₦airaland Forum

missKiffy:
Minister of power and steel, minister of works is also not bad

Minister of Steal na our Culture abi?

Dahveydson:
If you're not disappointed over this list, I don't know what else can get you disappointed.

Even me, am not disappointed but flabbergasted & WAOHED

See small pikin wey don go put hin hand for trouble wey pass am o, she com put everybody for wahala now.
Her mum, her siblings, even her husband no fit rest again. we de tell am dat tym say na current champion de, no champion forever, she say she b former OPEC President, mak she go encounter wetin prodigal son daughters dey face na. (Aiki ni ki omode ma dete, to ba ti le da inu igbo gbe)

Sincerely I thought as much....
I bliv it should be in good fate sha o, so dat Gadaffi's theory will not play a role in Nigerian Political system... Just thinking aloud.

'I see a black man replaces Osinbajo as the tenure lapses' ... in Martin Luther King, Jnr' s voice.

Donnest4u:
@OP i disagree with number 6. Being industrial chemist is a whole lot different. You need to be rooted in practicals requiring wisdom. But other ones are negotiable
. Lalasticlala do the needful

On point...
That number 6 watered down d whole article. It revealed to me and anybody of same mind-set that the Writer is a Joker trying to be creative. Mention any field in the world or any industry people can not invest money in. For any idea or profession to be successful, you must have investor(s). About Electrical Engineer or wetin wetin... A School Cert Holder will never work on transformer except he wants to commit suicide, buh if he offers to do d indoor wiring, you must realise dat its not necessary you go to Polytechnic or University b4 u dat, u can achieve it by going through informal training (as an Artisan), so what is the assertion all about? I agree with you on ICT, cos even a Graphic Artist or a NLer will tell u s/he is an ICT Professional, buh the difference is his/er vastness is very limited in a lot of ways in d industry. u can mention more and more, which makes it more than the TEN d op even mentioned, buh d bottom line is that there is room for research, upgrade and advancement in any field of life, must you read Banking & Finance in School b4 they recognise u as a successful Banker? in as much u r grounded in ur field of play u r as good as an achiever. Bill Gates never went to Computer school nor acquire CCNA/CCNP b4 he established himself in his own world full stop

christinie:
He went reluctantly after much criticism.

Why did u say dat?

No b dat Obi.... wetin wein b dat? wetin she de find there? God will help us in dis great country and restore peace back to the North, most especially.

A for Apple.

Ioannes:
try them and jail them.
next in line;
okonjo madam gele

Something still amuses me about dat MADAM u mentioned last. Is it that she was so careful in her days or they want to hold her in the wrist b4 they give her a 'restriction bangles' . Cos i dont know how and why she was offered another position in a World Class Organisation again. I no understand.

We are watching!

http://newswirengr.com/2015/10/03/50billion-oil-fraud-diezani-aluko-aiteo-sahara-energy-omokore-wagbatsoma-for-trial/

k, am comin!

ee yah! U dont av a case, just forget about the whole scenario and start a more careful life. U landlord might be a witness or a co-complainant but both of u av no substantial evidence to charge a case against them. So, bro, just go home, relax and be more careful some other tym.

Patience be like.. See hin face... Scatterer
Amaechi be like... No Friend, No Foe! if I become Minister, I go come for una again!

Richie0974:
That doesn't say he doesn't behave like a thug

Besides I only see two cars... The governor and the headmaster

Shake ur Computer, u ll see d remaining... 8a!

Not too impressed just like Inyanya himself... overbleeping dey worry the WOMAN... in Wande Cole's voice

Tolexander:
Christianity don spoil!

Picture of annoying service?

Na freedom she dey do or graduation?

Point of Correction, ANOINTING

Its too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, my brother. I would have loved to read it!

Eko ti wo ONE CHANCE

Time not too far from a Deceiver!

Pls, let stops commenting, cos i continue laffin! @op that was a badt one there, d callee was too sincere, no luv!

agarawu23:
OBJ be like, chai! I was once in buhari position o, this oyinbo know even notice my presence

Who is Gordon Brown?
Buhari knows his Bossna!

I blive she was over-excited na, 'egbe n bi bo, ni bi ti won ti bi iya eeyan, se owun ta 13 track-debut album ni? ko lo joko to ba n firiki. Make she go sidon for one corner if she gets freaky on formin tin bt if she was over-excited, @op, help me to tell her dat I still love her!

I had a similar experience. buh i think u r 'too' much matured for such assertion(WTF r u alarming @?). Use ur maturity mind na, afterall, u did not see her wen she was having s*x(dat nearly happened to me n I did nt kill my self instead i went to a bar and took '33', i almost drilled ashana not out of desperation buh jus felt lyk after downing some bottles bt wasnt my way so i chilled out). My dear brother, save this post! d girl will still come back to u either after wedlock or within her marital life, its left to u whether to av a compensation or not . My own came and I scatter the ground . That is dat for the 'PONMO' things... but for reality, try as much as possible to 4get about the relationship, she is not meant for u even if she comes back to u, dont struggle with the situation and never expect her back. Thank your God dat u got a new n good job, explore all ur chances out there n u will see dat she's the ugliest as.s u ever met. I thenk God (for u) on your new job, focus on it and bring d best out of urself! Life is sweet...... u can join me in the club 2nite so dat we can rock it beta buh owe u bill o, na eyibo life i de live o!

I smell selfishness, how does he expect a 'Queen' to attend lectures in class just like the way he did when he was eighteen to bag those certificates of his?

B4, b4, Kings dey 'step on' pple's wives buh nowadays, na pple's wives dey seduce kings to 'seize' them from their husbands Just thinking how some women will be admiring the queens seats

Uhnnn my brother!

chimere66:
The yacht reportedly cost $900,000 a week (£580,000) to charter and you have to know Kola Aluko before you can rent the yacht.

Bros, I no blame Aluko, na d couple wey go use dia money to do wot dey like should be blamed. If to say he used money on such luxury and he does not get any patroniser, he will understand where Goddy Anabor was coming from. Those couple too dey do laulau abi, giv BROKLYN 1 more second to get u, u will know why Zero Cent (Formerly 50 Cent) is being quizzed like a Toddler.
Won ma kan yin, won ti ra isho.

Bambless1:
“The President calls for more patience, fortitude, tolerance, endurance, patriotism and a greater willingness to make personal sacrifices for the good of all as his administration strives to lead the nation towards rapidly overcoming its current security, economic and developmental challenges.

A President speaks......

Uhn, pple dey try sha. Pple dey enter dis PLACE Dirty I perceive

Ghandi12:
Senate as currently constituted can be grouped into 3 - trust me it has nothing to do with political affiliation anymore:
1. Those who want to continue corruption and status-quo (most PDP senators and about 9 APC Senators fall in this group)
2. Those who are open to reform and fight against corruption (most APC Senators fall in this group)
3. Those who are open to reform and fight against corruption but cannot publicly declare their stands - (Most unexpectedly quiet Senators fall in this group).

If Adeyemi gets back to Senate with APC wild-card against Dino he will just end up as an APC Saraki. He will wear PDP jersey but will be scoring home goals in PDP net.

Generalk007:
notin pdp senators wl do most of them wl b takin by Efcc

No be lie, Bro! But mind you, Mosquito can bring down a plane in some cases o. A dog with human support can kill a Monkey on the tree o!