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6. When you ask your mother for all the money she has been “helping” you save.

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“Have you not been eating in my house?”

Classic of African mothers!!

Different versions of the 'Buhari islamization' conspiracy theory. Its stupīd. You guys should drop it already!

MrPIE:
Prayer is the key...

Prayer really?!

Icon84:
still test running at the moment, but it's stable while streaming videos.....

Normal 3G is stable for streaming videos. I expect more.

Search for threads from previous years. You would find your answer there.

Not fast enough.

FvckeDyoBiTch:
Soo I have been seeing this girl for the past 3 months...Phat ass Nice tìts cute face...Carribean Beauty.

She has been asking me to commit to the relationship for some time...She wants to make our relationship "official" aka I flaunt her all over my social media.

And I am here thinking to myself, as long as I am fvcking that pussy_, you Sucking my dìck, and me Nutting on your face, there's ABSOLUTELY no reason to commit in a relationship.

What do you have to offer? Money? I got enough...Seriously as long as you are having sex there's no need flaunting each other claiming she's your girl...SHES there to HAVE SEX not Trap you in a plethora of Obligations.
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Your take on the issue?

Bottimline: if you won't marry her and she fvcking you DONT COMMIT and be acting Mr Nice faithful guy like an idiot

Women exist for sex, if she isn't paying give her the middle finger and find someone else.

You have a point somehow. But I don't agree when you said women exist for sex. That's totally not true.

datola:
Who counted them to be 50 in numbers?

These people are going out of their boundaries.

Please help me ask them o.

This is good. We should embrace our cultures.

How much does it cost in total for a standard garri processing plant?

Whats with the abbreviations? You are a graduate. Even secondary school students don't write like this anymore.

Hey Guys,

I have a Tecno Phantom F7 going for 18k and a nice Motorola Droid Razr HD going for 21k.

Kindly indicate if interested. Location is Surulere, Lagos.

RuggedArab:
Most times they say it is fulltime but the students do fix their classes.

Now you do the weekend class, is the stress worth it? Do you see yourself finishing the program?

Only a few department s allow that. Coz the lecturers may not be available at whatever time they choose.

Ofcoz the stress is worth it, nothing good comes easily.

Working and doing full time masters is suicidal.

Except its your personal business, then you're free. But if you work for an organization??

Even my weekend classes is affecting me talkess of if I had taken full time.

I don't care who wins, they are all the same and full of shït.

Preyetonye:
Lol!! but I still thinks she looks gud even without d makeups

I think so too. I also think makeup somehow kills a girl's natural beauty.

I once made a 40 minute call to an aunt in UK for 9. something MB. I was amazed. The sound quality was even much better than regular calls!

Its the poor internet quality in Nigeria that is killing its use here.

I'm loving what Eniola is doing with herself. Keep up the good work girl, God will continue to bless you!

Thank God for makeup.

IamStan211:
I am Stanly, and I'm new here

Hi I'm Femi and I'm old here.

This seems to be the norm now.

mrkayusfit:
Nigerians are indeed suffering. Still celebrating water in the 21st century while saner climes are already thinking of driverless cars. It's a curse to be born in Africa

This is deep.

Smellymouth:
Only the gullible will fall for such tricks..

This is actually doable. Ladies have always done this.

Atmmachine:
Dawg, you're talking of murder.

You can't get arrested for confessing to murder or by showing the remains of someone you killed, and no law enforcement can come to your house with an arrest warrant.

I know you live in a third world country, but try watching Homicide hunters, New detectives, FBI files, FBI criminal pursuit.
You will learn something, dumbass

So you're feeling really intelligent, yeah? You seem so informed yet you are grossly ignorant and wanking all over a third world country forum.

Atmmachine:
Nigerians are very stupid.
They will arrest you for committing adultery.
They will arrest you for saying that you use cocaine, what a useless country.

Here, people post their guns, drugs and home addresses on Instagram and on Twitter and the law enforcement don't do shiit.

You have no fuccking right to arrest people for what they do in the comfort of their homes

Come to my house let me slit your throat coz its my comfort zone and I shouldn't be arrested for that.

Name checkers, where are you now?

Seen the road, its actually beautiful.

RIP.

What a misleading title. He blasted Khalifa and not IPOB.

Junk writeup.