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I hate sit at home.
Monday is a money making day, and I feel for those who really want to go to work on Mondays but are scared of unknown gun men.
This guy should use Wike style and flush out those terrorists so my brothers in Ambara can continue with their normal activities on Monday.

To all the guys here who want to marry American women, know that most of them are mumu and they have mental health issues.

She might be an activist or something.
She's just speaking out about it, and sometimes uses it to insult Nigerian men.

See guy better be ready to take responsibility.
You must marry that girl.

If you leave her and run, guy you're wicked.

Rub chocolate on your thing and make your dog lick it.
If the dog ends up biting you, I no send you oo.

Narialand and wahala

I wanna sleep in the heat.
Nigerian mosquitoes are demons

Who go vote for this man sef?

I don't even know what to say.

STEWpid:
Chai

Naija, I hail thee.

We can do anything.

15k for working everyday for one month?
No be juju be that?

I read a story one time.
This lady was like friend zoning this guy, then when the guy told the lady that he have gotten a girlfriend, this lady drugged him and rode him, and when he woke up, she made him believe that he had sex with her. Then when she got pregnant the guy didn't have a choice but to marry the lady.
Many years later the lady was posting it online she didn't even have shame.

Victor you will regret posting her pictures here

I don't live in Lagos, but I'm sure any shop selling fabric in the market would have it.
Last time I checked, a trouser length of suit fabric was 1900.
Just go to any place they sell fabric and ask.

So she can harras me when I give her a compliment, no way...

Seun
He needs to improve narialand so we can be competing with reddit and twitter sef

Good move on.
Don't beg her pls just move on. Don't message her again.

I hate this Simon Epka guy.
Imagine Igbos leaving the north cause of kidnapping and bandatary just to come back home to start facing unknown gunmen and this esn rubbish.
And the thing is that these are uneducated people an educated person would not want to sit at home on a main working day like Monday unless he's jobless.

Na Plateau and Calabar ppl

Kobojunkie:
Why would he hate her for what he can easily change with a mere surgery, if he wants to?

The kid be like.
Shit mum didn't cut my foreskin off when I was a kid, now i gotta go cut this thing off. And he'll be very scared cause it's going to be painful

Kobojunkie:
If the woman suspects the child's sickness has something to do with her not having circumcised her, then it is your turn to share with her the truth which is that Gentiles do not need to circumcised their children and God is not a liar.

She should allow her son to grow up and decide for or against circumcision on his own as an adult. It is a surgical procedure which he can get anytime he is ready and under those circumstances, the procedure is well handled as opposed the delicate situation that that hers now.

So that her son would hate her for having a different penis from others

Checz wetin concern you.
Now Russia will use this excuse to go nuclear

Northern ladies don't look down on anyone

The salary
VERY IMPORTANT

Op I can see that you're talking from experience

Your wife scam person to steal fuel.
Op drain all that petrol from your car or E go blow

From the post you can see that she doesn't play with church yet she hates Igbos.
How is that one being a good Christian what happened to loving your neighbors?
She's a hypocrite if you ask me.

Why am I not seeing blood in the street, or did the civilians just fall down and die like that.

Sit at home is stupid

Go buy a Honda or Toyota something that's cheap to maintain.
And something that would last for you.

Goat from Ghana

Things are cheaper in Kano.
When you eventually move to the west, you'll know what I'm saying.