deracathy:
Ondo camp is a cool one, will rate it 70%. The officials are friendly, no hard labour, minor punishment.
The camp lacks sponsorships from companies so most of the social activities wasn't apart from Miss Fabulous and Aliko sponsored by Airtel.

social activities includes: Miss fabulous and Boy Aliko
Miss Nysc and Mr Macho
inter platoon Football competition, cooking competition, parade competition, dance competition, drama competition, volleyball competition
Jeans carnival
camp fire night.



Then the SAED program was a boring one, Mami was just there.


Infact the camp was just there.

deracathy:
House



Stream 2 Kopas in house weeeeeeeeee!!!!


haven't seen any o.

where are you guys hiding?

iyobosag29:
ANALOG CALL UP LETTER REJECTED IN NYSC CAMP

MRNipples:
bro i tire o

McCarlito:

Except the primary reason u are in a university is simply to get into relationships cos that is the reason u will have before typing this poo u just mentioned in ur comment above..
The only thing that an undergraduate should be more worried about is to get as many knowledge as possible rather than worried about who washes clothes for who.... Except he/she simply went to the university for relationships...

McCarlito:
There are so many things she should be worried about... Like how to upgrade her scores and be top of her department rather than wasting her worries on a Voluntary Dry Cleaner

robosky02:



LOL that must be a wonderfull love

whereas there is no imperical rule the truth she must do one directly or indirectly
but if she ALL the opposite then i will say she truely love....


but certainly not you maybe your money wake up

ademasta:
Greetings to all corps members awaiting November 25th for their compulsory orientation activities! Deracathy how market now? Hope you are all good to go.
Oya let's get down to the real deal... Ikare Akoko Orientation camp... What a camp! The commanders are friendly, jovial and the environment itself is accomodating. It is advisable you go to camp a day earlier because there will be one que after the other, and some of you guys are #Ajebutters and are not used to some kinda stresses... But if u can't make it a day before, try get to camp early that day. As per the things you will need... Things like buckets, permanent markers, ID card holders will be sold to you at the gate even before entering the camp. I bot my bucket at #300, a marker goes for #100, ID card holder was also #100. After u'v gottn all these, u will join a que; abi u think say u go just enter camp like that? No o... U go join que, ManOwar and Civil defence personnels will screen you in with ur callup letters, sch ID and statement of results.... Make sure u secure a beta position on the que cos after a que is another, the earlier u are thur with one the earlier u start the next. As they are screening you thru ur credentials they are also checking ur bags; shd incase any metal e.g clipper, blade, iron spoons, knife are inside. After u have been screened in, go to the front of the auditorium and join the next que, there u will line up according to the states ur institution fall. E.g. I finished from ABU, ABU is in Kaduna state, meaning i will join the kaduna line.... Na so. The purpose of this line is just to check ur certificate or statement of result and then sign on ur callup letter. After this is step 3; the longest que ever... Join this que to get registered. U will enter into the computer room with like 5copies each of ur credentials. Ur fingerprint will be taken and u will be given ur state code...e.g 401, 312, 423, 1000...the number is serial sha. The last digit of this number is ur platoon number. I was in platoon 9 then sha. Then enter the room next to it to collect the printout of ur details. Plus about 2 forms i think, fill those forms immediately and submit before leaving there. After that, u will see a man sitting on a chair ouside that same building, he will be holding tags, go to him and tell him ur number and the man will give u ur tag(if u are number 623, the tag will also be 623). Now go back to the auditorium, get a file there, put some copies of ur credentials, u will actually be told the ones to put inside. Then you are good to go and collect ur kits from ur platoon officer. How do u knw ur platoon officer? At the auditorium, all officers wud be there sitting and the name of the platoon wud be written on cardboard in front of them. Just go there and collect ur kits. Dnt mind the jargons u filled during online registration o...they will not use it. If u are lucky, u get ur size. If u are not, na Dele Momodu size u go get o! But the most important thing is this, while on the last que(the longest que i earlier talked about) just tell maybe the person in front of u that u will be ryt back, that he or she shd master ur position for u. Get out of the que and stroll down to the hostel, get urself the best bunk, put a matrass and secure a place. That's the best o! Nothing sweet past comfort o! After u don get ur kit, kit up and join the parade. That's the tradition! But if u are tired already...wch is normal, just keep ur kit and enter mammi to flex. You will start ur own parade the next morning... U will not need upto 10 passport self... After few days in camp, u will be told to snap with ur nysc crested vest, it is compulsory, a photographer is already assigned to do that for the whole corpers but u will pay #250. The photo will be used for the final POP photo album at the end of the service year. Tho it is the soft copy that they need but after few days u will be given printed copies for ur own personel use. Na 4copies sha. The first week in camp will not be easy, while the last week will be full of fun... You are to wake up as early as 4am, cos parade starts by 5am till 7. Breakfast by 8am. Another parade by 10am...in short, u won't even have time for urself. Soldiers will just be chasing u up and down with Bigul and whistles...Their popular say is...''we make u do things even when it is against ur wish''. To charge ur phones, u will do all that in Mammi, charging a device goes for #50. There is nothing you need that you won't get at Mammi. The camp has enof water so if u are a fish, u go bath tire. Some banks will come to camp, u will register with the bank ur number falls under. Mine fell under Firstbank and i collected my acct number and ATM b4 leaving d camp. As per food thins,...food dey make sense on sundays... Any oda days na trash! If na beans dem cook, omo na die o...cos na just one spoon dem go give u. Tea go be like water... Egusi soup go be like somtin else... But mind u, i ate all my food o... Quote me 4 any
qstns!

vooyour:
Well it's not that hard really. But do it only if you just want a sex buddy. Just talk to him and ask for his number. It won't even take 3 days for him to invite you over. Unless you're really really ugly hope I made sense

Hero10001:

How long did it take you to come up with this one?

Hero10001:

You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stvpidity and backward religion.

Hero10001:
Honestly, islam is too backward.

CHM11:


sticky? check!!..

sweaty hian..have u been having sex in a bakery?..