₦airaland Forum

veekid:
Which one is masturbating again?

You de mind dem? I wonder how some people think? In what way is he masturbating?

LaEvilIMiss:
Please posters.. you all seem to be familiar with the business E-Money is in to. please explain so i too can go into the business

Wetin concern Nigerians with how e make im money. Even if na hired killer e be, dem no care as long as e get money.

addictedwriter:
You earn 3 million dollars per year and still got caught in a scandal of 400,000 dollars within few minutes of an interview, because you couldn't control your lips.....Indeed the mouth is a deadly poison.

Are you sure you read and comprehended the write up?

babyfaceafrica:
So?..they won't still win world cup?..if dem like let dem hire guardiola...hyprocrite English FA

At least dem don win am before. Which one una don win? And you get mouth de call another country hypocrite. Smh.

udede:
tomorrow that priest will claim to be an ambassador of God but would the Jesus he claims to represent watch such thing and not intervene. He should have asked for who had not sinned to start the beating. truely everybody is angry.

I guarantee you, move these people to the west and Europe and most of them will abandon religion. Na poverty and the quest for riches na im de make most people worship God. Especially in Nigeria.

Titheman:
guy no vex o... I read this tin like 8 tyms I still no understand

You no know how to speak pidgin?

ItsQuinn:
Ewww....

Lol. You just read my mind.

malton:
Memories back then.

I remember those days when life was simple.

Humans were reasonably ambitious.

We used to walk down the streets at nights without looking over our shoulders.

We used to think that thieves were the worst things in life we had to face.

One naira was worth a whole lot.

We never cared how much the exchange rate was.

People were contented having just enough to get by.

Nigerians used to love each other genuinely.

There was respect and cheer for charismatic leaders; Shonekan was praised to the high heavens, at least, where I was in Kaduna at the time.

I was only just a boy at the time, but I was wise enough to know that things are different now.

No thanks to our leaders, we have grown retrogressively.

Academic standards have fallen.

Moral decadence everywhere.

Materialism is the order of the day.

Hatred has us enslaved.

Greed has us betraying our own.

Inordinate ambitions have become commonplace among youths who cannot even build a pot from clay.

A lot has changed, but you can be the difference you want to see. Do not let the quest for the transient rob you of your pride and love for humanity.

May we get it right someday!

Most people don't realize this but the turning point in our history was when OBJ became president. The country went to shiit when that happened.

Titheman:
excuse me op

Wat do u want him todo? join the beating or stop the beating

reasons y he can't do either
joining the beating will stain his white ropes
trying to stop the beating igbo boys will include him as suspect..

FATHER BETTER RESPECT HIMSELF AND WATCH

I really really for una i swear. Lol. Nigerians tink say the shange wey dem de look for na from oga at the top e go come from. Dem no wan understand say na from dem demself the shange start from. Dem go de pour doti for gutter, de ki pesin wey dem acuse of tiffing, de collect rice and salt before dem vote, and dem expect miracu to hapen for dia contri. Una well don oooo. Make una carry de go.

slbee:
and who said the photo was taken in school?

Abi oooo. Bros hep me ask am.

Owenmarvis:
nawaooo change indeed begins with him

Lol. Nigerians tink say the shange wey dem de look for na from oga at the top e go come from. Dem no wan understand say na from dem demself the shange start from. Dem go de pour doti for gutter, de ki pesin wey dem acuse of tiffing, de collect rice and salt before dem vote, and dem expect miracu to hapen for dia contri. Una well don oooo. Make una carry de go.

Badtman:
Another Self improvised explosive device (SIED)

Una go just de talk about sonetin wetin una no understand. Dem recall thousands of Toyota last year because of seat belt and airbag issues wey people die from. How many of una don stop buying Toyota for Nigeria? Out of millions of Phones wey dem make, less than 50 na im dem document say e get problem. Dem even don replace all of them. Even the ones wey no get problem. If you no get money, say you no get.

modath:
No Agric business is superior to the another,Cattle rearing is a business... Taking some people's birth rights to appease another group is evil!!

#IStandWithSouthernKaduna

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In normal countries you don't see cows roaming through cities. They either graze in designated grazing areas or the owners land. How is this difficult to understand? Plus, Cattle feed on hay. Why are they allowed to roam around?

kobonaire:
Ha ha ..... you are jumping up and down because of $45K ......?? ...... you are a glorified meathead .... no wonder your mügu brain wants to pay $3K to paint a tokumbo bus ....
Instead of Google, your mügu self de use yahoo?? ..... ROFL

With all the google wey you do you still no know how to do am well. My minimum is 80k per annum and that does not include jump pay, hostile fire pay and language pay. You think say na nigerian military we de talk about. I told you i could feed your entire family and you thought i was joking. Nothing is hidden if you know how to look for it.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Any guy that wears this is a fool living in a fool's paradise. What stop you from hitting the gym and getting those nice pecs.
No pain No gain. What happens when you and your woman are about to get down and you start pulling the "makeshift pecs"?

Hit the gym and become muscular becomes it truly pays to be one.

You might as well be speaking spanish. Most people don't understand that. You don't even need to go to a .gym. It's too easy. Roll out of bed and roll into a push up. knock out 20 a day and 20 sit ups and you'll be good. People aren't health conscious anymore.

kobonaire:
Ha ha ... meathead foot-soldier .... it all explains why you wanted to spend $3K on painting a danfo .....
If you had more brains you would have been an officer ... instead you just march .... left-right ... like zombie.
Smart Nigerians make good money in the US .... Medicine, Engineering, IT, Science, business, .... you na $25K/annum soldier job you go find ...... HA HA HA HA

Still googling I see. Lol.....

kobonaire:
Ha ha ... meathead foot-soldier .... it all explains why you wanted to spend $3K on painting a danfo .....
If you had more brains you would have been an officer ... instead you just march .... left-right ... like zombie.
Smart Nigerians make good money in the US .... Medicine, Engineering, IT, Science, business, .... you na $25K/annum soldier job you go find ...... HA HA HA HA

Told you to stop googling. No soldier earns that. A pvt, which is lowest rank, after adding Bah and BAS earns no less than 40k. And I'm a SFC. So you can imagine what I earn. 25K you saw is base pay. M.oron, there are many more pays a soldier gets. See why Google is sometimes dangerous. It makes s.tupid people more s.tupid. you are just embarrassing yourself.

kobonaire:
Oga - you are a glorified "meathead" .... it is no wonder you have no money .... you are just a 'foot-soldier' at the base. Who cares if you have seen the POTUS when the highlight of your 'vacation' is to spend your time on NairaLand
All foot-soldiers get to 'travel everywhere' ... is what you do doofus ... it does not change the fact that you have no money or friends .... because your mügu pass all levels

Actually, soldiers don't "go everywhere" when we are on vacation. We love to hang out in the backyard and do cook outs especially in summer. Lol...he's googling like crazy right now. Plus, December is reserved for major travelling. It will be during the holidays. Google that too. At least your life is better today. You are learning something. How does it feel to know you have no future?

kobonaire:
Oga EBT ... no wonder you are so poor ..... you make military pay .... chai ... so you de load their trucks for base abi??
It is a shame you have no friends there .... i don't blame the Americans though .... who go hang out with mügu like you
You are welcome to stay on NairaLand bros .... it is like therapy for your poverty ....

You see how moronic your comments are? Google can't help you. You can't be on welfare and be in the military. Plus you can't keep flip flopping. Plus you wish you had my life. I go where I want most of the time for free. I have skills that could put you six feet under just by touching your shoulder. I've met people that would make your jaw drop, including the president of the United States. I've halo,d countless times. You'd piss your pants doing it once. Accept it. You'll never amount to anything in this world and next. Just accept it. Years from now remember my words

kobonaire:
NairaLand is for Nigerians .... a hungry US boy that comes here 24x7 even on his vacation (cough-cough) says a lot about your poverty ... Oga EBT

Lol....trust me. Taking down I.diots like you is not easy I swear. So you have no idea how one would relax. Maybe some day I would have the pleasure of you in my sights. That would be awesome. And remember we are not talking about your poverty stricken situation in life. You wish you had my job. I get to take down I.diots like you. Travel the world and still have plenty of time to do what I want. All I need to do is train, 5 hours a day. Sweet. Just take your mind out of your poverty situation and see the bigger picture. Now close your eyes.

kobonaire:
1) Spends his "vacation" on Naira Land
2) Actually spends ALL his time on Naira Land.
Definitely signs of a man on food stamps/government assisted living in America .....

Lol....says the guy replying comments. Have you closed your eyes and done what I asked? Your future looks bleak doesn't it? Suffer no good i swear.

kobonaire:
Oga spending his "vacation" browsing NairaLand 24x7 .... chai see what poverty can do to someone in America ..... actually it's not just that because even the poor there have access to excellent public parks etc - but you a crètin that talks about spending $3k to paint a danfo

If only you knew. Now close your eyes. Imagine all the things you never achieve. It will come to pass. Just watch.

kobonaire:
The story of Bollinger: Lives in America BUT he is on government assistance for food & housing , spends his time 24x7 on NairaLand because he has no friends there (no surprise there, who hangs out with a mügu), has no job - or like he calls it "vacation" .... who spends his vacation online on NairaLand 24x7?? ... better board that bus and go to the nearest park instead mr food stamps .... HA HA HA

God!! How I wish I had you in acog sights. Your brains would be everywhere. You don't need it anyway. Stop mailing me.

kobonaire:
Ha ha poor man has no friends, spends his vacation browsing NairaLand 24x7 and trying to show off to Nigerians with your EBT card. Oga - you can use your vacation and go out to the free parks in America .... is your life so miserable?? ... HA HA HA

Like I said the stress of taking down I.diots like you on a constant basis is really stressful. You wouldn't believe how many people like you are out there in the world and it's not easy doing what I do. I enjoy it though. Call it a humanitarian service.

kobonaire:
Oga, are you so poor you cannot spend money to fly to Las Vegas, Miami or the Caribbean on your vacation?? Instead Mr EBT is doing a "staycation" and browsing NairaLand 24x7 in his Obama paid apartment in the projects .....
"Spending a vacation being on NairaLand" - chai Oga - your poverty in America bad oh

Lol...see why googling won't help you? So your idea of a vacation is if you go to vagas? Someone please take the internet away from this child. He'll soon hurt himself. Actually I take down I.diots like you for a living. And just chilling at home is a good way to unwind. Plus my job takes me all over the world so why pay for something I get for free. Suffer no good at all.

kobonaire:
You are a mügu that is why you probably use Alta vista as your search engine .... don't worry how that information is available because despite you being on NL 24x7 in America, you still remain a crètin that depends on Obama to provide you EBT and Sec 8

Actually I am on vacation. Google the word. So by your infantile logic, since you are responding to my comments, does that mean you are jobless? Well being a Nigerian living in Nigeria, you most likely are. Lol..you walked into that one. Someone please tell this thing to stop mailing me. I can't help him.

kobonaire:
Oga we make our money here in Naija small or big .... no government support .... you on the other hand depend on Obama to house you, feed you and buy your pant from Walmart - ROFL .... why else are you on NairaLand all the time ?? You don't have a life there mr EBT

Lol...We are googling again are we. Admire and die of envy. Obviously your situation will never change. Not with a mentality like you. Lol...envy with a phucked up mentality.

iomoge2:
Can u cut the meat more slimmer next time. I mean flatter
Try it n see.

They are not used to fillet that thin.

kobonaire:
Oga EBT card don make you platinum certified mügu .... go out and learn how to make your own money

EBT is enough for me and obviously you too. Stop mailing me.

Yam and Okra did not originate from Nigeria. It is just like saying tomato originates from Nigeria as well.

kobonaire:
Why will you come back, when Obama is giving you food-stamps to chop bread and housing you in projects
No wonder you have become a mügü and want to spend $3K on painting a tokumbo ..... ha ha ha what a crètin

That's right. I'm on food stamps. But still prefer quality. Hmmmm. Suffer no good i swear. And stop mailing me. I can't help you.

dimieprincess:
I just busted your lies about she being enjoying immunity because she is the president's wife and u r here oozing or beating about the bush. I just enlightened you that the president's wife is not entitled to immunity and you are talking about diplomatic passport. See as you gaffe, diplomatic passport for Aisha that what? what is her position? pls stop activating yo ewedu brain here, she is not entitled to Diplomatic passport until she is appointed into an office. Don't forget yo ewedu brain in chief, Buhari said she is not the first lady of Nigeria rather wife of the president

Mummy. For some reason there seems to be a mental blockage with you. No country can determine who possesses another country's diplomatic passport. And once you have a diplomatic passport, you have diplomatic immunity. You sure say you go primary school so? I don't expect you to think logically since fayose is your hero, but at least try.