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temblor1:
Come bro, wetin even carry you put for mai-guard
Shrine no dey your area, abi all dem babalawo's for Southwest don travel. You too like suffer head.
Common lappy you no fit press? Cheiii, I sorry for you

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

Visman:
This Nnamdi Cownu sef
Buhari dat cannot read
how come him cum dey visit ur fb page

steveneche:
Help My Friend Decide: 5million Or A 100k Job?

A friend of mine just got an offer from his late brother's company few months after his demise.

His late brother having been a prominent personality (head of finance) in the company he worked before he died, made the company to offer his younger brother my friend two options..

1. 5million naira cash or

2. a 100k job per month in the Same company.

we need your professional advice pls

BOOZELEE:
The Lockdown should continue but they should let children go back to school since the disease hardly kill children.

stupidity:
ofcourse it’s not my field. I didn’t say I was a writer.

stupidity:
Actually I was in this category of people talking about women, mostly the way I enjoy with them but I don’t body shame them, you’ll never know what it takes to be a woman. Your judgement on women is based ONLY on what you know and feel.

But it doesn’t stop the fact that women are life wasters shar. You go just land express because of women.


Women are to be feared, correct? Here’s the cruise in all this. Your father sent you to school, wasted money, hoping his son would become a man someday, remember mommas prayers too.

You haven’t even gone far in the life journey to make money and compensate that old man for what he did in your life, but you carry woman matter for head. Why won’t you go through all sort of things and see all sort of things when you won’t face life and leave women?


Another angle is, if after what your father did in your life, your education and social exposure and you still don’t have sense. God have no other way than to use women to deal with you. Make you for get sense. Nor Dey mumu follow woman!!!


If you are really really really busy with your life, the only business you’ll have with women(For now) Is to price the commodity, pay .............dash dash, that’s its. Everybody go em house onto something else.


Another angle is, you can’t just meet a woman and you expect her to be what she’s not. You think it’s that easy to meet your dream lady? They don’t come easy. your papa for marry the very first woman he dated in his time, dem for nor born you, maybe you for be woman sef . Did I insult someone? See cruise!!


Anyways, you guys should know whatever women are doing to you is part of life lesson. If you think women are really whores and what not then don’t you think it’s time you face your life and leave them out of it? But Nooooo, your penls nor go gree and you are still calling them who’re. Ode!!!

Time dey go!!! Dey call women who’re.

Ashawo!!! Na Toto go kill you last last. Yes, you!!! I Dey fear you!!!

Moji12:
i m very sure same cant be said of HIV/Aids. Besides do u sincerely think this two weeks lockdown will be enough to contain the virus when they are still seeing new cases on a daily basis? For how long are we going to be on the lockdown we would have to start living with it at the end of the day... my opinion though.

Moji12:
The honest and bitter truth is that this pandemic has come to stay, it is not going away,it is we humans that will adjust our life styles to adapt to the situation. It is going to be like the likes of malaria,thyphoid,diarrhea,cholera etc another disease has just been added to already existing ones. That is just the truth. The world wont remain the same.

Christthesaviour:
When do you think this global pandemic covid 19 will be over? Will things ever get back to normal?

Please give your prediction.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Imagine this young niggarrr. Very obvious he is not a real niggarrr. Pussy ass coward
No matter what you going through in life don't think of this shit

I will keep on telling my real niggarrrz
Try to learn any two out of this four things.
1) smoking weed
2) drinking alcohol
3) banging enough pussy
4) hang out with friends always
If you know how to do any two out of this four things then no matter the worries in life you can't think of suicide!

As for me i dey do the four things! Any problem jam me go jam my weed or if the problem follow me go virtual bet house( bet9ja) with my friends. Then we murder the problem for there! Later in the evening i drink one or two bottle then call Sandra the slim beautiful girl make she come bang me all night

excel101:
What kind of interview are they busy conducting in the US. They are interviewing Americans coming to Naija. They Better grant them free Visas.

Jamiubond009:
which yeye maths be dis one.if you spite messenger,you invariably have no respect for the person who sent him.does it merit this long epistle?This is what they use to befuddle the uninformed and gullible.

hopefulLandlord:
wetin go hit am? a mythical dead Jew who couldn't save himself from ordinary 3 nails yet called himself god? then his 11 idiots he runs around with stole his body and claim he rose on the third day? is it that jew? or is it the mythical Jewish god who doesn't have any problem with slavery as long as you don't enslave his chosen people, the Jews?

Foreign religions should stay in foreign lands especially idiotic religion called Christianity which originated in Israel but the Jews themselves don't believe in
do these Nigerian Christians know that there are far more Muslims and Judaism adherents in Israel than there are Christians?

The religious affiliation of the israeli population as of 2011 was 75.4% Judaism, 16.9% Muslim , 2.1% Christian and 1.7% Druze , with the remaining 4.0% belonging to minor faiths such as Samaritanism, Baha'iism or no religion

these are people whose ancestors lived during the time and saw this Jesus live and die but they don't believe he was dying for them

but a Nigerian read from a book and concluded that 97.9% of the Jews are wrong because logic favours storytelling over experiencing something, Amirite you must know Obasanjo more than the people living with and around him because you read Punch newspapers and check internet for news about him.

The worst part is the book they read and conclude on is a slavery endorsing book handed to their ancestors by their pink skinned slavemasters. a book that didnt even acknowledge your existence; or where in your Jewish mythology book called Bible is it written that Noah left israel, traveled down to the deep jungles of Africa to warn your forefathers of an impending "global" flood?

This socalled pastor is here spreading the stupid and invalid news of Christianity out of ignorance (I presume)

Every Nigerian Christian is either ignorant or endorses self deprecating stupidityt enslave his chosen people, the Jews?

Foreign religions should stay in foreign lands especially idiotic religion called Christianity which originated in Israel but the Jews themselves don

doctore212:
Bobrisky. I will vote for Him/Her

OkpaAkuEriEri:
am ashamed of confuse Igbo pple lyk u DAT luv afonja.
Lagos is a product of igboman

OkpaAkuEriEri:
I dnt no y dey envy us.
In Isolo dey use tout 2 chase Igbo voter
But Igbo show d tout pepper,
N mc oluomo come n start begging Igbo pple 4 peace talk.
If not dat Oba of Lagos beg Eze ndi Igbo of Lagos 2 4give his pple 4 findin Igbo mans trouble.Igbo pple will HV chase away all d Yoruba pple in Lagos back 2 Ogbomosho or Ile-Ife b.cos Igbo pple HV develop d hole Lagos & mk it wat it is 2day.

Lagos is 4eva Igbo mans property.

LuciferYaweh:
So all of a sudden, all SARS children nationwide will drop & die just like that?


I say it again:
Kolade Johnson was a yahoo boy that scammed people out of their livelihood without batting an eyelid.
Karma just caught up with him.

The only reason this is making waves is because he is well known around Mangoro for flaunting his ill-gotten wealth & our society uplifts immorality.
One can only imagine how many innocent people's lives he ruined in the process. Some may have even committed suicide (knowing whites).

Armed robbers have more dignity than yahoo boys. At least they risk it all knowing that operation may be their last.
Yahoo boys are cowards who hide behind monitors to perpetrate evil.

I cannot waste my sympathy on these lowlifes.



*spits

hsafarms:
Yoruba and Hausa keep making Nigeria proud..









Igbos make unna Repent ooo

macello4:
all man u fans are dog eaters wolverharmton go soon beat dem barstad club.

donstan18:
The post was strictly for sensible people.