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petitoni:
Ọmọ atohunrinwa, olè!!!
Ẹranko jati jati.. Ẹlẹ́dẹ̀.. Tueh!!

Illiteracy that runs in the brain. Speak English, stop running to your tueh tueh, Ode.

petitoni:
Greet You mother who is a prostitute and doesn't know who your useless father is.

I'm sorry you found yourself in a minority tribe that will never amount to anything in this country, sorry for the unfortunate tribe you found yourself... It's not your fault but the prostitute that gave birth to you

Off spring of a cursed generation. Yoruba hoe. Always ready to show how empty your brain is. Don't go and handle your organic business

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

All these kind of Marriages, i don't understand.

Op, I would advise you don't force her to do the cooking rather look for a way to get it done. I remember those my mom did this cooking stuff for my dad, his wasnt a religious thing though but it was a union, what they did then was just rotational, once you host, you make any type of food they want, it was so interesting that even we the children help with the cooking.

Op, just leave your wife and if you can do the cooking, just do it and lock up.

If you can beat him, beat him too like a brutal beating

petitoni:
Olórí burúkú jati jati, ọmọ lásán ìkejì ajá.. Ẹni aijiri ẹni aijiko...

Lol. Tribalistic idiot. Woman of easy virtue whatever you said in that your useless tribal language will follow you and your useless generation for a billion years.

petitoni:
Disgusting maggot.

Over grown slowpoke.

petitoni:
Your problem is scamming..

Half baked brain

petitoni:
If you are not a scammer, then tell me why it is paining you when your name wasn't mentioned in my post..
It is just an innocent question.. Kindly provide an answer and make sure is without insult...

Yes, I got the link here in Nairaland, clicked on it and straight to business..
I don't need to ask questions because there are guidelines and steps to follow on the website...�

Your problem is simple logic.

mabeni:
i went to Alaba international market to buy a set of Tokunbo Home Theatre. Luckily/ unfortunately for me i asked around and i was directed to a shop where i would find my choice. I got to the shop and i specifically told them a want a SAMSUNG Home Theater and the search began. They tested 3diferrent sets but the last one got my attention and I asked for the price. The seller (shop owner ) told me it was 55k and i negotiated it to 25k and he asked me pay. I requested for his account details but he declined saying he doesn't take transfers. I quickly went to use POS, came back and asked for the SAMSUNG SETS i had priced be tested to avoid foul play. It was tested and i confirmed it. I paid, receipt was issued to me but without going through my receipt, I i wrote my name and signed because i never suspected scam.

Now, it was time for me to leave with my purchases and the boy boy told me "the engine/DVD to the home theater i bought does not support or work with electricity but strictly works for only generator ". I asked him to repeat himself and he did. The statement didn't make sense to me. He then suggested he could swap the engine/DVD of the SAMSUNG Home Theater i bought for another one that uses electricity. I sensed foul play and asked him why he didn't tell me these before making payment. Note :the owner of the shop had gone out when boy boy was telling me this.
Luckily, he came back to meet out arguing. I narrated what his boy told me about the sound system they sold for me he affirmed to it that the engine/DVD doesn't use electricity. I got confused and demanded for a refund. These guys refused. Insisting I take another DVD...i refused either that i preferred what i bought. They refused me going with what I bought. This infuriated a lot of noise and here comes in an elderly man who claimed to be the landlord of the shop.

He asked me what was wrong, i told him and he slapped the Boy boy. I this point, i knew was being scammed but was helpless as well. It was just only me against Alaba boys. The elderly man asked me to calm down that he was there to help me out bla bla bla and requested to see the receipt that was issued to me me. Lo and behold, the subwoofer and the other 3 small speakers was not included in the receipt. They only wrote the engine/DVD they claimed doesn't use nepa light and even boldly put NO WOOFER & NO SPEAKERS. (indirect or indirectly, i only paid 25k for just the DVD player )

The truth was, i never saw these errors before the arrival of the elderly man. he pointed out the errors and finally told me they don't refund money in ALABA that it was all a trick and the trick was for me to pay any amount cos the sound system i bought was more than 25k that i would have to add more money for me to go with it. I insisted i don't have more money to add and they insisted i take a Chinese product. I no gree.

To cut it short, i finally found out the elderly man was part of them. His job was to distract and calm their victim down. At the end of it all, i only got the subwoofer and 3 small speakers. The ENGINE/DVD was not given to me.


This was my sad experience today in the hands of some heartless Nigerians.

That is the face of the SHOP OWNER. TRUE CALLER shows his name as BEN.


acunnon, do you know this man?

dont worry, they will soon take this Ben out, him own don too much.

cant remember when last i asked a girl out. will just be on my own them go carry body come

This guy is lucky they didnt kill him. our Beloved Rivers State is now a den of lawlessness. I weep for Rivers State, it has lost its Glory.

Ashirioluwa:
For limited liability company

You can do it yourself with less than 20k. This will depend on the company share capital. Use less share capital to pay less money e.g 1 million or under.

Go to CAC website @ cac.gov.ng to do a name search. The name search will cost you 500 naira plus fee.

After name approval then

You will prepare your memorandum and article of association. You can as well use the default article of associations.

You will submit your documents. This will take you to payment section.

Payment for the company and stamp duty.

Note: there is a section which need to be notarized. Skip that section, CAC will do the notarization for you for 500 naira.

After all these you will need to upload the documents.

You will need ID of all the directors/ shareholders (passport or driver’s license)

You can also check CAC website for the steps for company formation

He requested for business name Registration not company registration. Don't confuse the young man.
Also, you can't register your company yourself unless you are accredited or you are to act as one of the Directors. Thank you.

Kobicove:
No you don't need to go to Abuja, you can start and complete the process yourself...just go to CAC website and register with your email address...

www.services.CAC.gov.ng

After that you submit 2 names and pay a search fee of about 700Naira

If the names are approved you can then commence the registration process.

All payments are made online

Make sure you save copies of all online receipts you receive

Items you need:
Valid means of identification

An operational email account

A passport photograph

A certificate of competence in the field of area of the type of business you want to register

Your debit card with at least 11K for making payments

You also need access to a scanner cos there is a form you will fill online then later you print it then scan and upload after you have affixed your passport photograph and appended your signature

The whole process can be completed in about 1 week assuming you do everything properly and do not get a query.

NB- When filling the forms there is a section that asks if you need extra copies of certificates and documents, leave this blank. If you request for an extra certificate your fee will be higher.

After scanning the documents you want to upload make sure you name them appropriately so the CAC official who will process your application will not have difficulty identifying them

If you are based in Lagos I will recommend that you select Alausa as your preferred point of collection for your certificate of business name registration

Also tell him to select Lagos island office opposite city hall, if he resides on Lagos island. Alausa is far.

petitoni:
I did mine myself in the comfort of my home.. My certificate is with me... No third party.. Nothing nothing..

Please poster be careful of those people saying you need third party, they are scammers, they only want to make money out of you..
Fact! �

You get serious problem. Who and who are scammers here? Can you just stop calling people names? Whether you are literate or not theres no way you will tell me you didn't ask people questions. Stop this unnecessary lies.

[quote author=petitoni post=93459653][/quote]Hello madam. Sometimes you need to get more about things before quoting people. I bet you dont know the recent directive issued by CAC Last week. I am not saying the person can't do it by himself, all i am saying is you need proper guidance whether u have the requirements or not u need to be guided properly. Its not even the issue of third party, I guess u never read where I said I will guide anybody for free. I am not after your money ma, I am only after helping people to do their business name Reg without unnecessary queries and stress.

Also, you can't do all CAC Registrations yourself. You can only do that of business name Registration yourself as a proprietor but if you must do a company registration you must be accredited unless you are allowed to act as a director if not, accreditation is neccessary and u must do that only if you are a Lawyer.

Gracias!

nencounter10:
Somebody already gave detailed information above.


It is straight forward. A two step process. You first do a name seach for three different names at N700 naira to find out if
one or more of the names have not already been registered by someone else. That is called name search.

If the name search is successful , you then proceed to register a successfully searched name( name not already registered by someone else). Register at on of name cost about N10,000.


Let him just follow the detailed instructions already given by someone above

Let him follow then

nencounter10:
That's not true. I completed the process by myself.

SO YOU DIDNT ASK QUESTIONS? YOU DID IT YOURSELF? I DOUBT

Kobicove:
No you don't need to go to Abuja, you can start and complete the process yourself...just go to CAC website and register with your email address...

www.services.CAC.gov.ng

After that you submit 2 names and pay a search fee of about 700Naira

If the names are approved you can then commence the registration process.

All payments are made online

Make sure you save copies of all online receipts you receive

Items you need:
Valid means of identification

An operational email account

A passport photograph

A certificate of competence in the field of area of the type of business you want to register

Your debit card with at least 11K for making payments

You also need access to a scanner cos there is a form you will fill online then later you print it then scan and upload after you have affixed your passport photograph and appended your signature

The whole process can be completed in about 1 week assuming you do everything properly and do not get a query.

NB- When filling the forms there is a section that asks if you need extra copies of certificates and documents, leave this blank. If you request for an extra certificate your fee will be higher.

After scanning the documents you want to upload make sure you name them appropriately so the CAC official who will process your application will not have difficulty identifying them

If you are based in Lagos I will recommend that you select Alausa as your preferred point of collection for your certificate of business name registration

BUSY BODY YOU WANT MAKE THEM ENTER EXPRESS ABI.

IF YOU NEED ADVISE ON REGISTRATION OF BUSINESS REACH KINDLY REACH ME ON 08135873718. IT IS FREE OF CHARGE.


N/B: DPNT LISTEN TO ANYONE THAT SAYS YOU CAN DO IT ALL YOURSELF. YOU NEED PROPER GUIDANCE.

I just don't know why some Nigerians just derive pleasure in mocking women who are childless, it is indeed shameful. We now play politics with everything.

JidennaJason:
While Wizkid, Naira Marley, Zlatan, Burna Boy and Small Doctor are "Proud" owners of Bentley, and Rolex watch Worth $1.6mil.


"Get money, Get sense"


Good one from 2baba, he's truly a king.

Stop comparing people, try get sense

release and allow the country to break. i am tired self. we must see that list ooooo

stayclearofme:
You should be the one to shut Up! Nairaland and insults, she only asked a question, if you can't give answer why not ignore her comment. You sound like one of them!

Look at this sissy. Slowpoke.

ForestHill:
Fake handle https://mobile.twitter.com/GovWike this the correct handle

Are you wike?

Wike is gradually losing my respect.



Who do us this thing? E no go better for am.

From buying SUV for national Assembly members to planning on building new hostels for NLS Bayelsa campus. Yet no pension, no gratuity paid to retirees who have left active service since 2016, no law school bursary for law school students yet theres a lot to be spent. People are suffering yet he is building fly over bridges all over, people are suffering yet wike is busy watching BB Naija and dancing to DJ switch songs who knows how many 1 million naira alcohol this our Governor don consume

nairavsdollars:
Is Omehia still politically relevant in Rivers state politics?

Useless question. Instead of you to shut up and pass.

GistmeBlog:
Breaking news; Here are a few last moments of Boseman Chadwick before he died of cancer at 43 years (See Here)

See your head

They should divide this country and give me my own share

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.

Dont hurt anyone, dont take the pay back into your hands, just allow nature treat their Bleep up.

U never still sell am?

Alimzy20:
Good evening my fellow nairalanders i need your strong advices.my parents are forcing me to get married !! I'm just 21.I've tried all possible ways to change their mind. it ended in vain.

I'm not in relationship either. What should i do now? I'm still schooling and unemployed too..

If mine wakes up one day to force me, i will gladly succumb i am tired of being single