yoruba due to repulsive tribal inclinations?

I reckon Peter Obi is incompetent for advocating the same subsidy removal and free market trading of currencies that you are now lamenting about and still claiming it delights you?

How many children have been sold by poors families in your village to your delight?

It is for this same wickedness that you sons of Nzeribe will always meet failure in national politics.

Peter Obi is living rent-free in your stupid ronu skull!

And it is the same idiocy you put into voting a cranky old, brown-toothed and incompetent failure, that's making you live with the delusion that every other Nigerian who puts up criticism and defiance to the governance style of your Iragbiji relic, is of Igbo descent.

It will take light years for the entirety of your miserable fellow tribalists to understand that there are over 300 ethnic groups and over 525 languages in Nigeria. But as per the dense puppet you are, you have been programmed to die believing that everyone is Igbo who says your government is a failure.

Thank god for Obasanjo who gave us internet for you to spew stupidity with reckless abandon and a weekly morsel of 200mb data.

Cow!