₦airaland Forum

Obrigardo:
It's not too serious like that cartoon. Most schools collect school fees even into the middle of the term. I guess you don't have a kid, so you don't know.

Like is better than comment, you know? (sometimes tho)

Adesiji77:
He added, “We should blame the culture of spending without saving, lifestyles of Nigerians, ourselves and government for the position we find ourselves today. We have not managed the economy well but government should take the larger blame. So much money had been stolen.’’

My question for Ajimobi and i dont want explanatory answer. Answer in one word: Did you steal from Oyo State Government through your position; Yes or No?

wheezie24:
a bishop

Ok.

PastorOsamede:
"And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery" (Matthew 19:9). These are JESUS' own words.

Sadly this unstable generation will do everything to justify ill actions. Marriage partner is a choice that bears consequences. Men must learn to live with the outcomes of their choices.

Pastor Osas, LPPM?

Who is Imeh Bishop?

Yeye de smell for here o. am outta here!

CivilzedTyger:
No Mind Dem Jare Am Sure Dis Shit Happens Only In Africa

Dont get it twisted (in D'banj's voice)
look @ d pix very well, those kids are white (probably on excursion). And if u check record very well they have alot of graduates or innovators close to dat age (14) more than Africa. So, they have such tendency more than Africa. Tho, A student might run out of school in the name of I.T. and fail to go back to school forever, that is common in Nigeria, i agree with u. Another scenario is when u see a nine year old serving in a beer parlour or BUKA (this is also pop in Nig.) but as Professional or skilled labour, abeg giv it to them.

The guy be like: Chai! Money is not everything, why did i accept the offer?

Was she there wen u were eating dustbin (according to one of ur lyrics). If she was, marry her, if she came after ur BLOW, fashy am...

Toto speaking, Ar*se baba O! I hail O!

ORACLE1975:
K

u would av utilised ur position better, had it been u r me...

Dolypson04:
When we pass, we proudly claim the glory but when things do not come the way we wanted it, we shift the blame.
I asked a colleague about her result just the week, she told me it was fine. I asked for a particular course we all dreaded and she proudly said " I had A in it". I requested for another course and she replied; " They gave me 32 (F). In my subconscious state, I asked, "Who gave you"?.
The statement is very common in our secondary and tertiary institutions. By the way, why do we always "HAVE" A while they always "GIVE" us F?

U sure say u dey sleep so, did kin tin u com bring com NL, funny tho, av never bout it
U know, nobody wants to associate h/h self wit failure affiliate wit success even sometimes unjustly

vizkiz:
his parents should be shot dead! How on earth will a 3 years old boy go missing?

Its LadyF aga*** Mtchewww...rubbish

What did u drink dis early morning?

Chigorkizz:
What's the difference between the guns the Nigeria military were using before and the ones they are using now?

The picture shows same thing.
I was expecting a higher sophisticated weapon but keep seeing old and dirty weapons.

Hypocrisy at its peak.

Even the seats inside DAT vehicle, waoh did is ridiculous..... Join join. Anyway na God s support na in de important pass. God bless Nigerian army!

EroticAngelina:
so girls are too desperate go say no to a marriage proposal dat when they say no, it bkums a huge deal?

I seriously dnt know wat guys want!!??! when a girl is urging them into marriage, they say we too desperate! when we nt ready to marry them or tell them no, they say we too proud! wat do u guys want from us??!?

Our joy is inside u

The only thing DAT baffles me wen I see such pix is DAT there would be some of these guys dat joined this group forcefully either tru kidnap or under duress, BT I pray to d almighty DAT dis insurgence stops soonest so DAT more youths will not fall victims of dis tragedy. Not all dis guys joined d cause willingly.... Just thinking anyway!

Poster below me, have u been served dis way b4?

@ agongajoseph
because of dis ur Kanurish comment, u com repost the post again, nawa o!
type google on of your browser's tabs, find a search box and type 'how to quote pple on Nairaland'.

swagifted:
Am an economist...this letter is not detailed enough to express the engage 360 properly...facts and figures / time trends...it lacks..

uh uh, d full proposal on the project (reflecting details) would be attached to it now, this is just a letter expressing the writer's intention na, do u think Buhari will have tym to be reading such details in a letter. Pls research on how they propose b4 u comment on such topic next tym, okay?

NaijaEarnOnline:
Good point, also how do you know those that got employed after joining, so that their names can be removed.

Also, will people enguaged in their personal business be classified as unemployed?

Yep, I think he made provision for that in his APP, ENGAGE 360 degree

QuiverBox:
Nice you hve just added flesh to the op's Idea. PMB needs to invite you guys to the Villa.

lol! and u 2!


Meanwhile the facility has to be conditioned to have an expiry date cos i know dat some pple will not bother to seek better life again, they will just conclude their ambition in life with the facility, lazily!

slenderdude:
Dear Victor,

Engage 360 seem like a wonderful idea, arguably the best solution I personally have come across to the issue of unemployment.

However, engage 360 would be practicable if it addresses the issue of sharp practices, such as employed persons enjoying the welfare packages in the guise of been unemployed, under employed persons, and also the welfare institutions should be checkable to ensure data consistency.

Regards,

Slenderdude

Thank you......
if ur observation is not taken care of, the system will be abused, frustrated and forced out of the system sending the candid Beneficiaries to square one.
I can only approve dis proposal if i am the President based on only one condition: If a system can be put in place where the bio data of genuine unemployed graduates (with authentic proof) can be registered in a database, verifiable smart cards be issued to them and verification can be taken place automatically at the accredited Facility Centers/Points. Taking care of this, the Project can fly beyond the Sky!

Situation: Highly Controversial
Solution: Divine Intervention
Humanly: Try your possible best to avoid sleeping with your Boss' wifr no matter what the condition, temptation or the situation looks like.... By the side, start thinking of possibility of getting another job and lastly, try to relate d inconvenience and discomfort you endure going to his house, staying there for more than necessary time and reflect how stressful going there (frivolent excuses but inteligently). Bobs, u dont need to EVER mention his wife's advances O! (Remember the thing wey carry Joseph go prison in the bible o)
1 half spoken!

money121:
got down on one knee, looked into Chidima’s eyes her in the eye and asked for her hand in marriage.

He did not, he 4got his manly boldness @ home

jonaifame22:
abi na even me sef I no go like share my bae wth anyone,cos I am a jealous god

god of s*x, Fire, Thunder or of Underneath Iron

Rounakid:
everyone are nt same...
As for me, i no qo kneel down propose to woman.
Na she qo kneel down while i propose...

U wan bless am ni e?

i love it if d babe is meant 4 me only! call it selfishness

chino11:
Oshiomhole is not only the ugliest Nigerian but lacks commonsense.

Orubebe has just taken the ugly fool to the cleaners. Good job Orubebe.

although i did not read d post but your likes include mine.

@op plssssssssss, help me to convert it to mp3.

Rounakid:
And he is kneeling down for her... some of this men shaa..

what is d big deal kneeling down for whom you love with all ur heart (even b4 Chinese plus indian population) in as much she loves u back.
c'mon grow up, what other way do u want 2 express ur feelings afterall luv is uncontrollable. i once knelt down for my babe dat i luv wen she was upset dat i drag sigari... . so what stops me to do so wen am askin her to love me forever?

dapsoneh:
Yyyyyyy.. funny though... but if really they are doing well, their kids shld be in public schs whhere they teach

Ask the govt whether they are paying worthwhile. facilities found in private schools, are they available in public school.

RemyMartins:
OP consider yourself a member of panelist setup to select the Senior prefect of a secondary on basis of neatness and there are two candidates.

Both candidates are always on very neatly ironed and sparkling clean uniforms and look very tidy. BUT

Candidate A has a cardigan ATTACHED to his/her uniform to avoid dirt or stains and
Candidate B doesn't wear a cardigan.

At the end of each day both candidates uniform are very still clean.

Who would you select??

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