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Lol, I had to borrow money and buy the softcopy this night. Looking for how to recoup. Anyone interested, I'll resell for 1/3rd the amount I bought it

Hello everyone,

Please who can help me with free past questions for Unilag's Msc Cell and Molecular Biology? Please I need it urgently. I have entrance exam in 3 days and I do not have a dime to buy the past question.

Someone with a copy of the past question should please help me!!!

Who knows when the result will be out?

akinsmail51:
Your comment really show the stuff you are made of. He who finds it so hard to learn the basic English grammar will surely find it much more difficult to comprehend the basics of Islam.

Please enlighten us about the basics if Islam. Tell us where it is written those who apostacized be killed.

Mtcheew.

Islam is being ostracized enough these days. Please keep your extremist view to yourself

This guy just get as e be... Which kain weakness be this?

1st - Source
2nd - OP, this your post without punctuation marks get as e be

Benin and pockets of violence...

Yes he was

VillagePipu:
Wait, who taught him how to say the 2 units of prayer?
He knew those prayers before going to steal.

That means he was a muslim before going to steal.

Beautiful

NwaAmaikpe:



My uncle broke up with his wife after 40 years of marriage.
That taught me that,
It is not over till it is over.

After all, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman divorced after 30 years of marriage while Jerry and Patti Lewis's own packed up after 36 years.

Joke and Olu, continue suffering and smiling just to be called role models.
Unfortunately you two are not. We still remember the days of brother Hero.

Hey! Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman are still together. No use your bad mouth spoil good thing

I have a female friend who is exactly in same situation as this. She is Pentecostal while her fiance is catholic, and she stood best ground that she will never marry into catholic while the fiance's mother refused to bless their relationship due to the girl's refusal to adopt Catholicism.

My question to her was, is getting married to him and accepting Catholicism mutually exclusive or independent?

OP, that is the same question you should ask her. When you get the answer, you'll know what to do

Anigreat:





We know that idiotic Buhari is a blatant liar.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb7Z_7AiGr8



Watch and see the wickedness of useless Nigerian army! #crying

This youtube video is sad!!! Why are we like this!!!!

Based on the thread https://www.nairaland.com/4517586/emulate-chioma-davido-advises-nigerian this was said

Me09050:
According to Davido "According to my lyrics in from one of my tracks titled IF it reveals my worth of 30 billion and I bought a porch car for Chioma my assurance worth 45 million which is 15% of my worth she never asked for 15 billion unlike Nigerian girls that you know your boyfriend is worth 20k but you are still asking for 10k which is 50% of his worth please try and change these attitudes if you want to enjoy your relationship."

Source :http://www.fulldailyupdates.com.ng/2018/05/davido-send-messages-to-nigerian-ladies.html?m=1

Davido bought a car worth 15% of his worth for his girl! That's Big Boy Dope

As a non-career mathematician, I decided to mathematically calculate Davido's worth based on worth of Chioma's car. Follow me

Davido's worth = X
Chioma's Porsche = 15% of X

If 15% X = 45,000,000
Therefore 15X/100 = 45,000,000/1

Using cross multiplication,

15X x 1 = 45,000,000 x 100

15X = 4,500,000,000

X = 4,500,000,000/15

X = 300,000,000

Therefore, based on Davido's statement, he is worth 300 million naira and not 30 billion naira.

No be me talk am o. Na Davido use him mouth talk am.

This is a rejoinder to this topic that made FP earlier today

https://www.nairaland.com/4459289/strike-johesu-selfish-dont-know

'The Author' = the writer of the piece of the link above

The author started with masked dishonesty, the bolded shows that. You are most probably in school aspiring to be a doctor. So it is spirit de corps. That is how most of JOHESU antagonists do. Very dishonest bunch of people. Say you are a student doctor, no need to put tongue in cheek. After all, your teachers are at the crux of what JOHESU is fighting against.

OgaInnocent:
Before I continue, I thought it worthwhile to introduce myself, so that you take cognizance of my biases, if any. I am NOT a medical doctor, at least for now, thus, suffer not yourself in trying to tag this as "espirit des corps" game.

Firstly, I agree with the first main point. Doctors are grossly underpaid in Nigeria. Likewise other health workers. This is why over 70% seek greener pastures outside Nigeria. Another startling issue is the fact that reports keep coming on Nigerian public hospitals being understaffed. Yet, there are unemployed doctors and other health workers roaming the streets of Nigeria. Yes, unemployed medical doctors, while most are underemployed struggling to make headway for themselves.

ON HOSPITAL HIERARCHY

This point is where the author continued from the hypocrisy he started at the beginning of his article. I don’t know what our Nigerian doctors know that the medical doctors of advanced countries like US, UK, Canada etc don’t know because there are consultants in other health fields apart of medicine in those countries. Please check the links below.
Consultant Pharmacists in UK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consultant_pharmacist
Consultant Physiotherapists in UK http://www.csp.org.uk/frontline/article/view-top
NO HEALTH WORKER (MEDICAL LAB SCIENTIST, NURSE, PHARMACIST, e.t.c) IS COMPETING WITH DOCTORS IN NIGERIA. This is what they say to other Nigerians to seek sympathy. Healthcare service is a team work of several specialists, but the doctors want ONLY THEM to reach pinnacle in the health sector. THERE ARE SPECIALISTS IN EVERY FIELD. Agriculture, Engineering etc. But in the Nigerian Medical sector, the doctors want only for themselves the consultancy level. Being a consultant pharmacist doesn’t translate into competing with a consultant medical doctor about who directs the patient management. The consultant pharmacist will only come in when his expertise is needed. Just like many different consultant medical doctors come in to manage one patient. A diabetic patient who is primarily an endocrinologist patient may be seen by a nephrologist, chemical pathologist, podiatrist, ophthalmologist etc. There fact that there are other health consultants does not preclude consultant medical doctors from being the head or coordinator of patient management. You can never hear any other health professional about coordinating patient management. We simply want to contribute our expertise at the highest level we can.

About who heads the hospital, this is a point where other health professionals differ from medical doctors. Medical doctors will let down tools and cry to heaven if any other health professional is made to head any health agency, parastatal, ministry or hospitals. They claim only them must head because they are the superiors in the health sector. Just like any other institution or organization, the best persons to lead the health institutions are persons with good management skills, be it a medical doctor or a social worker. Most health institutions in Europe, US and Canada choose their heads based on sound management skills, and not on the degree background. Most of these heads are not even medical professionals. And when they are, they’re not exclusively doctors. Please see below examples.

A big UK Hospital’s CEO is a Nurse http://www.chelwest.nhs.uk/about-us/organisation/board-of-directors

Most Hospital CEO’s in US have no educational background in health https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2015/08/60-of-the-ceos-of-americas-great-health-systems-have-no-educational-background-in-health-care.html

In Nigeria, only they must head any health institution o. We’re protesting the sole headship of health institutions by medical doctors because they have contributed to the rot in the health sector, and also marginalized other health professionals. For no reason at all, many teaching hospitals have employed medical doctors’ year-in-year-out while placing other health professionals on locum contracts.


Nurse vs Nurse Dichotomy

The claim by the author shows he is very ignorant about the issue. BNsc. holders and RN holders are paid the same in gov’t hospitals. It is the lies that get me most. No nurse is asking for doctor’s salary. NMA negotiated a better salary with FG and it was implemented. Other Health professionals did not object, even supported because we know everyone is underpaid. Now, other Health professionals under the aegis of JOHESU negotiated with FG but the MoH, headed by medical doctors, refused to implement it. NMA kicked against it with lies like the one the author said about nurses. Why should it be so? Why can’t NMA face their own negotiations and leave other health professionals with theirs?

Medical Laboratory Scientist vs Medical Laboratory Technology

The author is so ignorant on things he wrote that I fear the type of medical doctor he will become. How can you write on what you know nothing about? Firstly, Medical Laboratory Technologist are not HND holders. There is no such course in the polytechnics. MLT is offered in School of Health Technology and they graduate with diploma. Secondly, they are assistants to Medical Laboratory Scientists, so yes MLS is superior to MLT. Thirdly, No MLS wants equality with doctors. Their job is already a handful. They only want their own rights taken away by medical doctors.

Medical Lab Scientist vs Microbiologist

At this point, I now see the author’s source of anger against Med Lab Scientists and JOHESU at large. Sorry, but that’s the law of the Federal Republic of Nigeria made for the safety of Nigerians. No one must operate a medical laboratory unless you’re a medical laboratory scientist trained in a university for five years, then undergone a compulsory one year internship in a tertiary institution before going for NYSC. How can you read microbiology and expect to work in the medical laboratory? This type of ignorance has been with you for a long time. It is what led you to write that piece full of half-truths and falsehood.

Again I will like to educate the author, doctors only make presumptive diagnosis. Not diagnosis. Full diagnosis is only made when you get your laboratory results. Please don’t go and write this “That you can see bacteria in urine in the lab does not make you diagnose a patient of infection. A doctor makes 95% of the diagnosis from history and physical examination, just right in the consultation room” in your exam because you will fail o. Over 70% of medical data is generated in the lab. Everyone knows this.

The WAY OUT
Let no health profession subjugate any other profession. Every health profession is distinct and as such, should be allowed to be so. I agree with the author that everyone should have a rethink, and be human. And like the author said, everyone needs salary increase, starting from teachers to doctors to JOHESU. The problem is getting it right at the electoral polls, and using best standards in choosing the headship of any health institution.

Na so una go take fail job interview

tobillionaire:
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES and GUYS ON CAMPUS.
↓
*GIRLS*
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will
pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure
to have you. I will be expecting you sweetie.
↓
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
↓
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. If not for dat lipstick I need she no fit see my leg for that her small house
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drink with my money again, she must be joking.
↓
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
↓
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunking father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You be big fool ooo lol. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer ..
Francis: Idiot like U. Na beer go kill you, anyhow Later na!
↓
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
↓
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Let me buy his beer now before yabbs kill me.
Francis: better person, John is just a reliable. Make I carry beer money go, he might be broke sef.
LESSON:
Girls are always nice to each other but they never really like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.

annnikky:
So is shekau one of the people they'll wlcm in Paradise?

According to the Qur'an, Shekau has carried out grave offences against Allah and humanity, and he shows no sign of repenting. If he repents sincerely and submits to Nigeria to be tried for his crimes, Qur'an says Allah's mercy is greater and surpasses the sins of humans no matter how grave. So he may receive mercy if Allah wills. If Shekau doesn't repent till he dies, judgement is with Allah but according to the Qur'an, his abode will not be paradise.

This is not the 1800's. Fulani can't colonize in this era. This will come to an end very very soon

The boy is enjoying the trip on his own terms

Because Cee-C has refused to entertain your perverse eyes by getting f***ed in the house, y'all trying to bring her down by saying lies and fallacies. Kolewerk

OP, you're very selfish. How can you be both OP and FTC. This is corruption. You're prolly one of the reasons 9ja is the way it is

That's all I have to say about this post

Modified: Chinonso Onwugbuchlam. After stealing church money and finding it insufficient, he turned to his brothers doing same profession in a different industry for extra hustles. Quite ingenuous

The only sensible member of Buhari's gov't

Yes, error of genotype do happen. But it's not medical doctors that do genotype tests or any test generally, it's the medical laboratory scientists.

Error of genotype results can only happen if the lab that did it is either a substandard or mushroom lab manned by quacks (e.g. SLT holders, microbiology holders or biochemistry holders) or the medical laboratory scientist does not implement quality assurance in his/her lab.

Error of genotype result is UNFORGIVABLE. It brings untold hardship to innocent families. Any lab that issues such result must be sued. Quackery is criminal especially medical quackery. Any bonafide medical lab without quality assurance mechanism instituted does not deserve to exist and a medical laboratory scientist that issues wrong tests result is at risk of going to jail and having his/her licence revoked.

OP, visit quality labs for your genotype test. Labs like Pathcare and BodyAffairs if in Abuja or Pathcare, ClinaLancet, Afriglobal, Mecure, Arrive Alive, Clinix, Union etc if in Lagos. Specifically ask for HPLC genotype test. The price is higher, mostly between 5-7k but there is no possibility of error in that type of genotype test. It's like a confirmatory genotype test.

PLEASE, we must all report any medical lab or hospital that issues wrong test result to the authorities in charge (HEFAMAA in Lagos, FCDA in Abuja or MLSCN generally). Those labs can kill. You will not only be getting justice for wrong done to you but you will be saving lives by doing so.

Whoever is destined to be damned will be damned no matter how his friends try to save him because he will keep walking in the line of damnation.

So is the story of the NHIS boss who buhari is trying to save

ContentedK:
the shithole is way beyond miserable that's why it's not on the list,calling the shithole is still a big ups to it...

Stop calling your motherland s**thole again.

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Report released by Bloomberg shows Nigeria is not on the list of world most miserable economies despite just exiting recession few months ago.

Read full article following this link
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-02-14/most-miserable-economies-of-2018-stay-haunted-by-inflation-beast

Bitterleafsoup:
In USA you have to open a Coogan account to work with big studios like disney. Now 15% of her earnings will go there and collect interest until she is 18.

So automatically, part of her money is being saved for her! US make sense. No be like the ****** here.