₦airaland Forum

When I said their governor is a clown who has so far failed to deliver good governance to the people, some never-do-wells here came at me with bile and plenty venom, including that garfield of a fellow.

They should sit down and keep lamenting until they'll all be slaughtered and their children displaced to camps in other states. Very weak people that cannot pick up arms and defend themselves.

This is commendable, if true. All hands must be on deck to rescue nigerians from the doldrums of decay.

Lol.

Lol.
Y'all should keep clowning.

joemag:
I think with proper usage of words such a scenario can be avoided. The man to the best of the knowledge of an average Benue indigene is trying. Father is for the people and is delivering so far.

Solely your opinion and remains valid. Doesn’t however translate into the general consensus.

Toktee:
Answer the question, coward.

Hyacinth is a clown. Cry some more. Ill-fed reprobate.

Toktee:
You can safely go Hangg yourself. You will never be like that clown. Who even know u in ur linage?

Even this air-headed reprobate is having words where humans are conversing. You'll never understand the dynamism of individual lives because like your shorthand method of writing, your reasoning is so badly disjointed into believing relevance is only gotten in political spheres.

Pained bastard!

garfield1:
Odemo,use the right words.congrarulate him and move on

Get out!

No be you go tell me wetin to talk. Is like you want to be unfortunate this afternoon!

garfield1:
How is he a clown or you lack what to say

Young man, give your opinion on the subject matter and refrain from quoting me. What words I decide to use should be of no absolute concern to you.

Now the clown can focus on governance. Hopefully, he'll deliver proper democratic dividends to Benue state indigenes.

Golan007:
You do know the guy did not lampoon those that drink?
He simply said, even drink is not of any attraction to him.

"...you cannot catch any of us doing shits, not even alcohol that seems normal to the society..."

Yet the same tax that accrues from the alcohol people like us buy and consume, is shared amongst all the states by the federal government, which contributes to societal development. Na we come be the mad and poorly raised children na, abi?

Alcohol is shit but your respective state governments gather cap in hand to collect their share of the taxes that comes from it. Una too dey form nonsense for this nairaland. Even those who have very streamlined mentalities feel they can wield opinions on issues of general concern.

Golan007:
Who asked or questioned his taste for alcohol at the beginning?

Nobody. He simply reacted to a twisted perception someone else had about people who drink. I could easily have reacted same because that first comment was demeaning to an extent.

Then you took it upon yourself to be the Justice Inyang Okoro of nairaland moral court as if y'all don't have bad habits in your closets. Make una dey calm down!

OP, you failed fo bring the complete substance of this story from twitter. Now the commentators here are already bashing the woman in question out of misinformation.

Have you bothered to tell them that this story resulted in a fierce twitter battle between Feminists and Patriarchs? As we speak the woman in question has been gifted over 2 million naira by Nigerian men, all in appreciation for her commitment to her marriage and love for her husband.

Una can twist stories for this nairaland sha! No wonder Seun dey chop ban anyhow.

Irupetepete:
as in, the highest I can take is that sweet origin or smirnoff and it has to be in my room with fish barbecue...
My patent really did a good job

Everybody be giving different colouration to the narrative just to sound upright.

You who supposedly drinks in your bedroom and the nigga who drinks in a bar, all no be alcohol? Be yapping nonsense!

I drink in my house yen yen, before na for church you for drink? E ni kure!

diaspoAFRICANS:
He is not your parents, so stop trying to blame for your alcohol addition.

You people should rest. You Africans have the repulsive habit of judging others as if yours happens to be the replica of perfection.

If he's addicted to alcohol, has he come to cry to you for help or asked you to fund his addiction? Just be vomiting garbage in the name of opinions.

AyoII:
Keep going in Circles when am not Post Malone. Like I have been hammering since, flares and the likes whether it's from a missiles, fighter jets, drones, or a missiles itself is a form of Countermeasures and nothing new about it.
... DONE...

Stop arguing nonsense. Missiles don't emit flares until now. There's never been an instant. Learn to admit when you've made a mistake instead of grandstanding in folly.

Mynd44:
Lets start with this.

The most equipped forensic lab in west Africa was built by Lagos state government. During the chaos of the I'll advised EndSARS riots/protests with this same Omolola Pero took part in, that lab was burnt.

What this has caused is that the autopsy has to ne done abroad with money the government have to source for and it will take time.

It is time we understand that our actions have consequencies

Lol.

I only pity the nigerians who read nonsensical opinions like this and swallow them in totality. That you somehow found a way to bring the EndSars angle of argument into this discourse doesn't measure up to the ridiculous insinuation that the country possesses only one autopsy laboratory that's well-equipped for cases such as this.

There are a lot of hospital facilities in Nigeria, both public and private with coroner departments decently equipped enough for death inquests. Didn't the recent graceland school incident warrant an autopsy that provided swift results in the same Lagos? Where did you hear this asinine logic about autopsies being done abroad? Even the Police itself didn't come up with this kind of provocative explanation. But somehow, one Tunde on nairaland just had to offend our sensibilities with garbage analysis.

Oga, better behave yourself!

Surface2AirToto:
Please guys, between durex and kiss, which one is the best in terms of durability and better sensation?

Just kiss her passionately and you'll be durable even under duress.

SoNature:
I just wasted my time reading this text. In writing, it's called fluff! No wonder it didn't come from a recognised media house.

How much goes to capital and how much goes to recurrent?

How does he intend to raise that whopping sum?

You're a sound fellow.

Ghostagain:
And this guy wonders why I said his likes were the most disrespectful people on earth 😂
It didn't take too long. Dude, just factor this your own behaviour into your statistical grids.

Also be careful, you are going to die of high blood pressure if you keep this behaviour of yours. Keep fighting for real life (preferably in the ring), not on social media where anybody can be an e-jackie-chan. Take care Mr grammarian ninja 😂

You're a grade-A idiot!

You sought to make a point and your first message in that bid was riddled with invectives, slurs and morbid disrespect towards my fellow countrymen, then in your fat-filled cranium and opioid clouded delusions, I was supposed to respond with platitudes, encomiums and respect? God punish you, you retarded animal!

Whether online or otherwise, I'll beat the living daylight out of your stupid face. Nigeria and Nigerians may be going through a rough patch, but nothing gives you the audacity to rub us in the mud, whoever you think you are, and then cringe when you get a commensurate response. I hardly comment here, but I will not put up with unwarranted attacks borne of sentiments and the need to peddle falsehood.

Again, god punish you and everything you represent! Nigerians are strong, wonderful, compassionate, hardworking and resilient people. One only has to be as envious and unfortunate as you are, to think otherwise.

Dan Ubanka!

Ghostagain:
Mr grammarian, I don't have time for you.
I suggest you actually try to learn a technical or scientific skill rather than focusing on pushing words and dedicating your life to talking to me.

Shut up, you clown!

You started with the grammar by pushing an agenda that seeks to demonise your fellow countrymen. Now I respond and you're still the witch crying wolf behind the moon. Oga, put your facts and numbers out here for the nairaland world to see and confirm how Nigerians are the most disrespectful and abusive people in the world, is all I am asking. Stop shifting the goalpost like cowards do. And my life and what I do with it, is of no consequence to this discourse.

Prove me wrong! Put out your evidence. Don't be unfortunate!

Ghostagain:
30 years ago, Nigerians were renowned for their respect, while nowadays they are the most abusive and disrespectful people on the planet. I've been on many social media before, nothing beats nairaland in terms of disrespect and insults. And nobody beats Nigerians in the show of shame and shamelessness. Some call themselves "sophisticated" but show nothing but barbarity and education-phobia.

This is ignorance or overzealousness speaking. How many social media platforms and internet fora have you been on? Nigerians are the most abusive and disrespectful? Where is your collated factual data to back up this insipid claim? The world has gone past the era where clowns sell garbage analysis with sweet words. Put out your facts and numbers and I'll personally make it a duty to counter you with verifiable evidence to the last dot. Just be typing nonsense in public in a bid to sound woke.

BabaO2:
That referee is a criminal. how that challenge on maatsen was not a strong and potentially harmful tackle?

There was absolutely nothing wrong with that tackle. The referee would have to be an incompetent idiot beyond Tinubu's measure to blow that for a foul.

Jackson na absolute waste.

I miss my Ben Ayade. By now he'd have bamboozled this list with his budget of "Quabalystic Densification" or "Olympotic meristemasis".

Very stupid idiot!

rilChilz:
That HT score got me like... .
Na my eye dey pain me LiveScore??
I nearly komot from insyd club where I dey wear boot make I go enter film hall.
Rasmus Hojlund!!!
Aswr I shout insyd club house, even hypeman do dorime say him ticket done enter.

You're lying but continue. We like it.

SensualMan:
So JAG'BAN think he can use wike to reduce the power and might of we Northerners?

Is that Tinubu's plan?
To weaken us in North? After the massive votes we gave him?
He sent military to wipe us out and we thought it was a joke.
He relieved Northerners of their right to head the FCT ministry?
So Tinubu has decided to fight his Chi in the North.

No problem! We shall see.

Cc:
@MBuhari
@nasirElrufai
@sheikhGumi
@MomanDaura
@SanusiLsanusi
@EmirOfDaura

Who be this craze man?

Lol.
It's how the APC supporters are suffering the biting state of the economy and still abusing Peter Obi, that gets me..😂.

How can humans be that irredeemably stupid abeg?! God forbid bad things!

adeoyekay:
Why do you hate Christmas?

I detest the idea of everyone pretending to love themselves for a day in an entire year when we fight and bicker for the rest of the days.

I hate the red and white colours everywhere. I hate the stomach churning sounds of christmas carols. I hate the smell of random rice recipes..

.

I hate christmas.

rayopt:
Fr bro. You sound harsh but it is the truth. If you spend so much time online, knowing these things should not be difficult. But it is wat it is anyway.

Imagine being a citizen who sources his income means without the help of government and coming here to ask where to pay tax. Na oversabi be that one or just basic foolishness?!

For a freelancer, you sound like too much of a proper dunce.

For you not to know that almost every item you buy in the nigerian markets is properly taxed and you pay all of it, leaves questions as to how you attained the standard of being referred to as a freelancer..