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sarahatuba:
Yes oo it does.....another way is to wash but soak for a few days

na lie, lai lai da one no go work, if you put water, d screen go go finally. if ur problem persists, see a chemist and ask for origin.

AskProf:
Whose 2 Trillion?

u too get tym, u tink say na everybody dey flow wit weed?

sarahatuba:
use blade to scratch your screen

Did you do dat too, waooh, it worked! i also nailed d Underscore mark on the top far right... try dat too for more efective result

Where una wan stage am, mak i know first, abi u wan deceive more people to kill?

The article out-sized my screen, how do i minimize it?

its a training stuff, you wear it indoor as reheasal if you are going to an occasion dat is very classy and you are not used to high heels.

khassy:
who is he?

you! because he is dead!

Atleast if she can perform in the office, she will be able to perform in the bed ... dreaming in Wizkid's voice

It should be GNS ooo, Imaginary Literature in Heaven, he shuld be attending one nice school in Abeokuta... i guess. I no say Aro

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Is it really bad for his mother to watch porn?

I don't think so.

But she should do it without the notice of her kids.

The boy should keep quiet about it and not tell her. His Dad may also be watching it with her. Who knows?

There are many embarrassing things that we've seen our parents do that we don't talk about.[/color]

But what of their lil kids.... the boy should just play the video (pretentiously) in the presence of his dad when their mum is not around. when the dad complains, he will tell dad dat it is their Mum's favourite when he is not around. Its cool dad... he will say innocently. hope u will tell us the reaction of the boy's dad - peace!

I reluctantly read the post but enjoyed it zealously. I thank God that God finally brought Akpororo to NL.

meimoks:
This is really funny
Did this really happen in a church?
It can't happen to me at all, I go to church with just my offering once is finished that's all you can search till next year [size=8pt][/size]
I won't even allow anyone search my bag sef

abeg help me summarise am, i no read am. wetin he talk say happen?

Let me carry my teeth and balance... i know say blood go flow here

dis scammer no try atall, My primary school daughter can do better!

Why all these church/religious article de always long lyk dis abeg i no get interest jare. i just finished one long story about pornography, i no know where dem copy dat one. dis one too happen for church, una no de try jare. MODs! de help dem de summarise na. i no go read dis one wallahi!

They have killed this Joke na. MOD, one SOLUTION for you! O ya take!

They will miss first night

Instead of watching Porn, watch arsenal match on DSTV!

Nigeria Police no know dat one, if she die peren, they go arrest everybody join all the buckets wey i de look soo.

I talk am say na u de run tins, tins no run u.

C OBJ as e de control Carter's posture with full confidence, if to say na Jona u go know for the pix say e don piss for bodi

Who is she?

you honour God according to your discretion... Both werent honouring Adeboye, they believe they were in the presence of God, so why should you blame Adeboye for Racism or something? E be like this MODs don de collect bribe o....

Acekidc4:
Is that even Possible?? Sex with Snake?

Why u de dull now? Anyway dis is dedicated to the pple dat believe not in Spirit Husband...... Next! A ti je tan!

imbless:
The defeat of GEJ is not a conspiracy against SS, its just that people want change and they voted for it,
And I think that u want to be on GMB good side because u remembered and recalled what OBJ did to u people, and u know that GMB don't tolerate nonsense.

i endorsed ur post but where i got a bit cynical is where u reminded the group of OBJ's action to Odi or something. Anyway, let me just tell you dat if any little group feels they are not being ruled justly, they can be a threat to any Govt on a throne in as much they have a good cause and not like BH's vision-less cause. What would a Buhari do, or even an OBJ if a set of pple stand up to right the wrong inflicted on them as Nigerians. The worst mistake you can do as a leader is to undermine a set of people for any reason. Go and check your history; Minority starts Major Wars! Gbam.

Thank God that my covenant is worthwhile "I will never marry a Deltan gurl'. I Thank God for this revelation.





Wetin u wan tell me again? u wan tel me say no be every deltan girl? u fit marry one for urself or ur pikin na!

nkemdi89:
Imagine not that she wore the dress to any special occassion, it was just at her backyard o.

must you contribute?

Ba wo lo se wa kan aye?

Thanx Bro, i blive you and hav the feelings that the message is undiluted; inspired by the Holy Spirit because you are practical. I know a couple of men of God that will not release this word even if the Holy Spirit instructed to do because of their greedy ways. its all about them and their ministry's growth. Best of Luck!

should this be 'branding or life after taking brandy' Just thinking aloud!

Nneka123:
So?

Beyoncé wore her dress, we should fly or what?

I don't get it it's just a dress

Guy, what do you do for living? do it well and let an international celeb of that realm recognise you or love your product or service, then you will feel the reason this should spring beyond NL and has its face in the FP of NY Times, Hater!
Coming down to your level, have you been followed on any topic on NL before? How did you feel when you achieved dat for the first. NLers go c dia topics for front Page, some go scream, some de giv testimony for church. U de here de run mouth say whats d big deal Beyounce de wear Ordinary sola or Tola or wetin dem call am product. Top American Designers sef de giv Beyounce Millions of Dollars to promote their product. Dey dia now! De dia de hate

Make in waka with in time, if night don dey com, mak in find the most available hotel. cos animals no recognize integrity o!