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RomanceRe: Please, Recommend Effective Abortion Pills For Me. by Brainmytool(m): 8:23pm On Sep 22, 2022
Why calling people olodo when u clearly stated that you dont want to be insulted.

Meanwhile check the first few comments and learn why you shouldn't be stupid.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: Soohemba Agatha Aker Drags Buhari, 36 Govs To Court by Brainmytool(m): 7:27pm On Sep 22, 2022
In the next one month expect 20 more similar lawsuits against The Government.
RomanceRe: Help! My Friend's Girlfriend Is Planning Something Bad. Should I Tell Him? by Brainmytool(m): 1:57pm On Sep 22, 2022
I cant keep quiet nor rebel against my fellow man in alliance with a woman.

Bros ditch ur long term female friend and save a brother from a disaster dats bedeviling him.
Ok imagine being fooled by a lady you love and at last getting emotionally and mentally imprisoned due to depression caused by the heartbreak.
Tell Onos now brodaman, abeg. It hurts a lot if served to a loyal lover.
RomanceRe: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend But Catches Her Having S3x (video) by Brainmytool(m): 10:52am On Sep 21, 2022
A snake will always be a snake, be it a snake on a christian, muslim clothing. All of them bites and are very venomous.
Rear them in your homes at your peril, brothers.
RomanceRe: My Then Girlfriend Is Happily Married To The Man That Told Her To Leave Me by Brainmytool(m): 11:26pm On Sep 20, 2022
Bro SIMPSON ADEMOLA, as a man, this are the 3 things you should give ur attention:


Your Mum 50%


You Sister(s) 10%


You 30%


A difference 10%



The undiluted truth we are not being told, is dat women are inconsequential especially the non family ones. Learn to understand that their value depreciates daily. Why are many of them that did shakara dat year begging to be married? Thats because of their valuelessness. Including the ones above me. grin

A man has options

Babymama


surrogacy

and still live happily. So don't cry because of a woman who never loved you but had time to suck u dry.
RomanceRe: Funny Toasting Line That You Use on women? by Brainmytool(m): 4:29pm On Sep 20, 2022
Abeg nairalanders make una help me read each line and translate. Because i don't understand the language op used.

But this guy is very funny.


fineboynl:
I move fast to caught her up. All I saw was the massive ass.


When I meet her up I noticed from her face she look older and matured.


I couldn't even tell if she is a mother or married.



Anyway I just said hello, how are you and she look and acted like she didn't heard me.



I repeat louder I'm talking to you.



She said ok like was scared a bit and hold her phone securrely


but when she saw how dress I was


What funny lone have you used?
Christianity EtcRe: Anti-Christ Is About To Take Over! Pray For HOLY SPIRIT To Control Your Thoughts by Brainmytool(m): 7:59am On Sep 20, 2022
Aliens have not been officially revealed to us na rapture u dey shout.

Our gods are all aliens including God.
Few days ago, there visited England. And it was called a meteorite. It was so bright and it fell into europe and today no crash site for the said meteorite. Wake and embrace the fact that God and Satan are Aliens.
Until the beast comes out of Antarctica am not scared of any so called Antichrist.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help: My Certificates Have Two Different Name Spellings - What Can I Do? by Brainmytool(m): 7:13am On Sep 20, 2022
PropertyCentral:
Guy just like that?
Can the affidavit substitute her certificate?
Won't they demand some sort of proof from her school or NECO?

Please throw more light on the above because me sef get similar problems
Wetin Tinubu get?
Baba go swear affidavit nothing like proof eh.

If na Waec or Neco carry am go their offices and request for correction of information or details. The ones u no get swear affidavit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Help: My Certificates Have Two Different Name Spellings - What Can I Do? by Brainmytool(m): 11:52pm On Sep 19, 2022
Tear the incorrect ones and swear an affidavit
RomanceRe: Is She Fvcking Another Dick Right Now??? by Brainmytool(m): 1:19pm On Sep 18, 2022
Matix222:
Is the end I’m going to meet her at her place and request for her phone and go through her texts and calls
Are you mad?

If I hear dat nonsense again, plank go land ur head.
No verse me oh
PoliticsRe: The Real Truth About Peter Obi Presidency Come 2023 by Brainmytool(m): 7:25pm On Sep 17, 2022
Why not keep quiet since you know he won't win. And rejoice with a loud voice when he loses.

It is called common sense
PoliticsRe: Main Reason Why Peter Obi Can Never Win by Brainmytool(m): 5:44pm On Sep 17, 2022
Do more because the month is coming to an end. grin
Yeye child
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Denies Ordering The Disruption Of Peter Obi's Supporters' Rally by Brainmytool(m): 5:42pm On Sep 17, 2022
We know.


What will he do the policemen dat showcased their tomfoolery today?


His later actions will justify his innocence. Yeye polithiefcians.
CultureRe: Why Don't People Mention That Fulani's Are Caucasians More Often? by Brainmytool(m): 5:27pm On Sep 17, 2022
Aboki will always be aboki
RomanceRe: To Make A Lady Serious In A Relationship, Treat Her With Nonchalance! by Brainmytool(m): 5:25pm On Sep 17, 2022
Ok wait let me check the meaning of nonchalance, abeg.

Ok it means I don't care, I don't care Attitude
Op no mind me. Am just trying make fun out of this.

But why will a sane man give a woman 20% of his attention when he has a

MOTHER
SISTER
MONEY
all waiting to be attended to?
PoliticsRe: CNN Drops Twit On Peter Obi's Interview by Brainmytool(m): 5:05pm On Sep 17, 2022
Officialgarri:
Lori iro cheesy
Compare it to bullion Vans moving ur children's future.
Remember dat Peter Obi never gave dat out but his uninduced cheerful giving and life changing supporters.


Vote Obi and stop being funny.
PoliticsRe: CNN Drops Twit On Peter Obi's Interview by Brainmytool(m): 5:00pm On Sep 17, 2022
Is it not glaring to the blind dat we are already getting corruption free through Peter Obi.

Has he paid anyone? Has he promised to give any shishi to anyone?

But check Nigerian streets every Saturday and see what Nigerians are doing without any form of monetary inducement. I will abet Nigerians to wake up to the reality that scrapped SARS which is about to Scrap Bad Governance and install the People's Government in Nigeria.


A vote for Obi is a Vote for Biafra, Oduduwa, Arewa, Ijaw and Nigeria entirely, so vote Obi.
PoliticsRe: Road To 2023: North Will Vote Massively For Peter Obi – El-buba by Brainmytool(m): 4:49pm On Sep 17, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
CAN that rejected Tinubu and his Muslim Muslim ticket?
CAN is already backing peter Obi since!!!
They have not endorsed him naw. Na the endorsement remain for me.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Election Confusion By Candidates. by Brainmytool(m): 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2022
The question is who is attacked the most? That person is the next president and we all know its Obi.
PoliticsRe: Road To 2023: North Will Vote Massively For Peter Obi – El-buba by Brainmytool(m): 4:42pm On Sep 17, 2022
E remain CAN.
If CAN follows suit, forget it Obi has won.
Foreign AffairsRe: URGENT: Have You Heard? September 24th, 2022 by Brainmytool(m): 7:05pm On Sep 16, 2022
Is the antichrist coming? I want to get my bible grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Will Be Re-elected by Brainmytool(m): 6:49pm On Sep 16, 2022
Wait o who is really the ANTICHRIST:


BARACK OBAMA


DONALD TRUMP


ELON MUSK


PUTIN


BILL GATES


JEFF BEZOS?

Which one is the antichrist abeg? If you don't know den stop threatening people?
PoliticsRe: More Than Half Of Africa’s Total Wealth Is Controlled By Only Three Nations by Brainmytool(m): 2:30pm On Sep 16, 2022
Nigeria without education get such money?
Last time i checked Egypt and South Africa are education conscious nations. So where is ASUU money if they get money reach Egypthuh
Christianity EtcRe: I Am The Richest Man In The World- Pst. E.A. Adeboye (extract From Open Heaven) by Brainmytool(m): 2:26pm On Sep 16, 2022
Una don start again.
But wait o, are your sons rich? That is the question dis man should answer. Are there recognisably rich as you are? Or are their riches in heaven?



Efelefus
CrimeRe: Fatal Death To All hyper masculine Toxic Men by Brainmytool(m): 3:27pm On Sep 15, 2022
Will all feminists be exterminated along side toxic men.
Because feminism, challenges and confrontations from women creates toxicity in men, who are just defending their dominance.

Since u want to be a feminist and challenge men, also get ready for repercusionary measures your threats attract from men.
Foreign AffairsRe: Did Logan Smith Predict Queen Elizabeth's Death by Brainmytool(m): 12:02pm On Sep 09, 2022
And we are here worshipping pastors, spits.
SportsRe: Only A Diehard Football Lover Will Make This Choice by Brainmytool(op): 11:39am On Sep 09, 2022
kals4luv990:
The best teams in the world builds up attack from the midfield and also builds up defense from the midfield ...when the midfield is strong the goalkeeper and attack would have no problems

SO I WOULD GO WITH THE OPTION OF MIDFIELD AND DEFENSE

With funds this is what my team would look like

HAALAND
OSIHMEN
MANE

DEJONG
CASEMIRO
DE BRUYNE

R.DIAS
VAN DIJK
KOULIBALY
RUDIGER

MENDY
E be like sey you collect loan to buy more players because €400 million can't get the the following players all together:

HAALAND MANE OSIHMEN

CASEMIRO DE BRUYNE DE JONG

Talk more of possessing a defense and a Goal Keeper.
SportsRe: Only A Diehard Football Lover Will Make This Choice by Brainmytool(op): 11:33am On Sep 09, 2022
Kyase:
With a very good midfield You can afford to use a false 9 Are you aware that Rooney was a midfielder?
Many don't know

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