₦airaland Forum

Airforce1:
Nice one Mikel

Keep repping us well

Teach her how to eat "fufu" too
....She's our wife

Bless!

Surely you all are not that blind. She's eating yes, but definitely not pounded yam. Or does that look like pounded yam to you. Nigerians and their quest to associate with whatever.

cococandy:
Happy 4th of July (in advance) cupcakes

I didn't make them though.

The holiday is already beginning

Lucky you. I get to to spend it in one back water place. No fireworks for me this year. crap. I wanna go home. Not many people know we are on the verge of world war 3 going by what Russia is doing right now in the baltic states. oh well. Happy 4th of July.

Orina:
only in Nigeria

And India. no excuse for it though.

@op...so, these are are problems i never knew i had.

tpiander:
you want us to comment on your spelling of okro, meanwhile, you did not even mold your eba to make it look presentable . . . . . . . . .because una be blogger una nor suppose sabi cook?

such arrogance.

No be fight na. Common sense suppose tell everyone say e put salt and other condiments. No be mouth dem de take talk everthing. And the Eba matter. ...na so me self like to eat am. Mold ko. ..mend ni.

aieromon:
I don't get Nigerians and their love for kponmo.

Haven't you ever done something that makes no sense but feels absolutely awesome?

andyanders:
Well done. You no go kill person die. I dey laugh here jari.

Lol...

tpiander:
Born in 1972, primary school in 1989.

Really?

I hope you are joking.

My CV.

First name; Bo

Middle initial; L

Last name; Linger

Date of birth; June 02 1972.

Institutions;

1980: Graduate of Sesame street.

1984: Methodist primary School mushin.

1989: Isolo primary school:

1996: Graduate project management kwara poly.

1997: Masters degree in hustling.

Accomplishments;

1987: Graduate of osjack and abuede football academy.

1987 till date: world champion in Ludo..chess...Ayo...snooker...draughts. ...gymnastics.

1995: was part of the WORLD famous team that won the soccer event in the Nipoga games.

2000: Married the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Skills; Dribbling.

Nigerdeltaboi:
M4 ke ! ,only the navy uses M4 and its limited.

The United States military.

LeOstrich:
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Another retardo

You don't use Bullpups assault rifles in field combat

The IWI Tavor SAR being carried by the Nigerian Naval team is best used in small confined spaces and not in open field.

The German Soldier is operating with the right field range weapon.

No wonder Boko is kicking their azzes

So true. That's why we switched from the m16 to the m4. M4's are so much better for CQC's. The enemy kept grabbing the m16 barrel because it was too long and you couldn't make quick sharp movements in confined spaces. God, I miss this shiit sometimes.

White guy says "nice rainbow"

Superstitious Nigerian retorts "nope, it's the god of thunder taking a piss"

Progress2468:
Moral of the story is: Nigeria is not the only corrupt country, just that politicians of some countries are more stupid than those of other countries

I agree with you jare. There should be more nairalanders like you. Let us NOT compare ourselves to normal countries. lets go out of our way to look for the most fuc.ked up one's and compare ourselves to them. That is the only way to progress.

Azubreezy:
If you weren't an ediot, you'd perhaps understand the underlying message in the post. Saying safety is an illusion implies that there is nothing as being overly careful. There is always a dangerous side to every thing and everywhere. Next time, if your tomato paste of a brain cannot deduce a statement, just pass.

Lol. . .Saying safety is an illusion is like saying jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is ok. If you can't acknowledge the absurdity of your statement then all hope is lost for you. Don't just post for the sake of it. There is a process in putting words or actions to your thought process. Think before you post, say or do shiit. kapish?

Azubreezy:
Safety is an illusion. Nobody is safe. What must be do, must be do. Ruff sea no matter. #GodBlessNigerianArmy

This is perhaps the dum.best post i have read on NL and i've read a lot. So because what will happen will happen will prevent you from wearing a seat belt or a hard hat or not drink and drive or not have a spare tire in your car or not wear protective goggles in a sand storm or not providing body armour and protective vehicles to soldiers. God help Nigerians.

Euro31:
And buhari is still busy taking picture with his cows

Building a road is perhaps the easiest form of construction. All you need is to mark the width and length of the road, clear it, remove the bad soil; if there is one, lay the sub soil; which from the picture, is the stage they are in right now, grade it, lay the first layer, grade it again then compact it with a roller, and then lay the final level and keep grading and compacting till it's done. I've built roads in many countries so i know. My point is, building a road is not a judge of good leadership. Nigerians just like making things look and seem hard or fantastic. Wait one more year, then we'll rate the guy.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Nice. Very developed city. But I can't live there though. It's too modern for my liking.

sucezTP:
This is really cool.

Lol....thanks

deebee13:
So I got married recently, and my in laws are quite religious. Last week I got a new job after waiting for so long for it... T

he problem now is, my in-laws claim they prayed about it, and I shouldn't take d job. It's at an NGO, with a beautiful package and future for me.

I also have till 2nd of July to give my answer to the regional office.

I need mature advices on how to handle this matter pls!!!

I think you've been very vague. What kind of job is it exactly? what do you tasks and responsibilities involve? I had a friend whose wife got a job in the "hospitality industry" with a "nice package". Sounds good doesn't it? Not knowing she got a job as a bad tender. 6 months later they were in the final stages of a divorce.

youngberry001:
this girl always act crazy that's is why I love her movies



mercy Johnson my best actress

A friend of mine told me he watched a Nigerian movie. I asked him if he liked it and he no. "it was like watching bad porn"

EMEKA1MILLION:
it's wrong.. . Nothing makes it right. And supporting it is not logical. #sorry4 the previous post

This is about the only thing i hate about my adopted country.

When i get angry i usually go very quiet. My wife understands this so she pretty much leaves me alone to calm down. She waits till like midnight and knowing that i would have calmed down would wake me up to talk about the situation then the rest is history. . . .

When she gets angry, there is no silence with her. She'll let me know her mind right there on the spot. The good thing though is she will never raise her voice or curse or none of that shiit. She never has. She gets her point across though. It normally starts like this "Temi, mi o like nkan to se ni sin"

lucky032:
You think buhari will continue to tolerate all these social media aspersion?Give him respect,he's old enough to be your grand pa.There is still time to see whether he is performing or not.Don't write because others are writting.

For your sake and mine, i hope he tolerates it. He is the president, he'd better develop thick skin. Not everyone is going to like him. His age is irrelevant in this matter.

Commendable. Though, this is how a Soldier's family is compensated in the U.S army.

1. 24 hrs after death, a check of $100,000 is hand delivered to the spouse.

2. After a couple of months, maybe three, another check of $450,000 is again sent to the spouse.

3. If it is a spouse or child of a Soldier, the soldier receives $100,000.

This is irrespective of whether the soldier died in combat, driving to work, got bitten by a snake etc. It does not matter. The only requirement is that the Soldier was engaged in responsible behavior before or during the time of death. e.g don't go and drink a carton of beer, drive drunk, get in a car accident and expect the army to pay. This does not apply to the wife or husband of a soldier.

Can we ever do this in NIJA.

Lousymouth:
Which is greater Nigerian law court or Sharia court Abeg na answer I need no be insults ooo

You can thank obasanjo for this nonsense. There is nothing like Nigerian law court. We observe common law and sharia law; thanks to OBJ.

INTROVERT:
It's constitutional.




Lawyers: Can a Christian be tried by a Sharia court in the north since he/she is not a muslim if the case is with a muslim or the community?

I think yes is the answer.

No. A christian cannot be tried under sharia law. As a Christian you can only be tried under common law.

SPEEKER:
WHEN I HEAR this mans name it boils my blood, THIS MAN RUINED NIGERIA.. HE spoilt PDP.. AND NOW MOVED Over to APC..
All what we are facing today is cos of this obj.. see dollar 223 naira now..see d economy .. everyone was busy shouting change thinking Buhari is the saint.. now for over a month this nations economy is damn stranded.. all wat we hear is buhari is in daura to check his cattles, buhari is in germany,taking pix up n down.. NOTHING TANGIBLE.. the economy is fvcked..

MODIFIED

dey just did all dis to sabotage GEJs names , thats why fuel scarcity came up suudenly,den after inauguration NNPC decided dt we wll strt producin fuel,Nepa light is nw a bit stable, and d credit is given to buhari.. you all shld wake up.. SOME OF U ALL ARE BLINDED BY MERE TRUTH.. TINUBUOIDS

As much as I agree with you on some of your points, I disagree with your assessment of Buhari performance thus far. The rot in Nigeria took decades to ferment and four years will not even be enough to fix that. The most difficult part of building a country is ensuring that the psychology of the populace is in line with the leadership's ideals. Nigerians are too fuc.ked up mentally. What is not normal is seen as the norm and everyone is ok with that. I'm glad I don't have to deal with it anymore but I always feel sad whenever I read about the decay in the country. Obasanjo wants you all to celebrate yourselves but how do you celebrate mediocrity?

The OP wanted to put a topic which says; President buhari and his "JOKE " of making 1$ equal to 1N..

Typos and auto correct are a terrible thing.

Ewuro4:
Hi, so you only used green bell peppers & 2 cherry tomatoes and it turned out great?

Yes. The quantity of tomato and habanero pepper is dependent on the quantity of green pepper. Irrespective of quantity, the ratio is usually 6:2 for tomato and 2:1 for habanero pepper. The Real secret is to make sure one boils the blend till all the liquid dries up before frying. Don't forget iru oooooo. Goodluck.

Kimoni:
Waoh!!!

I might just be inspired to make this today

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Go for it. If you get it right, it's the best stew for rice.

Made this ayamase last week on the fly. Had to manage what i had. It's so hard to get ingredients over here.