₦airaland Forum

asadike:
Is he d keeper of d gates of hell?

No. He's the tenant who stayed so long he wants to be landlord.

Rilwayne001:
Another Drunken Master

abi o? i wonder wetin come concern god with lawyers making money

PassingShot:
"adding that it is only PDP that would bring the much needed dividends of democracy to Nigerians.

He said a vote for PDP is a vote for quality education, peace, development and a vote for transformation in all the sectors of the economy and assured Nigerians of the federal government commitment".


The dividends of democracy that PDP has failed to give in 16 years they want to give now! Mba! Kojo! Not at all!

Very funny set of people.

This is probably the best comment I've ever seen on nairaland.

klodike:
Yes like i have always known, we have sensible intellectuals in Nigeria. Julius diamond you are one of them. What i don't understand with some sympathetic Nigerians is that; why would you trivialize certificate issue just because it's BUHARI. I was denied a job last month because i used statement of result. Meanwhile someone wants to be my president with you know the rest. And all some of us would say is even if he uses Nepa bill we will still vote for him. Then i realize Nigerians don't want improvement rather we want change even if it would be a regressive one.

Its only in Nigeria where paper qualifications matter that much. Sure GEJ supposedly has a PhD, but where did that get us?

Some of the most successful people in the world are dropouts. We're making too much of a big deal over pieces of paper.

I'd rather have an aged, honest, transparent and experienced President than a corrupt, drunken kleptomaniac with a PhD.

chronique:
The good old days when we had "writing" as a subject and there was a special book for writing with 3 different lines and when u write your "d",the long stroke must touch the upper line and when you write your "a",it shouldn't exceed the first line.

Those days when education still meant something.

Now we only have randy teachers. The students are even worse, little punks tweeting and swapping ipods and looking at bosoms.

Sigh. Those days.

jiggalo:
90% of Buhari supporters are illiterate moslems,
jihadis, sharia supporters/ reporters and retirement
over due mafia politicians. I can swear with my
oxford forged certificate that no well educated
man/woman from the northern part of this country
will ever support Buhari' s candidacy. in a party
that has closed to 50m members across the
country and 80% of then being youths wish am one
of them untill we were denied the opportune to
match the great Jonathan with youthful force.
Kwankwaso of kano state has all it takes to lead
these youthful match to Aso Rock, not to mention
Okorocha,El rufai or Ameachi. But selfish political
interest and Islamic agendas will not allow us think
straight and today some people want to blame
some Igbos for not joining the cues like fullani
cows, known fully well that we're a nation bigger
than a country with well civilized men and women.
I know many will like to disagree with me on this
or even choose not to believe me if I tell them now
that am one of the thousands Igbo APC supporters
who throw free drinks to neighbours because of
APC with the hope of a modern change under the
new age only for us to be surprised with the kind
of change in package without any considerations
for the youths, even Fashola or Ameachi was left
out for another old man as the vice candidate.
Believe me or not... JONATHAN is the only
presidential option for this 2015.

If that be true, if aso rock is assured for pdp, why then is your boss jittery and grasping at straws?

The end is nigh.

10 reasons why we have lists of 10 reasons for everything on nairaland

1. People want attention

2. People are incredibly lazy

3. They want likes from the opposite (or opposing) sex

4. No new buhari scandal to post, or FFK never credit account yet

5. They just got free 10mb and its not enough to watch online p0rn, so they make lists

6. They want to make front page

7. Unemployment

8. Nairaland mods are too lethargic to properly police the site so everyone does whatever they want

9. Celebs are yet to post new vanity selfies doing unbelievably banal things like taking a sh1t or just staring into space.

10. Posting in nairaland is free


And by the way, all 10 reasons above are why i posted this.

Look at all these fools. If the school wants to fake Buhari’s results, you think they won't do it on a proper and official blank document?

Some of you here have corel draw certificates you designed and printed out in a cafe and are still yet to be detected, but you believe a school wanting to forge results would copy and paste in an existing document rather than simply printing out a new sheet.

While you're wasting time microscopically analysing the document, febuhari is drawing nearer.

onatisi:
So buhari pronunciation of senatores instead of senators is correct abi? So if he should become our president and go on to make such silly mistake infront of the global community. Una Well done.

We were talking about PEJ but since you dragged buhari into it i must ask whether poor english is synonymous with accent?

In any case Buhari can never mangle english like your PhD drunk ("how much did he STOLE" ) or his cringe worthy very poor showing during that infamous CNN interview with Amanpour.

GEJ speaks barely coherent english with a drunken slur; Buhari speaks adequate english albeit with an accent; PEJ speaks some alien gibberish with both a horrible accent and a tonal transgression.

alaoeri:
This got me cracking 'I was riding with the incumbent coming governor' Patience won't kill person with laughter , eyah we are going to miss her comic relief as from May 29.
Sai Buhari.

and they say buhari is illiterate.

channel190:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2KJAP3So6X8/VMDPYsnYLHI/AAAAAAAACbQ/QNRYkCrllwU/s2560/1421922201978.jpeg

1. THEY HARDLY STICK TO A PARTICULAR
GUY
2. THEY LOVE GUYS WITH RIDES ( I mean a
nice car, not keke or Machine)
3. THEY SUYA, PEPE SOUP, AND ALL SORT OF
GOODY GOODIES
4. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT GUYS THAT SERVES
DIFFERENT PURPOSES
5. 92% OF THEM ARE MATERIALISTIC (Do the
statistics your self)
6. FOR YOU TO TAKE THEM ON A DATE YOU
ARE DEFINATELY THEIR BOYFRIEND/SOME 1
SPECIAL
AS AT THAT MOMENT NO DOUBT
7. THEY ONLY WAY TO SCOPE A KSU BABE IS
BY LIEING TO HER...THEY DONT WANT POOR
BOYS SO YOU HAVE TO PACKAGE YOUR LIES
WELL
8. 90% OF THEM ARE NOT REAL, THEY CAN
FORM, (PACKAGING)
9. THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT BUMP SHOT AND
MINI SKIRTS AT NIGHT
10. BUT THEY ARE STILL THE BEST IN ALL
UNIVERSITIES

This creative findings was carried out by the one and only KSU blog.

seun please do something about this your spam bot.... Am not a spammer
For now this is all I can say, add ur own list on
the comment box.

these are 10 common points of bitterness on account of your being jilted by a few KSU girls.

zerojoy:
Do you remember this? were u an addict?

worse than an addict. I was an utter helpless junkie.

In hausa we call it kankara (which actually means ice).

Bruteforce1o1:
Lolzzz. Guys dey vex.. one even called the bas.tard a fat fool. Lol

haha. you did better calling him a bas.tard than the guy who called him a fool.

a thousand LIKES for you sir.

solaugo:
https://newsnownigeria.com.ng/solagab/uploads/2015/01/IMG-20150121-00136.jpg

https://newsnownigeria.com.ng/solagab/uploads/2015/01/APC.jpg

Wao....can't believe this.....APC Gusau Rally on-going now at about 11:20pm Wednesday 21st January 2015.

Crowd waited patiently to listen to the people's president, Muhammadu Buhari......

See photos captured on AIT LIVE Coverage of the rally......

The rally is still on-going as at the time of filling this report...

Source - http://newsnownigeria.com.ng/apc-gusau-rally-live-holding-in-the-tick-of-the-mid-night-see-photos/

wow. seriously you need to upgrade your TV and give granpa back his own.

lalasticlala:
Aba Moro, who eulogised the transformation agenda of President Jonathan, which he said had improved the living standard of Nigerians

Wow. Clearly this guy is still in the matrix.

vanunu:
Is only u that has not heard that general electric is now in calabar to start manufacturing trains for africa.

General Electric is not an indigenous company. There's a difference between we designing and manufacturing, and someone else doing it on our turf.

jethro2:
Tomato is a crop that has no enemy...........
Tomatoe can be eaten raw in salads or cooked in stew, soup and other delicacies

If i was a tomato I'd disagree with you.

Whoever cooks and eats me is my enemy.

Gejfreesupport:
You made valid points with the last statement... I wonder who can revamp that ailing industry.

"Ailing" implies it was healthy before being struck by malady.

Nollywood was born sickly.

sincerenigerian:
This shows Buhari is a man of honor. How can politics blind us to the extent where we question the profession of our military men and women who laid their lives to make Nigeria a sovereign country? Jonathan and his gangs have politicized the Nigerian military to the extent that politics is now the order of the day. This release of result should now put everything to bed.

Lest I forgot, Buhari was a student and a graduate of prestigious military colleges in UK, India, and USA. The man (Buhari) did not even list any of these feats in his quest for the position of presidency. That shows the humility of the man. If I were Buhari, I wouldn't hesitate to list my certificate from those three oversees military colleges. From my own understanding, Buhari never took this thing seriously because from the onset, he has always believed PDP and Jonathan are only up to mischief.

The question now is: why would anyone think Buhari was admitted into these oversees prestigious military colleges without graduating from secondary school? Any right thinking person should know that it is not possible to get into those prestigious schools without graduating from secondary school. Why would anyone call our military institution into question for the admittance of Buhari into military service? It is now obvious that Jonathan and his crew are only interested in ridiculing the general when they asked the military officer who addressed press conference yesterday to go public. Only the court is vested with such power.

Buhari is more than qualify to vie for the seat of presidency. He has satisfied the academic requirement for that position. Buhari will become the president by February 15. Buhari will reposition our military again and make it a professional military force that they were known for until about ten years ago.

Im yet to see a pro GEJ post with 300 LIKES.

Double post.

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Gejfreesupport:
How come only the ladies make it big in Nollwood?

Poor Muna didn't have money to treat himself..

Yet, Omosexy flexing in stretch luxury..

#Not fair for guys tho.

Dont believe the hype. The real reason :

1. Runs with randy bloated thieving politicians

2. Arrangee with car dealers/rentals to prop a false social image.

If nollywood was so lucrative you think production would be in the hands of lowly obinna in a ramshackle shop somewhere in onitsha churning out garbage? Nah! Govt would've since hijacked it.

Pennywise:
It is only in Nigeria purchase of a train coach makes national headline. This is the level to which Jonathan has taken Nigeria. Pray, how much did this cost us?

Ordinary five for that matter.

However if all our past leaders from Tafawa Balewa to GEJ had been serious we'd have been manufacturing trains and selling to Rwanda while working on designing hyperloops.

moderatorr:
As usual, no video. This man has been killed since last year.

All the news that Shekau 'released' does not contain videos of him saying anything. Some media agent just wakes up one morning and writes shii about Shekau.
All the videos of him are cuts from the old ones from early last year uptil the time he was killed in September.


EDIT: If you have any recent videos of him from after September last year, please quote me and link to it.

Goodluck Jonathan, is that you?

Trailblazer1:
All along buhari and the APC big wigs have been working on buhari's certificate. The certificate is still undergoing manufacturing process and will soon be ready for public consumption.


Be patient

very funny. but oga just becos you use corel draw obtain ya own no mean say na so efryone come get their own o.

kestolove95:
more reason why I will marri u

Get in line.

bettercreature:
From what she wrote,you should understand her husband told her in bed jonathan will loose this one so she came online to vent her anger

great! if you're a woman i could marry you...but if you're a man..er, well...good job.

chronique:
This gotta be a joke. A corporal slaps a CSP and everybody is saying "I am not aware". Is it me sitting in my house that would now be aware? Nigeria!!! So much indiscipline in the force.

another way of saying "im not aware" is "i have no clue"

guess where cluelessness comes from?

ceo4eva:
1. Palace musicians welcoming the President to the Sultan's palace today.

2. Excited motorcyclists welcoming the President's campaign train to the city today.

From these pictures you cant hear the chants of "ba maso" and "sai buhari"

Meanwhile the cheering motley crowd in green are TANoids.

Mogidi:
I didn't tell Northern youths to endorse GEJ and its you who is rather consoling himself by saying "No Northern Youth in his/her right senses".
Who made you the spokesperson of Northerners?

Anyone can wake up one morning and declare a phantom organization just to get at some of that 21 bilion naira.

The same north where drivers dare not drive buses with GEJ picture?

Redoil:
The APC aboki up north do not even understand english talkless of understanding what these people will say o them.

i root for APC, im a northerner, a Fulani, and i speak lots of english. probably a lot better than all the spawns of your gene pool.

heck, your brothers and sisters who migrated up here for a better life can swear we talk in english when we trade in the market.

barcanista:
The people of Kaduna are resolved to kickout the incumbent clueless President from Aso Rock and install the amiable General. Two plagues befell Kaduna state, a failed President and a miserable Governor Yero. Kaduna can't wait to experience #Change at all levels. I celebrate with the people of Kaduna State on the incoming Change they are about to experience. Sai Buhari

Toss in a failed VP into that sordid mix of failure.