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Penguin2:
You people should have told APC to give Osinbajo their ticket and Okorocha goes to Labour Party, who do you think Igbos would have supported?

I swear, I am Igbo but I would have voted Osibanjo

helinues:
That was a blunder from him cos no matter the misunderstanding, he should have let it go temporary till after the election.

If he had actively supported APC and APC won, they would have felt it was the doings of Tinubu. So better he did not participate and APC lost even with the whole weight of Emi Lokan

Oluwapresley:
If I had 10m naira now, I go use like 4m buy dollars and keep make devaluation no for chop am and use part of the remaining 6m to set up a medium standard game house including viewing centre in an area with second schools.

Alternatively. I don't know

Great idea, but 6m is too much for it. A highly lucrative business I must say.. you can even add sales of game consoles and accessories.

LUAN1:
Hi everyone, I have been working for this chinese construction company for more than 2yrs now.

Initially I was employed as a quality control engineer to oversee concrete testing, deflection test, compaction test and many more, but after like three months of taking the role, I was been converted to a full time labourer in the company because they refused to employed more labourers and they don't pay attention to quality.

Since then I have been suffering like a mad man ( doing hard labor) in the company, working from 7am - 5:30 PM everyday earning 2k/day. I am planning of quitting the job to buy an old keke.

Please how is keke business? Will I be making upto 5k daily if I apply the same energy I used in working for chinese.? And buying an old keke, is it a good idea?
would it cause me to make friends with mechanics?

Please if you have done keke business share your experience.

Really cool, let me just add a spice to your idea.
Use the old keke for haulage.
U can attach yourself to a cement retailer that does good business and be doing her deliveries.
Delivery per bag is #100 to #150 and if you manage deliver 100bags daily, better you do the maths.
Inaddition to the monetary benefits, your old keke will last you as you are not stressing it running up and down looking for commuters. All you do is wait, take orders and deliver. After expenses you should be OK.
If you are prudent enough, In 1 year you can buy a fairly used truck and upgrade your business.
My keke delivery man now lives in his own built house courtesy of the business.
I wish you God speed

Really scary

If she cannot take care of the boy let her hand him over to the dad. The dad looks responsible and capable

postmann:
A man, a family one at that, MUST not fail to shelter, feed and clothe his family, and yes, pay for his child(ren)'s education. But should he encounter some difficulties, he should look for funds or assistance elsewhere, but not seek it from his wife.

Guy with this mentality, you may die before your time. When marriage is preached, they say 2 become 1 right? So why can't the woman contribute if she is financially capable

Tianamen1:
Dear Author,

Nigeria's current problems with inflation stem for decisions made in the last 12 years. Decisions such as GEJ not saving funds in the excess crude account, to Buhari not raising taxes on the rich and/or reducing recurrent expenditure (reduced compensation for public servants and reducing the number of MDA's)

Nigeria's future problems include the shift to renewables which is being hastened by the Russian invasion of Ukraine as you rightly noted.

Between 2011 and 2014, crude prices average over $110 per barrel and the local cost for a liter of petrol without subsidies in naira was about 140(the amount GEJ set it to before the subsidy protest). the increase in price of diesel isn't as a result of crude oil prices but as a result of the reasons I stated in paragraph 1.

As Milton Friedman said " inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon", so it is true that Nigeria is on a path to hyperinflation because it cannot focus on handling its macroeconomics issues.

You correctly identified the problem, but your solutions would not work.

Nigeria needs to raise taxes on imported goods such as cars, phones, building materials. Basically, tax things that rich people spend money on apart from food, to limit the demand for dollars within the country. This will aid the accretion of our foreign reserves and excess crude account, thus stopping the bleeding of the Naira.

The government should also consider reducing the cost of governance by reducing the number of MDA (implementing the Oronsaye report) and reducing public servants allowances and pay.

This is how to reduce the price of diesel.

You succeeded in taking rubbish. All you spoke about is tax increase and income reduction in the midst of a dwindling household disposable income caused by inflation

Guy it is not about the looks, but the depth of your pockets. When you are wealthy, even if you are the first generation of an ape, girls will still flock around you. After all some girls even sleep with dogs for money.

Asaro... it was not funny though but I had to accept the name las las. In my sec sch days

Congrats Jagaban

Interesting

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1F30M4:
When you're squatting with people, just zero your mind about comfort. Be it friends or family relatives, no matter how well you relate with them, it is like that. Feel at home no mean say you fit jump yakata dey do anyhow, nobody send you even if you be Methuselah immediate younger brother, na who get house and who fess come house, dem know.

My brother, to rent house for Lagos no easy o. Shey na your savings you wan use run am? How many places you don know? Which areas you don go? To avoid premium tears, abort mission abeg. Agents go too whine you, dem go bill you, dem go still run you streetz. I saw the other thread & the idea of renting a 4bedroom apartment for the purpose of subletting it, no try am oo. Na Landlord trouble you wan start to dey find, dem go draaggg you like thief.

Cleo, I implore you to stay where you are for now. Cyber Security is a good one, is it an online or a physical training? How long will it take for you to get certified? Is it after certification that you intend to apply for jobs or you are actively sending job applications now? I think you should start from there. In the meantime, try to get familiar with your environment, don't keep late nights and please stay out of trouble. Try to endure, be cautious, plan your next move and work towards it. Good luck!

Great advice

I heard Tinubu has stepped down for himself

jamace:
You are the greatest liar on earth. How many votes did Tinubu garner for Buhari from the SW in 2015 and 2019?

I was being poetic in the statement, so read it again and you will understand what I really meant. Was sarcastic

Tinubu does not need them, after all he made Buhari president and can also make himself..

Please I am being poetic in this statement, read again and understand

Hahahahahaha, I am loving this

iCauseTrouble:
GEJ na fvckup man. How would you accept the offer of a party that has destroyed your name for over 8 year? what will make you dine with the devil?

because most of the devil came to pdp so he had to run to apc and show them what a devil really means.
Abeg make I roll joint, film just dey start

iCauseTrouble:
I would have suggested domaining but it requires much knowledge and patience.
Since POS is the rave of the moment, you can try it.
Alternatively, you can open a betting shop.

Nice advice, he can also open a PlayStation game house... it is highly lucrative

Realbuike:
Hello Nairalander,

Today let's talk about your first salary.
Let's remember the good old days.

Mine was 15k 2010

During NYSC 30k aside 18k NYSC alawee
After Nysc 240k
Year 2011

Congrats Lala

Ukrainians and Russians will have casualties in the war. Peace remains the best

Judas betrayed Jesus with what?.....

Natty Okosisi

PlayStation games

Echoban:
No talk something wey u no know Biko. The gist was announced in church, we were directed to register in a cyber cafe. Almost everyone got .

The one I saw with my eye, like 5 in my church got including my mum(450)..

Which secret. My church is big but only few registered, many called it scam. Something that is free registration o.. nothing secret here.

No mind them, when I registered so many people I told called it scam

Very true,
I got 1.8m covid loan
Got my employees on survival fund payroll support for 3months
Now my wife benefits from N-Power.

The government may not be 100% but I believe so many people were empowered like myself. Let's speak the truth.

MIracles do not just make sense, if they make sense, they are not miracles

Azithromycin will do the magic, suspected case of gono or chlamydia

One day the lantern was on but I felt it was not bright enough so I removed the hot globe and put it immediately inside water to wash. That day I learnt the laws of physics.