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This is an urban legend. Read complete debunking here

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp

chibecanglobal: Do you read at all?

er, no. the whole thing was tl;dr

but im not sorry i touched an igbo nerve or two. that was the point.

Such doltish question. You seriously think a semi literate assembler of prefabricated chinese cars totally devoid of innovation running in some backwater can take on a multinational conglomerate that holds many patents and actually design and build their own cars and systems, a company worth billions of dollars with some of the world's best automotive engineers?

Egad!

Only a cutoff side view but this guy ain't wholly bad

https://www.nairaland.com/fothermucker

chinazaekperem2: calling me names might be detrimental to your life and that of your tribe, check my profile before you engage me.

You poor, witless, pathetic, bilious, inbred, silly, obtuse, pedantic little demagog.

There. I've called you names.

Now bring on your best game.

chinazaekperem2: will you be that foolish to work on baseless allegations? Just give me one proof Dr. Davis provided and let's see if you aren't as ninny as these lawyers.

Yeah, but without the same proof, PDP and/or CAN accuses APC and buhari yet you believe it, propagate it, and wear it like a badge of honor.

You dolts need to be shot.

chukwudi44: @ OP
if I phone into the FBI today saying that the Pope funds ISIS, how much time and resource do you think the FBI will deploy for that investigation?

Some days ago in the US a prank caller phoned in threatening to kill hostages etc and gave his address which was really the home of a pro online gamer. The SWAT busted into the home of the gamer who was at that very moment gaming online. The cops shot the gamers dad and arrested the gamer live on can before realizing someone punked the whole thing.

The pranskter is now in jail.

The point is, direct action preceded investigation ( "fire, aim, ready"

In the us, the legal and enforcement system takes action first before questions, and investigates the accused not the accuser.

Makes you wonder, what would the PDP reaction be had Steven Davis accused bihari, kwankwaso et al of sponsoring BH?

Surely there would be a sponsored media frenzy, an ijaw road show, a blitzkrieg of articles from abati and okupe etc. And lots of dancing in the street.

And immediately the lackey infested DSS would start barking.

hushmail: CIA is monitoring calls worldwide

NSA is the agency eavesdropping, not CIA.

ICT is an archaic term, modern advances in technology have blurred the line between information and communication. isnt information always communicated? isnt communication the passing on of information?

IT is the preferable term, unless you're a dinosaur stuck in 1994.

I guess the biggest mystery is: so where is the man on the moon?

But honestly I don't even believe Americans went to the moon, not with 1960s tech. Heck, they didn't even have iPhones back then.

We can even barely get to the ISS now self.

This sounds like a first world problem.

Does it even matter? Just eat the darn things.

I think FOG is an appropriate choice for this motley gathering of blind f00ls, on account of their clueless patron being lost in the fog of maladministration.

You can't sue them, whatever you post on nairaland belongs to seun.

Law of blogs.

DBestDoc: How could your wife do such a thing?
She ought to know that the anatomy of infants is really fragile and must not be messed with.
Young man, turn your blame to your wife 'cause she was the one that decided to gamble with the life of your fragile baby by test running her saline concotion on her. The news was unconfirmed, the least she would have done to satisfy her inquisitive mind was to try it out on herself or another adult.
What has been done has been done.As hard as it may be , please keep that behind you and don't let it take a bad toll on your marriage.
Rest in peace to the cutey! And sorry for your loss

You presume all parents are educated enough to know falsehood, and you either forgot or do not know the desperation of being a parent in times of fear and uncertainty.

Yes I blame my wife, but fate played a greater role. However we-i-cannot overlook the originator of this falsehood.

All I want is for her to feel my pain (if she's that human) and understand that some things have undesirable consequences.

Think before you act.

Thank you.

My 14 days old girl died this morning after a brief illness because my wife without my knowledge fed her your salt water prank.

I hope this tragedy haunts you to your dying days.

Rest in peace my angel.

If some bigots could just use 1% from the accessible 10% of their brains, they'd clearly see it makes absolutely no sense for northerners to burn, maim, kill, and wreck their communities just to politically hurt GEJ.

If indeed they want to make Nigeria ungovernable, wouldn't it make more sense to bomb federal structures, kill south south folks, etc?

I've never heard of a self defeating insurgency before, where one makes his enemy's job easier by attacking oneself.

But then again, ethnicism would never let some people see reason.

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and user manual guides are all intact
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For 25k its either stolen, or Chinese clone.

And what the heck is "London use"? How is is better than Malay use, or indian use, or naija use? Or is this another Igbo trick to lull the socially inferior into a false sense of esteem? Cos I've seen AT&T phones peddled by your likes as London use.

Very soon they'll ban girls in kano.

Where is the F 35 lightning 2?

The real Truth about igbos

1. They are entrepreneurs: unfortunately they dissipate their energies in criminal wealth acquisition: armed robbery, burglary, kidnapping, gun running, smuggling, prostitut1on, baby factory, fake drugs, hard drugs, fake goods etc.

2. They are peace loving: as long as they can scam/rob/defraud the hosts

3. They are wily, cunning, and patient: all the better to fall a mugu

4. They worship money more than their lives: no matter the violence raging in their midst, bombs going off, shootings, slaughterings, they cling resiliently tight until they mop up the very last kobo swirling in that fiery maelstrom.

5. They are very religious: but they go to church only to secure their material success by showing face and paying tithes, thinking they're playing a fast one on god. However the joke's on them; your Yoruba pastor is the one playing a fast one on you and growing fat on the proceeds of your ritualistic greed and gullibility.

6. They are from Israel/Egypt/Ireland..er, perhaps jordan or Ethiopia. This is confusing: look, this issue is neither anthropologically nor logically proven, but we do know that even though igbos are found only in nigeria (excluding those with fake visas, eg the 'diasporians') it must be accepted igbos are from somewhere. They insist, so whatever right?

7. Igbos are a nation: in their minds, lol. Actually the Igbo 'nation' is a motley collection of disunited clans and villages at each other's throats. Their real nation is Nigeria, where they spread like vermin to prey on their accommodating hosts and send the filthy proceeds home.

8. Their leaders and icons have dubious moral compasses: a rebel leader who led to the deaths of millions, a bunch of thieving political leaders, a lying computer "genius", and an illiterate Chinese car vendor masquerading as a car " manufacturer cum inventor".

9. Pat utomi has a weird nose.

Can't you see what's happening in Libya? BH endgame is to disrupt the unity of Nigeria by fomenting a civil war, then they can set about recruiting and carving out their turf bit by bit. They can't fight a country, but they can conquer disparate regions.

If you look closely, the bombs seem random and pointless. Look closer and youd see the reactions that follow (blame game, finger pointing, suspicion etc) is precisely the required result. Psychological warfare.

One glance at nairalands comment sections and you know BH is winning.

Actually men don't cheat, women do.

Men play, women cheat.

In any case, men can't cheat if other women aren't willing to cheat with them. Or isn't the woman involved also cheating on her own man?

" i love me too "

Within minutes of a bomb explosion emergency vehicles rushing to the scene break down, including a fire truck and an ambulance.

Only in Nigeria.

Within minutes of a bomb explosion emergency vehicles rushing to the scene break down, including a fire truck and an ambulance.

Only in Nigeria.

Because igbos are genetically predisposed to be fraudulent, they find it almost instinctive to celebrate fraud.

These cars are sent in crates from China ready to be assembled together here. Assembly is not the same as manufacture. IVM does not fabricate, does not do R&D, and sure as heck does not manufacture a single bolt.

The guy is nothing but an assembler of prefab cheap, generic, soulless cars.


Igbos and fraudulent claims. That was how one Philip emagwaga something or other claimed to have invented supercomputing and the internet.

Some of the people immediately behind the actual thieves are accomplices in on the act. They provide cover.

Also this happens in the blink of an eye, here you're just seeing one frame of a photo. Don't assume the onlookers are actually onlooking. Some are turning their heads midshot, others are not paying attention even though they seem to. Pick pockets rely on speed and crowds where you're usually distracted and expect people to bump into you.

Dunno about portals to other universe, but the only black hole I know of is in my pocket, and its a portal straight to the ground. It has sucked into oblivion countless naira notes and keys.

Darn those nasty black holes.

Lol at halima abubakar "no one is pressurizing me".

Of course no one is 'pressurizing' you. What are you, a gas canister?

Yes, we need to stop sending donkeys to the east. There are enough donkeys and ass3s there already without us adding to the local population.

Hehe.