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GLO...da bomb!!!

wamiikechukwu:
Me i just dey wonder oooo

If you keep your android device's internet connection on when using Xender WiFi, it will tell you to visit a URL on the internet - that's what the OP is trying to say.

Donald3d:
I am not the one that said oo oga , I just commented . my mind even skipped the part where he said native

Oh!, I no look wells ooo.

Donald3d:
There many ways of building apps nowadays , I don't mean those website that generate apps for you. It doesn't always have to be java

Hehehe, I know. You said native android apps, there are only 2 languages that are truly native to android: Java and Kotlin, others are core hybrid platforms (Ionic, React Native, Native script e.t.c, e.t.c) or partially hybrid (C#). For serious enterprise applications, its best to stay within these languages, others are mostly not good for enterprise.

All in all, you said NATIVE ANDROID. So it's either Java or Kotlin.

ayaf die ooo

Good knowledge of Java is supposed to be a minimum requirement, not an advantage.

I thought as much. The way the light take off no be here ooo.

See my own ooo, and I wasn't notified via SMS. These people dey thief ooo!!

It seems like it is a tradition for Nigeria's power grid to collapse in the month of January.

ifex370:
Mpa where you go like serve na.. Make I help put u for prayer's.. because na borno I de see for my vision oo

Visions from the land of illusions ba You can keep it. I dash you.

ifex370:
Stop following me ikenna... I'll soon hack your life and insert "destroy" within the pseudo code

Look at the upper right corner of your phone, right under the time and battery indicator. See that red button?? The one with 'Goan die' written on it?? Click it and save us earthlings some stress.

ifex370:
Whats the best place to serve?

Land of illusions

Jesusloveyou:
but you know that with the plan at hand, with more local production,before 2020 bag of rice will be 6k,
Again with the plan of more refinery, importation will reduce.
With the combine reduction of rice and fuel, price of dollar will fall.
With this, before 2020 Nigeria will be back to glory

How you fail to learn!! What plans?? Is it the one with a board of dead people? Or the one where the people who are supposed to execute the plan don't even know what the plan is??

GraGra247:
I read that story and I remember putting the blame on this young man.

I thought the lady insisted she would arrest him.

This is opportunity to bring him to justice and she's dodging.

I'm beginning to change my mind if lady fails to respond.

Drop this mindset as you leave 2017. Its unwise, and utterly foolish.

To point 2...

2. PDP met the Dollar at N20 when they came in 1999, but left it at N220 in 2015 when they were leaving.

Following the method of analysis of point 1 above, in 16 years, naira lost an equivalent of #200 of its value. That's about #12.5 per year on average. Let's not begin to imagine the gory, horrendous, depressing picture an analysis of your patron's 2 years will portray.

I think I'll stop here, cos I don't want to be the excuse for another suicide attempt.

Warning: Don't try to analyse the other points, it can lead to acute depression, and subsequently, suicide.

spyx64:
Talking about 16 years of PDP Vs only 2 year of APC.....

1. PDP met a bag of rice at less than N2500 in 1999, but left it at N11,000 in 2015 when they left power.

2. PDP met the Dollar at N20 when they came in 1999, but left it at N220 in 2015 when they were leaving.

3. PDP met petrol pump price at N11 when they came in 1999 but left it at N87 when they were leaving in 2015.

4. PDP met a bag of cement at less than N400 but left it at N2000 while they were leaving in 2015.

5. PDP met a tin of milk at N15 in 1999 but left it at N100 when they left in 2015.

6. PDP met only OPC in 1999 but left us with Niger Delta militancy, Avengers, MASSOB, IPOB, BAKKASI and Boko Haram as at when they left in 2015.

7. PDP was ushered in with a free and fair election in 1999 by the military but they left us with ballot box snatching, rice sharing for campaigns, do-or- die politics, political assassinations, etc...

8. Hmmm even Life expectancy for Nigerians was 59 years when PDP came in 1999 but PDP left it at 42years... All these outlined problems are the legacy of the PDP led government.

The ppl and party that brought Nigeria and Nigerians to her knees are again offering Nigeria advice on governance, can someone tell them to please let us give this administration its four years, before judgement.

What they couldn't do in 16yrs, they demand this administration to deliver in one year. Are these people serious?

May God help Buhari bring back our lost Glory. Even as I buy a litre of petroleum at N145 or more, I will continue to endure.

Even as power generation drops, I will continue to believe that things will get better.

Even as the exchange rate remains high, I will continue to have faith in God believing that one day it shall be better.

Even as salary is not paid as at when due, I shall continue to believe that this condition is not forever.

Even as the prices of food items and other commodities have gone high, I will continue to have faith and confidence that one day it shall become history.

I campaigned for CHANGE. I voted for CHANGE. I believe in CHANGE. I so much believe that one day I will be counting the much benefits of CHANGE.
#CRACKTEAM

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Please don't do this, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

I'll prove that by countering some of the points you listed. So, let's begin.

It seems we are counting the years between 1999 and 2015 inclusive, so that would be 16 years in total... good!!!

Point 1 says PDP met a bag of rice at #2500 and left it at #11000. Thanks for the bit of honesty though, its getting a lot more difficult for BMCs to defend their patron with sound and honest arguments these days. Almost an impossible task I'd say.

So, a bit of math here:
11000 - 2500 = 8500. Rice increased in price by 8500 naira in 16 years, that's an average of 531 naira every year. Now let's compare with that of your patron, we all know who. Between 2015 and 2017, rice increased in price by #7000 to be sold at #18000. On the average, that's about #3500 increase in price per year!!! God forbid, but going at that rate, in 16 years, the price of rice in the market would increase by #56000 to be sold at #67000!!! Now, I won't wish that on my greatest enemy. I'm coming to your second point in a bit.

northvietnam:
NDI AGU AMECHI AKUNANU.....

THIS GUY SHUT COAL CITY DOWN

Monaque Ugwuaji!!

vicadex07:
and how is that related to tying you down from leaving the west to yiboland.

The hate and bile propagated against other tribes on your Radio Biafla and by Nnamdi Kanu is reason enough for anyone to thoroughly resent you people.

You people boast and chest beat as if you have some super human abilities and are invisible, calling others cowards. Why won't they make fun off you when soldiers humiliate u and use u for target practice.

You are so deluded, most of you act brainless...

Kindly explain your leaders' counter threat of leaving Nigeria if the SE & SS does. Leaches.

You do not want us to leave your shithole of a nation, but want us to leave South West?? That ain't happening. I am glad you peoples' eyes are finally opening. We're gonna torture Biafra outta you.

vicadex07:
You are a complete grade one fooool. Ur brain is filled with fufu.
You people can move freely to yiboland every Christmas without nobody holding you, but when its time for u to go back home for Biafla, that's when Yoruba will come and tie you down with invisible ropes.
The last time fashola gave u free lift and deported some of your kins to yiboland free of charge, una no let anybody rest on social media with your wailings. Na so so ultimatums upon ultimatums and begging UN, ICC, USA, ETC for help.
Now tell me oloripelebe, which Yoruba people are tying you down in the West

The last time someone stood firmly for Biafra, peeps like you rejoiced when Nnamdi Kanu's house was shot at illegally.

resurgentxtian4:
Na their wahala be that. As long as they are law abiding, pay tax and don’t interfere with our politics, everything will be alright. All their plans against yorubas will fail naturally. No need to split hairs about it.

We will pay the tax, abide by the law AND interfere in your politics cos its also our politics.

Programmers are going nowhere, how we program is what is likely to slightly change. By that I mean, rather than your conventional methods of programming, we'll have to incorporate, integrate, and develop systems through AI, and that does not even apply in all cases.

No matter how advanced AI becomes, there are two professions that have to manage them, Software Developers (a.k.a programmers) & computer engineers.

kinibigdeal:
Have you heard of Proforce in ogun state?

I don taya for this Proforce thing. Go research proforce wella. Proforce OUTFITS and customizes vehicles. Turning standard cars and trucks into armoured ones. What they mostly do is take apart a vehicle, then reassemble it with a different body part and customizes its engine for better power and ruggedness. Even they don't claim to be vehicle manufacturers, so cut it out.

Visit their website at proforcedefence.com for more information, thanks.

Funny people all over this forum. Many even unbelievably foolish.

You believe Innoson forged clearance documents (No court judgement yet), but then defend GTB who have had not one, but two REAL court judgements against them for REAL cases of fraud against Innoson who by the way, is a true nationalist, and a definition of a real patriot (you can argue that if you want). Funny, foolish lot.

The stupid people don't even know that Innoson is actually fighting for them, or do y'all think Innoson's case is isolated? Whatever they did to Innoson, they have done, and are still doing to y'all, only at a very much smaller scale.

slapandfall:
Most importantly, if dreams do come through, you would have had sense

See corner pass ooo!

Nonnyflex:
Is it only me who feels that 3m is still on the high side?

I don't have #3m, but you are definitely poor in spirit. Go check the prices of brand new cars in the price range of what innosson is planning for next year before tooting poo. Oh I forgot, the vehicle ain't out yet!! Wait till its out dammit!!

kelly72:
INNOSON need to employ professional media people.
If this poster is their official media person, then he needs to
be redeployed to the factory, so he can at least continue to earn his salary

They need a professional interface with the public.
Not everyone will buy an Innoson vehicle or will afford it
Nor do they need to try impress the yahooligans on Nairaland
who are all trekkers even though tokunboh cars are cheap

People confuse the heavy industries with your regular manufacturing industries. Innosson recently sold over 100 trucks to another government in Africa. Whatever marketing gimmicks you think you know, and feel they should apply, be rest assured its sh*t compared to what innosson is doing. Ask him his target market before squirting sh*t. Stop putting the cart before the horse, that's what y'all are doing, and it's nerve wracking for sane people.

whitebeard:
if u think how they are operating is how business is to be operated, pls pls don't reply me..!

Its only in Nigeria that someone who knows nada about auto manufacturing, and its business aspect is advicing an actual entrepreneur in the field on what to do. I just dey laugh you.

For Pete's sake, the guy has been in a string of businesses for probably longer than you've walked the earth, so just shut up.

Modified: I just saw your profile picture. He has definitely been in the business longer than you've walked the earth. Shut the f**k up

I've been thinking of this for a while because I wanted to go into mtn data sharing business and was looking for a way to both scale and automate it. Right now, I am no longer interested in that, but I believe I can cook up something if you are willing to pay for it.

Note, I am a software developer, and it would involve developing a software, and you'll be paying only for the software development, no other thing. You can contact me via the phone number in my signature. Whatsapp is more reliable

I used to face this issue too until recently. The simple solution is to work on developing your own product, a small project that delivers a service to the general public. It can be a URL shortening service, exchange rate calculator, any small project that people can use. That's what I did, and it works. If they ask for your portfolio, point them to that.

MrCEO69:
These Guys are on a whole new level... Dance Dance Authentication... You go sabi dance by force, and abeg traditional must be allowed.
watch the video below..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgC4b9K-gYU

Ah don't buhlive this

This is actually a fake pic.

jidez007:
That article looks like it was written ages ago.

edit:
He just copied from http://www.claritusconsulting.com/ajax-development.html, only God knows the year the article was written.

Shit!, shit!! I have a feeling that website also copied it from some ancient scroll (if he/she isn't the owner of the website).