₦airaland Forum

B4UIWAZ:
I'm a virgin

I'll be more than happy to rid you of that bothersome state of being.

If a larger economy translates into poor power supply, unemployment, insecurity, poverty, and corruption, then what exactly is the point? Where then is there anything to gloat about?

Kenai:
What are they eating? Whales?

No. They actually have a resident whale to feed.

PEJ.

adewaletb2:
Oh my God look at her butt

a good butt is a nice, succinct hint of something provocative, a firm mathematical perfection of symmetry and geometry, lines and curves in harmony with everything else.

but this, dear sir, is excess fat.

i cannot see how such squishy bags of lipids are attractive.

i cant stand her nose

AutosBay:
The best Governor after Fashola.

and you think giving out live chickens will fix the underlying socio-economic problems of ekiti?

dont give johan fish, teach jonah to fish.

all these marxist, socialists tendencies are only serving to make us lazy and pavlovian serfs to our political demigods. we need them to create opportunities and enabling environments for us to flourish on our own, not toss morsels of our commonwealth to us like mere dogs.

look at the picture above and tell me what is NOT wrong with it: a politician giving out handouts to law enforcers.

oh, the insanity is killing me.

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PhockPhockMan:
A 37-year-old weapon researcher and graduate of Chemistry from the University of Maiduguri, Mr. Biedomo Iguniewei, has said that the collapsed six-storey building within the premises of the Synagogue Church for All Nations could have been felled with a high energy infrasonic radiation.

Iguniewei on Monday told the coroner probing the circumstances surrounding the September 12 tragedy that he was in a position to reach such a conclusion based on his work experience with the Defence Industry Corporation of Nigeria, where he said he had worked for six years.

He said the aircraft that reportedly hovered above the church shortly before the building came down could have fired infrasonic radiation weapons at the building.

The witness described himself as an independent consultant with specific interest in explosives and weapon research and that he is currently a post-graduate student of Explosives and Material Science at the Nigerian Defence Academy.

No fewer than 116 persons, mostly South Africans on pilgrimage to SCOAN, reportedly died in the incident.

The witness said that due to his background and research experience in explosives and military weapons, he took personal interest in the collapsed building and had consequently visited the site of the collapsed structure all the way from Kaduna with a view to carrying out a research and publishing a paper.

“I was worried when I heard them talking of controlled demolition. And from the video that I watched, I started asking myself: What could have led to the building crumbling in near vertical fall?” Iguniewei said.

Iguniewei said that after eliminating all the other possible options, he came to the conclusion that the building could possibly have been fired upon with infrasonic radiations.

According to Iguniewei, an infrasound is a type of sound measuring below 20Hz, which is below what the normal human ear could detect.

He said, “The striking thing about infrasound is that you cannot hear it and you cannot see it but it causes remarkable vibrations when used as a weapon.

“Those of us who work with the security know that weapons are produced and they are always looking for where to test them.

“I am of the opinion that what happened that day, especially with the strange plane-like objects seen in the video, was that an infrasonic radiation was fired upon the building; and if you observe, you will discover that it took about 30 minutes for the building to come down.”

He added, “It is important for this court to be aware of this option but why it could have been used here is another matter entirely.

“But since I have been pondering on why a building would collapse the way this one did, this is the most plausible explanation for me.”

The witness said it had become important to consider the option of infrasonic radiation, especially with the repeated movement of the aircraft, which was said to have repeatedly passed over the collapsed building.

“That plane-like object flew close to the building, and that is all that is needed for the infrasonic radiation to reach the building. As far as I am concerned, the repeated overpass of the plane-like object is to ensure that the building received enough dose of the radiation sufficient to bring it down.

“Engineers generally believe that a structure would fail due to bad foundation and bad materials but if you go there now the foundation pillars are still very intact. My position is that the building weakened from the top,” Iguniewei insisted.

When asked what would be seen as the evidence in the aftermath of an infrasonic attack on a building, the witness said there would be no material evidence because the radiation neither generated heat nor resulted in burning or charring.


He said, “The bomb expert who is looking for chemical residue will not see anything like a by-product and of course there is no charring because all that the radiation does is to cause a vibration of the atoms from their position resulting in the emission of electrons.”

Meanwhile the suit filed by the founder of SCOAN, Prophet T.B. Joshua, to challenge his invitation to testify at the inquest was stalled on Monday.

The suit could not be heard as the defence counsel told the court that he had only just been served on Monday morning with a further affidavit filed by SCOAN.

Justice Lateefa Okunnu consequently adjourned till January 12, 2015.


http://www.punchng.com/news/synagogue-weapon-investigator-says-collapsed-building-attacked/

This little punk ought to be boiled over a slow fire. Infrasonic weapon. Haha. Not only is this in the realm of science fiction, but Infrasonic wavelengths are too large to effectively be beamformed into a weapon. If indeed it can collapse buildings i guess it could have since turned warblers and other migratory birds to jelly since they rely on infrasonics generated by distant hurricanes to migrate.

They is no sonic weapon in existence that can destroy a cardboard box, talk more of a building.

Oh, and get this: structurally compromised buildings always collapse inwards vertically. Always.

Let's just admit the truth: that house pancaked due to sttuctural defects and shoddy workmanship rather than some obtuse conspiracy from outer space.

Haha naija christians still live in the stone age. All these yeye lying pastors claiming to see god, talk to god, walk on water, heal people....and not a single evidence do they present and suckahs swallow it whole.

So why do we have modern medicine if some bloated ugly peddler of falsehood can casually heal one of the deadliest diseases ever known? And the irony is if je falls ill, he goes to a freaking doctor who's probably an atheist.

Charlatans. Frauds. Thieves. Alchemists. Delusionists.

Yomieluv:
Not funny,can't decipher the humor in this..

FP has gone to the dogs..

That's cos your girlfriend wrote this.

Honda wear. Jesus

omenka:
There is no leader in the world that doesn't entertain gossips. In fact, you get some of the most important intel from such gossips. But what makes a good leader is how he separates the wheat of the gossips from the chaff, and that is where Mr President is grossly lacking.

Very true. 'Special adviser' is a political euphemism for 'special gossip'.

noblezone:
Have not have enough blood already?
Why do we need more and for what?
The root of our problem is mistrust among the nationalities that make up Nigeria!

The ethnic divide is real, why do we keep denying it?
Let us sit down and fashion out the kind of government that is suitable for us as Africans.
If we cant agree, then let us go our ways.

And who, praytell, created the ethnic divide, feeds off it, nourishes it and bandy it about? Our leaders!

And sadly GEJ is doing the most harm in this.

Do her. Cos the truth is your wife doesnt care about you. Women who are jealous and protective would pick up cues no matter how subtle. The fact that you suggested the girl leave shouldve rang alarm bells.

Either your wife is more into her career than you. . . Or someone is distracting her.

Either way, you lose.

Do the house girl.

If 10 thousand monkeys hammering randomly at typewriters will someday produce Shakespeare's works, guessing the right combination is a probabilistic occurrence.

Law of averages supports this.

But then again: no one can be so broke to try this.

Okupe says GEJ is like jesus. He's kind of right, becuase come 2015 GEJ is going to get crucified by GMB. Difference is GEJ is dying for HIS sins.

noblezone:
Supremacy fights!
Thats what you get in a slave camp!

Luggard and his gang of criminals must be laughng us to scorn!

Meanwhile, i will wait for groups in the south to threaten southern governors supporting Buhari!

The "progressives" will turn blind to this news thread, but if I start a thread to threaten Southern Governors, they will come with lectures, insults and tantrums!

And I am saying. That what is good for the north is equally good for south.

If have people saying power musr shift to the north. Then we should equally have people insisting power must remain in the south.

Wen I insist nigeria must split to stop the circle of blood, i am called names.

No problem anyway, feb 15th is just 7weeks away. And it wont really matter who wins! Head or tail, Nigeria is jinxed.

The balkanization of any country involves a great deal of bloodshedding. You think its possible to peacefully and quietly split? Isnt Ukraine a recent example?

Unibenstudent:
Alamss

Call of duty: political warfare

Stealing is what PEJ does

Corruption is what GEJ does

This is not how you list specs. You need to be specific with the chipset, the screen type, camera features etc.

Fresia01:
bought a dress for $3............. buh nobody broadcasted it.. nt like i am jealous ooo buh u knw seun have an eye on her buh i think i am hotter than her......

I concur. You're way hotter than that old show off.

It's time we stopped subscribing to the myth that nero fiddled as rome was burning. Actually nero helped get people to safety and never fiddled. The rumor was started by suetonius.

One would think a literature professor would know that.

Vikky014:
y r u sounding pained??i askd u a simple question.so d presence of gej in d battle field will end bokoharam?pls do u hv a copy of Quran

I do have a copy of the quran. I also have sense. Unlike you.

If u think its not his job to defend nigerians then god help you. Once BH is done with the north, guess where's next?

truefact:
South Yemen is fighting for independence from the North. ..what are the eastern and southern Nigeria waiting for? Igbo has no similarity with the Yoruba and Hausa...

And why are the Yoruba not writing and propaganding for the removal of East and South from Nigeria so that Buhari will be their president?

I swear to god i read this twice but it didn't make much sense.

If i understand you're suggesting the north wants to slice nigeria regionally so buhari can be president. Ok even though this position has no bearing with the topic, its still horrendously silly and wrong.

For one thing all the clamouring for separation of ways has historically emanated from the southern part of the country, be it in the ill conceived biafra or the vaporous odua republic or even the recent south south misadventure for the sake of "our oyel"

Northerners have hardly ever asked for the separation of ways, its just some myopia that serves to justify your secessionist tendencies. If we had wanted to split we'd have done that ages ago when we had the power and the numbers.

We believe in a united nigeria, whatever our differences. Diversity is often a blessing; i grew up in a mixed society as a fulani guy and im better off for it. Mixing with other cultures and religions widened the horizons of my perception and worldview. Without it I'd have been lost as a tiny speck in the homogeneity of my social environment.

Based on my upbringing i know you're not the enemy, whether igbo/yoruba/Christian/other. The true enemy is the politician or government agent who plunders the commonwealth thus depriving us of food, dignity, and arms to defend ourselves. The enemy is an ethnic and religious atheist.

And this theft is the reason we find ourselves here, arguing semantics against a background of violence and deprivation.

So believe in the propaganda of the enemy, whatever religious or ethnic platform he currently uses to pander to your sentiments.

Im not saying buhari is the answer. But if those now holding the power are unable or uwilling to wield it to protect us, then a change of guard is in order.

Vikky014:
do u wnt gej to b fightn bokoharam wt his own gun as d commander in chief?

Yes! If he cant or wont use the immense resources at his disposal to defeat what is essentially a ragtag militia then what is his purpose? Imagine obama telling americans he's unable to beat al qaeda so suck it up and live with it. Think he'd last a second in the white house? Heck he'd be jailed for treason.

Alexander was at the forefront of his troops. Even hitler remained in berlin. A leader is expected to, well, lead.

Its unheard of that an entire country was overrun by terrorists.

Your principal is a failure. Suck it up and deal with it.

Nmeri17:
matchew!!! people are just wasting their time in NDA Kaduna!! imagine amateurs defeating them and their "formation" after all those years of training. smh. still people will blame GEJ. I wonder what u expect him to do

Wtf? What do we expect GEJ to do? We certainly dont expect him to do nothing as the commander in chief of the armed forces, the president, the head of state, the chief security officer of the country, the man who swore to defend our lives, rights, properties, and territorial integrity.

What was he voted for if not to defend us? Is he occupying aso rock just to reduce empty space? Is he there just to loot and eat?

People like you are exactly the reason PDP gets away with its crimes.

hrakabz:
If all this started again just to Extend the SOE, plz no need of it, they can just simply impose the SOE ba sai anyi ta kashe mana da bayin Allah ba first it was Mubi, Maiduguri Monday Market, next Kano Mosque, and now Damaturu_hmm, its very obvious to know wat is the cause of all this bullshit! There's God

Will you marry me?

nairalife2013:
my point is why cant folks refuse to be used. Why cant shekarau and d likes be some other folks from somewhere else. Must we have the same view for there to be peace? Without u getting angry and all workd up? And calling names such as id1ot, fool, lowlylifeform etc?

you're wading into the dangerous rerritory of naivete. why cant murderers, rapists, arsonists, anarchists, nihilists, robbers and prostitutes all refuse?

well, most people have their moral compasses broken. others are propelled by personal exigencies and the justification of their world view.

i wouldnt have insulted you if you hadnt betrayed joining the bandwagon of blaming the north for a warped pseudo-religious insurrection that mostly the hapless north is a victim of. if the mighty federal govt with its seemingly endless resources cannot defeat BH, what do you expect the common northerner to do? in any case how many times have we been regaled with tales of hunters and civilians standing up to BH while the enforcers of FG run with their tails between their legs?

you will not understand the enormity of the horror of being a victim, safely ensconced as you are in the safe confines of your home. i pray you do not see terror up close. its ugly and relentless.

if you want us to engage in fruitful correspondence devoid of vulgarity then you must rid yourself of the evil and biased prescription that requires you to hate and blame the north, when we all are victims of the vagaries of the political juggernaut neither of us has control over.

nairalife2013:
hahaha, isis and the likes as american headed! America instigate chaos to keep u busy and u wallow in ignorance and think u are giving america headache. Well lets see who will wear out first. Leave america alone and face yur country. Say the truth and be free, tho I know u despice freedom and tolerance... go and bomb america naa! Shekarau say hin want this and that u dey talk of america and gej. Na person say make u get little mind and continue to blame others for yur woes?!

you really are dense. you completely missed the point. like, the point just flew right past your head. seriously i dont have the energy to engage a lowly lifeform, so i'll wait for someone more intelligent.

im actually schooling in france and we dont have id10ts here.

nairalife2013:
u know in yur conscience that u cant compare. Well, u should be worried more of what will become of the north in the next ten years than wether am a filthy pig or not, if u care for yur people...If my broda gej is sponsoring them, well they accept to be used. Mugu fall........ no be for my mouth u go hear am!

In the next 10 years there wont be a nigeria, talk more of the north. You think the insurgent land grab has a border? You think GEJ will forever influence BH? Armed terrorists eventually outstrip their benefactors' control.

Terrorists dont recognize the red stop sign. So wallow in your miguided mirth as the north is ravaged safe in your delusions that its a northern thing. Terrorism is amorphous: it goes beyond puppetry and borders. Its a wild raging fire that should never be used as a political leverage. Ask the US and its history with the mujahedins which morphed into alqaeda and the taliban, or tje freedom fighters of lybia who all became warlords, or ISIS which is now America's headache.

When BH overruns the north, guess what's next?

Lol.

This research is bogus. My blood pressure actually rises when i stare at bosoms. I go through these:

1. Increased heart rate
2. Increased perspiration
3. Increased body temperature
4. Thirst and dryness of mouth
5. Bulging eyes and developed vision bordering on xray
6. A strange bulging sensation between my legs
7. A sudden craving for milk
8. Loss of all cognitive thought processes, supplanted by a deeper primal instinct and animal reflex.
9. Loss of speech

Its a healthy and necessary physiological reaction that serves to...er...fill up my rocket with fuel such that we can have liftoff. Without increased blood pressure its definitely "houston we have a problem"