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Helping her...chaiii....so as u dey help, naso another man dey help service the Kpoli naa!...

When she said pls can u send me money, u send..
She call again, can you help me with recharge card u go send.
She call again, please my mummy is sick, I don't have money, u go send.
She call again, she thank u well well...then she go say she has not eaten in days...u go send.

U will now be thinking, haaa! Girl can u come and even see me...? She go say she dey her mama house, she busy...intact she is not happy, becos she never see money fix her nail....u go send....At least as u take talk am, make we dey help the ladies.....Pray make your brain no Summersault ooo!

Web637:
Useless posts


Some average People mentality / reasoning is not  proper

Do not think some people relate with one another because of sex,  hence you can show love to individuals without having any sexual intercourse,,
She doesn't give her body because of some certain reasons and you must respect that. Be a responsible person ...Do not push any woman away because she refuses to have sex with you, Instead you should keep helping her if need arises....

PERIOD.

Oh Oh! old men you say! But they weren't old last season abii?
That's not my business if the coach has never coached before...na me appoint am....but this same coach help juve win Super Copa Italia.....even in the final of Italian cup....
Just admit it.....Ronaldo has dragged Juve down......and Europa league is the destination.

Meninmen:
Lol. Bonucci and Chiellini are old men who can't keep up with the pace of modern football any more. Pirlo is not a proven coach. Which club has he coached before? The Juve job was too big for him.

You don't get it....
Becos of Messi Barca is still fighting for Laliga every season...take Messi away from Barca and we no go qualify for even Europa League..

But even with Ronaldo Juve go still play Europa league next season simply becos he has neva been decisive for this juve team.....in fact him dey short them....Na Ronaldo won score all their goals to the detriment of his fellow team mates.

blazepascal:
Issorite.messi fans are happy seeing this news ,but don't forget Ronaldo is not to be blamed for juve misfortune. he's the highest goal scorer in seria and he's working hard for the team ,but the team aint reciprocating. pirlo is inexperienced. last week he saved the team from udinese. he score two crucial goals only few people talked about it . well if you check it very well you will know Ronaldo is not the problem of juve .juve have a bad playing pattern even though you exclude Ronaldo from the team they will still crumble .there's still slight hope for them . even if they end up playing Europa it will be a good thing as they are likely to win it and bounce back.

Oh! Is that soooo!
So Chiellini and Bonucci are nonsense defenders abii?
So Pirlo is a nonsense coach abii?
If that is the case C Ronaldo is a Nonsense Player na...Lol

Meninmen:
Shut your trash. CR7 is the highest goal scorer in Seria A this season. He has done well considering Juve has a useless midfield, a leaking defense and a baby Coach. If the rest players have put in half of the effort he has put in Juve, the team wouldn't be were they are today.

When he was winning free UCL at Madrid becos Messi no longer has a good coach at Barca, you people said Messi was finished already.
Ronaldo goals this season comprises of some strike and plenty Penalty....that's why we call him Penaldo.
He is dragging that juve team down......He is there focal point in attack, as their attack is not fluid like before....simply to satisfy his ego of being the highest goal scorer to the detriment of the confidence of his other team mate...now Milan all had to do was mark Rinaldo and it is finished.....That is why Juve is lacking this season....if pirlo had done otherwise and made morata or the attack more fluid...you CR7 fans will be saying they are not using him to his strength.
Verdict: juve should cash out bad bad...and sell his ass to China.....he can get u 20 goals but like a certain Ronaldinho....he can no longer carry Juve.....what a shame!

ojaysam25:
This is ronaldo most prolific season at turin....juve were undone by signing a rookie coach....when last did they kept a clean sheet...
For juve to have won serie a ronaldo most score 80 goals in serie A and 60goals for top 4...and i dont think there is any player that has done that....he might likely win the golden boot missing out on the top4...
where did he go wrong this season..... and if they manage to see top4 he is likely to be the man to propelled them....if not for his herotic agAinst udinese they would have been out of the race by now.

How can you compare an harlot's networth to a footballer earning even nothing less than $30k a week.....please do your math.

U sound like that Baba that year 2006 that said his IFA told him Arsenal go beat Barca....London was Red Blah Blah Blah....in shock am!
That Man city squad is complete....the team most complete always wins the UCL....and also Barcelona Luck factor.....so Oga do your Otutu Oyo.....tire .....Chelsea can't win......

Casham:
I am only quoting you so I can get back to this after we lift the trophy. I already told them last year that Chelsea is lifting the UCL trophy 2021. I don't care who goes to that final with me. It'll end in tears for them.
UCL is Blue(Chelsea blue, not sky blue).
Europa is red(Arsenal, not United).
London we rise!

He his handicapped already.....the wife won't chase her sister away....he can only complain but he can't also...check the text, he doesn't have total control of his wife.....the only saving grace his if he completely ignores the temptation.. But you know Men!
My advice is he should remove eyes.......(He was describing the size of his wife's sisters Breast) He is completely 90% in it....

oke2018:
Report her to your wife , the earlier the better or better still caution her in the presence of your wife since she needed that embarrassment give it to her in full.

We can't Ooo!
Even the way he described the Lady.....You will know that the Man has.........Please help finish my senstence.

SweetCunt97:
So men cant see all this and remove eyes? Who do una this thing?

U dey mind am! He enter the place tey tey...come dey give us cock and Bulls story...

The wife go night vigil......But him no go! Chai!

luminouz:
Alaye, this your format don cast tey tey na


Please,find another lie.

Yinmu

Dannyoung2008:
Guy!, Come abeg make I whisper something for yr ear.." guy u dey talk nonsense, no dey display yr ignorance like this for outside, jst read nd pass if u no know details about something ehn, no loud am, jst go try delete this post" I no want make others hear na y I dey tell u on code...oya chop knuckle we be guys

Something in just dey hungry me to dey slap people like you for face....Must u ever comment.......?
Nigeria was never great....? See your big mouth.....if you think the economy we had in the 60s was much worse than now then you are a complete slowpoke!
Buhari has done something great.....U are not thinking well, what has buhari done well? What revenue are u talking about, is it the borrowed money from every angle?
Please try and enlighten people with your comment....call a spade a spade.....please think well before you write...BIKO

neyohh:
Firstly, Nigerians r not religious , more like pretender's, so you can't blame voter's choice on religion.

Secondly, Nigeria was never great, like never ever.

Thirdly, buhari despite being a failure in many ways has done some impressive stuff with dwindling revenues, Nigeria is broke like a mthffker.

Lastly references to karl Marx makes no sense.

Simple answer, Nigerians are useless just as much as their institutions and government, and correct we can expect them to select another buffoon or not even vote at all because there are more important things to attend to like bbn.

There's no recompense!

I will love to know what its like to work for those cooperate companies over at Canada as regards working in Nigeria......
I have worked with in some good companies here as an Admin Manager, and I can tell you that its not encouraging at all.......Was thinking if that same harsh treatment still exist over there in their workplace...

I love your story so much, and I can categorically tell you that I believe all you said. Canada/U.S still the best and I am planning to move there one day. U.K is a no no for me.

Lol! Buahri wee don die they tey!
Next time i pray the people should vote for Babangida for next term....so that the suffering can continue race to power 3.




quote author=rejoice4eva post=101045788]One day the wind will blow and we will see the yansh of the fowl. Thank God, internet never forgets. I hope Adeshina children will be able to proudly bear the name of their father, in 2 years to come, when they are confronted with their fathers years of wicked manoeuvre to please and serve evil rulers through manipulation of facts and distortion of Justice[/quote]

Abi naa!
Entered Babcock university at the age of 16 years, finished 20 years, did service 1 year plus....enter union bank 21 years......
That's what private school do to you.

Philipponzaghi:
Union Bank.

She is also an Alumna of Babcock University.

You said training school....how many do get the job eventually after training school?

The same training school filled with contract staff.......go and do your research and find out the number of core staff employed into Access Bank, I bet with you maximum of 3 core staff.

Don't be naive and mix Contract staff with Core Staff of the bank....those you see in training school are Contract Staff.

rookidmart:
This shows you don't even know anything about the bank at all.
You can meet any core staff for their payslip and see how much they're paid monthly.

Also it's not a government job that you need "connections" in order to be employed.


Lmao. You say they hire at a maximum 3, have you ever been to their training school? It's at Allen, Ikeja, go and see the number of people there if it's "just 3"

This is really none of my business.
I'm not even defending their hiring practices or the quality of their services.
I was just pointing out to the previous poster that whatever reason they have for hiring young people, it's not to pay them peanuts as the poster insinuated.

If you have any grouse with their hiring practices you can go to their head office to complain.

That's why we are different from Them. We christian preach peace and Love.

You see, when you are Christlike and follow the doctrines of Jesus Christ all this issue should not bother you. Our beloved God and Christ will fight for us.

We preach by our faith in Christ. What is death its just a passage to eternal rest and to die believing in Christ Jesus, you are already flamboyanting and jubilating with the lord in heaven.

All this small issue of Book Haram, All Queada...etc are small matters. The time will come, they will be no more.....what I believe is that few powerful people are sponsoring all this terrorist group to cause mayhem.......

The sooner we shall see, I have disliked Buhari from the onset.....People complained about his leadership style from the onset since he ruled Nigeria and how he went about it (1982) well we are here now.






quote author=ComeToJesus post=101027979] "This self-seeking and fanatical monster and cold-blooded and heartless beast who regards himself as a high standing member of our community and who constantly and disrespectfully refers to Christians as "unbelievers" should be arrested by the authorities like a common criminal, stripped naked, put in chains, placed in a tiny monkey cage, paraded before the public, tried in a court of law and made to spend the rest of his sorry life in that facility for his undying and remorseless support and love for terrorist organisations like Al Qaeda and the Taliban" - Vintage FFK.

FFK is the only one who can deconstruct and demystify any person that is antithetical to common sense.[/quote]

Which access bank is paying #260k?
Is it for the core staff or everyone? For core staff they only hire at maximum 3 and I believe they are paid #240k......those 3 employed ( we know na both connection and every every)
See stop deceiving yourself. How can a bank restrict age of employment to 24 years.....?
Yet it is most shittiest bank I have ever seen or banked with in my entire life.....
Go to Gtb bank were we have mature men as staff doing banking services and providing solutions for its customers.

rookidmart:
I'm not defending their hiring practices or anything.
I just wanted to correct the bolded.
Access Bank is actually the highest paying Bank in Nigeria.
They pay their entry level staff almost 260k monthly (aside from the other bonuses, allowances, profit sharing, etc that's standard for bank staff), plus a car (financed by your salary).
That's more than the amount seasoned staff get in many other industries and government parastatals.

The power vested in me now pronouce both of u, Man and Woman!

Your may kiss the Man!

wumi2017:
Tufiakwa .....rara o Sweetheart mi ,,I can't trade d love I have for you for anything o Even one billion dollars

Manchester city 2 - Tottenham Hotspur 0

Great Player....

What do you expect...when you told her your love for her na.. Jackie Chan! .....so she go repay the favour naa

Hmm....We don't fancy him....Please next Talent!

The man go do short time for London! .....In no see Gworo and Kunu drink for here....so him go taste fresh looking English babe...abi no be the meaning of Short Rest Be That?

Please Papa God, terminate Buhari for us (heartache death) before 2023, so that Osinbajo can be president through Designated Survivor......please God! Your children are suffering ......If this Man continue Heen! Na to hear say Naija don split be that..... If naija split...to come marry Amaka or Happiness go heard ooo!

I believe you don't have ears to listen and understand lyrics and also comprehend them before spewing trash...if he smokes cocaine...it shouldn't be a business of yours..
At least Bob Marley did better abii?

Let me ask you, what kind of songs do you like? Lil Wayne abii?

caracas:
What’s special about this Igbo( marijuana) inspired lyrics

Respect Burna Man!
When I listened to Twice as Tall.....I knew he would just win it....those speech is so full of pure motivation. The way he delivers it.....
What Dbanj, Davido, even whizkid could not do....you did it....
Burna Man.......Respect...i still like that Ye! Make I dey gbadun that one jare......

kanmie:
I dey tell you my guy, you know my style
E no be Jazz, them dey sell am for eBay
If you say you get mind and you wanna try
You go go die, iberibe
It's been a landslide for a long time
But them no wan believe me
All of una combine, shey you wan try
Oya do am, if e easy
Who bad enough? Who do it like me?
Make una phone my cellular (wait)
Your back and your spinal cord e go break
If you carry my weight
Because I'm way too big
Way too big to be fucking with you
To be fucking with you, mmh
Because I'm way too smart
Way too smart to be falling in your trap
Fucking with you, mmh
'Cause I'm way too cool
Way too cool to be losing my cool
(Oluwaburna)
Truly, truly
I bring the thunder like Muri
They say I'm on drugs, ti mi o mu ri
But everything dem talk still no dey do me
Them say na because me I be skuri
Before my life changed I lived in a movie
Used to roll with the shank just like Julie
Still Popcaan 'cause I'm unruly
Beat my case 'cause of hung jury
Took my place as the shine shine bobo of
The Nigerian music
Because I'm way too big
Way too big to be fucking with you
To be fucking with you, mmh
Because I'm way too smart
Way too smart to be falling in your trap
Fucking with you, mmh
'Cause I'm way too cool
Way too cool to be losing my cool
Na your problem
I done tell say na your problem
You just mad because I'm poppin'
Na your problem
Say, na your problem
I done tell say na your problem
You just mad because I'm poppin'
Na your problem
I dey tell you my guy, you know my style
E no be Jazz, them dey sell am for eBay
If you say you get mind and you wanna try
You go go die, iberibe
It's been a landslide for a long time
But them no wan believe me
All of una combine, shey you wan try
Oya do am, if e easy


After listen to this song... I knew Burna Boy is way above the likes of Davido and wizkid

Your Ronaldo Penalty marchant is a failed Rat.
He was brought to juve to win the UCL...Oya let him do it na.....Lol
If Barca sell messi heen, Laporta the new presido kuku know that if he tries it the team his dead...Messi contributes 70% of everything Barca his this season, without him, the team go dey 15th on the table and it will be fighting for Europa league unlike Ronaldo...Madrid no even miss am, Perez self cashout big time......
Juve is even planning to sell his ass...make Ronaldo go PSG...let's see if h go win UCL for there too...at least league title with juve and PSG na guarantee....no hassle....even in Madrid league title was no guarantee for Madrid...
I bet Ronaldo go run go MLS....man u self won't be stupid to buy him.......

Kingcalls:
Superp goal with 5.2 ...what if the paupers penalty miss... so they are paying him for champions league glory of many years ago ...inukwa...I never hear this one b4. ...they are paying him huge because if past glory ....messi fans una no go kee person ... they disgraced u guys 5.2 and u are talking about scoring a superb goal ... but u guys insulted Ronaldo despite scoring the goals for juve as they were eliminated...u see y they say messi fans are hypocrites... u guys condemned Ronaldo , called him penaldo and tapnaldo but ur man 5 goals this season in the CL had 4 penalties, now who is the penalty lord ?? E b like say na God de shame una ooo

Lol! Do am abeg! Make in brain reset....
That guy no sleep well...

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

BENEFICIAL12:
Once you say "I love you" they will pause and access you if you really have the cash.
Whatever a man does... WOMEN can do even better...


I'm waiting for the lady that will come and marry me

Naso Jare! Them expensive toto

See your mouth like soaking bowl.....
Money must be in the relationship my foot....
This Toto of a thing that drives u guys crazy....I don't know ...if na devil...remove what between their legs...and check first if 90% of this ladies even deserve a relationship...can be very boring...unimaginatic....problematic..
See na our Mama we go meet marry wife come from village for us....These city women are just too fuckery ...bullshit.

Zzor:
Thank you for being truthful and in tune with reality, let them be doing fairytale love here ,tell me which relationship can survive without money,as for me and 99.9percent of ladies I can't be in a moneyless relationship, that's the bitter truth but most want to appear good before the gullible Nairaland men but me can't hide how it is in my mind,I will talk since its a faceless forum.let them keep deceiving themselves

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You think say that idiot go school at all, before your dey ask am Job interview question


quote author=Fahdiga post=99538567] Do you know the meaning of tactical?[/quote]

Hahahaha!
As I see you so...you go bleep chicken one day....Spiritual Konji na Bastard....Lol

tnerro1:
Am looking for a big girl to bleep today, not fat not skinny, but a tall big girl with ass and boobs to seriously bleep. E don dey hungry me since yesterday .....