₦airaland Forum

Weirdest story i ever heard. How does a prisoner come in contact with fulani herdmen? Isn't he supposed to be in prison? Only in Nigeria.

Who wants to bet me a dollar that nothing will come out of this?

Lol. It's like asking who is the best thief. The Nigerian standard is so low that a monkey would do just as well as any governor in Nigeria. Smh.

pyyxxaro:
Noo matter how the cream strong reach

U can never bleach inside the centre parting for ur yansh

#RobertMugabe 1972#

Says who? You've never heard of asss bleaching? Porn stars do it all the time.

NextGovernor:
U non well. Na ur people mumu...

If u can celebrate your own thief Tinubu and Buhari why won't we celebrate our own too?
Abi na una thief good to celebrate?

Seriously? Which kain thought process be dis?

Whistleblowers:
Too busy snapping that she didn't even notice the poor boy in the second pics

Bet wait o, this girl na apari o

So exactly what is wrong with the kid? Una kan bring topic we no exist. Anyway, it's her fault though. Only foools broadcast their lives on social media.

nnadychuks:
Anybody that watches Big brother is capable of watching pornography and also an idiot

Wait. What? You've never watched porn? How old are you?

dunkem21:
Fixed.

Lol. Una kan beg. Poverty don destroy una mentality completely. Anything goes as long as your bellies are filled. Smh.

Bonaventura:
I am not bro. America is not the Eldorado country most of the people imagine.
There's gun proliferation in America.
There's deep-rooted racism in America.
There's organized crime in America.
If you don't check you won't know.

Moreover, think of the crimes America is committing in other climes.
Think of Libya.
Think of Iraq
Think of Vietnam
The list is endless...

I am not talking about their meddling in other peoples affairs. Go through history every great country has done it and is still doing it. I am talking about the topic which is how safe is Nigeria or America for that matter. You have to live it to understand it.

dunkem21:
Waoh ..May the Almighty bless him abundantly and shame his enemies ..

Otobo abi Utobo ..come collect another CAR, CASH AND GIFTS for your 3some ..

Nigerians and their beggar mentality. Smh.

Bonaventura:
Now think of these:
1.Policeman shooting a black man dead for nothing in the street of New York.

2. A Nigerian being in a night club in Las Vegas and getting blasted into pieces by overzealous homophobic terrorist.

3. Donald Trump deporting you and labelling you a terrorist when you legally acquired American citizenship.

America is a merchant of terror.
More people are killed by police brutality in America than any country in Europe.
Arguably, more homicide is committed in America daily than any other country in the world.

More mass shootings occur in America.
What on earth is not worse is America?

Are you sure you are not describing Nigeria?

YorubaMuslims:
USA is one of the most dangerous places to live in the world, do you know how many people in a month that die in the street by gun?

Lol. You need exposure.

Onnasucs1:
Apostle is a baller o

Yeah right. Playing football with loafers. Ok.

ziga:
In the African culture, we are taught to respect our elders and that they can do no wrong.

That would be fine if in fact they did no wrong.

It is a culture that was made to subdue and enslave the mind. And that is why Nigeria has been held back for so many years by these so called Elders/political leaders. The same eh sir/yes sir culture has corrupted the whole place.

And BTW, I think it is right to be thankful when it is deserved.

Are you sure you are Nigerian? Your post has the hallmark of someone with sense.

BellaElla:
Yes it's proper.
When we were growing up, we were taught that you should thank the elderly ones in the room after eating. I still do that to anyone that is older than me when I eat. I am igbo by the way.

Proper in what way? What are you thanking her for? Don't get me wrong, we were taught the same thing but with a difference. You say it to your own parents or whoever provided the meal. How does this make sense to you? These are the reasons why i believe Nigerians need serious re orientation.

CrEaToRmalden:
The same way we debate over what we as humans know is wrong.
You can put on your trousers anywhere but as a christian we all deem ourselves to be, you should appear different when at the church.
Why.. ?
To give your creator the respect he deserves if you believe that He exist.

Now, You as a male counterpart, why not put on a skirt or blouse to the church.

I hate some christians for always giving foolish reasons for irrelevant acts simply because they're guilible.
Thats why I respect our Muslim brothers, they're very strict and do not debate over what they know is wrong and unacceptable to their religion.
As a lady, putting on trousers to the church is as bad as a gentleman putting on skirt to the church.

Show me a verse in the bible which depicts what a woman will wear in 2017. You are confusing acceptable fashion with religion.

CrEaToRmalden:
Guilty pig, defending yourself for what you know is wrong.

How is it wrong?

nzeobi:
Trouser is in no way a male cloth, we have male trouser and then female trouser.
Any man saying trouser is for male should put on jeggings let's see

Decency in dressing is what people should focus on

You are funny. What is "male cloth"? Show me a verse in the bible which depicts what type of clothing a woman wears. You do realize that back in the day, men and women used to wear robes which basically are gowns. right?

sirfee:
Oversabi,modify your post.

Modify it for me.

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

Spend and hour on NL and you'll see plenty.

tosyne2much:
So that you will stand a chance to load tithes and offerings into your bank account abi?

Of course na. There is nothing more fulfilling that taking advantage of sheep.

SmartchoicesNG:
Fayose effects.



It's surprising how the poster above will castigate Fayose for the same action but call Fashola's own "humility".

Because it is a one off. How often do you see fashola go about taking pictures at eateries or eating in public? And it's not humility; it is a photo opportunity.

Una no de go school again for Nigeria?

Holatunde007:
If those pictures are real
I see no reason she would be contesting for 25M

Meaning?

tosyne2much:
Atheists food don come oooo

I am opening a church soon. I know for sure you will be a member. Welcome in advance.

CodeineSKroches:
ok. badt guy. Most Nigerians are hypocrite that how they behave. Any ideas on how to change these mindsets?

I won't lie. From my perspective, Nigeria is too far gone and divided. From experience, only revolution/war can change things. Nigeria needs a reset.

CodeineSKroches:
first, are you a Nigerian?

Only on saturdays. I get to eat jollof rice on saturdays.

Jimmyo3:
Yoruba people market list:::
Rice -5 cups
Beans -3 cups
Maggi -50
Fresh pepper N300
Dried pepper N150
Native pepper N400
Cameroon pepper N250
Tatashi N200
Chilli pepper N100
Fairly used pepper N50
Green pepper N200
Garlic N100
And Yetunde When You Are
Coming Back Abeg Tell Mama Ade
To Give You
The Pepper She Promised Me!
#pepperdemgang#

And Nigerians wonder why their country is screwed up. What with people like Jimmyo3 walking around. What a people. And to think that there are millions with his thought process. Smh.

BenBruce4Presdt:
Don't be like the Yorubas..

Just be human!

Funny. Do you know how rare that is? It doesn't matter which tribe. Very few Nigerians are human. Even your post proves my point.

anotherydz:
Poverty doesn't justify stealing

What justifies jungle justice?

Mizzysexy:
Go to America and allege Donald Trump is gay without proof

I live in America. And bros, all that happens is you will go broke because he will sue the pants out of you. Una no de go school again for Nigeria?

Nigeria is truly a wonderful country. When did defamation of character become a criminal matter? What a country. Smh.