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Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict XVI Cured My Cancer by bot101(m): 11:38pm On Sep 05, 2013
This is what all these so called atheist truly are...satanists!!. they claim to be the only gods in existence but once put in a difficult situation, they expose themselves like you just did. Decieved and decieving satan worshippers
Science/TechnologyRe: Made In Nigeria local technologies by bot101(m): 1:40pm On Aug 29, 2013
IGBO-SON:
^^^At bolded: Good point!

However, you overlook the salient point that China doesn't have your kind to contend with! That gives them at least a 3 decade advantage on Ndigbo.....let's be honest! wink
No mind am, China had to close its doors from the rest of the world in other to correct its internal errors and BTW China is more than 1000 years older than Nigeria
Science/TechnologyRe: Made In Nigeria local technologies by bot101(m): 1:37pm On Aug 29, 2013
Confusionist: why confusing urself, young man?

In this new age of technology, all du guys knw how to do is build craps and say, 'china started like ds'!!

Which china?

They neva started this worst!!

And since u av started for a long time even before independence as claimed-which is more that half a century, why not just move forward a bit from producing craps and give us a real thing!!!

For ur info, most better advanced technological gadgets claimed to have been produced by Nigerians are still very much designed in china!

Why dnt u be a good IGBO SON and volunteer to fly that igbo-copter!!!

Cos we definitely won't say that is a helicopter!!
I think you should go to IVM plant and see REAL current international standard vehicles PRODUCED and manufactured here in NIGERIA. . .but I guess pea-sized brain can't comprehend it, therefore you'll say its made in China and assembled in Nigeria. **logically clueless freaks**
PoliticsRe: Govt Merges EFCC, ICPC; Scraps BPE, NAPEP, Six Other Agencies by bot101(m): 11:28am On Jul 02, 2013
Better for everyone
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At Risk Over Dependence On Oil – LCCI by bot101(m): 11:28am On Jul 02, 2013
why can't we just develop our industries or at least support those who are trying to do so. See what happened to hiTV. Those hopeless politicians politicising everything. . .i hope they live long enough to reap the fruits of their labour SMH
EducationRe: FG Forced ASUU To Embark On Strike by bot101(m): 11:23am On Jul 02, 2013
one man poison na anoda man meat. Oportunity to make money before they call of d strike b dis oo.
Click d link in my signature to see how to make sharp money using your phone or lappy before they call off d strike.
PoliticsRe: PDP Vows To Regain Dominance In Osun And Ekiti by bot101(m): 11:23am On Jul 02, 2013
I don't know why the mentality of PDP politicians is like dat of someone playing monopoly mtcheeew. Make I go make real money joor.
Click d link in my sig to join me.
PoliticsRe: 18 Soldiers On Trial For Aiding Boko-Haram by bot101(m): 11:20am On Jul 02, 2013
obainojazz: hmmm....are you sure those soldiers arrested are not buhari sons
Ha ha ha ha
PoliticsRe: Borno ANPP Chairman Escapes Death As Vigilante Burns Down His House by bot101(m): 11:11am On Jul 02, 2013
Bokoharam sponsors have had their fill. . .now it's the turn of the youths. This ain't gonna be funny at all.
SportsRe: Uruguay Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (2 - 1) On 2nd July 2013 by bot101(m): 11:08am On Jul 02, 2013
wishing the boys a very resounding victory.
Off to make money. . .at least it is better than betting. Click on the link in my sig to find out.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Northern Governors May Form New Party by bot101(m): 10:40am On Jul 02, 2013
Won't these people ever learn? They had their opportunity and flushed it down their toilet. Better things to do at the address on my signature
FamilyRe: Things Every Young Person Should Know In This Day And Age by bot101(m): 10:27am On Jul 02, 2013
Stegomiah: I have a lot to say, and I don’t really know where to begin. The age of adolescence is one you will remember forever. You will experience more than you can ever imagine in the next decade or so, both good and bad. People will come, people will go, you will be let down and you will be joyfully surprised. There will be pressure to conform and to follow the trends portrayed in the media. There will be pressure to make decisions and face conflicts. You will learn and you will grow.

It’s important that you stay true to you. Do not allow other people or outside factors to change you. You are uniquely you, and that is exactly why people love to be in your presence. Express your weirdness and do it with pride. Be funny; be silly. You are too young to be so serious. Make new friends; explore new places. Most importantly be yourself, workhard, have a purpose in life, be determined to succeed, have fun, love, and never forget to smile αℓωαчs.... Below are a list of things you should know.

1. Take risks.

It’s the risks you take that will guide you to learning more about yourself and who you want to be. Do not let social pressures turn you into someone you’re not, however. Who cares what other people think? You are your own person, and you will soon learn that the opinions of others do not matter nearly as much as you think they do.

2. There will be great friends, but foes, as well.

There will even be some great friends who turn into foes. Do not let the drama of youth run your life. Be true to your friends, be trustworthy and be honest. You will come across others who might not be your biggest fan for no reason at all. You cannot let these individuals phase you. Disregard the negativity.

3. Be good to others, and others will be good to you.

The same goes for the lovers that will come and go in your life. There will be your first love, followed by a possible broken heart, and then there will be many loves that swoop in to mend that broken heart. You will experience all types of love in this world, along with all different types of lovers that you might never expect.

4. Be a loyal and faithful lover.

Avoid temptations that will quickly turn into regrets. Give yourself the ability to say with confidence that you are and always have been a good girlfriend. To the lovers who break your heart, screw them. Second chances as hard to give as they are to come by, and more often than not, you will be disappointed with yourself for letting the one who hurt you back into your life. Always remember that there will be many loves in your life, and the right one will never let you down.

5. Explore the world!

There is so much opportunity out there. Walk through open doors. If you don’t take advantage of opportunity and dive into risks, you might never discover your true calling. Consider challenges opportunities to build your strength and learn lessons. You will find that when one door closes, another door opens.

6.Life goes on and never stands still.

Expand your horizons. Soak up different pressures! Life is not a bed of roses, face the challenges that comes your way and stand up to it. You may have setbacks, heartbreaks, failures, you may loose someone special to you, but learn to αℓωαчs move on and come out stronger cos life goes on and never stands still, also time waits for no Man.

7. Be appreciative of what you have.

You are so young-minded and naive, it’s almost funny. Do not be ungrateful. You are blessed with the life you have in itself. Appreciate what you are given, and never take it anything for granted. One day, what you once had will no longer be there. Recognize the value in even the littlest things. It’s these things that make for the best memories. Be grateful for your friends, family and support system. The people who are there for you right now will most likely be the people who will be there for you until the end.

8. The changes that you experience will shock you. There will be countless blessings that come unannounced, along with losses that happen all too quickly. While some changes will be the guides to a better future, others will be hard to accept. It’s the good and bad changes that will mold you into the wonderful individual that you are. Welcome the good with open arms, mourn the losses that you cannot prevent and save the ones that you can.

9. You have the power to empower.

Have confidence in yourself. Be a leader and enforce change. Be strong enough to stand up for what you believe in, gain support for a good cause and alter the world as we know it. The world is in your hands — don’t let it drop.

10. Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone,
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone,

So; Never Be Too Emotionally Attached to Anyone.
You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone!
True talk though, but it's much easier said thanw done.
EventsRe: Who Charges N10,000 For A Kids Concert? by bot101(m): 10:23am On Jul 02, 2013
mycon: super story people dat wud go wud go
You'd be surprised at the number of shidren in attendance.
Science/TechnologyRe: How The Human Face Might Look In 100,000 Years by bot101(m): 10:17am On Jul 02, 2013
Abujafood: Just found this on Forbes and thought I'd share it

https://b-i.forbesimg.com/parmyolson/files/2013/06/Faces-of-the-Future-4.jpg
In 100,000 years: The human face is proportioned to the 'golden ratio,' though it features unnervingly large eyes. There is green “eye shine” from the tapetum lucidum, and a more pronounced superciliary arch. A sideways blink of the reintroduced plica semilunaris seen in the light gray areas of the eyes, while miniature bone-conduction devices implanted above the ear work with the communications lenses on the eyes.

According to Forbes Magazine, the human species is going to undergo several physiological changes including the in the eyes and face.

The eyes are expected to be large and very powerful and possibly wirelessly connected. We'll also have larger nostrils for breathing in other planets as well
Ha ha ha. . .Laffing my head off at this absolute balderdash.
Science/TechnologyRe: Amazing Things That Women Invented! by bot101(m): 10:14am On Jul 02, 2013
blah blah blah. . .extremely boring, at least to me. Check out some thing more interesting. Click on the link in my signature to see what it is.
EventsRe: Tips For Giving The Toast At A Wedding by bot101(m): 10:09am On Jul 02, 2013
Na you know.
Check out my signature and make some cool bucks.
PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Sue Edo Govt Over Ban by bot101(m): 10:07am On Jul 02, 2013
ifeomabernard: what happen to their savings abi dem no get before
abeg make to siddon 4 one corner jare ar they d only okada riders dat have been banned!!!
You are totally heartless, at least have sympathy for your fellow man
PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Sue Edo Govt Over Ban by bot101(m): 10:04am On Jul 02, 2013
Most nigerian governors are clueless. They close one means by which nigerians feed themselves without providing alternative(s). SMH
Check out the link in my signature. . .at least no governor can close that one grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Caleb Ezemdi Uluocha Is Missing - Please Help! by bot101(m): 9:55am On Jul 02, 2013
baby_123: hmmm, na wa o. I am always surprised when a full grown human being goes missing. This country is full of very very wicked people. I hope your loved one returns home safely. It must be so painful not to even have a body for closure.
Amen oo
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Injects Himself With A Computer Virus by bot101(m): 9:53am On Jul 02, 2013
Segadem: He Wants his name in the Guinness book of record.
No oo, he just wants to prove to Obama and the whole world that he (Obama) is making a terrible mistake. Check out my signature. . .you won't believe it
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Poses For THISDAY Style Photoshoot by bot101(m): 9:49am On Jul 02, 2013
what's my business with omotola? Check out my signature and better your life jare. Omotola ko omoshorter ni. . .mtcheeew
InvestmentRe: Offshore Investment In Fixed Income Market Now $12bn by bot101(m): 9:46am On Jul 02, 2013
they keep calling these huge sums of monies but i don't see the effect. I don tire 4 all of dem
PoliticsRe: Rival APC Posters Flood Abuja by bot101(m): 9:44am On Jul 02, 2013
dead before arrival. SMH
HealthRe: Man Claims To Have Lived Without Eating For 5 Years by bot101(m): 9:42am On Jul 02, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: hahahahahahaha...He should come to my sweet Naija and try to be a breatharian..Only shout by Agbero for bus stop go kill am...

#breatharian kooo! Choptarian niii!



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I heard of a Naija prophetess who went on dry fasting for 70 days.. Her assistants kept mopping her body with a wet towel and they also kept bathing her(I heard that taking a shower often during fasting reduces hunger)..( At the end, she lost her voice for a while, she couldn't drink, eat for a while too and she almost died)
Laffing my head off here
HealthRe: Man Claims To Have Lived Without Eating For 5 Years by bot101(m): 9:40am On Jul 02, 2013
donem: what a lie! Ain't surprise considering the fact that he looks like one under the influence of a very cheap drugs.
I so totally support your comment
Foreign AffairsRe: Are Nigerians Actually Happy People - Myth Or Fact by bot101(m): 9:38am On Jul 02, 2013
I don't know about you oo but me I dey happy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Is LAWMA Faring In Your Area? by bot101(m): 9:34am On Jul 02, 2013
why u dey ask me? I no live for lagos na!
EducationRe: ASUU Begins Nationwide Strike by bot101(m): 9:32am On Jul 02, 2013
me i never enter school 2day, when i reach school i go know wazzup
PoliticsRe: Narcotic Drugs, Condoms Found In Boko-Haram Camps. by bot101(m): 3:15pm On Jun 02, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
you have a knack in acting ignorant. It won't do you good. Ive already explained to you:
I pity ur reasonability, lack of intellectual honesty.
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid's 'Azonto' Among Non-american Summer Songs Of 2013 by bot101(m): 10:26pm On May 31, 2013
Koolking: You are kidding righthuh?? Plagiary given recognition? Nigeria is full of jokers and worst colonialists. I keep saying, NCC (Nigerian Copyright Commission) is a joke. Their hypocrisy of fighting piracy is one of the most confused moves I have ever seen/heard. Fighting to protect pirated materials from being pirated...they are jokers. I wont be surprised if the Psquare garnished Azonto (Alingo) is recognised for creativity. Why is originality lacking among Nigeria's pseudo-artistes? Awww! they are pseudo...that's the word.

Let Nigerians continue to delude themselves that these guys got talent. Thank goodness I am never a fan to noise rubbish in the name of music
This only proves two things;
(1) You've never left the shores of Nigeria
(2) You have never tried to look up these "pseudo-whatever" on the internet.
Before posting trash next time, please do your home work.
WebmastersEarnin $20 On Nairaland??? by bot101(op):
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