Nairalanders why


You guys make it look like I've been a simp all my life, those pictures enh it's actually a eye opener though.

All though my kind of besties relationship are kinda different sha.
I'm going to man up from now on, na wa oh

Harrykn:
Three solid turndown, I never reach that side again. I have friends that likes initial kpatapa but no strings attached cus all these married man nor gree leave em.

Hope you're not a jealous partner cus they'll always cheat no matter how sweet promises might be presented during conversations.

My last target told me she wanted to flex life and allow life flex her too, I was like in this your 3years plan? Most Nigerian girls sha, nothing in the brain. Avoid girls like that, they won't add anything to your struggle


Self development very important, good spoken English, wear your best clothes when going out, be confident and never be timid, be your real self. Eat good food, visit the Gym if necessary, Clean hair cut too.

No dey behave like SARS, while approaching her be flexible, maintain good romantic eye contacts but nor too high am. I like my voice gentle while talking make my Baritone voice nor spoil everything I don plan for days

Out of 10, 6-8 farmtools might be ready for cultivation.
Within 6 months you should start organising convention.
All girls are the same just dey adjust format and see em coming.

Finally take redpills for some enlightenment, it works like magic.

Goodluck

thanks I like this your advice

I turn 21 last month and since I was born iv neva been in relationship before, at first it didn't bothered me but now I'm feeling really lonely and getting desires for a woman in my life


I'm not very good at approaching women but I'm not bad either, after approaching a lady and getting her number I don't get the zeel or drive to follow her up

I've never asked a girl out before mostly cause of fear of rejection or pride and some girls who like me isn't really my type base on education or rather intelligence, I've loved someone dearly but the feelings didn't go both ways it ended real bad for me.


I need the house advice on how to get more female friends and potential partner, 99% of my friends are guys


I

op me and you are having same story, I turn 21 last month and since I was born iv neva been in relationship before, at first it didn't bothered me but now I'm feeling really lonely and getting desires for a woman in my life

Zzor:
Nice one hml in advance,Anyiiii you are next in line in Jesus name

amen...lol

U guys on nairaland has really open my eyes u guys made me realised iv been a simp all my life,

i'v bin taking corrections towards not simping, in the past i was takin for granted and been seen weak, by a girl i had dis huge crush on....too over caring, clingy and not maning up enough even to bleep her when i had the chance.

nice post op, even if i dont support some of it.....i wont be suprise that u are single

deckylord18:
Okpara gịnị? ����� Pleaseeeeeeee in the name of whatever you bow to, USE GOOGLE CHROME. THANK YOU, DON'T MENTION.

ok

Gbam!! op so much sense in what u said thumbs up

lincDzinc:


Yes, however not for the payroll support.

You can still apply for the One off grant or the guaranteed off take scheme.

Check out https://www.survivalfund.ng/ for more info.

N.B - I never used to take any of these schemes seriously either but the covid 19 TCF opened my eyes. It is better to try and fail than not to try at all.

Regards.

it's keeps saying page loading error, I tried accessing through opera mini or should I have used chrome instead

I saw this thread last month but didn't take it seriously, is there any hope of me still applying

Some thugs are spotted wearing police uniform and vest patrolling the streets and causing mayham in Edo state.


Just yesterday there were many robbery operations which also took place in the state

Ughelli boys no they protest before oh

But this one pain us wella.....for days if not weeks now sars don they fall boys for streets like nothing but we just keep calm but now enh e don turn do or die affairs

Na to watch the way I go they waka now

Driver stop me here, I don reach were i they go

After 3 months you won't receive those bonuses anymore it's a new sim that's why.


Mine stop receiving bonuses last week and I'm gonna drop the sim, it was fun while it lasted....I'll go get a new one

You have made it to FP

Lala come and see oh, it's been long we see snake on front page

Burna440:
I’ve had so many encounters of armed robbery while growing up so it became and experience but the one that shocked me was in 2014 when I resumed #FUTMinna as an undergraduate, prior to that, I worked in a construction company and saved a lot of money which I used in purchasing Laptop, Infinix phone and other accessories.. two days after I resumed, I went to charge in school cos of the light situation in Minna as at then, unfortunately I didn’t know the town was notorious for robbery, that was how I was blocked by 3 Malo bois and they collected everything on me, the annoying part was that even the #70 in my pocket was taken. Few days later, the same set of boys still came to my lodge to rob us, my room was robbed on the 4th day in the week, it became a normal routine for them, and the guys in my lodge were all ladies(pimps and weaklings) cos several times I told them that we can fight those guys, after that semester I went home and gist some of my cousins that had similar experiences and one of them advised me to get acid and keep for them cos they will still come back, I did as was told and mid of second semester I was sleeping when I heard small voices and waking up, I discovered that a magnet was tied to a stick which they will use in picking phones through burglary, as a regain consciousness, I rolled to where my acid was and picked the glass jug up and just threw it at the guy, the only thing I was hearing was his screaming of Wayo Allah, wayo allah repeatedly while running, that was how I opened the door with matchet and ran after him, the hunter became the hunted, other students came out and we caught two people.... after that time till I graduated, that lodge was never robbed, we could even sleep with doors open

Wtf.......wayo Allah
LMAO
You nairalanders won't kill me with laugh
I've been reading stories here since morning

I'm getting to learn alot although I've never been robbed or anything before, I pray I don't experience such in Jesus name.

You guys and ladies are so brave

uptimum123:


You won't be needing it, that category is specifically for artisans.

Okay thanks

uptimum123:


You can apply for the third option which will open on Mon Sept 28, 2020

Thanks but do I need a cac number to apply?

If I'm a fashion designer owning a shop with no registered CAC number can I apply for this

Some one please reply

Na wa oh

Rape shouldn't be focused only on the females

Ftc

That Davido fem na complete trash, how do you guys vibe to that song, and compare it to twice as tall who bring that yeye notion come sef him deserve slap.

Burnaboy _no ft vex, dey blow my mind since day one.

Fem na nice song and all but e no make sense reach twice as tall

unibenakpos:

Guy, if you have these GP's in statistics uniben, then you are a scholar, if uniben no recognise you guy me I celebrate you

Lol thanks

Daum:



Lemme talk to you
See I feel you bro
In my time, I held political position from 200l till I graduated. And I was always at the top in the political strata in my niche in Uniben.

Politics will affect your CGPA trust me. You can never balance the two. One will suffer for the other for a while. In my department, CGPA was calculated using this formula
40%----400l
30%%-----300l
20%------200l
10%------100l

So find out what % they use in your department. If you look at my department %, you can see that even if you are 2.2 in 200l, you can make first class from just your 300l and 400l result.

Find out what works best for you
You have to motivate yourself. I remember one time I was in my office and a senior colleague who had graduated came to school to see me. He told me, he said just try and get a 2.1. Life out there is crazy, but just get a 2.1

I had to up my game. I already had strings of carry over's to write. Be careful with some lecturers. They still fail people in Uniben for no reason. When I was in final year I was in 2.2

But I graduated with a 2.1
I never blocked any course in school
No spill over or extra year.

If I could do it bros
You can do it too....na only you fit motivate yourself

Thanks this is so encouraging, I'll put in more efforts with a positive mindset

Q

I saw the weight loss but I didn't see this coming

I love this guy he was really promising
No one knew he was really battling cancer for 4 years, he never let that stopped him from acting cool movies for us

Rip my king

pls someone should refer me to an app I can watch this match online with less data consumption pls.....not mobdro

Very interesting thread

I'm waiting for more

Kingsasian:
It is possible that she is pregnant for someone else before coming to your house. She wants to use the sex you both just had to pin the pregnancy on you.

My thoughts exactly, she might be pregnant finding someone to pin it on, weeks later she will tell you she is pregnant.


If you cum inside her it's no big deal, there are drugs she could take after sex nah

This is so true I'll give it 98% accuracy,
So funny too