₦airaland Forum

tintedniggz:
Nice one bros! Please how do I go about it, I'd love to make this at home. Thanks.

Two ways really. For one you need a waffle iron/machine. You mix the powder like you would when making pancakes and just pour it in the waffle iron. Second way for lazy people is to buy already prepared packaged frozen waffles and just toast it in a toaster. It's not as good as the one you make yourself in a waffle machine though.

Radiohead6:
"Teaches him a lesson'? Racist mf.

You need exposure.

brostheo:
Pastor, prophet, man of God I hear you sir

It wasn't prophetic. You yourself said it. Plus Nigeria is phucked up. So, put two and two together.

Aderola15:
Oya oya goan check again.

Dude might not be your kinda fine but he isn't bad at all . He fine pass all these our nairaland boiz sef

You look like omotola. #Weird.

brostheo:
Before nkor,I be American?

God forbid. Obviously not. If you were your society won't be this rotten.

brostheo:
Oga na your money? Go make your own mbok

Lol. Typical Nigerian. Anything goes as long as their bellies are filled. Carry on.

The union is doomed. They can't write in English. His and hers. Lol.

Donald3d:
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Danfo buses have become a part of our lives in Lagos .You can't avoid Danfo buses except you have a car.Even when you have a car ,circumstances might warrant boarding a Danfo.

One thing that is very important in transportation is safety.Most Danfo users don't take this into consideration .So what are the things we do that threaten our safety ?.Lets look into some of them.

1.Rushing And Jumping Into The Bus

Most of us are guilty of this .But its actually very dangerous ,people have died in the process of rushing into a moving or stationary Danfo .Please try to be patient and take your time .Your life is more important than where you are going to.

2.Sitting In Front Directly Beside The Driver

Well,let me break it down.You know that position beside the driver with an improvised seat.Yeah its extremely dangerous ,incase of an accident, whoever is on that seat would most likely be the first and most fatal victim.

3.Arguing With Conductors

Plain and simple ,this people are not always in their right senses.They smoke all sort of things ,plus the stress they go through.Its enough to make a human act crazy.People have actually died fighting with conductors ,stay safe !.

4.Sitting Close To The Door When Its Open

You wouldn't want to fall out of a fast moving vehicle ,trust me .A lot of people make that mistake and some of them do this fully glued to their phones.Always ask the conductor to close the door .

5.Not Speaking Up When The Driver Is Drinking

Most Danfo drivers and conductors would always seek for some form of "upliftment".Especially in those tiny sachets .

No matter how small the quantity of alcohol ,its not safe to drink and drive .So always speak up when you notice the driver drinking or alight and enter another bus.

What do you think folks .

Have a thing or two to add ?.

We would like to hear from you.

Written by Donald3d
https://autojosh.com/5-dangerous-things-danfo-buses/

Are you phucking kidding me? Nigerians do or allow all these things to happen? What a phucked up country.

kingzjay:
UK IS NOW SYNONYMOUS WITH KILLINGS...................ESPECIALLY THE BLACKS!


THIS ISSUE OF RACISM IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
WHAT'S THE WAY OUT?

A Nigerian complaining about racism. Funniest thing i ever heard.

brostheo:
So make he carry cane go they flog them,cause me I'm not understanding

You won't. When an artist goes about spraying money into his crowds, what happens is he will only attract miscreants and touts to his concerts.

cold:
$500 billion? Brother please. Who on this earth is worth $500 billion at the moment?

Are you serious? You mean you didn't get my point? Anyway, the Rockefeller family are worth that. And many many more families who pretty much control the planet.

Epositive:
make us proud ,,,

Us? He doesn't know who you are. I will be you a dollar if he is asked to point out Nigeria on a map he'd be confused.

modelmike7:
. . . . i hope they listen.

It makes no sense. There are still a lot of billionaires in the world that can afford it. Equating pusssy to money just points to the mentality of the average Nigerian.

These are the people who contributed to corruption and the beggar mentality in Nigeria. "As is characteristic of Nigerian Yoruba social-circle music, the Inter-Reformers band excel in praise-singing for rich Nigerian socialites and business tycoons". Praising corrupt people so that they can spray money on them. Smh.

adorablepepple:
eeyah,I guess they were playing. this weather is very hot though, it seems a section of hellfire is open

PeakMilkOfTexas:
May God Console their family .. Saddening news.

Tokziby:
Thank God u are a female. You will know what it looks like to train a child. its never the fault of their parents, i have done it before, and we were never caught, so does countless of other people too. it is 100% impossible to monitor your kids every step especially at that age. They are always everywhere and they fall asleep at anytime, anywhere at any position. You cannot stop children from playing within the compound of ur house or monitor every of their activities. It is possible for them to have fallen asleep in the car while their parents might also be at sleep or be busy with house chores.
This are accident and it could have happened to anyone regardless of how careful u can be.

In a normal society, (emphasis on normal), guess where the parents of those kids will be right now? In jail. Parents in Nigerians don't give a phuck about their kids. They say they do but they don't. How the phuck are kids that young unsupervised for God's sake. Walk around the streets of Nigeria and you'll see thousands of children walking around unsupervised. Unbelievable. Nigeria is a phucked up country filled with weird people. Smh.

Every time i log unto NL, I always feel like my brain cells are deteriorating. Can someone define massive for me? It seems that there is a different meaning in Nigeria.

ojibole:
beauty ain't all about outward appearance. take note.

Yeah. But it's a major factor.

tintedniggz:
That's waffles right?

Yes it is.

Breakfast. Yum.

LaEvilIMiss:
i do.. what is THE MAN called in Nigeria?

I really don't know. It was just funny when you said the "establishment". It's what we call the big insurance companies, drug and pharmaceutical companies and big corporations over here.

LaEvilIMiss:
thanks to this recession.. the sheeple are receiving sense FINALLY. Nigerians are starting to use their god-given brains to question the greedy, evil and selfish establishment both political and religious

Weird that you used the word "establishment" in that sentence. You don't reside.in Nigeria do you?

Jodha:
[b]Excuses from the pit of hel[/b]l..

What happens to what yhu Bible commanded us to do?..
Yhu mean if a lady to date.. Let's say 15 guys before she meet with the right one... She'll sleep with all 15..all in the excuse of sexual compatibility..
If you're not a Christian.. Then there's no need arguing with yhu.. Cause my points are based by the word..
Even that aside.. A lady that has common sense.. Should know she's suppose to keep her body intact..
My opinion though.. Whatever paddle yhur canoe.. Niggur..

So what if she sleeps with 15 men? How many have you slept with? Please keep your sanctimonious crap for people who do not have the mentally capacity to function. Pits of hell my foot? There is no hell nor heaven. You are born and you live your life with as much decency as you can muster then you die. All these religious nut jobs sef. Smh. With all their religious bull crap, they are still one of the worst people on this earth. Second only to Afghans.

elantraceey:
I really laugh when I read posts like this.

What will you then do if you get married to a Lady who was sexually compatible with you because she has high libido before marriage and then after giving birth her libido greatly declines? The only constant thing in this is God, every other thing changes.

That is another topic. It is very normal for a woman's libido to decline after birth. All it takes is time. I have 3 kids and it takes my wife a year to recover fully after birth.

P.s. . . .There is no God.

Jodha:
She's absolutely correct... Good advice...

But make she go relax jhoor..

I'm sorry for you. You people underestimate the importance of sexual compatibility. Trust me on this; you don't want to be stuck with a partner for life who you are not on the same sexual wave length. The only way to understand your sexual proclivities is to have it before marriage. The days of sex being the only motivation for child bearing is long gone.

victormartyn:
I think I like him...


E no even send.

Yes. Me too. Just like every other leader in Nigeria. Dem no sen una. Dem know say una like suffer. Me e carry go jare.

GMbuharii:
bollingo abeg,go and have ur lunch...everybody knows nigns are corrupt ppl buh what happened to 'you don't wash your dirty linen in public?
I never knew you were stressing on that,btw,after you highlighted something else,haba...
Again,another truth,you cannot expect the body to sit down and watch when the head is corrupt.. The so called leaders of nig in high places have been swimming in the murky waters of corruption for a very long time,even pmb has got a history there as well-the #2.8b saga Fela sang about...how many of them,high level corrupt citizens are walking free or in jail or are still occupying fed high possitions? And pmb had the guts to tag poor nigns b4 the world,poor guys struggling to eke a living outta the shores and those bearing the brunt @home as corrupt!!! 4k him!

Actually i'm still in my pajamas. About to have breakfast. You sure you went to school? Lol. He said "you don't wash your dirty linen in public". Smh. In this age of the internet. You do realize that nothing is secret anymore right? Even if he did not say it, everyone knows. And bros, the reason your leaders are corrupt is because the citizenry is corrupt. Or where do leaders come from? They come from the citizenry. If the citizens of a country are bad, the people you select from them to lead you will also be bad. It is a known fact that everyone in the world knows except Nigerians. Think about it. It's been more than half a century and you all are still looking for one good leader. How is that going to happen when the pool of people you have to select from are insanely corrupt. It is a mathmatical impossibility.

BiniShrine:
Gory picture attached please.

Doctors in the house pls come to my aid.

Has this gone beyond bed sore?

Is there any hope for my dad to get healed?

Is there a remedy for the wound on us back to get healed again?

Is this beyond medical prognosis?

Should we look for alternative?
Please mod do the needful.

There is something wrong with you. Why are you looking for solutions on this kind of forum? You have no choice but to look for a decent hospital to seek a cure. All you'll get here is a thousand rubbish views from people who don't know what the phuck they are talking about. Best of luck.

GMbuharii:
well keep @ it...the truth there is clear,you all big4nothing 95% are fish outta the H2o mix without the so called 5%..

You still haven't answered the question; Is it a lie that majority of Nigerians are corrupt? We can all see how wonderful Nigeria is right?

DollarAngel:
Do you ever see anything good in people, it might affect your life, learn about Law of attraction, if you continue this way you might remain in depression always and Lagoon might be ur next option, so don't hate be glad and be thankful, Google you will see how many records we have smashed in foreign universities, OKONJO IWEALA the only Nigeria to have governed World bank

Guy, my life is already awesome. Why? Because i face facts and make decisions based on them. He is using okonjo iweala as an example. Lol. Smh. They frustrated the poor woman to the point of exhaustion meanwhile she is performing miracles for other countries in the world. Niiiiggggeeerrriiiiaaannnnsss. I hail una.

GMbuharii:
a supposed leader that tagged his own people as 5% and corrupt is a statesman,of course,to you...he is rumoured to bear a nepa bill as his college degree as well and i am sure he spells THAN as THAT and STATESMAN as STATES MAN!

NEPA BILL PPL AND EXPONENTS EVERYWHERE..

And how is what he said a lie? The first step to recovery is to acknowledge the truth.

DollarAngel:
Philip Emeagwali has been listed as amongst the top 10 most intelligent people in the world, having the acclaimed IQ of 190.
The Best tribe in Nigeria, we are intelligent, Creative, Hardworking, Innovative and a [b]Blessing to Nigeria
Like if you agree, Share if you are nwa afor[/b]

Lol. He said "blessing to Nigeria". Funniest thing i ever heard. Nothing is a blessing in Nigeria. You are all cursed. Prove me wrong if you disagree. The guy is a blessing to another country. Do you think he would achieve what he has if was in Nigeria? He probably would have been killed by ritualist, jungle justice, armed robbers, etc. You pick one.