₦airaland Forum

cool318:
Why are laughing or smiling, so the present situation in the country under their watch calls for laughing instead of sober reflection.
So so disgrace to the Country.

i have it from a trusted army officer that though the Clueless One isnt helping matters, the biggest stumbling block of the military is Alex Badeh himself. they say the man is a bumbling buffoon.

i believe it. looking at that picture, im judging this book by its cover.

blesseddivah:
Good morning sweets..
#lets make peace jor

i have a confession to make: i was having a bad day and you unwittingly came along to absorb the shocks.

my deepest, sincerest, honest apologies. cant take back the stuff i said, but...you're blessed enough to walk past it i hope.

#peace

whoa! did someone just die? haba big men, why the long faces?

oh right, 2015 is here already.

meanwhile why is our VP namadi sambo always lurking irrelevantly in every picture? ive never seen him in the prime focus of any picture, like the lackey he is.

2rez:
*thumbz up bro*. I dig. Yo statement right on point to chuckle jivez, i feel u. Real recognizez real til fake showz up. Kip up wit yo senz of humor & ignore snagz bro & BTW, HNY :-)

thanks bro

2rez:
Oginni? Biko rapun duo? Una two name sef ehn stayz on top to chuckle jivez ...FotherMucker & Blesseddivah, y exchangement of wordz huh? Feudin unto heavy duty ovoko mata, chei. Dat akuna kuna, ovoko wey no send una two. Abeg mak una stop tradin' wordz wey no bring profit jor. Draggin una Papa/Mama fo nairaland floor wit no iota of respect fo 'em. Dat act z wat i call public show of shame. Wetin na? E b lik say dat sapele water dey high una two. U guyz are takin' it far. Xhibit maturity abeg. Ez guyz. Settle yo feudz & letit all b gravy i plead, thanx.

Much appreciated cos im normally a gentleman but certain females believe they can rudely call you out for commenting. I mean, isnt it the sole purpose of the reply button?

I try to make my posts humorous, at least for me, and my remark had nothing to do with her but she had to take umbrage and talk down to me.

Thanks anyway.

blesseddivah:
Lmao
Just noticed I've being quoting and and replying a goat with no ambition..
Silence to a fool like you is GOLDEN... bleep ya entire household.. If I reply you again lehme fall inside ur mama hole...
Maggot

A goat is far better than a public dog. If you hadn't shamelessly betrayed your utter stupidity i wouldnt have even noticed your pitiful existence. I pity the guy who places his d1ck in your infected hole.

Shegiya yar buro uba arniyan banza kafira yar wuta tsinanniya.

Next time dont tell people off for commenting on a forum designed for commenting.

Im done wasting time with you. Mumu. Ashaw0.

blesseddivah:
LovePeddler You mean your perverted mother I guess..
Scumbrain

Gerrout! You small ho. Better go find something to do with your miserable life and feed your starving mother rather than talk down to your betters. Public dog.

If na your rheumatic papa get nairaland then tell the fool to stop me from commenting.

Yeye animal. Bleep you.

blesseddivah:
In cases like urz
One ignores arseholes like ya

I'd rather be an arsehole than be you.

You're probably a smelly unclean hag with loose lips.

And i mean the lips on your mouth and the other lips.

You probably have HIV, you filthy dirt poor vermin

You dont get to tell me what posts to comment on. So go suck your jobless boyfriend's shrivelled nuts.

#wh0re

blesseddivah:
Not everyone was supposed to comment on this...
Next time READ AND PASS

Oh, shut it lass.

[quote author=blesseddivah post=29539673][/quote]Ahh, i see the reason for your snark. You're on the chunky side too.

You should see a health instructor

blesseddivah:
More sexy curvy pics

meh. all i see is fat

OliviaPope:
Even foreigners are rejecting Mr Integrity

Today he's attending church service, tomorrow he'll be quoting Bible verses on his twitter . Don't be fooled, no amount of hypo can wash off a Leopard's spots.

Vote wisely!
#KaiBuhari #SaiJonathan!

Buhari visited Tinubu when the latter was recovering in london

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2013/09/pictures-buhari-fayemi-visit.html?m=1

customized13:
My point too, how can a man of God be a chronic partisan.
Smh for Christian race in nigeria, no wonder our pastors are the richest in the world.

The man's arguments are probably similar to the one used by the papacy to salve its conscience when Hitler began his purges and persecution.

We do not deny we're in a state of war, the govt concedes that much. Hundreds are kidnapped, raped, plundered and killed daily in the north and elsewhere and the current govt appears unwilling or incapable (maybe both) to do something. Doesnt the church owe a duty to humanity to seek for change from this earthly turmoil?

This is even rank hypocrisy . Pastor adeboye just declared war on "islamists" and the north as far as 2015 elections are concerned.

But then, the church of today is not the church of christ. Its the church of money and power.

Education does not great leaders make, nor captains of industry.

We've tried phd in aso rock, and a Dr in finance ministry.

Behold the result!

Obviously in PDP, with their doctors and Phds, BOKO truly is HARAM

Goodluck does have a certificate : from a mental institution.

Let's try the semi illiterate. Leadership is honor, integrity,
Courage, and vision, none of which is bestowed by a certificate.

#change2015

I'd rather a clean man rape my daughter and go, rather than one who'd rape her, infect her with HIV, call his friends over for gang rape, and 6 years later to still linger asking for one more rape.

Peter takes selfie in the toilet

Dbanj taking a sh1t

Tonto dikeh gets a new tattoo

Wizkid picking his nose

Aki and pawpaw getting things out of the freezer

Denrele shaving his pu.ssy

Omotola walking down the street

Nairaland's obsession with the excruciatingly banal lives of our celebs is mind numbing. Or is seun's legacy a mere tabloid?

Give us pictures of celebs giving back to society or living as role models please and spare us one more tattoo.

dannydaniels:
fr mbaka ure on your own ooh.......all i know is

GEJ till my grandma get belle

In 16 years PDP with trillions of naira could not offer anything beyond a few refurbished diesel trains and painted airports

In 6 years GEJ watched as over 15000 civilians were murdered

In 6 years GEJ purchased over 4 airplanes while the nation has no national carrier, nor the airforce any worthwhile fighters

I dont understand how we celebrate mediocrity if the only legacy PDP will leave us is a few trains, some whitewashed airports, a few kilometres of retarrred roads, and a stadium or 2.

At the flip side they also bequeathed a desecrated presidency, a ravaged military, a diseased health sector, a moribund power facility, a decaying police force, a raped economy, a plundered education sector, a porous pirate infested waterway, a festering insurgency untraced billions, and one mother of a dented international image.

Come 2015, even the Nazi party is a better choice than PDP.

Matthewbriggs:
watching how you and your ilk are trying to sell to us the idea that a man who thinks he can fix Nigerian's economy by stabilizing oil prices is the best thing for Nigeria since sliced bread.

What about the man who thinks he brought facebook to nigeria?

What about the man who thinks stealing and corruption are mutually exclusive?

What about the man who thinks the wealth of a country is underlined by how many looters own jets?

What about the man who thinks America knows everything

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

For free sef I'll slap her. Heck, I'd even pay for the privilege.

Every woman needs a good smacking to knock some sense into her every time their mouth overrides their brains.

jaybee3:
This girl fine no be small

Stop exaggerating her looks. She's neither pretty nor beautiful. Not with that wide nose.

She's just pleasantly lookable.

Meanwhile whether she likes it or not, time and gravity will win the battle.

#getmarriedsoon

How can he jail the same people who just gave him 21 billion naira?

Part of his plan must be to pardon them and even make them campaign directors for his reelection.

EroticAngelina:
I luv this lady! she's beautiful, endowned and intelligent. nice figure.
op, that's not wetness! that's probably the clothes" design there. stop being nawtie

That's actually a mark placed by the tailor to serve as reminder as to the location of the real "tool".

Because really there is only one tool per woman.

IKJ66:
Lolz !!!!!

Pouting too must go.

watered:
Probably he's on google to get plans.

BTW, he is on a blank system.

His posture seems to say:

"wow....this thing fine o. So shiny...na facebook machine ba? So...ahem...er...how do i turn it on again?

dovelike:
Thats a big boy....in the picture.

But what he just said is annoying.What is with all this 'haters haters' sef? Even my kid brother has haters WT*?

Nigerian celebs are obsessed with showingoff. They think their fans care more about status than talent.

Well let's hope you just didnt pay rent on that mansion and the car really is yours.

Same goes for ini edo, witb that pad rented for her by some nameless sugar daddy who prolly assisted in wrecking her marriage for freebies.because honestly i dont know what she does to earn enough money to splurge on a multimillion naira home in lekki.

All those cars and houses worth hundreds of millions. Haba! On just CDs and movies no one buys?

I often wonder, in this age of piracy, who actually buys their music and/or films and what sort of contract percentage they get to be this supposedly wealthy. Even most US celebs arent that rich, but naija celebs appear in a few lousy ultra low budget soap operas they call movies and immediately they brag more wealth than the neighbourhood PDP chieftain.

Soon as they fall ill they start asking for donations.

Something is iff here.

IdiAmin1:
What's going on in Nigeria military? 203 trained but unemployed soldiers will be more formidable than 1000 boko boys or 1000 armed robbers. Gej should watch the people he claims to be C-in-C.

You dont get it. This is a purge. Most likely they're muslims sent to die to whittle their numbers in the army but when they refused for lack of arms they were sacked. Serves almost the same purpose.

30 bullets? Are you kidding me?

Hmm. This GEJ is creating disgruntled rank and file servicemen with the connivance of those bloated desktop generals.

That's probably 203 new advisors for BH.

BraniacX:
Oh!! I gEt it, you tacitly all but admitted everybody's worst suspicion Of islam as it is practised in northern nigeria to many intents and purposes is all but true, with you at least, way to go drone or futUre drone aS The case may be.

They must have hAcked your processors, fried your circuits and done a complete professional mind wipe on you. Damn!! Them hackers up north must be effing good it beggars belief hMmmm! I wonder who is pressing your buttons right now? Best guess some buharinista but who cares anyway, you're lost...........

SEeing as neither me nor no one else is complaining about south western muslims, it must definitely be a northern muslim problem and not an islam as a religion problem, bottom line is muslims in the southwest live and let live, you and your ilk live but don't let others live so Nigeria will be better of without you, for me, I get irritAted when a foreigner calls me A Nigerian and calls your lot same too lumping us together.

Then denounce your citizenship, get a new passport elsewhere. No one should hold a religion or a people in denunciation just because of a bunch of crazies who murder whether Christian ir Muslim all the same. Recent studies have shown that global terrorism has nothing to do with religion. Terrorists just use it to recruit like minded crazies, to justify their own cruelty.

We've had Christian fundamentalists such as anders breivik, even zionist extremists. But we dont hold everyone to account.

Im not going to be cowed by prejudice, nor would i apologise for being a Muslim on account of a bunch of misguided fools who clearly do not believe in whatever god you and i worship.

If you choose to be consumed by irrational bias and hate then by all means enjoy your prerogative. It only narrows your worldview and places you on the same hate-hewn pedestal as the fundamentalists.

We're also victims of this terror. We get to live with the fear day and night.

But i bet you if this horror was a genetic thing inherent in all Muslims and/or northerners then the inferno wouldn't have been confined to the northeast.

Demichaels:
“But let me add that as long as the fund-raising we did was and is still within the armpit of the law, then we have not breached any law.

And that's precisely why it's odious.

Nothing here was invented, maybe just adapted and/or innovated

That guy didnt invent the tablet. He just rebadged an existing chinese cheapo.

The other disnt invent microchips, he just adapted them

That other guy didnt invent plugin cars, he merely designed one.

BraniacX:
Clearly you are so daft you can appreciate the Type of opium political islam is to the northern almajiris especially when iT is ClevErly sold to those gullible cows as their divine duty with islamic words like jihad and fatwa thrown into the mixture so you should go grow a brain oR maybe just rent one

Sticks and stones. I'd rather be everything you hate about islam than be you.

I know your hate, even if i dont understand it. One thing i care about: islam will never go away, we'll only multiply, no matter the insults and hate you throw at us, no matter your propaganda. Islam survived the most hardboiled heathens over a millennium , you and your ilk are but a whisper in a thunderstorm.

yawn

still boggles my mind how a region would create a mass murdering militia for the sole purpose of ravaging that same region and still shun help from the govt while the region and its people are daily decimated.

its like saying buhari wins and the south would conspire and arm its various militants to kill and plunder the same southern people just to spite buhari.

but then, only NL PDP members are daft enough to believe this tripe.

nothing sustains PDP like its war chest of looted billions, and a ready army of jobless lemmings to follow the crumbs.

They need the weapons to destabilise the elections.