₦airaland Forum

Military strategies from a pastor. Ok now.

cococandy:
Aye aye.

Lol....You know what? That is what I'll be calling you from now on. Honorable Minister. Mrs Foodo does not do you true justice.

cococandy:
omo I'm very happy.

Maybe I'm really Mrs foodo as Bollinger calls me.
You need to see how this peppersoup made me happy because I've been searching for the right spice for a while.

Gaddemmit!! That peppersoup looks too sumptuous for words. For God's sake, wich kain tin be dis na? You wan ki persin wit long troat, ehn? Shame i can't cook anything till next month. Anyway, it's official. All in favor of nominating cococandy for minister for food and agriculture, say "aye".

liberty300:
Mehn, I just saw that video.he broke the bottle and just stabbed the in front of everybody...nobody tried to even stop them

They usually don't get involved in things that don't concern them. Which is why jungle justice does not exist over there. They are not trained in law enforcement and they let the police do their jobs. Imagine what could have happened if someone had interfered? Probably more dead bodies. Either way, the culprits will be caught in a week anyway.

Trapnews:
Guy! stay away from married women

You don't have to tell me twice. I have mine to worry about. just trying to help her. E get dis fairy tale belief about marriage.

Trapnews:

I only ask because you sound like either you are not or you are a newly wed.

blessedfavoured:
And what does losing libido earlier have to do with anything? I think there's even viagra for women anyway so...

P.S. Men's sex drive start to drop much earlier than the age of 70.

how long have you been married?

blessedfavoured:
If we have a job, we can afford home cleaning services a few times a week, and clean as you go the other days. yes? Cooking can be done on saturdays.
And I can 'ship' the kids off to their grandparents'.

More than enough time to rape the hozband

Ok ooooo. Remember today when the time comes. Remember this also; Men and our libido can last till we are in our 70's. Women on the other hand, start losing their much much earlier. But, that being said, i wish you the best.

midehi2:
me addicted, never can say no

Lol. . .

midehi2:
yes

Lol. . .you say that now until you have kids, a job and are expected to cook and clean. I know what you'll say next. You are going to say "well, my husband and i will share the responsibilities". Yeah right. Men pick and choose when to help out. No matter how much we love our spouse. It's just how we are built.

It is not a must. But it is highly advisable to do so.

all4naija:
I think they are sold not married. Marriage is supposed to be unconditionally agreed on without any form of entitlement for monetary value place on anybody as you would do with goods or commodities. Please...

Lol. . .well said bro, well said.

obum88:
Good for you. Does it mean Igbo girls are not getting married?

They are/do.

newspostng:
then you should leave them, let them marry themselves.....why marrying from demanding state when yorubas will give you there lovely educated daughters for free and also support your marriage financially

I married a yoruba woman. I paid a $500 bride price as demanded. On our wedding day the father handed me an envelope and when i opened it, i was surprised to see the money i paid as bride price. I thought i had offended someone or something. When i asked him he said, "we don't sell our children". Apparently, they ask for it as per tradition, and give it back on your wedding day. We've been married 15 years and counting.

newspostng:
then you should leave them, let them marry themselves.....why marrying from demanding state when yorubas will give you there lovely educatd daughters for fre and also support your marriage fiancially

Abi ooooo.

safarigirl:
The North has the highest rate of divorce in Nigeria, followed by the west before the East, even my Northern lecturer said this.

Why don't you all go ask Easterners how they manage to sustain their marriages rather than mock the pre-marriage process. What happens before the marriage means little compared to what happens during the marriage

Ignorance is bliss.

2odd:
To all Lagos Residents and it suburb , traffic jam (go slow, hold up) is part of everyday life . you have to plan ur day in accordance with it . Many have been wondering what's are the major causes of these GRIDLOCKS and during these festive period it will surely be elevated
Here are my major causes
1. location of businesses : Many major companies are located in Lagos and it environ . thereby there's huge influx of people trying to get to their work places from their abodes early in the morning and and vice versa in the evening .Those that works in the island , or stays in sango can attest to that.
2 . state of the roads: Most of the roads are in bad conditions and not properly manage . a very good example is at ile -epo along oshodi -sango road. that road is beyond spoilt .if rain should fall , you are in for it..
3. Church programs and Political activities : these two are kinda inter related. when churches like RCCG and Winners hold their annual conventions. the gridlock is extremely bad. when our politicians decides to pay Lagos a visit , the citizenry knows they are in for it.
4. lack of proper town planning: this is another issue ,several buildings , Churches , markets are located in awkward places .thereby resulting in traffic Gridlock
5. Attitudes of pedestrians : some of lagosians are hard heads . some will be crossing highways with impunity even if overhead bridges are available , oncoming vehicles will have to slow down thus causing gridlocks. a typical example can be found in Oshodi,where KAI is arresting offenders.but that's not deterring some people.
6.Roadside stores: some people hawks their wares on the highways and you will c drivers and passengers haggling over the prices of goods right in the middles of the road!.
7.Drivers attitudes: most of us have being in traffic jams and we kept wondering what is the cause only for us to c two motorist battling it out right in the middle of the road.sometimes we can c a woman in suit trying earnestly to eat some food. we may even witness two drivers trying to fit into the same space. a very good example occurred at lekki toll gate right in front of oriental hotel where two drivers got stuck will trying to pass through the gate at the same time!
8. location of law enforcement agents: This usually get me angry. you will c law enforcement agent lurking at the end of the road, portholes, curves to catch offenders. the most recent one I witnessed occurred along yaba road where a motorist was told to reverse back on the BRT lane with at least 20 vehicles behind him when they could have Stayed at beginning to avert it all.
Feel free to add yours
Cc:
Dominique

Back in the day, i used to work for this multi national company with the african regional headquaters located in Dubai. My "oga" who was Russian would come to Nigeria quaterly to inspect progress we had been making in his absence. It was my job to always do the presentations, driving him around stores in the west, and briefings with him on these occasions. What always confused me about him was the rant he always went into driving around Lagos especially. "how do you drive around without any demarcations on your roads?" he asked me one day while driving on third mainland. Of course i did not know any better and i was wondering what he was talking about. "i mean, how do cars not ram into one another without any guidance from street signs, functional traffic lights, and demarcations. You don't even know how to use a roundabout correctly. It's amazing". I was like what is he talking about? you drive into a roundabout and drive out. Simple. Apparently not. It was not until i left that phucking country that i began to understand all he was trying to pass on to me. Any car inside a roundabout has right of way and must exit or pass completely before another vehicle enters. That is why there are free flow of traffic and hardly any accidents in them in Europe and America. Even making a turn into streets there are rules that make everyone's lives so much easier and reduces traffic jams. At the end of the day, the Nigerian mentality needs an overhaul. After that, it needs total re education. Nigerians do things the way cowboys used to back in the day in the wild wild west. Shoot from the hip, ask questions later.

DahtzFestjayz:
Am talking to her curves and pose......

OK, good curves but she poses like a cripple.

DahtzFestjayz:
Beautiful Woman..........

You are freaking blind.

personal59:
Good
Buhari abeg pal with iran jare dem get technology and also uranium they are also an ally of Russia. Abeg no come home if u no make friend with them o



But I think some people on this forum are just not informed and the money spend on their education ought to b use to raise a fish pond at least it will b more profitable

So, how many fishes have you raised?

I have to say; they look absolutely awesome in bikini. Which is rare.

angelo82:
That write-up is clueless as most countries are facing serious economic crisis and they don't care much about immigrants...................You can't be illegal immigrant anymore especially in most European states as there are different ways to legalize yourself from short term permit to long term.............

Lol. . .If dem born you well come Germany or the U.S with that belief.

maximunimpact:
The Nigerian banking work environment has recently gained the attention of powers that be, people are beginning to ask questions about some actions and in-actions of top managements in commercial banks especially policies that has to do with welfare of its employees and unrealistic targets placed on them.

Well this article is not about “targets”, as that has to be a story for another day. This is about some of the practices that happens in the bank that you never knew exists. It is true that every organization out there have rules of engagement which employees must abide by and to the best of my knowledge this is standard practice.

But why would you be interested to know what happens in the bank behind the scene in the first place? Let’s say you gave your neighbor some good amount of money to keep, and all of a sudden your beloved neighbor started upgrading his kitchen aroma, and you notice some change in the standard of living, wouldn’t you get worried about your money? Yes you do want to know what happens behind the banking hall! We are talking about people whose custody our money lies.

In this piece am going to enumerate some of the practices both written and unwritten policies which guides bankers in the discharge of their duties. Anyway since our lawmakers are investigating bank managements, I will help them speed up the process for quicker result (pun intended).

The following are my personal experience over the years in the industry:

BANKERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OWN ACCOUNTS IN OTHER BANKS: Bank employees are not allowed to operate bank accounts in other commercial banks, this is to enable them know everything about your financial standing. If you previously own accounts before your appointment, it is expected that you declare them. But make sure you are not making false declaration or else the CCT will be your guest (pun intended).


http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2015/11/20/revealed-practices-nigerian-banks-will-shock/

Where is the pun there? You people just love using words you have no understanding of the meaning. Aside that, very informative write up.

Do you know what would happen if Nigerians switched places with people living in America or Europe? In a few months they'd be applying for visa to come back to Nigeria. What does this tell us? It tells us that the Nigerian mentally has a long way to go to catch up with the rest of the civilised world.

confamgist237:
As a popular blogger.. How many upcoming blogger she don help? Selfiesh omo ibo...


Kudos to great blogger... Mr jide of ogbongeblog..


Mr olu of olufamous.com


Stella of stelladikorkus.com


and so many blogger like dat that i can mention..

All this above blogger don help soo many

upcoming blogger.. I.e with dem article or

good advice on how to make money like dem
on blogging


But for linda to reply ur mail sef na wahala....

Na help make you de wait for. No go hustle your own.

Behira:
I like d gurl, she's really pretty but notin trips me abt d dude

Gay? Maybe?

jaykaylegend:
Just imagine it...

How would 105 soldiers miss??
Did they die or they did not see them at all??
Did you ask the fool that reported it for evidence that soldiers were indeed missing??
How many press statements do you want??
Even if you take a 100 school boys with dane guns to fight BH, they wouldn't miss not to talk of 100 heavily armed and trained soldiers....
One fool even came on NL to say that most of the missing soldiers are from the SE and SS regions...

Before you criticise someone, try to get your facts right and don't abuse the privilege OBJ gave to us by using it to display your utter stupidity

This guy has been sleeping even before the chibok girls went missing/kidnapped.

dre11:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/brothers-arrested-for-using-moms-car-to-rob/

Oh Nairalanders. When will you learn how to navigate the English language. It's not that hard na. The headline makes it look like the boys were were arrested for using their mom's car to rob. No. They were arrested for robbing not for using their mom's car. God help some people.

ify2016:
Cow too get freedom of movement nah. Na part of the constitution. But come o, those rearers go take their time o. Thank God it didn't claim any life.

I hope you know the real reason you are getting so many likes. Lol. . . . .

ify2016:
Good President. Hope previous rulers are seeing the handwork of a good leader. More are yet to come.

Na chief Zebrudaya born you? More are yet to come. Lol

winetapper:
Written by : Winetapper
Cc.Lalasticlala,Dominique

Avoid going out alone. Go out with at least two or more people.

Never leave a drink unattended. If you do, go buy another one.

Avoid dark alleys.

Avoid the company of questionable individuals. It is not a must to be "cool".

Lol.....Every friday before we start the weekend, we always receive a safety brief. It's always good because there is always one thing that you'll take note that might save you money or your life.