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CanMalt:
After eating the delicious meal my fiancée prepared for me last night; we had a great entertainment on bed with different styles. You can envisage how all are in sweet motility, not until i raised the issue of her mother.
Her mum is currently dating a guy of my age set, who is young enough to be her son. I said to my fiancee "we have to find a way to curb this flirt mum of yours".
Next is a sudden gigantic slap on my face. "Are you labelling my mum to be a prostitute?" she said. She angrily took the car key and drove off to her house that late night. We haven't call each other on phone hitherto. Should i separate with her or forgive her? Please candid advice are welcome

Break up with that girl. The fact that she supports her mother being a sugar mummy doesn't speak well of her morals. She'll dump you one day for a sugar boy like her mother if you marry her.

Some of up don't like competition. So we want someone who would be stable with not so much effort.

RevDesmondJuju:
I am not your father that's for sure

Well, I guess you're nobody and you're totally irrelevant. Please don't mention me again.

CR77:
Our tax money

Like you pay tax.

RevDesmondJuju:
How is osogbo?

Hinterland dwelling native claiming Lagos

Who are you? please remind me of who you are.

oluwajuwon29:
ARM (Asset Investment Manager) just invited me for interview as a financial adviser , do anyone knw what dere pay look like?

Expect the four word question soon.

Mogidi:
Re-painting the house for another stooge to occupy, the Tinubu story continues in Lagos, what a shame.

You know where the lagoon is. Go and do the needful if it pains you so much.

Noted.

afilaka:
Abegi,so she shuld force herself 2 eat just 2 create gud impression,d first time my boyfriend came 2 ma house,ma mum prepared amala,ma bf's worst food,wen dey wanted 2 serve him,he immediately turned it down,ma mum herself went 2d kitchen n prepared poundo yam 4 him.she didn't take it personal because she didn't see anytin wrong in u sayin u don't want sumtyn.eeven we ar children ar nt forced 2 eat a food we don't like.

thats a different case. Apart from your bf being the man in the scenario, he actually doesn't eat it. Thats quite different.

aieromon:
Somewhere in Otta,....

https://giant.gfycat.com/RecentDamagedAfricanhornbill.gif

We are waiting for the final burial rites

this is hilarious!

Fecodear:
Say NO to Pre marital S*x

Na so

englishmart:
That's why I Don't woo average ladies. If she isn't very beautiful, intelligent and classy, I swerve. Afterall, the beautiful ones are yet to be born.

If you impregnate Otedola's daughter, you will go on a 7day prayer and fasting for her not to even contemplate abortion, and dem no born you well to do any of those things Tosyne mentioned

lol. True tho.

Jklue007:
BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

I like this part. Hes the surest of them all.

Ishilove:
Remember Jackie Chan, that famous martial arts (Kung fu) actor of films like Drunken Master, Who Am I?, Mr Nice Guy, Rush Hour and so on? His films made a lot of us Kung fu fans while growing up. I remember signing up for martial arts class when I was 9. Lol.

Well, he has some pretty thought provoking things to say about drugs and drug offenders.


http://pulse.ng/movies/jackie-chan-actor-is-in-support-of-death-penalty-for-drug-offences-id3733711.html

https://www.topchinesemovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Drunken-Master-1978-Chinese-Movie-Poster-Two.jpg

He speaks with the heart of a father whose life has been touched on a personal level by drugs. If we are to be very objective and put all sentiments aside, would you say the death penalty for drug offences is not too harsh, especially when one looks at the whole matter holistically, vis the collateral damage to the lives of its users?

It is easy to be mesmerised by the filthy lucre, it is also easy to be indignant when the offenders are being led to the killing fields, it is easy to shout about human rights and mercy, but who is there to raise a voice for those addicts who's life have been completey destroyed by these drugs?

I am trying to be objective here, but do you agree with Jackie Chan? If a family member of mine was on death row for drug offences, I will vehemently disagree with Mr Chan and point out that there were other froms of punishment befitting of the crime, BUT if my son was a junkie who's life revolved around the high he would get from next hit of that potent white powder, if my daughter sells her body in order to be abe to pay for a fix, or overdoses and drops dead at the age of 25, I will speak the same words Jackie Chan has spoken.

I support it too. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

SLIM BABES THO.

AWWW.. I DID THIS! ITS LIKE FOREVER.

Taylor86:
liez

black is natural and beutiful, detest fair chicks and dnt even watch whites porn videos


they look so fake

black makes my di.ck stand so strong

ka onye amushiri ike

Hahaha. Bad guy. I feel you.

xpac01:
The lady is about learning courtesy the hard way. My parents always thought me never to refuse food offer from my in-laws. Even if I don't feel ok with their spiritual should help in the cooking or at most jilt the girl than refusing the food.

Yes o. I trust my own mother, she won't even wait till we get home; she'll say it to her face straight up. LOL! I won't even take such uncultured girl to my mother anyway.

osile2012:
A young man has been dating this lady for about 2 years,They both have jobs, and get along well. The guy decides to take the relationship to the next level(Marriage). He calls his mother and tells her he will come to show her his wife to be. They traveled about 3 hrs to get there.

They got to the mans family house, she greeted the mans mother very well and everyone was happy. As the conversation went on, the mother inlaw went to the kitchen, came out and asked the girl where will she eat? in the parlour of dinning table? The young girl innocently said, "No ma, dont bother i am not hungry" . She said ok and brought pounded yam and soup for the man and he ate .

Conversation went on normally and they slept and traveled the next day.When he got back to base, called the mother and told her he had arrived. The mother said thank GOD, but what she wants to tell him is that, it is over her dead body that he will marry that girl that refused her food. He said all attempts to explain that they ate before getting there fell on deaf ears.

She said he has to choose between her and that girl.

I discussed this with some mothers, and they all said they would have done the same. No who is right and who is wrong ? Whose side are you on? the Lady or the mans mother.?

If you were the guy, what would you do? Marry her without your mothers blessing or find someone else ?

The girl is mannerless. You don't refuse food at your inlaw to be's house! She should have consulted her own mother to find out wifely etiquettes. The dude has no choice than to let her go since the mother has outrightly said no. .

I am proud of us!

This man never fails to burst my head. He makes other governors look totally useless. You will be missed. Buhari must not forget this man.

Taylor86:
APC court of liez and bitterness
mtcheewww

Bloody saddist.

KingTom:
Peugeot 404 The pride and Joy of Late Capt. Ayo Thomas Aworinde. RIP Grandpa

Omo na this orange motor wey my papa use woo my mama oh

Clssic ride. Im eyeing my grand father's

These look so good.

Oklander:
You don't believe in somebody, why insult the sense of those that do? why organise a program about him? isn't that just to provoke people? now, why would a sane person just wake up to do that, and we say we want peace… smh

I don't understand how people are like that. Moslems don't like their prophet insulted, yet some people do it on purpose! Its bad.

saktoy83:
Buh lets assume d old friend does not know how to drive; what is going to be best option to choose then?

the "correct" answer is total BS!

Google the symptoms and find appropriate prescription or Go see a doc. Also, go do HIV test.

Na wah. Rich people like to watch weird things.

This babe ehn. What a fine woman.

I read about this sometime ago in Calabar. Things have changed. Slim babes rock now.

Unreliable source.

Nonsense source.

jbaby265:
lol...but why would that woman behave like dat mtchwwwww


anyway the man should just move on and forget watever penny he spent on her..refunding is in oxford dictionary not in dowry

still laughing though..lol.

an Igbo man forgetting his money? Lol. I won't even support him forgetting it. If must collect every kobo.