₦airaland Forum

SweetCunt97:
When it comes to oracle and deity matter, I no dey chook mouth. Those things can make life difficult for you if you refuse them.

JONNYSPUTE:
....Been doing this all this while and because of this,I ve not been to the village since December to see my parents. They all come over to my base now to see me.My wife has not said anything about it since and I can understand her.Even my Dad is confused cause such has never happened.

You can't crown me a king while my father is alive..My father and I feels there's a conspiracy against us.

JONNYSPUTE:
....Good morning folks. Sure we are all good and managing the effects of pandemic well?. To God be the glory.

This is going to be long because I will want us to read and understand it very well before commenting. Reason is because any decision taken is going to affect both myself,my immediate family members, extended and the entire community.

I have been thinking about the way forward since December last year.

It happened that we lost our king (Eze) 5years ago and the community has been in turmoil due to the inability of the elders to select a new king.

Reason is that it is rotational between my village and the other village.

My village is now supposed to bring out the next king and my compound has been told to bring out somebody to be crowned as a king.

I never envisaged or dreamt of becoming a king in my life because.
(1) My father is still alive.
(2)I'm not the most senior in the entire family.

But then,the elders met me last December and told me that the diety in the community has selected me to become the next king and that I have to pick another wife from the community before I will be crowned.

I told them point and blank that the oracle is mistaken due to the reasons I mentioned above but they are not taking it.

Now everyone in my village is against me for refusing the offer and saying I'm doing it be cause I don't want to hurt my wife which is true.

Now my question is,What do I do?
Should I damn the consequence and pick another wife and be crowned a king in other to make my community happy or should I forget about the whole idea entirely and allow the community sort themselves out?

I'm confused here. N B. My wife is aware of all this.

Thanks.

Please bring this to front page cause I'm no longer myself. So many sleepless nights and selfish advices from the elders in my community. I really need to hear the truth from people I don't know.

hakhinsi:
Just like new!!!

Model: Lexus RX330

Year: 2004

Location: Lagos

Flood & accident free

RedPhoenix:
The world's new endemic, self obsession and self worship that ultimately evolves into narcissism



The beginning of narcissism, self worship. And this is what most self help apologetics teach not in fulfillment in one's higher calling or service to divinity, humanity and one another

fergie006:
https://www.facebook.com/62188827209/posts/10158588900587210/

Badonasty:
you think say we mumu like you abi you think say na all of us be zombie

I swear this news don make me vex this morning sha...go and ask Zimbabwe go and ask Zambia...this people go just dey follow us talk like say na babies dem Dey follow talk

kenzysmith:
amen thanks a lot i have pray about it but it's seem my body is weak. am in trouble cause am in a financial position to get married but am happilyy ve over come masturbation just d fornication is my problem

kenzysmith:
hhave stop playing virtual. i have stop zoom bet. i ve stop masturbation but i have promise my self not to have sex until December am just one week four days of sex free but serious conji dey hold me now pls, how can i free my self from this bondage of fornication pleasefornication must i ve sex with unknow ladies Continously i just pray this morning to be consistent in keeping my self is like something is pressuring to ve sex i need help am weak

jakizio42:
The thing just jaga jaga

JeffreyD1:
Well after I posted Uncle Reno tweet about boyfriend and girlfriend on my status, I captioned it "I Stan with Reno".

She saw the status, got pissed off. I know she didn't agree with him.

bukatyne:
A peck/kiss, holding hands, hands on the waist, shoulders etc.

Something that does not offend our sensibilities.

Softapplez:
I will tell people that covid 19 is real and not fake.
Most people actually got covid 19 but because of the faith and the believe they have in GOD, automatically made the virus to disappear.

What most people don't know about Nigerians Is that words like GOD forbids nor be my body.

In JESUS NAME e nor go touch my family or myself.

These words in the realm of the spirit actually carries weight.

Anyways i stop here.

Covid 19 don't kill. It is the fear of COVID 19 that kills.

By the order of the Peaky blinders.

bukatyne:
Married or not.

Light PDA, maybe: Davido's type of heavy petting and all, na.

myles16:
She didn't see me sef, I didn't pick her calls even tho I was looking at her on stage where she was sitted...if she gives me the chance Sha after 8 years I can still right my wrongs

Ensquare:
fiction ke. .abi you want make I connect you to her? She is married now

jakizio42:
Azin ehn me sef i neva see. She tok say she get boyfriend she still con kiss am abi me no read am well
[b]Nna but who am i to judge who am [/b]i

myles16:
Asin she even sat at the VIP table with my place empty, I could see her face mehn, she was fukin lonely...I pitied her even tho I was the one that put her in that situation with nothing I could do....
She wouldn't have bought the gown in the 1st place, she would have stayed home jeje...I stressed her

jakizio42:
Azin ehn me sef i neva see. She tok say she get boyfriend she still con kiss am abi me no read am well
Nna but who am i to judge who am i

Biodun1929:
Lol! Men! My brothers and cousins didn't let me rest for like a whole year after I told them the story.

Iphran6:
I had no issue wooing ladies at any point in my life, that was the more reason I never took alcohol because when my friends started drinking their excuse was that it gave them boldness to woo ladies. I was raised by series of grown house help who exposed me to sex and female unclothedness as early as 5 years till I reached my adolescent age, this gave me natural boldness when it come to ladies because for me there was nothing new for I had seen much already....most of those house helps are now married with children and I still remember everything they did to me like it was yesterday

Only GOD delivered me from being a sex addict...GOD did touched my life

HazardMan:
The guy blunder no be here

Ensquare:
There's this girl each time she walked my street, I told myself I must call her . This happened for many times and I didn't have the boldness to call call her . It got to the point of placing a Course upon myself"if I don't call her next time make God punish me or thunder fire me" hmm. Yet still, here come the pretty angelic underage girl that has given me all the green light and signals but I couldn't still call her upon all the courses . I pray to God to remove those courses upon me sha.
One faithful day the BOMB!!;as she was coming, I didn't know who made that essssss sound. She just turned and approached me. Oboy see shivering and ghost pimples with sweat all over me.
Look The lines:
Her:did you call me?
Me:I said yes(but I ddnt)
Me:good day, how are you?
Her:I am fine
Me:please I just wanted to be your friend
Her: sorry I have boy friend
Me:you can just manage me na
Her: you don't love me, why do you say I should manage you with someone else.
Me:I will write you a letter tomorrow
Her:okay till then

To my surprise she gave me a peg right on my right cheek Hmmmm..I was like awww so sweet

jakizio42:
I got to woo one of my female friends sister believe me I don't understand her kind of person at all so i got her number after the chit-chat and all. i will chat her up on Whatsapp she will see it and take hours to reply i was like is she not the same girl i was chatting with because she responded well when we chatted on close call then i accepted the fact that maybe she didn't want it but the annoying part is why will she view my chat and won't reply so i brought up a story omo when she reply i block am b4 she block me. Ain't gat time for rejection pls.
Omo as e b so now ehnn if u lock up on me i go help u trowey key.

myles16:
Been laughing like mad, So lemme share mine

Back in my Sec school days, i went to an only boys school (King's College Lagos), so we were almost done with our Waec and Neco, my school and (Queen's College Yaba) got this connection, they act as our girls and we do socials together. So during my ss3 days when 2go started reigning we got hold of QC girl's 2go username and we added plenty girls, as a KC boy once i introduced myself everywhere becomes lit, so this girl added me and we started chatting and everywhere was good, we became so close and very close, it was 2 weeks to our prom night. I asked her out, before i asked out sef i almost died cause i was the most shyest guy on earth, she asked me why her?? i almost fainted again, i sha told her she was the only one i had and she agreed, damnnn i was so happy... collected money from popsy bought a nice suit with a nice shoe, she even posted on her 2go status "Prom date i can't feel my lips, looking forward to my first kiss"... I saw the post i pretended i never saw that, my friends started teasing me telling me i must finish her lips... fast forward to the D-day..

Me and my friends were all suited up, friend's popsy drove us to QC yaba where the prom was to take place, lost my I.V, was at the gate till 4:30, later entered sha, i saw her in her fresh gown on the high table with other girls and their prom dates, prefect were given special tables and she was one. All my guys were on normal tables with their dates except few of us that were shy, she was calling me heavily but i was ashamed to climb that stage cause it was heavily lit with flood light while my guys were on normal table with lowkey club light.. Haaaa!! she was expecting me to climb the stage, cold feet couldn't let me eat what the waiters were serving, some hours later it was dancing time she came was down from our supposed special dinner table all was still looking for me, i saw her but was dodging her, it was our first time meeting face to face....i was very scared of walking up to her and was looking frustrated, don't even know what to tell her, summoned courage and walked up to her sha and i said "Hi!! i am ismail, when you are ready to go home we would meet outside" and i left her... Even me myself was shocked with what i said. fast forward to 9pm when guys organized an after party in a club not far from E-center, i was sha outside we couldn't even talk sef, she was so disappointed and later took taxi home, she didn't even wait for the after party when my guys were being given hot lap dance...



the next day i apologised and she asked if i was Gay
i am still a shy guy tho but i know i can't mess up like that day... Days later i regretted why i didn't touch the full chicken with better fried rice and salad i was served on that day

ovoP:
This na wetin man take dey decieve himself... They flock around you .. but that 1 u want, you will have to talk..

Collinsaik:
To start and master the act of toasting girls anytime anywhere with confidence, then you have to allow the male hormone in your system to accumulate.
How do you achieve that?
By suspending soapy dance.
Works like magic.
That's the very first step.
You become bolder and more confident within a short while of ditching that habit.