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There must be some really wowo chicks working or lastma for this one to qualify as beautiful.

Opistorincos:
This is totally bad

Personally, i think it is very very ok. Jungle justice has no rules. In a society where it's citizens think they can do anything should expect anything to happen to them as well.

Bobbybabs:
I think he made some valid points especially that one dance part. Why dim wizkid voice? Am not a producer but I think wizkid verse would have been better if it was fully voiced out.

He didn't make one bit of sense. Drake and the likes do collabo's all the time with different artist all over the world. It doesn't always mean the artist they do it with are good. They could do a collabo with a chicken and it would mean nothing to them.

kobonaire:
No problem bros .... here is their price list & contact info :
http://www.maaco.com/auto_paint.html

Did you read read through the entire thing? That is the walking price. By the time you are done you would be painting your car for what i said originally. Painting a truck is damn near 5k.

kobonaire:
Only a mügu will spend $3K on a car paint job.
Maaco will paint yours for as little as $399

Wait. What? We are not talking of a bicycle you know or painting one bumper. You know what? Send me maaco's number.

cococandy:
see excuse

Omo I dey use sprint. I get network. Don't give me that excuse.

Lol. . . .

kobonaire:
using house paint though

Do you have three thousand dollars to paint your car?

damilolaluv:
^^ steak looks so good

Thanks.

cococandy:
Better win that prize o. Because I want my own share[b][/b].

Hello. Hello. I don't seem to have any signal. Are you driving through a tunnel? I can't seem to hear you. Hello. Hello. This At&t sef. Hello. Hello. Mrs foodo, can you call me back? Maybe there'll be better service.

ouigy99:
Ogbeni, just stay your Lane. Which other country will you see that same danfo bus, with the same yellow color and black stripes? Or is there an ojuelegba, mushin, or oshodi in Texas? As per the paint job, I wrote it being better or cheaper based on the quality of job you get for the amount you paid.
Go and watch the new captain America and tell me the only thing they used to make the opening scene look like lagos Nigeria. You should be proud that the world recognizes us for something apart from corruption and violence. Yimu

I understand your logic and it makes sense in an irrational way. Anyone notice the oxymoron in my comment?

ouigy99:
Owner definitely a Nigerian. Danfo bus with 2 camry seen on the same spot? My guess is that those vehicles are waiting for shipment to Nigeria. Since paintwork is cheaper and "doper" over there, he did all the painting there. It should also be noted that Houston Texas has a large number Nigerian population.

Every yellow bus is a "danfo" and it's going to Nigeria. Ok. And just so you know, it is a 100 times cheaper to do a paint job in Nigeria than in the U.S.

luciouscookie:
I wonder what's amazing in these pictures mtcheeww.

Nigerians are easily dazzled.

Lbotusme:
Bollinger ! Papa akpors , I tried that stew receipe with ewedu. Everyone licked their plates expect me. I didn't feel the vibe because my foetus no gree me .

Do you have any other receipe(s)? Leave Politics section small and come here once in a while .

Sorry to hear you weren't feeling well when you tried it. But just give it another shot.

Anyway 4th of July is around the corner and it's a big deal with my organization. Every year we do a huge carnival like celebration and every arm all over the world participates. There is music, games, fireworks and plenty of distractions for the kids as well. This year, where I am, all this is happening plus something new. A cooking competition. Prize is season tickets to watch the broncos. I don't like football but I'll take the prize any day. They are worth upwards of 7K when sold on the black market. Yeah. Sign me up. My wife's bestee, coury, who is also the captain for the cook team came over yesterday and was like "I heard you are the shiit when it comes to cooking awesome foods". And I was like "well, I don't mean to brag, but yeah". And she was like "impress me". And I was like, "ok". And I blew her away with some suya I quickly whipped up. She was so impressed she is entering it as the main dish for the competition. She started asking for the recipe for the spice and I'm like "I can't share it because it was handed down from my great great grand mother. Sorry". Oyibo no go understand say I bought it at a store. Lol.

What da phuck is this? Nigeria truly is one of the dirtiest countries in the world. God help una.

dubemnaija:
U just dey disgrace ur lineage anyhow for public. chaii!!

But she is right na. No normal leader does this in a normal country. It is not his job. Even the way they are doing it is very unsanitary. When will you people learn to do things the right way.

An 11 year old going to prom? Never heard of that in all my years. This is what happens when you try to imitate a culture you don't understand. It is her business though. Her mistake was putting it on social media for everyone to see.

dkronicle:
God for him. But his father should have left it for his son na.

I understand that because Nigeria is abnormal it's citizens have to behave like animals but please stop rationalising these things.

Pavarottii:
All these rants, where is the evidence na. Just end this drama by producing thee video. So the lawmakers will be given their punishment.

Don't tell us there is evidence, show us evidence. If u r not planning to show evidences den why spoil and defame dem publicly.

Americans don't do that. You keep your evidence until both parties go to court. This is not Nigeria we are talking about. The only time it becomes public is if a news outlet like tmz gets their hands on it. You don't phuck with a country where cameras line every street corner.

cruzita:
me I no gbadun this nonsense





na physical and mental torture be this





this generation wey dey from Belle sabi bad thing

You don't have children do you? Seeing her naked is not the problem. Na Im mama. Letting the outside world into their lives is.

Nasri100:
I stopped reading when you wanted to kill yourself? For what? A woman? Blood, ass and legs? Are you s tupid?

Don't be too harsh. Love is the strongest emotion there is. We all deal with it differently. Probably his first real girlfriend. He'll be tougher the next time around.

My question is, how are we sure that it is who they claimed did it actually killed those people? As far as i can see, there are no investigators there and the crime scene is already contaminated. Na wah for Nigeria.

babeface3:
I was just trying to reason towards the cause if the alleged sexual misconduct against Nigerian law makers in the us. I lodged in a cozy hotel in Las Vegas late last year and almost got tempted twice. After I woke up from sleep due to long flight hours I heard a knock on my door. A cleaner so pretty in her sewn to size apron greeted me with a charming smile on opening my door. Omo I didn't know when I asked her to come in instead of saying I had no garbage in the bin and my room was not dirty. She actually stepped in to my surprise. I offered her some fried cashew nuts I had brought from Nigeria and she gladly collected it. The door was still ajar and agro don dey rise for my jugular. When after cracking some jokes, I asked her to sit down cos she had been standing some inches from het trolley on the door, her face changed into a livid blur. She rapped so fast and left the room. It was later that I discovered she left the pack of cashew nuts.

Later I would go for buffet. I would take my food to the garden lobby to enjoy the view and have some solitary moments. A waiter stationed directly opposite me would smile and make a not too clear gesture each time our eyes met. She would edge closer when I smile back and ask if I was confortable and if I needed anything. Pretty oyibo. Guy one morning I don dey chop my food jeje she waka come again. I ask am her name. She told me. I look round with style nobody dey even look my side. I com tell am make she give me her number. Wetin I hear na, sorry not necessary with same smile she waka comot. The next morning na for my room I chop breakfast.
Please guys those courtesy na just professional thingie

makes absolutely no sense. Where is the lesson learnt? You've been reading too many hardley Chase novels.

TippyTop:
No shaking, Oshokomale no send o

How many governors can walk about the street like Fayose without police guards?

Nigerians fully deserve the leaders they have. I am always overjoyed when I see s.tupid people suffer especially when it is of their own doing.

Mediapace:
15.Road signs :

what is all these ?

https://i0.wp.com/ourschool.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/med21.jpeg?resize=300%2C276

That sign actually makes sense. It is just that Nigerians are not used to it.

youngest85:
Wat of Zenith bank, ekiti branch's P.R.O?

Same thing.

youngest85:
Ok...bt are u somehw related to mr Lai mohammed?

What can i say. He's my uncle.

youngest85:
Did u say u stay in US?

No I didn't.

youngest85:
Oh am dsappointd!


Pls cntinue d bashing na....



Ok lemme look 4 a word dat cud incense dat.....

Ok. Lesson 1: Never ever assume. It will always come back and bite you in the asss. Base you comments on personal experience and facts.

youngest85:
Yes....tanx


Atleast I'm gaining while u'r bashing....


Pls, dnt stop o



*singing olamide's dnt break it*

I kinda like the fact that you acknowledge the fact that you are learning.

youngest85:
yes everytn abt me is stupid...


I hope u don close order b4 u enta nairaland?


I dnt want u 2 record any loss 2day o

I see you took my advise and got yourself educated. Doesn't that feel better? And just so you know, I am a senior NCO in the United States Army. I don't even trade but i am interested in it. Hence my moniker. You see how your assumptions make you look dummer and dummer as the conversation continues?

youngest85:
And he calls himself bollinger...

Go school una no go go. Become enlightened una no go gree. What has my moniker got to do with anything. Will give you a hint though. Google is your friend. Use it. It is just like me saying because your moniker says youngest85 i would assume you were born in 1985. Doesn't that sound s.tupid just like your post?

kingthreat:
Caught in the act, you get bleeped up. simple

Smh.