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donwhizkid: Funny though!!!!! Candidates should be careful wit d kind of answers dey receive on dia cell phone... Av seen atleast 3 diferent English type D answers circulating... We wish dem d best...

Are you by any means encouraging exam malpractice?

oyinmio: no more teacher's whip ...... I am going to have a jolly holiday.

my bad

Tolexander: Holiday is coming!

Holiday is coming!!

No more hun hun hun Ringing bell

no more hun hun hun(e gat as e be ni o) teacher's whip

gud bye teacher, gud bye students scholars

am going to rest,

enjoying holiday!

Enjoying holiday!

Fixed

Guy person fit loose that your trousers take sew like 5 wrapper o.

We should remember that Nigeria derives most of her incomes from the sales of petroleum products. Fixing our electricity will definitely reduce the rate of generator usage thereby reducing our consumption of petroleum products.

I therefore do not see the federal government fixing electricity anytime soon.

Lolz, the same way we've been able to achieve the millennium development goals.

Naija sabi wish sha

Okija_juju: Maka gini?!


Did you miss the posts where Yoruba people were assaulting Stella Nwanne anyi?!

I dont blame them, this is why we encourage our daughters to marry only from their own kind..

See the rubbish!! Look at that Fat bastard called Wunmi that should be in the gym working out her weight issues trying to put Stella on blast!!

ABEGI!

Stella is from Edo state

^ You will so compound your problem by kneeling to beg her. Ignore her and move on with your life. Stop acting like a kid. Btw, how old are you?

Build the fence in ten years, and have it destroyed by boko haram in just a day.

saemmanuel: curiosity abt exploring women sexuality ..... i will accept anytin cos i knw i bleeped up and dis is 1 hell of a shame

Guy please stop talking. The more you try to explain yourself, the more you expose your stup!d!ty. Just admit you were Hot, but could not device a better means of expressing your libido. You also thought she was cheap and could easily grant your desire hence your jumping straight to her punny. Stop hiding under the guise of testing her.

@idemudia I see you o. How far man?

All the past leaders are better than the present leader(GEJ). Atleast for now Until the present leaves office and give us chance to reflect on his achievement.

To me

Best - Sani Abacha (During his time, education was vastly promoted. I remember emerging 2nd runner up from the whole of Lagos state in 1998 maryam abacha quiz competition having won it in my local government)

worst - GEJ (for now sha o)

Ukwu_Nnu: Bros, u been work for DHL?

But that ya Adidas polo eh, na Crouch dash u?

Mortiple: So to "BLACK" na problem?! GOD, please deliver Africans from COLO MENTALITY!

If you can read well and comprehend, you will know that I never directed any insult at him for his complexion. I'm also black. So please pack well and face your business.

CAMEROONPRIDE: ^^They transplant some parts of the brain, they make studies and experiments on brains, happy?

The NFL, American football league is actually looking for brains of former players to see the consequences of concussion.

Blood money make I hear and we are still living with less than $2/day right?

Una don increase am for us. It used to be less than 1 dollar per day. Thank God for this improvement o

Lolz

Oga Jarus, you black o. Abi na when you never hama be this?

angel TI: mtschewwww, e b lyk say u wan get cataract/glucoma abi?

anytin dat has tonto dike in it must hit FP sha ni

The only one wey dey give cataract na bushy, stinking, dirty and infected kpekus. I hope yours is not like that?

angel TI: d picture is really bad; dont kno if its really TD. I kno ds wl definately hit FP so lemme show face
#crossin my leg n waitn patiently for FP things

Don't cross the leg o, many of us have been waiting patiently to see what is between those legs.

cogitoErgo: Yes, pple foolishly do what u said, but it makes dem nothin!
Have u sincerely seen a person wu used human br.east to make money? I mean, d one u follow from when he got d brea.st to how he went to baba and how he used the brea.st to wen he startd making his money?

Exactly where I was actually driving at. I made my first comment to debunk cameroonpride's notion that the organs taken from human body are actually not intended for rituals. If the rituals really bring out money is what I won't believe

cogitoErgo: Dont u kno dat organs for transplant is scarce n d world today? so scarce dat scientists are even building it n d lab (bt its very expensive frm d lab)! Pple even sell their own organs(kidney) in order to raise cash!

So they now transplant breast? How long will kidney last outside the host body before if becomes non functional? How would you relate to those who remove the organs of dead people? You mean they transplant the organs to someone who is living?

CAMEROONPRIDE: Another dumb woman on the loose.

What is a ritualist? Lol Naijan are creating words everyday from ritualists to cultist etc .

Anyway those you call ritualists are organs traffickers, and yes you can make money in this activity.

Israel and others Western nations are ready to pay for organs, since their old people have the money to afford organs transplantation.

X kills y remove the kidney ,lungs etc..then go to the one who sent him(charlatan) X being gullible like the average Naijan thinks the charlatans use those organs for sacrifice and receive money. Lmao the charlatans will go and sell the organs. period

Same with babies , they make you think they kill those babies blame Naijan gullibility , lol they simply sell those babies to families or orphanages

What do they use the Organs for?

Messi be like: Hey Ronaldo HOW MARKET?" Ronaldo replied: Omo mehn na d way u buy am yesterday dem sell 4 me too ,,,,,,,,gudmorning

Afam4eva: Barca has one of the worst defence in the world and despite the fact that most of their defenders are short, most of the goal they conceded was through their tallest player. I think Barca needs to revisit their philosophy. It needs to be tweeked a little bit. They were bullied yesterday mostly physically. As for Madrid, they had no business losing this match by that margin. All in all, i'm happy for Germany. After the La Liga, the Bundesliga is my favourite league.

Mr! Stop giving excuse for the white wash. Barca fell to a team that is far better. After watching their game against PSG, and noticed how lackluster they were, I began to anticipate the meeting with Bayern. Wasn't surprised with the outcome. When xavi was interviewed, he couldn't even give excuse as to why the fell by that margin.

So please spare us.

SuyaEater: Epl has won 3 CL trophies....liverpool, man utd and chelsea

Man Utd won it twice I think

In the last ten years,
EPL has won 4 champions League trophies. Only Barcelona has been able to represent the Spanish league with 3. Where is Madrid

merengue: Its "margin" not "martin". And isn't Chelshit the first ever UCL winner to go out in the first round?

Isn't Barca the team with the worst CL semi final defeat?

merengue: That awkward moment when fans of 'Top Four is A Trophy" who have one UCL final appearance in 127 years of existence and fans of 'I Was Nowhere Until a Russian Crook Rescued Me" who have gone down in history as the first ever UCL champions to bow out in the first round laugh at successful clubs.

And the success is getting trashed by four goals margin at this stage of the competition? Lolz. What a disgrace to club football. So much for best league in the world

Jarus: La liga is no hype. 18 champions league trophies no be moinmoin. Only serie A, with 12, comes close.

There is a time to experience lull in every cycle. That is la liga is experiencing. Even at that, they have been consistently featuring in semi finals

Liverpool - 5
Man Utd - 3
Chelsea - 1
Aston Villa - 1
Nottenham forest - 2

So bros, english league still try small as far as Champions league trophy is concern

Onlyhandsome: just learnt dat Heritage bank is sending congratulatory messages now. Pls who has recived shuld pls share

Bia dude, are you insinuating that most people on this thread are jobless

ibkgab001: You have spoken out of ignorance do you know the exact caculatrion for trusses and equilibrium?

I suppose this is an engineering term right?

blanco56: Congratz! Jan 19 to April 29th how do u mean?

use your head na. He probably wrote the test jan 19 and got invite for TS which will begin on 29 of april.