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drmikeadams:
. O car coming on board with 1000 cars for ehailing @15k weekly rentals ,,, . Wuber and scam don dey go village

Freshprince91:
Afternoon Elders, local man is greeting from this side in ijebu. Took the day off to attend to farm needs, trying to expand the plantain farm to 3000 stands from 1500 .
The money taxify paid me last week, na wetin i carry come give labourers wey enter bush.
My Mondeo dey house, tomorrow man go enter street again hustle.

NB: if anyone knows a factory/enterprise that demand at least 2 dozens of healthy plantain bunches/suckers weekly /monthly , don't hesitate to refer a brother.

peeps4u:
Even if they feel death sentence is the penalty for non remittance?

A305:
06 Corolla available for rental
Must live in a fenced house.
Must have both Uber and Bolt app readily available.
Remittance is 30k

GreatResearcher:
WE SHOULDN'T EXPECT TO GAIN IN EVERYTHING. RETURN HIS WALLET. For opening someone's purse, it is a sign dat if sometin valuable was inside, d driver wud hv denied seeing d wallet.

Pascal411:
Oluwafemiakinwumi95@gmail.com
08143303611

OyiboOyibo:
Mompha and Huspuppi ill wealths can be forfeited to FG to finance the 2020 budget so that our politicians can defraud us too....90% of Nigerians are into one fraud or the other.... Time shall tell

Buynowautos:
Ranging from 1.5m to 1.8m for 05/06 1.3m for 03/04 C class all depends on your negotiation skills. But I will always recommend 05/06 (fuel economy technology) non 4matic it is way cheaper to maintain than the 4matic I use. However 4matic feels better to drive as it feels you driving SUV 4WD with a saloon body trim.

https://www.nairaland.com/5428861/distress-sale-c230-kompressor-sport

oyepaulkay:
Is Ago palace a place one can go at this time of he night?? Is it safe??

Kindly share your experiences

ceeroh:
Female Chef needed urgently.

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donfortune48:
This one weak me.

Cooladex:
Some of them bad riders dey look face o.
Was at ajah late yesternight and I got a trip to Int'l airport, they were 2 ladies and we got along pretty good. They even said it's been a while they met a nice driver b4, until we picked there friend around ikoyi. (She was just seeing them off o)
That one started by saying "oga increase your a.c. abeg", I did that without talking.

As i headed for oshodi to link int'l airport na him this babe start to dey rant "why will you follow here, why not follow opebi, Ikeja side, 'which kain thing be this"

I was like are you normal at all? Do u even know Lagos? Do u know road?. I just parked rake for her wella.
The other ladies had to beg me that she don smoke. I said no wonder.

XGhost:
Me this morning, feeling very high, bumping my rap songs windows down volume up... Request comes in on uber... I call

Me: Hello, repeatedly
She: Silence
Me: Hellooooooooooo
Shevery condescending) I'm listening
Me:calling to confirm your location blah blah blah
.....
Anyway I get there, wait for her some 12mins, I'm already pissed but I still couple...
She Finally shows up, I wan start car she say make I wait someone is bringing something for her, I'm like come on
She say you can start the trip
I said no I'd rather not, just hurry up
Then she says she's going to Sango
I say whaaaaatttt, mba, I no go, while thanking God I hadn't started the trip.
I think sharply and say I can only go as far as abule egba,
She says its lets go
But now my sixth sense is tingling, I change my mind... Tell her you know what, I'm not going at all, call another ride,
She says her phone is dead she can't request another ride
in her front, I cancel for rider behaviour, enter help and refunded her cancellation fee
She says okay let me follow you to the road
I say in my very polite English, I'm sorry but since I've cancelled the trip I'm not obliged to take you so please step out

Madam no wan gree come down
Next thing request enter, from her, I ignore
Madam kuku come down

I loud my Methodman Zoom off... As I turn off her street I see her ride coming, I laugh for my mind, next thing talalalan... Another request

dapotemi:
Pls what details exactly, i am using a phone that is not recommended because its a 2 sim phone. A driver ask me to get iphone, i jus smile, no be for dis job, atleast not now. My unrecommended phone (Fero Royale--36k) is doing d job.

dapotemi:
Today, i am one WEEK old on uber. I have followed this forum for 3 years b4 i finally decided to take a bold step. I will like to share my experience.
I commend all d drivers on ehailing, the job is TEDIOUS. I have a 9-6 job and sometimes i close early. I bought a car that i intend to give out on rental/HP but i jus wanted to try it out first. Went tru all d reg process seamlessly. The truth is if u follow dis thread diligently you already have 99% of everything u need, less d experience. I enter road on friday for 5 hours and i did abt 4k net, after deducting uber fees/fuel. My corrolla seems to do btw 8k to 12k on 2k fuel. The second day, i did 14k net, i close at lekki almost 2am, i was getting bck to back so it was tempting, wifey was madt wen i got home so late. I completed I tink 15 trip and uber reduce fees to 3%.
After service on sunday, i got a trip to Abule egba frm ketu (3k), got a return trip to Mende in Maryland (1,800), i was shock cos i was expecting 2500 at least, though road was free. I finally close on sunday around 10pm wit 11k net, i did 2500k fuel. I pick some chinese in sheraton to ZEN restaurant in isaac john and my whole car was smelling so badly, thanks to fragrance wey i carry. On monday i resume at d office and d pain was REAL, serious body pain. Everyone notice i had a hectic weekend. After work on Monday i took a rider frm Palms lekki to Radisson Blu, it was jus 12 mins trip and fare shows 1,480 . i knew something was wrong but i don't know what. Rider flare up that she pays 650 on d first leg. I ask her to contact uber. She jus dey para, threw 500 inside d car and left, i almost loose my temper. immediately she gave me 1 star, note that i already have 23 five star on 26 trip. Then d next day i got a mail frm uber tht i have been flag for fraud, and immediately they suspend my promo. Up till now i dont know exactly what went wrong. The only tin i notice was that my uber map was showing d pick up location of the rider i took b4 taking d radisson blu rider, byt because i knw d drop off point, i did not use d map.
Na so uber bounce me for promo o, i only get 100 naira after each trip and 3% service charge. My Advice;
This job is not for d lazy, faint hearted, u need to chin-up.
Secondly, ur first target at d begining of d week is to reach d first 15 trip and reduce uber charges to 3%. The 25% is outrageous. By tuesday evening dis week, i have done 15 trip and on 3%.
Thirdly, dress neatly, clean ur car, clean YOURSELF. I have met some drivers and i felt so disappointed. I understand if ur car is dirty, due to d areas we ply, YOU should not be DIRTY. A lady entered my car and she said are u sure youre my uber driver, and i smile. At the end of d trip, i ask her if shes now sure am her driver. She said ALL uber drivers are always looking scruffy, i scold her for that generalisation tho.
Fourthly, my first 3 days I was accepting trip to anywhere, that was a MISTAKE. Some places are no go areas henceforth due to bad road; inside surulere, aguda, ijesha , idi araba after luth, part of lawanson, part of ikosi ketu. ISLAND remain d best place. For me, best place to get trip is Magodo, i hardly finish a trip b4 getting another. On d island is Admiralty.
For me, i HATE cash trip, riders are always Hyper when they are paying cash, less wahala if its card. Easy for me because i have some residual cash i can always use for fuel. So much to say.
At the end of my first week, i net 64k after ALL deduction, i owned my car. Someone showed 17500 on a 3500 fuel here. I got motivated and i did 17k on 3500 also. The job is abt determination and motivation. If its to keep body and soul together for a while, its not a bad job. PLS ALWAYS REST, i saw alot of drivers sleeping on wheels, i had to use my horn to wake some of them up! Pls always have enough SLEEP. I met some female riders too. I doff my heart for their spirit and huzzle. They're d real huzzler. Today, am resting at home.