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Jokes EtcRe: Impossibilities In The World by bright007(f): 12:15pm On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]The day i hear you blow yourself up[/quote]are u denying ur dear religion of peace?as u know,my religion do not promise 72 virgins for blowing-up myself,so I cant do
dat.
Jokes EtcRe: Can't Laugh Alone by bright007(f): 12:11pm On Jun 21, 2012
dani1luv: [size=13pt]Must we alwayz criticize a Joke?? undecided
Must we alwayz cyber-fight undecided[/size]
Keep on hiding d posts.instead of you to reform this section with good new jokes,u endorse tribalism $ enjoy swinging d big stick to suit ur myopic reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Gun Battle Between JTF And Boko Haram In Kano by bright007(f): 11:54am On Jun 21, 2012
baby912: |Ur very STUPID for saying that
Another boko haram member again.You guys cant do me anything.Until u guys stop thinking like animals or behaving like zombie dat are easily brainwashed to kill for 72 virgins,islam will forever carry d embargo of violence.
PoliticsRe: Lawan Promises To Surrender N93m Bribe by bright007(f): 9:00am On Jun 21, 2012
This Farcrook should be handled with iron hand.
Why all this mess?
PoliticsRe: Dying Suicide Bomber Tells Police: “we Are Doing God’s Work” by bright007(f): 8:53am On Jun 21, 2012
amaham: Religion of piss... For the barbarians
I keep repeating dat islam is å religion of piss $ shits.
PoliticsRe: Gun Battle Between JTF And Boko Haram In Kano by bright007(f): 8:28am On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=hagma37@yahoo.com]mumu guy if u ar a south south or south west muslim in the north only God can guaratee ur survival islam is nothing but a religion of pea
Faraidi: bright or what ever is your useless name you are a fool & a bastard
ce.[/quote]Ouch!ouch!ouch!.why are your veins $ blood veseels bulging out so fiercely?
Oh!you wish u could kill me for your blood sucking vampire god in return for 72 virgins.
Never meant to hurt u guys but nevertheless I must stand for the truth.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by bright007(f): 7:51am On Jun 21, 2012
Ehhhh....sorry I actually came here looking for Farcrook d son of Lawan,I heard he usually come here for his massages $ BJ's.
Jokes EtcRe: Impossibilities In The World by bright007(f): 6:25am On Jun 21, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]Ewu.. I knew you fall for that so just dont act here ok[/quote]Mumu like u...look at this brainwashed potential bokoharamist spewing trash here.

But wait ooo...one good question for u...scrol down

















Dear bashy..when are u going to sign-up/blow-up yourself for your own 72 virgins?
You know d virgins fit finish b4 u are recruited as å member of bokoharam!
Âm asking this in å good way.
CultureRe: Which Tribe In Nigeria Is "Actually" From Nigeria??? by bright007(f): 11:48pm On Jun 20, 2012
D̶̲̥̅̊
ọ̥
u mean d yorubas?I read they originated from oduduwa,who fell from d sky.
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Abandon My Responsibility - Jonathan by bright007(f): 11:33pm On Jun 20, 2012
We will not blame GEJ as his predecessor ruled nigeria from his sick bed for over 2 months or thereabouts.
PoliticsRe: Gun Battle Between JTF And Boko Haram In Kano by bright007(f): 11:14pm On Jun 20, 2012
Abdul Adam56: if u dnt hv anythin important 2 say pls kept quiet shhhhhhhh.
Ouch!ouch!dat must have hurt u so bad like å
trailer loaded with rods just stepped on ur scrotum/blokos.
But sorry dear...ur allah cant suck my blood.
PoliticsRe: Gun Battle Between JTF And Boko Haram In Kano by bright007(f): 11:09pm On Jun 20, 2012
Tadup: remember jesus is recognised in islam as a messenger of God only![/quote[quote author=Tadup]remember jesus is recognised in islam as a messenger of God only!
Tadup: remember jesus is recognised in islam as a messenger of God only!
Ťĥĕ Jesus in my bible is different from d 'isa' in your koran
Jokes EtcRe: Impossibilities In The World by bright007(f): 11:02pm On Jun 20, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy[/quote]It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.
PoliticsRe: Gun Battle Between JTF And Boko Haram In Kano by bright007(f): 10:50pm On Jun 20, 2012
Islam is truely å religion of piss $ shits.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: More Bloodier And Deadlier Days Ahead by bright007(f): 1:33pm On Jun 20, 2012
Islam is truely å religion of piss and shits and allah is å prick.
PoliticsRe: Jagaba Denies Collecting $620,000 Bribe From Lawan by bright007(f): 11:36am On Jun 20, 2012
What å pity!Farcrook is å drowning man who will clasp/grasp/clash at any straw
IslamRe: Why Do Nigerian Christians Hate Islam??? by bright007(f): 7:47am On Jun 20, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]@LagosShia,

You know what, I refuse to be dragged into the mud with you by arguing over things that you are ignorant about.

There is a saying that goes "by their fruits you shall know them"

Perhaps the bible is a book of violence or perhaps it is the koran that preaches violence. We all know the book Boko Haram is reading from.

Until these guys stop killing christians and fighting against education, and until all other muslims unite and actively campaign against Boko haram and condemn them, The koran is a vile book and mohammed is a false prophet and islam is a bloodthirsty religion.[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (MBGN) Disqualified Over False Age! by bright007(f): 7:54pm On Jun 19, 2012
Cock and bull stories
PoliticsRe: Kaduna On Fire Again. by bright007(f): 3:00pm On Jun 19, 2012
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CultureRe: Similarity Between Bini And Igbo by bright007(f): 12:19pm On Jun 18, 2012
omonuan: Back to similarities:

Ededemede-Bini  Ededeliede sometimes Adedeliede-Anioma meaning long long time ago!
Wrong!!!
Ťĥĕ edo word is 'ededemwede' and it means 'never å time'
PhonesRe: What Are Your Favourite BlackBerry Applications? by bright007(f): 11:02am On Jun 18, 2012
Mine are:
Picmix
Mega smiley
Plane panic xxl
Front $ back flash light
SCOREMOBILE FC(my best)
Crazy diving
Facebook
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Sad Over Kaduna Sunday Blasts by bright007(f): 10:58pm On Jun 17, 2012
Its now very clear that ťĥĕ government led by Jona has failed woefully in ťĥĕ area of protecting lives $ properties.
Can someone pls tell me where I can get å bomb-proof /bomb-odeshi so dat I can protect myself incase of d unexpected.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion At Sabon Gari & Wusasa, Zaria by bright007(f): 1:39pm On Jun 17, 2012
Allahuakbomb has done it again
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion At Sabon Gari & Wusasa, Zaria by bright007(f): 1:31pm On Jun 17, 2012
GEJ should rename sunday as bomb blast day
Jokes EtcRe: I'm Back... Lets Blaze It Up, Click Here To Check How Bad Ur Mind Is by bright007(f): 5:56pm On Jun 16, 2012
Bros...u ar dry
Jokes EtcRe: If I Was President by bright007(f): 4:02pm On Jun 16, 2012
How did this trash make d front page?
Ooohhh...I see...its å thread created by å MOD.
Ťĥĕ poster of this trash must be å




















Bush piglet!
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Ubale Mai-nama Sets Court Ablaze For Dissolving His Marriage In Katsina by bright007(f): 2:48pm On Jun 15, 2012
Which court did he burn?
Å sharia court....lnfact let him burn all his brothers that practice d religion of peace.
PoliticsRe: Faroukgate: How Much Bribe Money Did Farouk Collect In All by bright007(f): 2:27pm On Jun 15, 2012
Billyonaire: What does that "Honorable" in their name signify ?
if u ask me,I would say it means they are professional thieves.
FoodRe: Exciting Recipes With Indomie! by bright007(f): 12:36pm On Jun 15, 2012
All this talk of indomie is making me ..:mmmmm.
Let me share my own method.

2 packs of indomie
one onion(sliced)
3 tomatoes(sliced)
Groundnut oil
Fried meat or suya (without pepper incase of suya)
Fresh pepper(cut into bits)
4 fresh eggs

Pour indomie into boiling water to soften.break eggs in å bowl and mix thoroughly,add pepper,tomato,salt(to taste),and finally ťĥĕ indomie sauce.mix everything together with d egg.shifter indomie from hot water and add to mixture.cut ur meat into tiny bits and add also.mix everything thoroughly.
Turn on ur ccoker $ put ur groundnut oil in d frying pan.
Pour everything into hot oil and allow to fry for 2 minutes.
Ready to eat.
Jokes EtcRe: BIN GBAGBO'S JOKES LIBRARY!!! 200 JOKES UPDATED SO FAR! by bright007(f): 12:06pm On Jun 15, 2012
[quote author=MOGUL.O]Dustbin! you are truely a mad man!




@bright007 But are you still following him from thread to thread??[/quote]U too must have been following me from thread to thread for u to have noted this.

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