Na zombies dey in power naa....
No brain...nothing.....

MrNipplesLover:
these times wey banks still dey observe COVID precautions, na him una come bring this one join. wey be say, to deposit money inside bank self, u go stay outside sit down for almost half a decade before e reach ur turn, na the time una wan bring another stupidity join.


well, na the people wey dey go out to vote I blame.
Nigerians need to stop participating in any political activity if dem wan make this country move forward.

this Buhari must be empty-headed, take it.

Don't mind them...I wish suffering for every individual that voted that clown as president into this country..
Una suffering never start....all Buhari supporters...una must suffer tire....so that when 2023 comes around...your zombie brains go reset and vote the right person in....
Tell me what is the need for BVN...yet you still hear of ghost workers every time...I can even do bvn for my great grand Pa...who is dead....is that one Bvn...
Yet they want us to come and queue and suffer just to collect one useless paper......so that they can tax us that fraudulent 7.2% multipurpose vat.......
Pay vat to eat food
Pay vat to drink water
Pay vat to buy fuel
Pay vat on vacation
Pay vat every where...
Pay state own...pay fed own pay local bigots own
..
On top, pay PAYE...pay income tax...u get company u pay join.....
Yet the money no do them...
Laslas na vat on top free air by God....we go pay am las....
Awon Oleburuku Ole Afajo......

Youngzedd:
When IPOB were protesting, many want them to be arrested and killed.


Today, we cannot even protest for the hike of electricity tariff and fuel price.

What goes around comes around.

Una never see anything, by the time Buhari is done with you guys, una go migrate to Niger Republic, Togo and Zimbabwe.

My brother, plenty Chelsea dry gin for u.
I give u one big Turkey laps join to coolee body.

U sabi ball joor

Openbusiness:
There's something incredible in football called ASSISTS! And that's the PERFECTION about Messi. He has the highest football assists in the world. He's not just a legendary goal scorer, he is also a legendary playmaker assists provider. Go and study football well, PAST and PRESENT, and tell me if there's any number 10 in the history of football as great as Messi is. A number 10 is a traditional midfielder. Ronaldo is a number 7, a number 7 is winger / supporting striker. But per excellence, Ronaldo = 7 + 9 combined. And here is where the true legend is, Messi = 10 + 7 + 9 all in one. And that's why people who UNDERSTAND football will always say that Messi is the best player in the world.

Claiming highest scorer in that wannabee tournament ......is Uefa Nations League even Cup? Is it even recognised? So if Argentina plays friendly matches all over the place...and messi scores in everyone ...surpassing that record.....will they acknowledge it?

JidennaJason:
Brilliant.... That's what Amotolongbo and her penal-diots crew are doing....


She wants to force me to clap for her penalty daddy because of 60 tap-ins and 40 international penalties.

What determination u talking about?
You mean that Filipo Inzaghi on steroids...or which one?
I bet that he will score some many penalty to surpass that feat...Lol

thesicilian:
Whether you're a Ronaldo or Messi fan, you just can't help but admire the determination of this guy Cristiano Ronaldo for greater things, even at his age.
It's purely inspirational.

Dembele is good.....Denis Suarez well okayish but too inconsistent...
EV winning 2 leagues should plague our judgement....that team had a free ride....no one was even challenging...it was a free ride....the real test came in the UCL....and he embarrasses us ......from 4-1 first leg to 3-0 loss....from 3-0 first leg to 4-0 loss....we still had iniesta for those 2 seasons......and the team was younger....
Season 2019/2020... EV really outdid himself from the team playing like it was on autopilot....no drive no ginger at all...to the Athletico Super Cope...debacle......
The problem with graizmann and messi is that messi seem to favour playing with Suarez has he is a striker...who plays off the backs of the defender, he also frees lots of space for him....messi sees himself as more of a striker along with Suarez ....but in the case of graizamann he will have to play the right wing...for graizmann to flourish.......
Graizmann shouldnt have been bought in the first place....its only a tactical genuis like Gardiola that really define the role of those 2 players.....
Let's watch out for preseason friendlies to ascertain our claim....

Masonkaycares:
Truth be told also EV wasn't a good coach. A player like Denis Suarez should have been given more playing time. Messi should have become a more central attacking midfielder than a second striker. In spite of this EV still won the league twice. Injury prone dembele should be sold this season. I see no reason keeping him. Coutinho should play from midfield. Greizmann should play from his favourite flank. Messi should be deployed as a false nine

That's why I support the board....those players bought for Valverde should have been utilized by him.... There is nothing parejo will do that Paulinho won't do x2...but that guy called valverde is not a good coach.

Masonkaycares:
Valverde wanted parejo they gave him Paulinho. Paulinho played well one season and they sold him. Barca's problem is the board not the coaches. Valverde never wanted for coutinho to be signed, even Antoine Greizmann, the board just sign players radically

Barca has someone in the mold of thiago already who is Pjanic.....who is also 30years.
Wajnaildum is a physical player and a box to box....I would prefer Thiago.....but we still need that physical mildfielder.
Without it we won't go far in the UCL...
Guardiola used it....Keita(very important for us against Bayern away...we player 1-1 he scored)
Luis Enrique used it Rakitic( very important he was a starter he had to come in for Xavi who was declining, he score in the final against juve...also in the second round of UCL against Man city.

Valverde don't count....because he is a shit coach.
Good coaches know their onions........
Can't barca buy the 2 players...?

cruxgemmata:
Clubs and coaches never stop this matter.

The man wants to bring his country man to his club. Barca wants some1 else.. Manager wants to manage, owners want money. Thiago go sell jersey pass Wijnaldum

Not much votes ......
BB naija will not rake in much money this Sunday....unlike last Sunday that laycoon won massively with BB turning down votes.

shedgoz:
Prince and Kiddwaya

Its all a lie...when has the government subsidize electricity......?
So what you saying is that we generate electricity from abroad for a token amount yet, the government adds little to it so we can get electricity is that what u mean.? When we have massive power plants all over the country....what are they subsidizing? Is it parts for maintenance or what exactly...when in advance countries everyone has moved on to self generation through solar energy, wind energy.....
Please you people don't be giving people false info and hope.......
This is not petroleum we talking here becos we know this govt have failed to have just a single refinery .......
But in the case of electricity....imagine....a social amenities for the people.....
We should be paying very little for this service....yet they are billing us hard.....why can't they subsidize transport then.....but they won't......this subsidy of a thing is a big lie....
The country have been hit hard due to covid 19, hence petroleum price in the international market is very low....so very low income for the country....that why they are running helter skelter looking for who to bear the brunt....yet when the country was booming the people didn't enjoy a single thing from this damn govt...nothing.....
Inflation, triple taxation.....increment everywhere....in no go better for Buhari ....and his children, children children...

soberdrunk:
If we put sentiments aside we will see that his argument is very valid but it will have been acceptable if the hardship the ordinary Nigerian is already facing isn't already very high. In this very hard times the priority should be what is good for 'Nigerians' not what is good for 'Nigeria'

Neymar keee?
That fillandering trickstar......That Neymar has come to flop jare.......
Did you know Ansu also scored against Germany but Ramos chop the goal.......
Ansu has given us enough entertainment at Camp Nou......he is like the second coming of Raul....

ObaKlaz:
Messi likes the boy a lot, but I don't think he is the heir to the throne.

You have to be magical (like, you do something and the whole stadium shouts, "wow! Impossible!! How did he even do that?!!!" to take Messi's throne, and the only person close to that is Neymar.

So he doesn't look younger than 17 abii?
You must be seeing double.......
That Ansu Fati is a great player......you will see the way he plays effortlessly........that kid is even sharp in the box 18......
Ineacho.......can't be compared........their play style is very different...
That kid reminds of the great Samuel Eto'O.......
That was how Eto was so good, in that age bracket....he came to Lagos national stadium to disvirgin our defence......in the year 2000.....
That's how you know great players....they do their thing effortlessly.....

solofresh:
17 my foot
Make dem dey deceive theirself up and down

My own dream self get plenty plenty issue....
My own na woman Ooo! . ..make I dream saybi wan gbashi woman...I go just wake up.....I just dey happy say in no enter the place.....
Omo.....this same dream na every time ooo! Women women everywhere......So I ban all interaction with women now....its not bee easy Ooo. .

DonTattaglia:


Trash.. Even unbelievers of Lord Jesus see themselves eating in dreams, I know a few and yet they are doing extremely very well in their careers & family. It's all about your state of mind.

Maad Maan! You think say I don't forget wetin u do Amaka that year?
How ladies go be your bestie when them see the Gbola.......She go run comot...
I believe that ladies are bestie with guys who have small Gbola....they will he like, can this one even do anything nii......

lefulefu:
a girl can have a normal male friend butr when e don pass dat normal friend level to bestie level then guy they both sleeping with each other

Ori e gbale gidi gan nii!
So you telling me they are not generating Mich money from electricity? You don't know shit......is the fault of the masses that they can't produce not up to 5,000 KWH of electricity till now after they privatised the sector?
Those guys guys generate trillions of niara from Electricity tarrif and what can they show for it? Or they use everything to pay salaries right? Are there not expert countries like Germany who can look into this problem.....common southafrica is generating 10,000kwh.....
Its not about paying less as per KWH....
Its about wastage of funds and embezzlement....

kikero:
You cannot produce power at 53 naira per kwh and sell it at 31 naira per kWh

With government wasting 1 trillion naira, part of which comes from loans and grants to make up the 22 naira per kWh.

The power sector has been running at a loss since privatisation. It's the reason why we don't have sufficient light, because the sector is not earning sufficient money to fix things

Matters are made worse by discos not providing meters, and people not paying their bills.

Oga! How much is a Cent to Naira? What is a Cent to a Dollar......?
How can you say 8 cent is close to #400.....?
They told us that the subsidy was removed....or did they say it was partial nii...they said removed....
Importing fuel....we all know the international prices has crashed...so why the exhorbitance in price of fuel in our own country....not quite long they reduce the pump price to #110....so what happened?

leokid866:

Sorry please you will exchange one dollar for 360 but not cents? Do you even understand currency value and exchange? They removed part of the subsidy not all of it.....don't forget we import this product at the momment.....if it were all removed we will probably be buying it at 8cents per liter....which would be almost 400 at the moment.

Ogbeni is cent equivalent to dollar to use 360? Against 6 cent?.....
Cent that is a common coin......
Which subsidy are they removing small small..? Shebi they said they had removes subsidy and it was #143 naira......per litre...so what subsidy are they removing....?
Its not like the country is not making sales in crude Oil...they are selling crude oil and cashing out massively......but this greed ....for too much wealth, that its just too much they can't really think and plan for .....
High VAT
High Electricity bill
High transport cost(becos of social distancing)
High everything......(even to eat at Mama Put...one plate of EBA now don reduce....I can no longer eat and belleful)
Please they should reduce it....they can't keep fooling us Oooo! #143....to 145 now to 151.....we no greee

leokid866:

First you people shouted remove subsidy...
Now that they can't afford it anymore and are removing the cap small small they are now scam.....current pump price in the u.s is .6 cents per litter even if you use 360 that is still over 200 per litter....so what is it you want again?

You guys are lying......
There is this promo from Sportybet about giving #30k in your sportybet account....you guys chatted with them, they gave u a link to sign in...that's where money miss road.....through the link your login details was retrieved .....hence if you input your MasterCard or Verve details in your account...it will be debited instantly......
So the problem came from fake sportybet promo......una must sue them.

Memberclub:

That's so sad.
Someone knows your login details
Or maybe someone just guessed your password. Get to the bank first thing tomorrow

Shomolu and Mushin Rats.... I rep them! Them get AK -47 now.......Ta lon Gbemu!

NOC1:


Don’t compare them with Lagos rats.

Can Absu rats swim? Lagos rats are ocean divers

The sound of Lagos rats on your roof can wake up a ghost.

Lagos Rats are notorious, fearless operate in the day without fear.

The boy should fumigate that room, the smell from that room will be horrible.

Keep bluffing.......
BBN won't do the same mistake they did with Tacha last season........
This time around.......if BBN messes up, they are going under ....the show is dead.

Excuses:


There is no direct influence of the effects of any BBN star on any Nigerian..they come and go. Before now how many people new the Laycon guy..like u said, u liked him because people were all about him..trust me he may be evicted and the show will run damn well like no body gives a shit..
As soon as he goes there will be a replacement..that's life!

masturbation gallore.....seriously your phone go just blow comot come kill u.....u just land for hell fire be that....Lol
Seriously glo network is shit....you can't use it for online streaming or online gaming......even common watch YouTube na die......



quote author=bluefilm post=93451447]I will be buying the 100K package.

That means I can download the whole of pornhub!!![/quote]

Nonsense talk....
Football has evolved bullshit....he should be moving his lazy ass, yet he keeps running helter skelter.
Football more physical and with speed.....yea, because you too old to catch up dude....
Its more than DNA....yea you don't have the DNA to even trap a pass on the field dude... U can't even do a one touch pass......when last has Barca played one touch football.....football is technical.....sevilla that won the Europa league are not as physical as inter...or am I lying.
That's why we brought koeman...to move all ya lazy ass dude for more intense training...

Why should the board resign for him?
He should leave....the team will be better Off..
At least now...anybody can score goals.....unlike pass the ball only to messi (dependency)
He was so big that you could hardly see him relate with the rest of the team in training....only Suarez....
He even let the coach play only his friends.....
When the new coach came to fire Suarez.....he went bombastic......He should go jare.
We Barca fans appreciate his work.....and all he has done for us.

Next is for some Dembele Magic.......

Trainee223:
I think there is still hope if the board resign with immediate effect, but if he decide he wants to move on then so be it. The club can still build a young talented squad from our academy. Ansu fati et al should be promoted properly

Ronaldinho left we still move on.

But the board must RESIGN


mès Què un... Força Barca

Awon Olote!
Barca has won everything winnable......so you guys should eat shit.
Messi leaves or he doesn't leave .....we Barca fans are cool by it.
In messi case, there was Romario, there was rivaldo....there was figo...there was Ronaldinho....they all came and left....messi will come and go but Barca will still be the same.
Barca will fight for Laliga trophy, and all other trophies.....
We will win if we wanna win....some idiot said we will go trophy less...in your dreams.....

Your head summersault for there.
Which club u be?
I know say Belle sweet u....Barca and messi don Bleep your club finish like fowl....
Oga!......Waka comot for here.

AkwaIbomMan:
this one wan save face.
Oga keep explaining from now till tomorrow truth still be say na Bayernn cause am

Niggar don't cry......every thing is gonna be alright.
Messi wants all his paddies to stay. They all old. He doesn't want them to leave, but it's time for the oldies to go.
Suarez doesn't wanna go...messi wants him to stay. So the new coach koeman told Suarez to Bleep off. Messi became angry and said he wanna leave too becos of Suarez......the 8-2 wasn't the cause...becos valverde era too, they where chopping enough lashing left right and centre....they wanted a coach to sugar coat them, make them feel like Gods....oppressing the youngstars.......
He has to go now, so that the team can come a team and not a one man Army Amigos.

Long live Barca.
Time for Fati -LM-Dembele Magic......Dembele to reignite some campnou magic.
Ole'

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
This is not alright

Common Lionel Messi..... don't go please.....
Don't worry we will overhaul that shitty defence
We will sell greizmann because he can't fit into our style of play
We will leave Suarez on the bench....we know he is behaving like actor on the pitch..... falling and rolling for every little touch...
Please!

Funny babe.
The funniest part is that the FA Cup in England, likewise the Copa Del Rey in Spain, is called the Challenge Cup, it has one funny name like that.
It doesn't even have swag at all.
The jersies alone are like Egungun own....too much red and yellow.......like Watford.
Eyimba blue jersey so dull......that Chelsea's jersey is better than it.

SexytorresE:
Cos we hate lies . I can’t be seeing a “Conner kick” while ref will award it as “penalty “

I no fit laugh...I swear I fall comot for chair Oooo.

nBag:


my brother chop knuckle. I cannot forget 2004 growing up in Kano. my brothers decided to flex me as per bday boy. them Carry me go stadium go watch pillars game. weed smell choke us till bday boy fell asleep na fight wake me up. imagine a close range shot brushed the goal post and rest on the net from behind not inside o. referee see the thing like inside net e blow goal. fight start trust Hausa boys naa. my question is if the owners referee missed it. what was the referee doing. if you see how we take cut out leave stadium.

PSG 2 - Bayern 0

Seriously....woow!
Where is Sussy Sweety my lover....she dey talk say without 2Million no wedding..

Busayobanks:
person dey ask if 500k would be enough. when we just planned ours which is 370k. God na 370k we dey ask for pere.

You better beg messi to find you English teacher.
This your spoken grammar can kill fish for ocean Ooo!

Be careful of what you say....person fit slap u here for nairaland...if you like continue

Confirmedzombie:
Messi is a pool and an illitrate who cant even spoke good gramer

Let him went out of Barca, we dont wants him any more.

His carrier will dead ones he lefts Barca

Watch and you saw what i said one day.