₦airaland Forum

Moz22:
Oga did i mention u why not let her speak for herself

Aproko na master

Na wa o. Anytime someone quotes you people and replies, una go take offence and see insult where there's none.

Toh, ive mentioned you. Do your worst.

adekennis:
One Million selfies with Nigerians celebrities can not stop us from sending u back to Otueke...By the way,i don't trust dat Toyin girl,dis one wey she do face like say she just finish servicing Uncle Joha abi no be dat same girl dem accuse of infidelity few weeks back ni

This man cares more about Nollywood than nigeria itself.

No wonder his fictitious presidency is one long comedic episode of slapstick, gaffes, blunders and buffoonery.

Moz22:
i smell beef!

Which beef? Rokiatu is well endowed too.

sammyyoung2:
This okupe with a head filled with indomie, u are one of the reason behind the big scale in GEJ eyes

You keep deceiving the innocent man....

If u had paid the jazzman who gave u dis prediction......Berra go collect ur money

Coz its gonna be the last u wld loot from us in this country


Sai BABA!!

evidently he just arbitrarily pulled the figures out of his fat arse.

sha, a man can dream

etebefia:
If sincerely nigeria wants to succesfully defeat boko haram, the it should be tackle from the source. This is a fundamental problem, even if you kill shekau and his boys, another set will spring up. The bombardment is good but other strategic measures should also be followed.

Such as what, Mr armchair general.

kekakuz:
ordinary campaign we cannot secure.as its is now,lot of towns in Maiduguri and Adamawa are under the control of book boys. over 20,000,000 eligible voters have not gotten their PVC


its people like you that jump into things without counting your cost

kekakuz:
ordinary campaign we cannot secure.as its is now,lot of towns in Maiduguri and Adamawa are under the control of book boys. over 20,000,000 eligible voters have not gotten their PVC


its people like you that jump into things without counting your cost

And you think they'd miraculously defeat BH and secure the northeast....in 6 weeks?

so what have they been doing all these years when thousands were killed?

kekakuz:
ordinary campaign we cannot secure.as its is now,lot of towns in Maiduguri and Adamawa are under the control of book boys. over 20,000,000 eligible voters have not gotten their PVC


its people like you that jump into things without counting your cost

And you think they'd miraculously defeat BH and secure the northeast....in 6 weeks?

so what have they been doing all these years when thousands were killed?

kekakuz:
its the most practicable thing to do.
honesty we are not ready

If we're not ready in 4 years, we cant be ready in 6 weeks.

[quote author=criminalmindz post=30361590][/quote]the military is a completely different beast, its many transgressions no longer apply to the current discourse. besides the very first coup, which was planned and executed by a christian southerner, created the chain reaction of successive coups. You guys started it, and we finished it: A northerner handed over to a southerner way back in 1999, you held it for 14 out of 16 years and despite the failures you still want to bully us into submission to allow you guys to keep pigging out on power.

you want it, i want it. Fine. let's slug it out on a level field is all we're saying.

ghost1718:
dude only u have understanding here others are just looking Who to beat

We aint all the same. But If we insist on bigotry then we're a reflection of the same rulers we curse, and Nigeria is thus caught in a vicious cycle.

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] The Sultan shouldn't fret but must come to terms with the end of crude oil output from Nigeria to the oil market should the conspiracy and blackmail against GEJ prevail...if he is that wise a ruler then he can prevail on his follwers to be patients till 2019 lest Niger militants plunge the economy in to hell. [/color]

What's conspiracy and blackmail in the opposition contesting against the incumbent? Doesnt buhari or anyone else for that matter have as much right as GEJ to aspire for the presidency? Or are we expected to hand over to GEJ to just coast on unopposed in spite of 30,000 people murdered on his watch?

Stop crying wolf where there's none.

Whatever his achievements, if indeed there are any, the deaths of thousands in the northeast and north central are enough to overshadow such achievements.

No one says he should not contest; ergo no one should say buhari too shouldn't contest. all we ask is a level playing field.

May the choice of the Almighty win.

Rockyfancino:
I was wondering if you all out there can become a successful millionaire, if you had N40,000 as a capital. Most people will say 1million isn't enough to start anything, but a real business person had wild ideas. I want to know what your ideas are in your head. Please share what you can do with 40k.

40,000 plus three more zeros equals 40,000,000

ghost1718:
bross i will ask questions

Will like it if you do, but knowing a bit of background first helps both you and whoever will answer your questions

ghost1718:
when did muslim start Believing in jesus

You know absolutely nothing about islam and yet you wallow blissfully in your ignorance.

Jesus is a revered prophet in islam, known as Isa (isa is closer to his jewish name rather than the romanticised jesus).

His mother Mary (maryam) has a whole chapter in the Holy Quran devoted to her alone.

The bone of contention is that Christianity sees jesus as child of god, muslims see him as an important prophet of god who revealed the gospels to mankind.

Judaism sees him as a mere impostor and not the promised messiah.

So Christians ought to despise jews for disparaging jesus rather than muslims who revere and respect him we dont even say his name without appending 'pbuh' which means Peace Be Upon Him.

Jews betrayed him and had him crucified, and to this day they denounce him. Yet nigerian Christians flock to israel thinking they've more in common.

Learn basic theology before insulting what you dont understand.

msmon:
Aspiring TV presenter, Tinu Akinmade rocking in
men's Danshiki. Women are making a lot of bold
fashion choices with men attire these days. Question is, would you rock this?



http://lindaikeji..com/2015/02/ladies-would-you-rock-this-outfit.html

She actually looks pretty good. The pink helps

rokiatu:
LMAOOO you are a comedian.

Curves and lines are the forte of mathematics

rokiatu:
Thanks ya all but been hotter then Amber Rose is the biggest lie someone ever told me.

No. Its true, you're hotter and i did the math.

the diameter of your arse is bigger by 0.89 inch with a drag coefficient of <1.2 and a surface area twice the radius of amber rose's arse multiplied by 10.

Your b00bs have a well defined center of gravity above the areolae tilting at 45 degrees perpendicular to your ribs, as against hers which are sloping towards the south pole at a speed of 10c where c=m/e. This implies that under gravity (g at 10m/s) amber rose's boobs will fully sag by 16 april 2018.

Also, the translucency of her skin when ray tracing is applied and taking specular and occlusion highlights into account betrays a thick layer of skin lightening creams. I even see hint of plastic augmentation.

In conclusion, you're more real, more natural, more african, more beautiful than a thousand amber rose's and violet lillies.

Bifwoli:
Of course GEJ will beat Buhari in the north bcoz of GMB's ties to feared book-haram.

WTF? Please sit down and remain quiet before you harm yourself.

0700Jesse:
not thats he's rich but its just one of his past stolen Nigeria money!!
And the 9ja system is faulty

He's not rich but he can finance and equip a festering insurgency that threatens nigeria and 3 other countries, an insurgency that has seized an area bigger than belgium. The insurgents are so powerful and well financed the biggest army from the biggest economy in nigeria flees when the insurgents are approaching. The insurgents that the mighty Nigerian military cannot defeat and only goes on the defensive.

Buhari must indeed be stupendously wealthy.

And if the Nigerian military cannot defeat BH, i wonder what those bloated ijaw militants can do if indeed buhari owns BH and wins Or loses the election.

Please say something sensible.

0700Jesse:
Oya., see opportunity for this buharists to start blaming Jonathan again!! Like say no be Buhari dey even sponsor Bokoharam!

This buhari must be the richest man to be able to sponsor BH.

He also must be more powerful than the President to evade arrest all the while.

lastmessenger:
Be real for once. The oil is still sustaining the. Nigeria economy.
Well I don't support their war threats but TY should also condemn Bokoharam and those who stoned the presidents convoy.

We in the north, at least most of us, so not condone such blatant disrespect for the President. But you need to understand the mind set of the poor who'd borne the brunt of BHs rampage. Imagine the President who seemed helpless in degrading BH going to Maiduguri to canvass for support in electing him when Maiduguri even now is under attack.

Whether TY condemns BH or not shouldn't be a prerequisite for asking for the arrest of those warmongers down south. We certainly dont need another terrorist group in the south given we can't even contain one in the north.

Everyone believes the 2011 riots came about on account of buhari losing the election, and northerners are collectively punished for it. So is it right for the niger delta to claim that GEJ must continue even if he loses? Are they blackmailing everyone to forcefully vote for GEJ? Isnt that another 2011 in the offing?

Besides those criminals aren't helping their principal's cause; they place GEJ in a bad light.

klassiquette:
Hmm all this guys hating on her... you think it's easy to keep being a virgin?

No mind the yeyes feigning chastity. most of them are slathering pervs watching her picture and self servicing.

Because that's what I'm doing right now.

UnimkeAk:
@ bolded, Says the Nairaland keyboard army commander.

The NA that can't fry BH in an open desert.
Is it Buhari dt failed geography that will lead the army tru d difficult terrain of the south.

War isn't good.
Everybody will surely feel the pains.
Esp, the southerners.

Nigeria is just too diverse, and if we must remain one as a country and end this war threats here and there, lack of trusts etc, TRUE FEDERALISM with every state controlling their resources should be practiced.. Simple as that what's stopping us from having that?.

No one wants war, the experience and the aftermath are some of the worst calamities that can befall man. However some people are hell bent on igniting one by their never ending saber rattling.

every time someone sneezes, they take it as an affront and declare war.

So in a democracy no one has the right to contest elections anymore as long as their messiah is challenged? If your GEJ is all you crack him up to be let the polls settle it then. Why the jitters?

We've accommodated their tantrums too long; oil oil oil bomb the north kill the north etc etc.

we've been waiting for this mythical war for too long. Is it ever coming, are they just sounding off just to score a 5 minute spot on the national stage?

GEJ has to go February 14; if you sore losers cant get over it then take a deep dive in your oil and drown. No one gives a flying frack.

If on the other hand nigeria has to work, then the endless threats and name calling have to stop.

Either way, bring it on.

Truckpusher:
Rants of a parasite.

Retort of a maggot

fashrola:
funny enough you are directly and indirectly benefiting from ND's Oil...

Im not. But even if im, it's not by choice. nigeria was amalgamated decades before oil, even the component units were existing independent of each other and happily trudging along before we were forcefully hammered into being.

If if the govt decides its economic activities is going to orbit around oil, that's not my say.

I've no business with your oil. For all i care these bastards can take their oil and secede, or the wells can burn dry. So what? Nigeria will find a way to move on, painfully perhaps even dangerously, but that'd be the cost of relying on a singular means of wealth.

Truckpusher:
Youre an angry man because they demanded for their right, I guess that makes you a much worse neaderthal.

FYI: Never underestimate the resolve of the man that has been pushed to the wall.

im angry on account of everyone making a big deal about that sludge you call oil. The world is in a new renaissance about energy and we're here still going on about oil, the oil that no single ijaw creatively placed underground. Just cause sh1t happens to be lying in your backyard millions of years before the very first ijaw progenitor monkey walked the land doesnt make it a birthright.

but hey, hold on to your oil if that's what bakes your bread. But stop threatening everyone at the drop of a hat, you paranoid xenophobes.

Just cause everyone is tired of the sleazy clown in Aso Rock dont give no one the right to threaten everyone else with war.

But if that's how you want to play it, please bring the war on. I dare you. Because, boy, are we going to give you bastards a hammering!

BraniacX:
Ere the near future of your weed inspired hallucinations arrives, we're responsible for your standard of life and indirectly responsible for the education you've acquired.

Neanderthal cavemen we might be but our evolution by far outstrips the Jurassic era relics you and your ilk were reconstructed from.

Hasn't the extinction sub-routine in the evolution programme activated in your outmoded design yet Well, there's still time.

You've tried oh so hard to sound intelligent but you came out all garbled and incoherent, much like your beloved drunken messiah of otuoke.

i guess you guys have been breathing too much oily fumes it's become inherently genetic to come across as dumb, stupid, barbaric arseholes.

No one gives a hoot about your sludge except you cretins. The only oil the average northerner knows is the one that goes into his pot of soup. So quit yapping about oul this, oil that. The world is moving away from that fossilised gunk, but of course except you inbred cavemen.

Jackarses. Everything war, say hello to an ijaw man and he goes ranting about war.

Heck, 10 years ago i didnt even know you blockheads existed until OBJ pulled you out of punishing obscurity and brought you unclad onto the national stage, and now you wanna lord it over us.

War. You and what army? All 6 million of you unwashed heathens are not up to the population of sokoto state sef.

Bunch of little creek boys who just found wealth and think you matter.

War. stop mouthing off and bring it on already. We'll cook you maggots in the oil.

Your drunken stupid incoherent corrupt unintelligent embarrassing foolish clown of a President is going this month, and there's not a single thing your motley crew of brigands can do about it. Nigeria is way bigger than some vermin infested backwater full of sludge and slime.

Little inbred punks.

these savage bastards will wake up sometime in the near future still helplessly clutching their slimy 10-cents-per barrel oil while the rest of he world has moved on to cold fusion and renewable energy.

keep beating the drums of war, ye filthy 21st century oily cavemen, while we let slip the dogs of war.

go swim in your cheap worthless oil.

Neanderthals.

MsNas:
Learn to reply people without being insulting. How old are you?

Nigerians and their taking umbrage at online forums! So my opinion that your opinion sounds dumb to me is abusive? Im sorry but im entitled to my opinion of you whether you like it or not.

As for my age, well....im old enough to make my choices what device i use and not follow herd mentality. I dont come online to justify why i chose the phone i did. Im also old enough to know apple is making a killing with their phones irrespective of your opinion.

Ios has its strengths, android has its own. So i use both OS's.

Seun:
Yikes. I hope such cynical political calculations are not actually the reasons for our lack of progress in the fight against Boko Haram.

I think the article is wrong to say that Jonathan didn't win the plurality of votes in any northern states. He won some PDP-dominated states.

There's really no other way to look at it. boko haram can never marshal the resources in men and matériel that nigeria can. Even lowly chad has been defeating BH, hunters seized Mubi. thus one can safely conclude official nonchalance towards the savagery. What else can explain away this ineptitude?

On many occasions GEJ is on the campaign trail dancing and pontificating while the northeast burns.

On your point that PDP controlled northern states registered votes for GEJ enough to tip the scales, I'm sorry but i call political shenanigans on that one. What you mean is PDP controlled northern states were pliable to outright rigging. GEJ was never liked in the north and would never be liked in the north since the moments immediately after Yar’Adua's death and the circus of the mythical doctrine of necessity that followed.

MsNas:
Because most of the buyers are gullible Americans who follow the trend. Most people here use the iPhone cos its the fad and its easier for older people to use than the Droids. Most phone carriers always carry the iPhone brands and its easier to upgrade. It's the younger people that use droids.

I for one would like to go back to my BB10, the galaxy is just to clunky for me. I'm never getting an iPhone cos I don't wanna be locked down on proprietary rights with apple.

That's the dumbest argument ever against the unprecedented success of the iPhone.

So anyone who buys one is a blockhead. Great. but ive always found android users mostly settling for less since most find the iphone beyond their limited means. Thus the proliferation of cheap tecnos and gionees and thl and god knows how many number of insanely inelegant knockoffs, the poor man's iphone.

Me, i straddle both worlds. I was among the first to own an iphone in nigeria (2 days after release in 2007), dig up my nairaland posts from the past (as neoteny and then ex inferis).
ive owned all iterations. Now i use the galaxy s5 only because of the pedometer and s health app (im diabetic) but only before the apple watch is unleashed.

buccal:
This G-wagon owners shld av an association.getting very common like my money grows like grass top.

dont know what's so special about this gas guzzler. car is so ugly and boxy.